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Foe
03-12-2017, 06:16 PM
Anyone notice the CFP?

1. Clemson
2.Oklahoma
3. Georgia
4. Alabama

Bullshit. No way Bama deserved to be in there. They fell apart when they played the only quality team all season. The PAC 12 is screwed by having a pretty equally strong Stanford, USC, Cal and UCLA. Unless one runs the table, they're not getting in.

Dan
03-12-2017, 06:19 PM
Well, whoever picked Travis Kelce has 5 pick'em points this week.


Anyone notice the CFP?

1. Clemson
2.Oklahoma
3. Georgia
4. Alabama

Bullshit. No way Bama deserved to be in there. They fell apart when they played the only quality team all season. The PAC 12 is screwed by having a pretty equally strong Stanford, USC, Cal and UCLA. Unless one runs the table, they're not getting in.

Of course they made it. They could lose four games & they'd find a way to get them in. Hopefully Clemson shit on them.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 06:20 PM
Only me, those small victories again :)

Giggles
03-12-2017, 06:21 PM
They'll always find a place for Alabama. They're better than all those other teams anyway. Even Wisconsin are better than those west coast powderpuffs.

Penn State should join a conference and might get in too :harold:

Foe
03-12-2017, 06:23 PM
They'll always find a place for Alabama. They're better than all those other teams anyway. Even Wisconsin are better than those west coast powderpuffs.

Penn State should join a conference and might get in too :harold:

Yep. Meant Notre Dame. Figured you'd pick that up.

Giggles
03-12-2017, 06:24 PM
Yep. Meant Notre Dame. Figured you'd pick that up.

I did this morning. I only posted that one because you ignored it then.

Giggles
03-12-2017, 06:27 PM
Davante Adams will end up getting a good wedge this offseason. Close to being a tier 2 receiver now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 06:28 PM
Brady chimping out :harold:

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 06:31 PM
Siemian is balling.

1/4 for 0 yards and 1 pick.

Foe
03-12-2017, 06:39 PM
He's a very solid backup I'd say. Hadn't realised the broncos were quite as bad as 3&8. Reckon big John will fall in love with one of the QBs and give up on Paxton?

Giggles
03-12-2017, 06:45 PM
For all the people getting the road, Elway should have been head of the queue.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 06:45 PM
If he has any sense, yes. Lynch is horrible.

Mosley injured :(

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 06:50 PM
Flacco :drool:

Dan
03-12-2017, 06:54 PM
They'll always find a place for Alabama. They're better than all those other teams anyway. Even Wisconsin are better than those west coast powderpuffs.

Penn State should join a conference and might get in too :harold:

They looked very ordinary when I've seen them. Well, offensively anyway. Their defence is full of NFL talent, but then so is Ohio State's, and they have a better offence. I'd give Barrett the edge of Jalen Hurts at QB too.

Gray Fox
03-12-2017, 06:59 PM
Another Manning to Denver maybe?

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 07:01 PM
Siemian is turgid.

Dan
03-12-2017, 07:03 PM
Get Peterman in.

Even better. Joe Webb is playing :drool:

They should trade for Siemian.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 07:05 PM
Patrick Ricard with his first TD :cool:

Undrafted rookie DT who we converted to a FB.

Fat white hero.

Dan
03-12-2017, 07:06 PM
There's the Mariota rushing TD I predicted.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 07:07 PM
Cohen :cab:

a 61 yard TD return that saw him run about 100 yards in reality.

Dan
03-12-2017, 07:09 PM
I saw something when TB scored saying 'Jameis is back!'

Yup, he sure is :D Another one where he tries to throw it while being tackled & utterly shits himself.

Foe
03-12-2017, 07:10 PM
Cohen :cab:

a 61 yard TD return that saw him run about 100 yards in reality.

That return was incredible. The entire coverage swarmed to one side but he's just so fucking fast man.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 07:16 PM
Matt Judon is going to be the next Suggs.

Dan
03-12-2017, 07:18 PM
Alex Smith rushing for more yards on one carry than Kareem will all game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 07:21 PM
Jimmy Smith is out of the game :(

He's struggled all year with an Achilles injury (yet he's been lights out, only Hopkins has made him look normal) and it seems like it's popped now.

Foe
03-12-2017, 07:24 PM
That belly on revis... the island must've had a good harvest.

Dan
03-12-2017, 07:26 PM
Jimmy Smith is out of the game :(

He's struggled all year with an Achilles injury (yet he's been lights out, only Hopkins has made him look normal) and it seems like it's popped now.

Cue the traditional Matt Stafford late game heroics then.

Giggles
03-12-2017, 07:40 PM
Nelson is so past it now. They should have paid Adams months ago.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:16 PM
Fuck.

We're going to lose this.

Even though Flacco has been great today we should have run it more to start this second half, we've given them the ball back too quickly this half and our defence is hurting without Smith.

Gray Fox
03-12-2017, 08:17 PM
The state of Cutler not even trying to make a tackle there.

Giggles
03-12-2017, 08:20 PM
Hundley is back to being Hundley again anyway. I'd chuck Callahan in at this stage.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:23 PM
Nathan Pickterman in the game :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:27 PM
Alex Collins is a beast.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:33 PM
Stafford is just throwing to whoever is against Humphrey right now and finding a lot.

He's done well this year when coming in and out but really struggling being out there constantly with Smith injured.

Ian
03-12-2017, 08:45 PM
Denver are absolutely diabolical after that good start to the season. So many problems to fix, though I dunno how many of those are coaching-related given even the defense looks rank.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:45 PM
Alex Smith is going through the Jets like they're not there.

Receivers are just running past with no resistance and the deep ball is there every time.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:48 PM
The Bears :harold:

Losing due to 5 field goals from their ex kicker.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 08:52 PM
Stafford's plan to keep attacking Humphrey has ended in tears.

Second pick of his career for the rookie.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 09:00 PM
Weddle :cool:

Our defence is gold.

Gray Fox
03-12-2017, 09:01 PM
Ravens D is awesome. Just a shame Flacco is their QB.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 09:05 PM
He's played well today though.

Highest yardage total of the season, joint highest TD's thrown and no picks.

Does well in playoffs though so if we get there hopefully he turns up.

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 09:06 PM
Marcus Peters :D

He just lobbed a flag into the stands.

