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niko_cee
23-01-2022, 11:16 PM
LA trying to sabotage themselves by taking a timeout now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
23-01-2022, 11:23 PM
Kupp :cool:

Get fucked Brady.

Lewis
23-01-2022, 11:24 PM
Does Tom Brady just psych teams into BOTTLING IT like the inevitable late United winners of days past?

Waffdon
23-01-2022, 11:25 PM
Unlucky, Tom. Wanker

thommo
23-01-2022, 11:25 PM
Cooper Kupp coming up BIG. What a throw from my man Matt Stafford too.

Gray Fox
23-01-2022, 11:26 PM
There’s no football like playoff football.

Ian
23-01-2022, 11:31 PM
Get fucked, Brady.


Does Tom Brady just psych teams into BOTTLING IT like the inevitable late United winners of days past?

I think there's definitely an element of that. As soon as his team starts to mount a comeback I reckon opponents start to get the feeling of "Oh here we fucking go" and his team mates up their game because they think it's on.

Sir Andy Mahowry
24-01-2022, 01:39 AM
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:lol:

Sir Andy Mahowry
24-01-2022, 02:29 AM
That third TD from Davis was filthy.

The Chiefs defender has no ankles now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
24-01-2022, 02:39 AM
Josh Allen is our king.

Sir Andy Mahowry
24-01-2022, 02:57 AM
I'm seething, the Bills not squib kicking the kick off with 13 seconds to go fucked it.

OT rules for playoff games need to be changed as well.

Gray Fox
24-01-2022, 03:07 AM
Perfect game by both QBs there. Neither defence really got a sniff. In the end it came down to very small things.

Giving them a touchback with any kind of time left for multiple plays is a bad call. Then letting Kelce catch that uncontested was crazy. Far too soft coverage on that last pass in regular time.

Foe
25-01-2022, 07:35 PM
What a fucking game though. And we get a bengals chiefs championship too :drool:

Gotta hope the rams beat the 49ers so we get an offense fest Super Bowl.

Dan
25-01-2022, 08:26 PM
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Thank fuck we have Taysom at least.

Dan
25-01-2022, 10:54 PM
Caleb Williams is transferring from Oklahoma Dan

Mental.

He could go just about anywhere. Imagine he turned up at Clemson. :drool:

So, apparently now the big name getting talked about for him is...WISCONSIN?!

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-01-2022, 11:38 PM
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:lol:

Ian
26-01-2022, 07:37 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Gray Fox
29-01-2022, 07:34 PM
Looks like we've finally seen the last of Brady on the field.

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-01-2022, 08:17 PM
Had to be that cunt scoring.

Mon the Bungles.

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-01-2022, 11:17 PM
Fuck the Chiefs.

Gray Fox
30-01-2022, 11:18 PM
There’s no football like playoff football.

:nodd:

niko_cee
30-01-2022, 11:20 PM
I stopped watching at 21-3 thinking it was going to be a blowout. :cab:

Road Warriors. :cool:

Ben
31-01-2022, 07:54 AM
I can't recall a better playoffs than this.

Foe
31-01-2022, 08:39 PM
Joe fucking burrow. :cool:

What a man. Just give him the fucking MVP already.

Dan
01-02-2022, 03:13 PM
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End of an era.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-02-2022, 03:54 PM
Fuck the old wanker.

Gray Fox
01-02-2022, 04:43 PM
I'd rather not.

Dan
01-02-2022, 10:40 PM
Caleb Williams is transferring from Oklahoma Dan

Mental.

He could go just about anywhere. Imagine he turned up at Clemson. :drool:

After all the talk, he's ended up at USC like everyone expected.

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Ian
02-02-2022, 09:57 AM
Seems it'll be the Washington Commanders.

Should've been Sentinels. :nono:

Ben
02-02-2022, 10:51 AM
Should have been Football Team. As a Washington fan (through family, not choice), I'm very unhappy with the new name. It's shit.

Ian
02-02-2022, 10:53 AM
It does seem a bit pants but I wonder if that's mostly just because it's new. Because let's be honest, most American sports team names are a bit shit but I imagine I'd be averse to anything Denver changed to if they were changing for some reason.

'Washington Commanders' just doesn't roll off the tongue though, does it?

Ben
02-02-2022, 10:59 AM
It's a military term so it's probably entirely to placate the same people who kicked off with the "woke" move of Redskins getting dropped.

Football Team was massively underrated and should have stayed.

Ian
02-02-2022, 11:13 AM
Yeah I got used to Football Team quite quickly.

Foe
02-02-2022, 12:52 PM
What a shit name.

Should’ve just stuck with redskins.

When’s the Washington report getting released? They should do it today to divert attention away.