Gray Fox
03-12-2017, 09:07 PM
Marcus Peters just imploded :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 09:15 PM
Texans on 4th down have had 3 false start penalties in a row for the same fucking player :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
03-12-2017, 09:30 PM
Kamara getting the start over Ingram and featuring heavily on this first drive.

He's got a better chance than Ingram at first team all-pro right now.

He's so damn hard to take down.

Giggles
03-12-2017, 10:03 PM
The game of horrendous interceptions.

Gray Fox
03-12-2017, 11:02 PM
Josh Gordon is looking a lot better than I thought.

A solid QB in the draft and pick up a WR, you could well be looking at a team who can win 4 or 5 next season.

Pleb
04-12-2017, 12:06 AM
Are we (the Jets) still shite?

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-12-2017, 12:13 AM
Keenan Allen has 33 catches for 438 yards and 4 TD's in his last 3 games.

That's some effort.

Browning
04-12-2017, 10:17 AM
Looking at the Eagles schedule, last night was the first good side they faced since the Chiefs beat them. Must be the most over rated team at the moment. Anyone could have that record if they faced the likes of the Giants and Niners every week.

Gray Fox
04-12-2017, 11:34 AM
We've become good at beating the teams that we should beat. Next step is to compete with the best.

I'm glad for this reality check now, rather than cruising into the play-offs and coming unstuck. Like Dallas last year. From watching the first half, we seemed to struggle with what we've been doing to other teams. We just could not get to Wilson. It's one thing getting about their O-line but the man is possibly the most illusive QB in the league.

Next week will show us what we need to see. Away to the Rams. Their QB will be easier to get at, so we'll see.

Dan
04-12-2017, 01:39 PM
Well, this week went about as well as it could’ve for us. Another Vikings/Saints double next week would be fantastic, and if the Eagles & Rams can find a way to tie their game that would probably be the best result imaginable for us.

Browning
04-12-2017, 04:52 PM
There goes McAdoo, to the shock of no one.

Dan
04-12-2017, 05:07 PM
Jerry Reese too. Peyton to take over please :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-12-2017, 05:30 PM
Inevitable but strange timing.

Let him continue to tank so you get a nice draft pick.

Spags might be able to win 1 or 2.

Giggles
04-12-2017, 08:56 PM
1 game for Gronkowski.

Sir Andy Mahowry
04-12-2017, 09:10 PM
937681882875092992

Really shouldn't work that way, suspensions shouldn't count when he's injured.

Giggles
05-12-2017, 06:22 PM
Some of his own medicine for Burfict :drool:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1730109480369066&id=332968243416537&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Ftouch.boards.ie%2Fthread%2F205 7392602%2F682%2F&_rdr

Gray Fox
06-12-2017, 12:15 AM
JuJu is now my favourite non-Eagle just for that hit.

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-12-2017, 12:22 AM
Yeah, fully deserved after all the shit Burfict has pulled.

Knew it would take a Steeler to do something like that to him though.

Dan
06-12-2017, 07:55 PM
Pick'em results time, and for the second week in a row the winner nailed multiple positional picks.

Sir Andy Mahowry - 27pts
Me - 21pts
Pleb - 20pts
Limoutsonik - 19pts
Gray Fox - 16pts
Browning - 12pts

'how coming through with the double on Kelce & Kamara, as well as getting the lone wolf pick on Dallas. I came second mainly by getting Fournette almost spot on, although I also lone wolfed the 49ers. Pleb & Gray Fox were the only ones to get both parts of the Eagles/Seahawks game right, although Limoutsonik did get the over/under. Browning also played.

Browning
06-12-2017, 07:58 PM
I don't need to know which teams are going to win in order to destroy everyone in the fantasy league.

Dan
06-12-2017, 08:15 PM
As we head towards the playoffs there are some very significant games this week, with both teams from last week's GotW having games worth considering again this week. In the end, though, I've gone for the Mahow special.

Game of the Week: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts.

Eagles v Rams
Seahawks v Jaguars
Saints v Falcons
Vikings v Panthers
Raiders v Chiefs
Broncos v Jets
Patriots v Dolphins
Buccaneers v Lions
49ers v Texans
Bengals v Bears
Colts v Bills
Giants v Cowboys
Packers v Browns
Titans v Cardinals
Chargers v Redskins

#1 QB:
#1 RB:
#1 WR:
#1 TE:
#1 DST:

JUSTIN TUCKER will score:

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5?

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-12-2017, 08:21 PM
:drool:

Limoutsonik
06-12-2017, 09:04 PM
Game of the Week: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts. Could we be witnessing the triumphant return of play off Joe?Jury is still out plus Steelers have more potent offensive weapons.Over 39,5 points and a Steeler win.

Eagles v Rams=Now that's interesting.After an insipid performance against my Hawks,i don't think the Eagles are that invincible. I am gonna go against the grain and say Rams win.
Seahawks v Jaguars=Another interesting matchup,mainly because the Jags haven't faced the most elusive QB in the game.Bortles to have a shitter so Hawks win.
Saints v Falcons=Falcons might be picking steam but Saints aren't missing a beat behind Kamara. Saints win.
Vikings v Panthers=Keenum keeps his hot streak and Newton throws another fit.'Vikes.
Raiders v Chiefs=Chiefs only because Raiders cannot force any turnovers.
Broncos v Jets=Josh McCown for MVP. Jets easy.
Patriots v Dolphins=Blowout. Pats win.
Buccaneers v Lions=Lions bounce back,Jamies eats another L.
49ers v Texans=Garoppolo is Jesus? 49ers win.
Bengals v Bears=3rd times is the charm,Jordan Howard returns to form. Bears.
Colts v Bills=T.Y Hilton to post #1 stats. Colts win.
Giants v Cowboys= Cowgirls win.
Packers v Browns=Packers win even though Josh Gordon might go off.
Titans v Cardinals=Titans' exotic smashmouth offense improves to 9-4.
Chargers v Redskins=Bolts for AFC's biggest underdog?Cousins goes off again but Bolts's pass rush and WRs make the difference.

#1 QB:Russell Wilson
#1 RB:Fournette
#1 WR: T.Y Hilton
#1 TE:Kelce
#1 DST:Packers

JUSTIN TUCKER will score:13 points.

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5? Over.