Ben
02-02-2022, 12:57 PM
It'll get buried because it'll show the NFL as a whole is full of charlatans.

phonics
02-02-2022, 01:04 PM
The Washington Commies.

Ben
02-02-2022, 01:12 PM
:drool:

Gray Fox
02-02-2022, 03:56 PM
Washington Warriors is what I'd have gone with.

Commanders seems to be about the worst one they could have picked.

Ben
02-02-2022, 04:00 PM
Not using the traditional numbering font on the kits is irrationally pissing me off too.

Ian
08-02-2022, 10:09 AM
So Alvin Kamara and three of his mates beat a guy unconscious. Nice.

Bang him up.

Ben
08-02-2022, 12:47 PM
NFL making Premier League look like child's play.

niko_cee
08-02-2022, 02:19 PM
He'll just get stood down by the Saints and then picked up by another franchise in a year or so. I don't know why they bother with the first bit really, but I guess piety is big bucks over there.

Ben
12-02-2022, 03:45 PM
Currently simmering some chilli for tomorrow night. Kill two birds with one stone with nachos and Cincinnati Chili Dogs.

Snacks of choice for the rest of you TTHers?

Ian
12-02-2022, 05:07 PM
I'll be at my sisters and she often makes a bunch of stuff. I think tomorrow may be featuring pulled pork and hot dogs and possibly other stuff.

I did read up to see what is native to Cincy and as well as a load of Greek-inspired stuff it has a weird chilli:
https://www.tripsavvy.com/local-foods-to-eat-in-cincinnati-4155896

Also I learned from that that Buckeyes just look like conkers.

Ben
12-02-2022, 06:36 PM
Yeah that’s the chilli I’m making. It goes on many things (including spaghetti) but also on hot dogs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-02-2022, 07:04 PM
I just bought a pizza and a bag of paprika crisps for the game.

I was going to do roast beef for Sunday dinner but mentions of chilli (here and in the food thread) have got me pondering my options.

Shindig
12-02-2022, 07:10 PM
Y'know, I'll probably just sleep through it and catch the highlights.

Foe
13-02-2022, 12:26 PM
Recorded and then watching in the morning is clearly the way to go.

Shindig
13-02-2022, 12:48 PM
The iPlayer will probably have the whole thing on replay.

Ian
13-02-2022, 03:16 PM
Unless my team were in it I doubt I'd stay up for it myself but I always watch with other people and drink/eat too much.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2022, 04:45 PM
I did indeed cave and buy stuff for chilli.

Also bought some bratwursts to make chilli dogs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2022, 11:33 PM
The Rock :cool:

Also, I feel like the Rams defence will feast on the Bengals. Especially Donald and the rest of the pass rush.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2022, 11:38 PM
Third and 17, shit draw play...

Why?

Ian
14-02-2022, 12:35 AM
1492815053132906500

:wub:

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-02-2022, 01:14 AM
What a throwback this HT show is.

Waffdon
14-02-2022, 01:24 AM
This is great

Kendrick, Eminem, 50 and Dre :cool:

Ian
14-02-2022, 01:37 AM
Yeah that half time show was good.

And that's the most blatant facemask you'll see.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-02-2022, 01:54 AM
Yeah that half time show was good.

And that's the most blatant facemask you'll see.

Yeah but fuck Jalen Ramsey.

Also, he's been holding constantly.

Ian
14-02-2022, 01:58 AM
Holding is constant generally, it's just whether you're smart enough to get away with it l.

Gray Fox
14-02-2022, 03:17 AM
Decent game, but not amazing. We were spoiled in the previous 2 rounds though.

Bengals just let down in the end by their lack of o-line. Running Perine up the middle with less than a minute to go also a strange choice.

The most deserved ring in the league going to Donald. It would have been criminal for him to never get one.

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-02-2022, 03:22 AM
It would be mad if he retires like the reports are suggesting.

He's still one of, if not the best players in the league.

Ian
16-02-2022, 08:36 AM
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Sir Andy Mahowry
07-03-2022, 10:44 PM
Calvin Ridley is suspended until the end of next season at the very least.

https://www.nfl.com/news/falcons-wr-calvin-ridley-suspended-indefinitely-through-2022-season-for-betting-

It's pretty harsh considering he wasn't on the team at the time technically.

niko_cee
07-03-2022, 10:48 PM
I always find American piety such a strange thing.

Gambling? Super bad.
Beating your wife, partner, child? Meh, we can live with that.
Lying to YOUR EMPLOYER about beating your wife, partner, child? Super bad.

Ben
08-03-2022, 07:04 AM
Pumping yourself full of PEDs, thereby directly influencing the outcome of matches. Four week ban.

Browning
08-03-2022, 06:49 PM
Wilson to Denver.

Dan
08-03-2022, 06:52 PM
The question now is how many picks & players they’ve had to give up in return - you can only trade three years in advance so it’s all three firsts, probably one or two seconds, I guess you may as well throw Lock in there if they want him, and then probably one other player (maybe one of their corners?)

Ben
08-03-2022, 06:54 PM
One of the biggest trades ever apparently. Multiple first rounders, plus other picks, plus players.

Rodgers will be seething. His new 4 year $200m deal reduced to second level headline almost immediately.

Browning
08-03-2022, 06:58 PM
Mike Williams just got paid by the Chargers too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-03-2022, 07:05 PM
Russ will be cooking at altitude.

wullie
08-03-2022, 07:06 PM
Clinging on to Bobby Wagner for dear life now.

Dan
08-03-2022, 07:15 PM
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I love the idea of them refusing the deal without the 5/4 pick swap.

Ben
08-03-2022, 07:20 PM
I can see why Ron never got it done for Washington now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-03-2022, 07:21 PM
Albert O fantasy stocks through the roof :drool:

Ian
08-03-2022, 08:49 PM
That's a lot of picks.

wullie
09-03-2022, 10:06 AM
clinging on to bobby wagner for dear life now.

For FUCKS SAKE

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-03-2022, 12:13 PM
Wagner needs to come to Baltimore.

Browning
09-03-2022, 06:51 PM
Wentz to Washington for fuck all it seems.

Ben
09-03-2022, 07:08 PM
Even fuck all is too expensive. As if the worst name possible wasn’t bad enough, now they give us him?

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-03-2022, 07:16 PM
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Third and either another third or a second. That's a touch more than fuck all.

Ben
09-03-2022, 07:18 PM
Well the 2nd will no doubt be dependent on making the postseason so that’s but a pipe dream.

Ian
09-03-2022, 07:32 PM
"Worst possible name." :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2022, 09:51 PM
Khalil Mack on one side and Joey Bosa on the other.

RIP QBs playing the Chargers.

Dan
10-03-2022, 10:15 PM
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It's not even going to cost them a whole (of draft picks, it's like $20m a year in cash though)

Ian
10-03-2022, 10:25 PM
AFC West looking pretty tasty on paper.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-03-2022, 09:46 PM
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Deshaun Watson has paid off some people it seems.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-03-2022, 11:50 PM
1502398023615324164

:lol:

Ian
12-03-2022, 12:22 AM
Fucking hell. :D who was he talking about?

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-03-2022, 12:40 AM
Fucking hell. :D who was he talking about?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeJ6p7Husf0

Triple H :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-03-2022, 11:22 PM
Brady is back :moop:

phonics
13-03-2022, 11:44 PM
And his last ball got sold for half a million dollars 4 hours prior.

Shindig
14-03-2022, 09:56 AM
This is Ronaldo's fault, isn't it?

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2022, 11:32 PM
1504601053790195714

Rodgers must be SEETHING.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2022, 11:35 PM
1504601625956130821

He just got paid.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-03-2022, 07:54 PM
1504907491888537605

Speaking of getting paid...

The rapist originally decided to rule out the Browns but they kept trying to recruit him as Baker was SEETHING and they got the rapist.

Ben
18-03-2022, 08:23 PM
Any money spent that indirectly gets rid of Baker is good money spent.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-03-2022, 08:36 PM
Three firsts, a third and a fourth (getting back a fifth) for the rapist.

Foe
21-03-2022, 06:04 PM
And now Matt Ryan is a colt.

Interesting trade moves all around. Where’s baker headed?

Shindig
21-03-2022, 07:23 PM
The money on the DeShaun deal screams, "I have settlements to make."

Foe
21-03-2022, 08:04 PM
Marirota getting the gig in Atlanta and Jameis getting $28m over two years is :saywhat:

If you’re going to tank, you might as well shove a young mid round pick in and see if they’ve got a spark.

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-03-2022, 01:27 AM
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Full trade details are officially in for the rapist.

Sir Andy Mahowry
23-03-2022, 03:20 PM
The dickhead (Tyreek) is going to be traded it seems. Jets and Dolphins are the favourites right now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
23-03-2022, 05:18 PM
1506675135687938067

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My boy Waddle's fantasy prospects in the mud :(

Ben
23-03-2022, 08:12 PM
That's a hell of a lot for a WR, especially when your QB can't make a pass beyond 5 yards.

Sir Andy Mahowry
23-03-2022, 08:14 PM
Crazy that the cunt has gone for more than Adams.

Gray Fox
29-03-2022, 04:38 PM
Play-off Overtime rules changed so now both teams must have at least one possession of the ball.