Giggles
06-12-2017, 09:14 PM
5 year extension for Goodell.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5153275/NFL-inks-Roger-Goodell-new-five-year-200million-deal.html

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-12-2017, 09:15 PM
Jerry will be happy.

Giggles
06-12-2017, 09:19 PM
Lower than Kizer and Gabbert :drool:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000888854/article/qb-index-week-14-ben-roethlisberger-phil-rivers-up

Pleb
06-12-2017, 11:28 PM
GAME OF THE WEEK: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts - A Sunday Night shitefest. This can only go one way. Flacco will probably have a meltdown knowing him.

(Thursday Night) Saints v Falcons - This is going to get messy. Brace yourselves Dan I'm backing your team again #shockhorror
Eagles v Rams - Coin toss.
Seahawks v Jaguars - Rape.
Vikings v Panthers - Fuck you Cam Newton.
Raiders v Chiefs - The fuckup continues.
Broncos v Jets - This one is proper filthy.
Buccaneers v Lions - Garbage.
49ers v Texans - Next.
Bengals v Bears - Garbage.
Colts v Bills - This can only end in tears.
Giants v Cowboys - The Giants are proper dead now surely?
Packers v Browns - You know something is completely wrong when your backing a garbage team such as the Browns have been this season. Garbage.
Titans v Cardinals - Woof.
Chargers v Redskins - Kirk Cousins doesn't like this pick. Protential blowout.
(Monday Night) Patriots v Dolphins - Don't bother turning up Miami. Rape.

#1 QB: Tom Brady
#1 RB: Jordon Howard
#1 WR: Doug Baldwin
#1 TE: Jimmy Graham
#1 DST: New England Pats.

JUSTIN TUCKER will score: 8 points

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5? - Bodies will be everywhere. Expect it to be about roughly 5-7 players.

Dan
07-12-2017, 06:36 PM
Sashi's gone, Hue's staying.

Here come the Manning boys :drool:

Dan
07-12-2017, 07:28 PM
Game of the Week: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts. - I think this will be another low scoring, fiery affair, but I'm pretty sure I set this 5pts too low :D Gonna take a shot at the under anyway, despite it being a 24-17 type game in my head.

Eagles v Rams - This should be good, and there's the obvious WENTZ V GOFF narrative to chuck in too, but I fancy the Eagles DEF to make the difference.
Seahawks v Jaguars - That Jags DEF should tear holes in the Seattle O-Line, and even Russell can't dodge four guys at once, surely?
Saints v Falcons - Julio should do well against our gammy CBs, but much like the Carolina game I think we have just enough to edge it.
Vikings v Panthers - Minnesota might well be the #1 seed in the NFC by the end of the season. They should dominate Cam.
Raiders v Chiefs - Fuck I don't know, they're both trash. Chiefs have more weapons I guess, but this could be ugly.
Broncos v Jets- A few weeks ago I said Oakland was quietly the worst team in the league. Right division, wrong team. Denver are somehow even worse.
Patriots v Dolphins - Of course.
Buccaneers v Lions - If Stafford plays I'll change my pick, but for now we'll let Jameis eat.
49ers v Texans - I want the Niners to win, but I have a hunch Houston will show up this week.
Bengals v Bears - Should be low scoring, but the Cincy DEF will shut down Chicago. Please unleash Gio.
Colts v Bills - This deserves to be played in an empty stadium with no cameras. I might go Bills if Tyrod plays, but we'll see.
Giants v Cowboys - Giant to continue their ultimate clusterfuck of a season by winning their way to a worse draft pick.
Packers v Browns - Didn't I say I wasn't going to make this mistake again?
Titans v Cardinals - Blaine Train boys :cool:
Chargers v Redskins - Remember when the Chargers were going to finish last in the AFC West? They might be the only decent team in that division now.

#1 QB: Tom Brady - Everyone's allowed a few Brady picks a season.
#1 RB: LeSean McCoy - I had to make myself not pick a Saints guy, but it's a shitty week for RBs. Shady might be Buffalo's whole offence though...
#1 WR: DeAndre Hopkins - I just fancy him to go mental this week.
#1 TE: Jack Doyle - Indy only have two competent receivers, and when he's going well he gets peppered with the ball, so why not?
#1 DST: Bengals - Not many great options, but Chicago could easily end up in single digits.

JUSTIN TUCKER will score: 17pts - I had the Ravens scoring around 17pts. Three Tucker FGs (one from over 50) & one TD gives them 16 & him 17, so that's good enough for me.

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5? There's almost always a dodgy hit somewhere & that's when it all kicks off. We're also overdue for some injured Ravens, so watch out Alex Collins.

---

Still need picks from Sir Andy Mahowry, Browning & Gray Fox from the regulars, even if it's only TNF for now.

Nevermind, 'how posted his while i was typing :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
07-12-2017, 07:30 PM
Game of the Week: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts - :eyemouth: Doesn't help that Jimmy 'Antonio Brown is in his pocket' Smith is out but I think our pass rush is going to have a BIG game as will Collins. I'm expecting a 20-17 affair or something similar.

Eagles v Rams - I keep changing my mind over this one but I think the Rams will have just enough.
Seahawks v Jaguars - This is the type of game that people will hype Sacksonville a lot over only for them to narrowly lose. Russ is playing lights out this year and will escape the sacks.
Saints v Falcons - Alvin Kamara will have a field day.
Vikings v Panthers - Panthers just don't have enough on either side to stop the Vikings.
Raiders v Chiefs - I want to say the Raiders but I think the Chiefs will finally get out of the slump in a HUGE divisional game.
Broncos v Jets - Chimpman is one of, if not the worst the QB in the league. They'll get rolled over by the Jets.
Patriots v Dolphins - Patriots near the end of season against the Dolphins? Stick your house on it
Buccaneers v Lions - Stafford will win it.
49ers v Texans - Clowney is going to go out hard and Savage will try to lose it but Hopkins will catch enough.
Bengals v Bears - The Bengals are a bad team but they've beaten all the shit that has come in front of them.
Colts v Bills - I feel like they're going to lean on Shady a lot.
Giants v Cowboys - Brother Eli wont have any fun trying to start THE STREAK back up. Dak will finally be able to find some joy in a game without 'Zeke.
Packers v Browns - Jamal Williams will win the game for them.
Titans v Cardinals - I have a feeling that the Cardinals will manage to squeeze out a win.
Chargers v Redskins - I feel that the Chargers aren't as good as people are starting to believe and feel that the pressure will make them crack.