Sir Andy Mahowry
31-03-2022, 12:23 AM
Bruce Arians has retired and taken a front office role.

Sir Andy Mahowry
29-04-2022, 01:53 AM
Trading Marquise Brown :\

Dan
29-04-2022, 02:19 AM
AJ Brown to Philly & given a new deal too now.

It all started so calmly, then we hit double digit picks & everyone lost their heads.

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-04-2022, 12:01 AM
What a pick announcement from the Vikings lad.

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niko_cee
30-04-2022, 06:50 AM
:D

That is quality. Imagine giving him the hurry up.

Sir Andy Mahowry
30-04-2022, 03:38 PM
1520234216851533824

Kyle Brandt wasn't bad either.

Get him booked to face Pat McAfee at Mania next year.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-05-2022, 08:48 PM
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Hopkins has been a naughty boy.

Ian
02-05-2022, 09:00 PM
Right then, college football nerds, tell me what to think about Denver's draft. Stuff I've read suggests that I should be pretty happy, all things considered.

Gray Fox
02-05-2022, 11:33 PM
Dan has as ever prepared THE DOSSIER however as we found out it was incomplete this year.

However he was unimpressed with the Broncos offerings. He was most impressed with Chiefs, Panthers, Ravens, Eagles and Jets.

Dan
04-05-2022, 10:43 PM
Yeah, I thought it was an okay class, but nothing exciting.

Bonitto is a good player who you can do a few things with, but he’s small so not great against the run. Might be limited to pass rush & maybe some run & chase stuff at LB.

Dulcich is a good TE, essentially he’s the Fant replacement & could definitely give you the same production Fant was providing.

Damarri Mathis is a versatile DB. Might just be a rotational player across the secondary but he should stick.

Eyioma Uwazurike will probably be a similar player along the defensive line. Likely just a run stuffer but he had some fans so maybe there’s something there.

I’d imagine the other guys will just be backups - I didn't know the receiver from Samford but I’d guess he’ll be Diontae Spencer 2.0. Wattenberg & Henningsen are probably the best of the bunch, but Eric Crocker liked Faion Hicks so maybe he’ll be able to compete too.



The more I think about it the more I hate the Bears’ class. It definitely feels like the new GM etc aren’t particularly arsed about doing anything to help Justin Fields, so I’m pretty worried he’s going to Darnold it.

Ian
04-05-2022, 11:31 PM
Broncos at Wembley this year then. I guess I should try and make sure I get to that.

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-05-2022, 11:36 PM
It's a shame you wont get to see the great Drew Lock.

Gray Fox
04-05-2022, 11:38 PM
Not seen much of the Lock replacement before. Looks like a baseball player to me.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-06-2022, 01:57 PM
https://www.nfl.com/news/broncos-walton-penner-family-enter-into-purchase-sale-agreement-to-acquire-team

Broncos sold to Walton-Penner family for $4.65BN.

Ian
08-06-2022, 02:24 PM
Part of me thinks it's a shame the Bowlens couldn't sort it out among themselves but maybe it's better off that way with Pat Bowlen gone.

Gray Fox
08-06-2022, 02:51 PM
That's going to sting for Elway.

Sir Andy Mahowry
15-06-2022, 07:08 PM
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:cab:

niko_cee
15-06-2022, 07:19 PM
God obviously doesn't like money, so presumably he's not pursuing a ministry in the Catholic Church.

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-06-2022, 12:07 PM
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He apparently lost quite a bit of weight to try and get some more speed and was looking good in training camp, so much so that he was in contention to be a starter this year.

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-06-2022, 09:17 PM
1539715282041769986

Not a great day for the Ravens...

Xanax overdose is the apparent reason for Ferguson's death.

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-07-2022, 05:35 PM
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Baker lives.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-08-2022, 12:40 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ5349EVQAEqCtY?format=jpg

A humble man.

Shindig
12-08-2022, 07:55 AM
I love that. And he's kinda right. :D

Ian
12-08-2022, 12:59 PM
Does he think Jesus was a folk singer or something?

Ben
18-08-2022, 08:55 PM
Watson suspended 11 games, fined $5m.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-08-2022, 09:01 PM
Not enough for the sex pest.

First game back is against the Texans. Hopefully someone takes him out.

Foe
10-09-2022, 06:46 PM
The bills absolutely fucked up the rams. A glorious start for the champs.

Bama was down 3 going into the 4th against the Texas longhorns, which would be glorious. However, they’ll probably dunk 21 in Q4.

Looking forward to reacquainting myself with Scott Hanson tomorrow evening.

Ben
10-09-2022, 07:24 PM
I’ve got Bills as my fantasy DEF.