#1 QB: Brady
#1 RB: Kamara
#1 WR: Hopkins
#1 TE: Kelce
#1 DST: Jets

JUSTIN TUCKER will score: 11 points

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5? No ejections but I'm expecting a few injuries.

Dan
07-12-2017, 07:34 PM
I'm disgusted with your Tucker projection, to be honest. I was expecting at least 20pts.

Sir Andy Mahowry
07-12-2017, 07:38 PM
I wanted to give him more but I feel that's the way the game will go.

2 PATs and a 50 yarder and 40 yarder.

Dan
07-12-2017, 07:42 PM
That's 10pts, is it not? Or have I not noticed that we do 4pts for 40 yarders all season? :D

10 yard carry on a fake kick is also worth considering, I guess.

Sir Andy Mahowry
07-12-2017, 07:54 PM
In our fantasy league it's 4 for 40 yarders, that's what I'm basing it from.

Anyway, all you lot are fools for not picking us. We have the AFC defensive player of the (last) week in Eric Weddle and there's also this:

938200319707762689

https://i.imgur.com/9RhCWsL.gif

Browning
07-12-2017, 07:57 PM
Saints tonight I guess. Could easily be wrong.

Pleb
07-12-2017, 08:20 PM
Thoughts on the Falcons game Dan?

I just want you boys to twat them.

Dan
07-12-2017, 09:18 PM
I genuinely hadn't realised it was 4pts for a 40 yarder :D I should probably add an extra point to my Tucker projection, but I'm already way above everyone else so I'll leave it where it is.


Thoughts on the Falcons game Dan?

I just want you boys to twat them.

I think it'll be a game with lots of yards, but not as many points as you'd expect. Julio should have a decent game, with potential for some real danger if Lattimore sits,, and I'd expect both Freeman & Coleman to do okay, but I don't feel like we're going to get destroyed by their offence. I'm thinking 6 catches, 70 yards for Julio, and roughly the same amount of rushing yards for Freeman. Coleman will probably be lower, but has the potential to break one for a big chuck if he keeps going up against our linebackers. Hooper's got the feel of a 2 catches for 8 yards & a TD type game, and Matt Ryan will probably end up around where he usually has this season - 280 yards, 2:1 kinda stuff.

On the other side I think Brees will end up with similar numbers to Ryan, with Michael Thomas having the same type of game he's had all year - a quiet 7 catches, 70 yards type of stat line. Ingram sounds like he's going to play, which is great because I don't think Alvin would be as good if he had to be the featured back. It's a nice matchup for him, but I would imagine the Falcons make the effort to try to take him away a bit, so while I reckon he'll still make plays I'm not sure he'll have the kind of insane numbers he's been putting up lately. I kinda fancy this to be an Ingram game if he's fit enough, but if he's playing a lesser role I'd expect us to throw a bit more rather than give Alvin 20 carries.

Andrus Peat being out might take a little bit of the upside away, but Senio Kelemete has been playing well when he's had to step in. We're fucked if anyone else goes out on the line though, as our depth beyond Kelemete is shite, and if it comes down to kickers I fancy Bryant over Will Lutz, although I think they could both see a lot of use.

I've got it down as a 30-24 game, although I do kind of fancy it to come down to a field goal.

Gray Fox
08-12-2017, 12:51 AM
Game of the Week: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts. Steelers in a tough defensive game. Only just too. The Ravens missed the play-offs last year by an Antonio Brown arm length so I expect them to bring A game. However Big Ben > Flacco. I'll go for under.

Eagles v Rams - Rams to take this I feel. We've had an easy schedule til now. If we can get to Goff I could maybe see it changing, but the Rams are no mugs.
Seahawks v Jaguars - Hawks to win. Jags offence is stuttering and the best QB in the league is coming to town. Letting him have the ball a lot is a big problem.
Saints v Falcons - Falcons. Saints offence is better and they are much more enjoyable to watch and root for, but the Falcons have the better defence.
Vikings v Panthers - Vikings. Cam Newton is not a top QB.
Raiders v Chiefs - This is surely the Chiefs chance to click back into gear. Chiefs.
Broncos v Jets - Jets. The QB merry-go-around is becoming a joke for Denver.
Patriots v Dolphins - Pats by about 30.
Buccaneers v Lions - Famous Jamies has been nothing short of awful all year. I wouldn't be shocked to see them draft another QB(though more likely in 2019). Lions take this if Stafford plays.
49ers v Texans - 49ers. I like Jimmy G and have this as my sneaky upset of the week.
Bengals v Bears - Bengals. They have the slimmest of hopes left, while Chicago just need to find the right groove for their QB going into next year.
Colts v Bills - This matchup has pain all over it for everyone. I'll go Bills but, ouch.
Giants v Cowboys - Eli returns victorious. Giants.
Packers v Browns - Browns. The hype train of Rodgers returning derails with one loss. I think they take their eye off the ball.
Titans v Cardinals - Titans win to keep moving to the play-offs.
Chargers v Redskins - Chargers. They are on a roll now.

#1 QB: Brady
#1 RB: Lev Bell
#1 WR: Josh Gordon
#1 TE: Engram
#1 DST: Patriots

JUSTIN TUCKER will score: 9 points

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5. Under. Ravens play right side of the line, unlike the Bengals who are dirty as fuck.

Dan
08-12-2017, 07:41 AM
Well shit :moop:

Losing isn’t too bad as long as we win the return game, but losing Alvin could be a problem. At least we’ve got lots of time before the next game, I guess.

Gray Fox
08-12-2017, 10:38 AM
It's a shame the game ended the way it did. Brees with probably his only bad throw of the night. Then bad luck not recovering the late fumble and then the penalty on the bench compounds it all.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-12-2017, 10:55 AM
Good #1 RB pick mate :moop:

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-12-2017, 10:22 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000889684/article/browns-cut-vet-wr-kenny-britt-on-dorseys-first-day

John Dorsey has cut Kenny Britt on his first day which is a great move. Fuck knows why they gave him a 4 year, $32.5m contract.

He only managed over 1000 yards (barely) in one season.

Foe
09-12-2017, 07:42 AM
Late to the party but just watching the steelers bengals game. Shazier injury looked nasty. He's a bit of a monster though and seems to have been tackling like that for years. Hope he recovers (and by that I mean not paralysed would be a good start) but did not look good.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2017, 12:35 PM
He had to have spinal stabilisation surgery, I have no idea what it is but it sounds horrible.

Gray Fox
09-12-2017, 05:56 PM
Sounds to me like he'll be lucky if he walks properly again.

Dan
09-12-2017, 11:51 PM
Anyone watched Last Chance U on Netlix? I've just blitzed both seasons in the last week or so & it's great, although it's changing schools for the next season so it'll be interesting to see how that affects the show.

Foe
10-12-2017, 08:39 AM
Series 1 was way better than series 2 and it'll be so much worse without the shameful lustage of the schools player help lady.

The coach was a total dick too, and the QB coach left to go to Florida Atlantic (I think) with Lane Kiffin.

Dan
10-12-2017, 12:12 PM
Brittany's the real star of the show, everything else is just context for how amazing she is. Her relationship with Ronald in particular shone through the first series.

De'Andre Johnson & Dakota Allen come across amazingly as guys who've done something awful in their past but have been able to come through it & grow into great role models. On the other side, Isaiah Wright & his brother were arrested recently in connection with a fatal stabbing. Kam, meanwhile, is the least likeable person in the whole series for me - he just comes across as a lazy, disrespectful, arrogant, entitled cunt for most of the series.

Foe
10-12-2017, 01:38 PM
Brittany's the real star of the show, everything else is just context for how amazing she is. Her relationship with Ronald in particular shone through the first series.

De'Andre Johnson & Dakota Allen come across amazingly as guys who've done something awful in their past but have been able to come through it & grow into great role models. On the other side, Isaiah Wright & his brother were arrested recently in connection with a fatal stabbing. Kam, meanwhile, is the least likeable person in the whole series for me - he just comes across as a lazy, disrespectful, arrogant, entitled cunt for most of the series.

Dakota Allen smashed it at Texas Tech again this year and got into the AP All Big 12 second team. He's only a junior too, so could return next year too.

Chauncey Rivers was academically ineligible at Miss State this year too, so he might well have fucked his chances there as they apparently loaded up on Juco Players last year.

Gray Fox
10-12-2017, 01:50 PM
Nathan Peterman is back!

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 01:52 PM
Pickterman :drool:

Dan
10-12-2017, 02:04 PM
Colts DST start of the week :nodd:

Browning
10-12-2017, 02:13 PM
Game of the Week: Ravens v Steelers. Over/under 39.5pts.- Steelers, Over

Eagles v Rams- Rams, the Eagles only beat shit and the Rams are not shit.
Seahawks v Jaguars- Seahawks, if the Cards can beat them this won't be hard.
Saints v Falcons- Already picked Saints....
Vikings v Panthers- Vikings. Fuck the Panthers.
Raiders v Chiefs- Raiders, the Chiefs will conspire to find a way to lose yet again.
Broncos v Jets- Jets, in a real shit match.
Patriots v Dolphins- Patriots
Buccaneers v Lions- Lions
49ers v Texans- Ugh... another Broncos/Jets. Texans.
Bengals v Bears- Bengals
Colts v Bills- Another match between 2 horrible teams. Colts.
Giants v Cowboys- Cowboys.
Packers v Browns- Packers
Titans v Cardinals- Titans
Chargers v Redskins- Tough one here. One more shit week from Cousins before he leads me through the Fantasy Play Offs. Chargers win.

#1 QB: Tom Brady
#1 RB: Todd Gurley
#1 WR: Michael Crabtree
#1 TE: Kelce
#1 DST: Jaguars

JUSTIN TUCKER will score: Who cares? Ravens aren't fantay relevant. 12 Points.

And this week's novelty bonus question...Ejections/injuries/fines resulting from the Ravens/Steelers game. Over/under 2.5?- Over if we're counting injuries, of course. It's the Ravens, they'll have 3 injuries by the time the 2nd play is run.

Dan
10-12-2017, 04:03 PM
Sounds like Stafford will play so I'm changing my pick to the Lions. I'm also changing my QB pick to Alex Smith since five of us have picked Tom Brady :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 05:51 PM
939910826588123136

:drool:

Dan
10-12-2017, 05:56 PM
Colts are wearing white too :D

That game is somehow going to be even shitter than first thought.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 06:08 PM
It might be a 0-0.

It's just snow.

Giggles
10-12-2017, 06:11 PM
What sort of coverage was that by Cleveland? :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 06:21 PM
That's a quality catch by Gordon.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 06:38 PM
0-0 with less than 100 combined yards, get your money on it.

Ian
10-12-2017, 06:38 PM
Dr. Z will be loving that Buffalo game if he's still of sound enough mind to do so.

Dan
10-12-2017, 06:42 PM
Kareem getting in the endzone :cab:

I've just seen the Buffalo game :D That's fucking stupid.

Browning
10-12-2017, 06:49 PM
The weirdest part of it for me is they made Indy play in white.

Pleb
10-12-2017, 06:50 PM
Just saw the miss field goal in the Bills game :D

what in the actual fuck.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 06:50 PM
The weirdest part of it for me is they made Indy play in white.

It's mental.

Marlon Mack just rolled on the ground after being tackled and he was pretty well camouflaged.

Pleb
10-12-2017, 06:54 PM
That Colts punt :D

Foe
10-12-2017, 06:55 PM
Josh Gordon is still absolutely great.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 07:01 PM
Kizer is ripping the Packers apart.

11/12, 133 yards and 2 TDs.

Giggles
10-12-2017, 07:02 PM
Seen this coming a mile off. The defense have been playing like it's preseason for weeks.

Hopefully this will mean Rodgers sits until 2018 now.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 07:11 PM
How has Shady already got just shy of 100 yards in that?

Fucking hell, what a man.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 07:58 PM
Hopkins has to be in the conversation for top 5 WR in the league at the moment.

Foe
10-12-2017, 08:08 PM
Julio and AB are just a step above but have great QBs but Hopkins is right up there. He's been quality with a miss mash of shite QBs. He was lighting it up with deshaun though, so hopefully those two click next year and show how elite this guy is.

McAvennie
10-12-2017, 08:23 PM
How has Shady already got just shy of 100 yards in that?

Fucking hell, what a man.