Scott Hanson :cool:

Dan
11-09-2022, 10:08 AM
The bills absolutely fucked up the rams. A glorious start for the champs.

Bama was down 3 going into the 4th against the Texas longhorns, which would be glorious. However, they’ll probably dunk 21 in Q4.

Looking forward to reacquainting myself with Scott Hanson tomorrow evening.

Bama holds them off 20-19 whilst A&M loses to Appalachian State. Not a great day Texas football.

Notre Dame losing to Marshall is worse, though. Marcus Freeman the first ND coach to start 0-3.

Foe
11-09-2022, 11:30 AM
Upset galore yesterday.

My cousin was at the A&M game and looked about 10-15 rows back around the 30 yard line. Great seats to watch a horrific game.

Ohio state probably upset at losing their “quality win”.

Georgia surely going to number 1 now, whilst bama get a wake up call and need to find some receiver production.

Encouraging for Texas, who are probably now in the hunt for a playoff place as long as the rest of their season is dominant and the knock down Oklahoma.

Dan
11-09-2022, 02:16 PM
Upset galore yesterday.

My cousin was at the A&M game and looked about 10-15 rows back around the 30 yard line. Great seats to watch a horrific game.

Ohio state probably upset at losing their “quality win”.

Georgia surely going to number 1 now, whilst bama get a wake up call and need to find some receiver production.

Encouraging for Texas, who are probably now in the hunt for a playoff place as long as the rest of their season is dominant and the knock down Oklahoma.

You can never rule out a random Texas collapse, but it definitely looks to be going in the right direction under Sark. Ewers looked good for the half of one quarter he played, and they’ll have him, Xavier Worthy & JaTavion Sanders next season too so that might be the year where they can take the jump.

Alabama will be hoping that the kid they got from Louisville (Tyler Harrell) comes back soon & can fill the Jameson Williams role, which will hopefully open things up. Jermaine Burton is garbage.

A&M need to get a more explosive offense in place. They seem to be able to get high level recruits, but QB & scheme are holding them back from reaching the top tier.

Speaking of bad offences, Iowa scored 7 again this week, and if they couldn’t play defense as well as they always do they might be FCS standard

Foe
11-09-2022, 04:53 PM
I saw that, Iowa state managed to score 1 TD and that was enough to win. I was thinking that pre game too, mental that a mentality of “score 10 and we win” in college football exists.

Here we go lads. My fantasy team is garbage and I’ve risked it all on mccafrey, who was available at 5.

Gone for a titans, ravens and saints treble to backup my long shot accumulator.

Foe
11-09-2022, 06:21 PM
Are we going to see Tim Boyle as a starter this season?

Goff clearly isn’t trusted and if when he does throw it’s as bad as this, he’s going to face the fire of dan Campbell again.

Giggles
11-09-2022, 08:47 PM
Are you snide tramps still doing the NFL games behind a wall?

Ian
11-09-2022, 10:03 PM
I'm not on the Discord where they do their NFL chat I just wasn't really paying attention to the game I had on.

niko_cee
11-09-2022, 10:05 PM
The Bengals game was hilarious.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-09-2022, 01:19 AM
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Peterson's kid would have loved this.

wullie
13-09-2022, 05:41 AM
Denver going for a 300 yard FG rather than give it to Wilson on a 4th and 5 while Marshawn Lynch is on the sideline watching. Season may hurtle downhill now but always nice to see Denver

Ben
13-09-2022, 06:43 AM
Yeah, that's weird. 64 yards in Denver is not 64 yards in Seattle, and McManus isn't the longest kicker anyway.

Ian
13-09-2022, 07:44 AM
The fumbles were costly but it does sound like Hackett totally beefed that one. Why give Wilson a billion quid then not try and let him do his thing in favour of trying a kick McManus doesn't have the leg for?

wullie
13-09-2022, 09:30 AM
Talk that Wilson actually called an audible at the end of that Superbowl so he could be MVP rather than just have Lynch walk it in, I'm choosing to believe that as 100% fact now he's fucked off. Ciara's music is shit too.

Sir Andy Mahowry
16-09-2022, 02:25 AM
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:drool:

Sign him up Hunter.

wullie
16-09-2022, 07:23 AM
That's a work of art.

Ian
16-09-2022, 07:25 AM
Love that.

Shindig
16-09-2022, 08:09 AM
Picked his whole pocket.

Manc
16-09-2022, 09:59 PM
The NFL show moving to ITV and going for a bimbo presenter has ruined my evening.

Gray Fox
17-09-2022, 11:19 AM
Phwoar?

Foe
18-09-2022, 06:12 PM
Are the lions good?