Because bad fields don't inhibit the run game - it's actually easier for the offence when the game slows, easier to make cuts and set blocks up than it is to react to them when footing is poor.

He is still however an absolute monster, easily the best RB in the league right now

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 08:41 PM
There are bad fields and there is this which is more snow than field.

Browning
10-12-2017, 08:44 PM
Hopkins has to be in the conversation for top 5 WR in the league at the moment.

He's in the conversation for number 1.

That call on the Colts is BS.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 08:44 PM
Colts call a timeout and some coaches come out to clear snow :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 08:45 PM
Curled it in :cool:

Looked like he had hooked that wide.

Browning
10-12-2017, 08:46 PM
That was sensational.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 08:53 PM
Why didn't they run it at least one more time to try and get a bit closer?

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 09:01 PM
Packers have wasted so much time.

Giggles
10-12-2017, 09:07 PM
Packers have wasted so much time.

No point in leaving Cleveland too much time after levelling it.

Gray Fox
10-12-2017, 09:07 PM
I feel sorry for those facing Jordan Howard and Williams this week.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 09:14 PM
Kizer is so bad.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 09:17 PM
Only fitting that McCoy ended it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 10:36 PM
What a juggling catch by Robby Anderson.

Dan
10-12-2017, 11:00 PM
Fuck sake Minnestoa :moop: We're in a proper battle for the NFC South now. My picks this week have been shite, I think.

Dan
10-12-2017, 11:11 PM
Typical Jets to shit the bed playing the worst team in the league as well.

Dan
10-12-2017, 11:12 PM
Is that the first ever redzone INT from Mariota, or did I miss that?

EDIT: Holy shit Cincy, was to get bodied by the Bears :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-12-2017, 11:37 PM
Poor bastard getting such a great punt return but gets taken out just short.

Dan
11-12-2017, 12:01 AM
Man, it's been a bad year for the top two picks of the 2015 draft. Remember the start of the season when we all thought Winston was going to lead the Bucs to the playoffs & Mariota had a shot to take the Titans to an AFC South title?

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:05 AM
Mariota could still do it but they'll be limping over the line if they do.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:07 AM
Wow that's huge with Wentz being knocked out.

Dan
11-12-2017, 12:09 AM
Is there anyone that can catch them in the NFC East, or are they just going to lose their bye week if he's out longer than today?

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:10 AM
940008318571089920

Perriman is officially done :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:12 AM
Is there anyone that can catch them in the NFC East, or are they just going to lose their bye week if he's out longer than today?

Cowboys can but they'd need to win out and the Eagles would need to lose out so it's highly unlikely.

Wont have a bye and they'll be fucked in the playoffs if he's out of them.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:47 AM
Seahawks are such a snidey dickhead team.

Victory formation and they get a player ejected in two keel downs.

Lol at the Seahawks player seething at the fans.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:47 AM
Shit, he ran at the fans and tried to climb the stand after a drink was lobbed at him.

Dan
11-12-2017, 12:49 AM
Seems a bit late to get all fired up when the other team are kneeling out the game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:49 AM
940020386095419392

Limoutsonik
11-12-2017, 12:50 AM
Not that that excuses his behavior,what would you do if that happened to you?Would you keep your calm?

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cTZsqxPVHo

That's how it could have ended up.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:52 AM
Not that that excuses his behavior,what would you do if that happened to you?Would you keep your calm?

Just walk down the tunnel, he went and tried to pick a fight with the fans.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 12:59 AM
940022635269935104

He'll be suspended for the rest of the season I'd imagine and the fans who threw drinks should be banned for life.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 01:23 AM
Seems Wentz injured his ACL and is done for the rest of the year.

Eagles are in the playoffs but I can't see them doing anything with Foles at the helm.

Gray Fox
11-12-2017, 05:11 AM
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKK.


Hopefully it's just a sprain or slight tear. Us winning with the Rams obviously losing, puts us 2 games clear in bye territory, with 3 to play. If we can win one of @ Giants, vs Raiders, vs Cowboys, we'll seal it due to our record over the Rams and Panthers. Only team that can realistically hurt us is New Orleans.

Unless we lose all 3 obviously. But should we seal the bye week Wentz has 5 weeks before his next game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 09:54 AM
1 point? :(

McAvennie
11-12-2017, 05:29 PM
Wentz has torn it, so there goes his season and with it the Eagles hopes of a playoff run

Giggles
11-12-2017, 05:37 PM
Leaves the NFC to the Seahawks then really, though you couldn't rule out any of whoever makes it out of the South too I suppose.

Gray Fox
11-12-2017, 06:51 PM
Our brief stint in the play-offs will be nice. #SignKaepernick

Dan
11-12-2017, 07:03 PM
Shit, now i have to play Jameis in my dynasty league :moop:

Properly sucks though, as he's been amazing. He could probably still get MVP, although realistically it's got to be Wilson's at this point for carrying probably the worst Seahawks team I can remember almost entirely on his own.

Gray Fox
11-12-2017, 07:37 PM
If it's down to quality of play, even with Wentz healthy I'd have given it to Wilson.

We might be passable without Wentz, but without Wilson the Hawks would be staring down a top 5 pick.

Browning
11-12-2017, 07:57 PM
It should go to Andrew Luck, by virtue of the fact they're complete shite without him.

Manning should have got it the year he sat too.

Giggles
11-12-2017, 08:01 PM
Rodgers. Absolute steaming shite without him.

Dan
11-12-2017, 08:02 PM
I look forward to Tom Brady winning it again, personally.

Giggles
11-12-2017, 08:08 PM
Yep. Should just be called 'best QB from a successful team'.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-12-2017, 08:32 PM
Wilson does deserve it this year as he's pretty much their entire attack. I think halfway through the last game the commentator said Wilson accounts for 82% of their total offensive yardage which is the highest in about 50 years.

Watt probably deserved to take it a couple of years ago tbh when he was also going out and catching TD's.

Le'Veon Bell and Antonio Brown are also unlucky not to have one or two between them.

Dan
11-12-2017, 08:59 PM
Wilson, Wentz, Brown, Hopkins, Brady would probably be my top five, with Alvin Kamara & Shady also being worth considering off the top of my head.

Dan
12-12-2017, 10:07 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000889684/article/browns-cut-vet-wr-kenny-britt-on-dorseys-first-day

John Dorsey has cut Kenny Britt on his first day which is a great move. Fuck knows why they gave him a 4 year, $32.5m contract.

He only managed over 1000 yards (barely) in one season.

Looks like it's worked out alright for Kenny. It's the NFL equivalent of a Make-A-Wish kid getting to go to Disneyland.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-12-2017, 10:20 PM
Not sure why the Pats are taking him on.

He's piss poor and a locker room cancer.

Probably going to average 200 yards a game now that he's on the Pats though.

Giggles
13-12-2017, 06:20 AM
Well that answers the question if McCarthy is dumb enough to play him.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000892340/article/aaron-rodgers-cleared-to-return-to-start-vs-panthers

Dan
13-12-2017, 08:03 PM
This was, without any question, the worst week we've had in Pick'em :D A few big predictions made the difference though...

Gray Fox - 23pts
Sir Andy Mahowry - 20pts
Limoutsonik - 19pts
Pleb - 18pts
Browning - 17pts
Me - 15pts

In a shameful week for picks, not a single one of us managed to get above 50% out of a full 16 game slate - Limoutsonik had 8 correct winners, GF & I had 7, Mahow & Pleb had 6, while Browning had 5. In the end it came down to the Ravens/Steelers game, with GF getting Tucker's score exactly correct & correctly calling Lev Bell as #1 RB to deny Mahow, despite 'how getting a full 5pts for his Nuke prediction.

Fingers crossed we're not that shit again this week.

Dan
13-12-2017, 08:16 PM
We're almost at the end of the regular season now, but there's still time for things to get stirred up. It's not a particularly good slate of games this week, but there are a few interesting matchup, and it's headlined by a cracker.

Game of the Week: Patriots v Steelers. Over/under 57.5pts.

Packers v Panthers
Seahawks v Rams
Vikings v Bengals
Ravens v Browns
Saints v Jets
Falcons v Bucs (Monday)
49ers v Titans
Texans v Jaguars
Dolphins v Bills
Bears v Lions (Saturday)
Chargers v Chiefs (Saturday)
Colts v Broncos (Thursday)
Cardinals v Redskins
Eagles v Giants
Cowboys v Raiders

#1 QB:
#1 RB:
#1 WR:
#1 TE:
#1 DST:

Nick Foles will score:

And the BONUS QUESTION! Is anyone not directly affiliated with the Colts or Broncos actually going to watch TNF?

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-12-2017, 08:24 PM
Fuck you Gray.

Gray Fox
13-12-2017, 08:45 PM
And he calls himself a Justin Tucker fan!

Limoutsonik
14-12-2017, 02:18 AM
Game of the Week: Patriots v Steelers. Over/under 57.5pts. I'd say over because Steelers offense is firing on all cylinders versus Pats' leake DEF and because of fucking Brady. I am going to go out on a limb and say Steelers win.

Packers v Panthers=Aaron Godgers returns but i don't think it's enough.Panthers win.
Seahawks v Rams= I hate myself for even thinking this but Rams win.
Vikings v Bengals= Vikes win and their RBs have a field day
Ravens v Browns= Ravens win although not that easy as you would think.
Saints v Jets=Poor Jets,had McCown been healthy they would have had a shot.Kamara returns too so perhaps a blowout is in the cards.Saints.
Falcons v Bucs (Monday)=Falcons.Next.
49ers v Titans= Garoppolo aka Tom Brady version 2 wins his 3rd straight.
Texans v Jaguars=Oh boy this is going to be fuckin ugly.Jagz win though.
Dolphins v Bills=A toss up.Bil...Dolphins win!
Bears v Lions (Saturday)=Lions and Stafford throws for over 350 yards.
Chargers v Chiefs (Saturday)=MVP like performance from Rivers to possibly shut the division down for the Chargers.
Colts v Broncos (Thursday)=JESUS H CHRIST this match will suck.Broncos D devours the Colts.Broncos win.
Cardinals v Redskins=Redskins win.Next.
Eagles v Giants=Can Foles reproduce his form from his 27-2?I reckon playing half as good as then will do the job so Eagles win.
Cowboys v Raiders=2nd straight for the Cowboys and Skip Bayless wanks himself to death.

#1 QB:Rivers
#1 RB:Kenyan Drake
#1 WR:Antonio Brown
#1 TE:Gronkowski
#1 DST:Saints

Nick Foles will score:17 points

And the BONUS QUESTION! Is anyone not directly affiliated with the Colts or Broncos actually going to watch TNF? OF COURSE NOT

Sir Andy Mahowry
14-12-2017, 09:21 PM
Game of the Week: Patriots v Steelers. Over/under 57.5pts. - I feel that Brady will be firing on all cylinders with Gronk back and having lost. Steelers defence is poor and will be exposed.

Packers v Panthers - Aaron Bodgers (and Badger) will come back playing the hero
Seahawks v Rams - Seattle needs a win and I think Wilson will show why he's the MVP this year
Vikings v Bengals - Bengals are just too shit
Ravens v Browns - Collins and our Defence will stomp the fuck out of them
Saints v Jets - Kamara is going to go bonkers
Falcons v Bucs (Monday) - I think the Bucs will do surprisingly well but just wont have enough
49ers v Titans - The Jimmy G train is going to be derailed
Texans v Jaguars - Sacksonville is going to feast
Dolphins v Bills - Think the Dolphins D are due a big game and the Bills have nothing bar Shady right now
Bears v Lions (Saturday) - Stafford takes it
Chargers v Chiefs (Saturday) - Big call here but the Chiefs know they have to win and they finally remembered last week that Kareem still lives
Colts v Broncos (Thursday) - I can see Marlon Mack having a breakout performance
Cardinals v Redskins - I really don't rate the 'Skins at all this year
Eagles v Giants - It will be a bit more competitive with Foles under centre but still an easy win
Cowboys v Raiders - Still fighting for a wild card spot (which they'll just miss out on) will see them take it

#1 QB: Brady
#1 RB: Kamara (in the event he's inactive, my pick will be Alex Collins)
#1 WR: Hopkins again
#1 TE: Gronk
#1 DST: Ravens

Nick Foles will score: 15 points

And the BONUS QUESTION! Is anyone not directly affiliated with the Colts or Broncos actually going to watch TNF?