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 06:46 PM
Brady seething :harold:

Ian
18-09-2022, 06:48 PM
You love to see him having a terrible time.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 06:50 PM
Also we're playing really well today.

Only negative was the stalling near the goal line and then fumble in the first quarter. Defence has looked great (espeically Marcus Williams) and the offence is purring.

I can't wait to see how many injuries derail our season this time.

Foe
18-09-2022, 06:56 PM
The ravens do look pretty nifty. Their squad is so good, such a good back office.

The colts being absolutely shit has taken me by surprise and ruined any hope I had that the Texans weren’t awful.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 07:00 PM
Bring back Redzone ffs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 07:24 PM
Pay Lamar.

niko_cee
18-09-2022, 07:37 PM
Big performance from the refs in the 4th quarter for Tampa.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 07:50 PM
Our defence has done their usual fall asleep during the 4th quarter routine.

niko_cee
18-09-2022, 08:16 PM
Is there not a way to absolutely sky an onside kick so you can make it like a contested jump ball type situation? Tee it right up and slice it to high heaven.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 08:19 PM
Always fun to see your defence just stop playing in the final quarter.

Ian
18-09-2022, 08:24 PM
Best of both worlds for me, Jackson gets a load of points for whichever of my Yahoo teams it is he's in but the Ravens get a lol defeat to the fucking Dolphins.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 08:32 PM
RIP Trey Lance.

thommo
18-09-2022, 08:41 PM
Is there not a way to absolutely sky an onside kick so you can make it like a contested jump ball type situation? Tee it right up and slice it to high heaven.

Some kickers boot it into the ground to get it to bounce up high. Can't recall anyone chipping it up directly though.

Ian
18-09-2022, 08:53 PM
By doing a big floaty chip you're just adding more ways for it to go wrong.

Ian
18-09-2022, 09:10 PM
Denver are very droppy today.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 09:52 PM
The fans are loving Russ.

Ian
18-09-2022, 10:13 PM
The state of this offence so far. :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 10:38 PM
That playcall for the 3rd and 1 was shocking.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 10:39 PM
What the fuck is wrong with Hackett?

That's the second time he's been bitten by the "shall we go with it or kick it" today.

Ian
18-09-2022, 11:01 PM
What the fuck is wrong with Hackett?

That's the second time he's been bitten by the "shall we go with it or kick it" today.

And now burning a timeout because we didn't have a punt returner on the field. :face: :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 11:06 PM
Rams almost fucked that.

The guy wasting time on 4th down wasted fuck all time by running as fast as he could back into the corner. Then they gave the Falcons a much shorter field.

Ian
18-09-2022, 11:42 PM
An ugly win for Denver but a win all the same. Defense looks decent but offense has a lot to do.

And Hackett needs to get a fucking hold of himself.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2022, 11:56 PM
The Raiders, especially Renfrow :lol:

niko_cee
19-09-2022, 06:39 AM
The NFL seems to be bringing the lolz in a big way this year.

That Seahawks trick play on the goal line was brilliantly bad. The muffed punt also quite funny.

Ben
19-09-2022, 07:48 AM
Well let’s hope the season continues like this. Got to be the best two opening weeks (in terms of pure entertainment rather than outright quality) in a long time.

Browning
19-09-2022, 12:18 PM
It's probably like this every year (more so with the shortened pre-season) but about 90% of the teams look shit so far.

Gray Fox
19-09-2022, 01:04 PM
Half of the teams look genuinely hopeless. Some are just badly coached(Hi Denver) and there are maybe 2/3 teams I could see winning the lot and that’s it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2022, 01:11 PM
Not many starters played many minutes in the pre-season as teams were scared of injuries.

So a lot of them are having their pre-season now.

Foe
19-09-2022, 07:27 PM
Chiefs, bills, dolphins, ravens, Vikings/packers vs the rest?

Tampa might get better with some wideouts back, the rams can definitely improve.

Ideally bills/Vikings for a bit of a change.

There’s some seriously tedious teams to watch though. The bears, broncos, Seahawks and Texans would be better just not turning up.

Happy for Trevor Lawrence looking competent though.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2022, 11:13 PM
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Old man looks like he's enjoying it too much.

Gray Fox
20-09-2022, 01:03 AM
I've not seen the ambulance on the field for a while. Nasty one too. Bills player charges in to down a guy, goes over the top and into his teammate and bends his head and neck all the way back the wrong way.

Ian
20-09-2022, 07:51 AM
I liked the old Madden game where they had the ambulance but it ran players over as it drove onto the field.

Sir Andy Mahowry
23-09-2022, 12:50 AM
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That's some catch.

Ian
23-09-2022, 06:53 AM
Love that.

Ben
25-09-2022, 06:38 PM
Did anyone see Tua wobbling all over trying to run to the huddle? :|

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2022, 06:40 PM
Did anyone see Tua wobbling all over trying to run to the huddle? :|

Yeah he's clearly concussed.

Dirty little push from Milano as the ball was well gone when he shoved Tua.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2022, 08:04 PM
Colts :cool:

Get fucked Chiefs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2022, 08:09 PM
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The butt punt :drool:

niko_cee
25-09-2022, 08:16 PM
Won the game for them.

I'm all for a late season/post season snow day, but going off that lolfest I'm thinking maybe they should move the season so it can all be played in far too hot conditions.

Where's Wally [Bills offensive coordinator] going mental in the booth the icing on the cake.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2022, 08:17 PM
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:lol:

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2022, 08:25 PM
Someone in Tampa requested beads on the goalposts and the person they tasked with getting it done misheard.

Sir Andy Mahowry
25-09-2022, 11:33 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdiKAF2akAA32jp?format=jpg

Cracking shot.

Ian
26-09-2022, 03:50 PM
Not sure I've watched Denver get two such awful back to back wins before. The offense is absolute turd right now and wasting a lot of talent.

I mean it's not the first Denver team I've seen being carried by the defense before but fucking hell, these last two games have been bad.

Gray Fox
26-09-2022, 04:00 PM
That was when noodle arm Old Man-ning was in play. Prime Russ isn't supposed to be like this. Is it just a breakdown between him and the coaching?

Ian
26-09-2022, 04:09 PM
Play calling and just nothing seems to be in sync. The better plays have actually seemed to be when things have broken down which I know Wilson is notably good at recovering plays when things go to shit but that seems to be about the only thing we're managing with the passing game right now.

And loads of plays that are probably borderline whether they're drops or not (some definitely are, some he's just not quite hitting them on the numbers) but lots of near-misses for catches in the last couple of games as well.

Ben
30-09-2022, 06:48 AM
Tua got carted off in a neck brace last night. Now I'm no conspiracy theorist but the impact of the head on the turf didn't seem that bad. At least in comparison to last week. I think the Dolphins medical staff might be answering some questions because everyone was surprised he went straight back in after half time last week.

Gray Fox
30-09-2022, 03:27 PM
Yeah this is not a good luck for the Dolphins. The LOCAL MEDICAL FACILITY he went to released him reasonably quickly, so he can't have been too bad, but if what we all think has happened to him the past week, has happened, then he's lucky it wasn't a lot worse.

Ian
02-10-2022, 09:44 PM
Proper shitfest going down between Denver and Vegas,

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-10-2022, 09:46 PM
At least you didn't crumble and give up a big lead for the second time this season :(

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-10-2022, 10:19 PM
Javonte out with a knee injury, that's going to be rough.

Ian
02-10-2022, 11:30 PM
Boone not covering himself in glory there.

Having Wilson and a promising supporting cast just to produce this sort of offense is shambolic.

Ben
03-10-2022, 06:12 AM
Washington are so bad. The Commanders name is bollocks, Wentz is worse, Snyder is a cunt. But my family are from there so I can't even abandon them. The franchise has had no direction since RG3 destroyed his knee.

Gray Fox
03-10-2022, 07:59 AM
I like Riverboat Ron, but the team has got worse in almost every department since his appointment. The receiving team is actually pretty good now, but the QB and the defence is catastrophic.

Also mind boggling that teams keep giving Wentz a job.

Ben
03-10-2022, 08:06 AM
I really liked the Rivera appointment and I still support him somewhat but it's hard to see what his plan is. However, the organisation as a whole needs completely gutting out so I'm reticent to blame Ron for anything because I'm not sure how much control he has. Even the local media like John Keim have finally had enough and going scorched earth on the thing.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-10-2022, 05:15 PM
Javonte done for the year.

Ian
03-10-2022, 06:37 PM
:moop:

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-10-2022, 07:13 PM
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Bobby Wagner isn't a fan of pitch invaders.

Shindig
04-10-2022, 07:17 PM
That is not a streaker.

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-10-2022, 07:20 PM
Yet.

Gray Fox
04-10-2022, 09:50 PM
He'll think he is after that hit.

Gray Fox
05-10-2022, 08:03 AM
Gets better every time.

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wullie
05-10-2022, 08:03 AM
The guy just wanted to celebrate that they were having a girl and now he's concussed.

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-10-2022, 03:08 PM
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:moop:

Sir Andy Mahowry
07-10-2022, 11:17 AM
I watched the first half of the game last night and it might be one of the worst I've ever watched.

Congrats Colts and Broncos.

wullie
07-10-2022, 11:45 AM
So far Russ' cooking is being sent back to the kitchen.

Ben
07-10-2022, 11:57 AM
At the time of his signing, I thought he wasn't anywhere near worth the money. His past few years at Seattle were good but he was clearly on the slide. But dear me I didn't expect him to be this bad.

Ian
08-10-2022, 05:14 PM
I watched the first half of the game last night and it might be one of the worst I've ever watched.

Congrats Colts and Broncos.

I think only the Raiders game hasn't been an eye-bleeder so far. There's absolutely no excuse for that offense to be that bad.

Gray Fox
08-10-2022, 08:34 PM
Ah I see an injury has appeared that he's had all along, but not been mentioned before. That'll affect his cooking.

Dan
09-10-2022, 12:49 PM
Matt Ryan must be in a full body cast in that case

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-10-2022, 04:22 PM
Packers :harold:

Edit: Not sure why the Giants are kneeling when the Packers can get the ball back.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-10-2022, 06:07 PM
That Dickson punt/fake punt/whatever was incredible.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-10-2022, 06:12 PM
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A genuine work of art.

niko_cee
09-10-2022, 08:00 PM
Refs coming up strong for the Bucs as per. What a joke of a roughing call.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-10-2022, 08:04 PM
That call might be the worst ever.

Ben
09-10-2022, 08:15 PM
Yeah that was pathetic.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-10-2022, 01:13 AM
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Giants hired a fluffer.

Gray Fox
10-10-2022, 03:14 PM
Matt Rhule fired. Staggering he kept the job this long.

Who is the new hotness in college football? Beyond QB they have a pretty decent team there.

Ben
10-10-2022, 03:22 PM
Lol can't see them going that route again for a while. Gannon (DC) at the Eagles seems to be the next big name.

phonics
10-10-2022, 07:04 PM
I saw he got 40 million dollars to be sacked from a job where he went 11-27

Hell of a career if you can get it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-10-2022, 09:46 AM
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SEETHING :harold:

Gray Fox
11-10-2022, 10:59 AM
Sounds like they want a 1 game suspension for that one. They feel a fine wouldn’t be sufficient.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-10-2022, 04:33 PM
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It could have been life threatening.

Ben
11-10-2022, 05:11 PM
:D

Gray Fox
16-10-2022, 12:56 AM
Tennessee have defeated Alabama in a crazy 52-49 game. Cue pitch invasion to celebrate. That then turned to the fans tearing down the goalposts. They've since decided to carry them out of the stadium and are heading downtown with them. :D

Ian
16-10-2022, 01:00 AM
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It could have been life threatening.

I was holding a camera near other people once. That could have been me. Makes you think.

Ben
16-10-2022, 06:43 AM
Tennessee have defeated Alabama in a crazy 52-49 game. Cue pitch invasion to celebrate. That then turned to the fans tearing down the goalposts. They've since decided to carry them out of the stadium and are heading downtown with them. :D

:lol:

Foe
16-10-2022, 08:18 AM
They’re mirroring what they’d done in the past. Threw them in the Tennessee river the last time I think.

Recorded this and didn’t have any plans to watch it but might now, even knowing the outcome.

Georgia, Ohio state and Michigan look to be rolling. USC lost by a point which could be killer for them in the hunt.

Bama escaping by a point v Texas and losing to Tennessee means they probably need to win the SEC championship game.

Georgia and tennesse are on a collision course, as are Ohio state and Michigan.

Ole miss are having a season, but they struggled way too much to defend auburn to have a shot vs bama, Georgia or Tennessee.

Would be nice to see both Michigan and Ohio state rewarded.

Sir Andy Mahowry
16-10-2022, 11:22 AM
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They are in the river.

I didn't watch any of the match but the goalposts stuff has been great.

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Loved the guy on them directing everyone and obviously them shitting on some Bama fans.

Sir Andy Mahowry
16-10-2022, 07:11 PM
Packers in the mud.

Ben
16-10-2022, 07:22 PM
Jets look actually decent.

niko_cee
16-10-2022, 07:29 PM
Who were the three teams Osi massively slated after week 1? Cowboys, Jets and was it the Packers?

niko_cee
16-10-2022, 07:48 PM
Was going to ask if this Noah Eagle is related to Ian 'Iron' Eagle but I see he is his son. He is also an absolute clone of his dad if Google is anything to go by.

Sir Andy Mahowry
16-10-2022, 08:00 PM
We're so shit this year.

niko_cee
16-10-2022, 08:15 PM
Made worse by continually binning winning positions late on.

Ian
16-10-2022, 08:19 PM
Tribute to Kevin Cadle on Sky there. :(

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cXBkd83zL.jpg

Kev. :cool:

niko_cee
16-10-2022, 08:52 PM
Yeah, 5 years, fucking hell.