Pleb
14-12-2017, 10:29 PM
GAME OF THE WEEK: Patriots v Steelers. Over/under 57.5pts. - Nice, a top of a conference shootout, don't bother turning up Pittsburgh, you already have a first round bye, let the Patriots shit themselves silly.

(Thursday Night) Colts v Broncos - Fucking garbage and I'm picking the fucking Colts to take it :moop:
(Saturday Night) Bears v Lions - Garbage.
(Saturday Night) Chargers v Chiefs - Merely interested in this shitefest but the Chiefs are on a bit of a slump I believe so this pick is proper flithy.
Packers v Panthers - Rodgers is back, get fucked Newton.
Seahawks v Rams - Coin toss.
Vikings v Bengals - Woof.
Ravens v Browns - That was dirty.
Saints v Jets - Dan :handbags:
49ers v Titans - Garbage.
Texans v Jaguars - Oh boy you can tell this is christmas.
Dolphins v Bills - Get fucked Dolphins.
Cardinals v Redskins - Kirk Cousins likes this pick.
Eagles v Giants - Lame.
Cowboys v Raiders - The shitfest continues, is Elliott back yet?
(Monday Night) Falcons v Bucs - The Bucs are thinking "Oh shit.", I'm thinking garbage.

#1 QB: Kirk Cousins
#1 RB: Kareem Hunt
#1 WR: Julio Jones
#1 TE: Zach Ertz
#1 DST: Green Bay Packers

Nick Foles will score: Fuck all...there I said it...None, 0!!

And the BONUS QUESTION! Is anyone not directly affiliated with the Colts or Broncos actually going to watch TNF? I ask you the same question, did anyone watch Thursday Night Football?

Dan
14-12-2017, 11:08 PM
Game of the Week: Patriots v Steelers. Over/under 57.5pts. These sorts of games never end up being an insanely high scoring as we expect, so I'm fancying it to just scrape under the line, with the Patriots taking it by a score. Either way we'll more than likely get a rematch of this game in a few weeks, you'd imagine.

Packers v Panthers - I really want to be wrong on this one, but I've been scared of Carolina all season so why stop now?
Seahawks v Rams - Even the Jags could barely hold off Wilson, so I'm not convinced the Rams will be able to slow him down enough.
Vikings v Bengals - Minnesota don't get slapped like last week very often. I'm expecting them to shut the Bengals down.
Ravens v Browns - I can't keep wasting picks on you Cleveland.
Saints v Jets - PLEASE DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
Falcons v Bucs (Monday) - I'd really appreciate good Jamies/Evans/Brate showing up this week, but I doubt it. Maybe they'll cover Julio this time though.
49ers v Titans - The Titans are in a slump, and the Niners are on the rise. These things will both still be true next week.
Texans v Jaguars - If I'm TJ Yates I'm hoping Tom Savage plays so I don't have to get the shit kicked out of me by every Jag on the field.
Dolphins v Bills - If Tyrod plays I'll have the Bills nicking it, but I'm expecting the run to dominate on both sides. The real Jay Cutler will play this week too.
Bears v Lions (Saturday) - This screams Jordan Howard to me. The Lions are shite against the run & the Bears DEF can keep them in it.
Chargers v Chiefs (Saturday) - The Chiefs go back to being a mess. Will anyone stop Keenan Allen again this season?
Colts v Broncos (Thursday) - :vomit:

Cardinals v Redskins - The Redskins are basically all dead, but they've still got just enough to nick this one despite Chandler Jones running wild.
Eagles v Giants - I fancy the Giants to get up for this game, and I nearly picked them, but they're just really, really shit.
Cowboys v Raiders - Speaking of really, really shit, the Oakland Raiders everybody! Cowboys to cruise through this.

#1 QB: Russell Wilson - He's their whole offence, and he'll have to have a huge game for them to have any shot.
#1 RB: Jordan Howard - If it falls into place for him he could have a mental game.
#1 WR: Keenan Allen - Like I said, who's going to stop him?
#1 TE: Kyle Rudolph - I think it's going to be a shit week for TE's other than the big three, and yet I'm still picking Rudolph for some reason.
#1 DST: Minnesota They could have a huge bounceback game after a shock last week.

Nick Foles will score: 16pts He'll be fine, but they'll lean a bit more on the run, which will hold him back slightly.

And the BONUS QUESTION! Is anyone not directly affiliated with the Colts or Broncos actually going to watch TNF? :harold:

EDIT: TNF picks needed from Gray Fox & Browning still.

Browning
14-12-2017, 11:15 PM
Wait, Saturday? What the fuck is that?

Pleb
14-12-2017, 11:16 PM
Christmas.

Dan
14-12-2017, 11:19 PM
I know, it's weird. Pretty sure the college football bowl games start this week too, so that'll be annoying.

Just seen that Rudolph is likely to miss Sunday so I'm changing my TE pick to Kelce. I may review this again on Sunday though, as I'm still not sure what's happening with Ertz & Graham either.

Browning
14-12-2017, 11:30 PM
The real winner tonight is the audience, does that count?

If not then.... Denver, purely because it's the better fantasy outcome for me. Probably.

Dan
15-12-2017, 12:08 AM
The real winner tonight is the anti-TNF movement. This game is almost enough of a reason to scrap it on its own, nevermind all the injuries etc.

Gray Fox
15-12-2017, 12:12 AM
Game of the Week: Patriots v Steelers. Over/under 57.5pts. Under. Patriots.

Packers v Panthers - Panthers
Seahawks v Rams - Hawks
Vikings v Bengals - Vikings
Ravens v Browns - Ravens
Saints v Jets - Saints
Falcons v Bucs (Monday) - Falcons
49ers v Titans - 49ers
Texans v Jaguars - Jags
Dolphins v Bills - Dolphins
Bears v Lions (Saturday) - Lions
Chargers v Chiefs (Saturday) - Chargers
Colts v Broncos (Thursday) - Colts
Cardinals v Redskins - Cards
Eagles v Giants - Eagles
Cowboys v Raiders - Raiders

#1 QB: Rivers
#1 RB: Drake
#1 WR: Julio Jones
#1 TE: Doyle
#1 DST: Panthers

Nick Foles will score: 11.5 points

Giggles
15-12-2017, 08:05 AM
Osweiler running in TD's :drool:

Dan
16-12-2017, 06:20 PM
Need your remaining picks Browning & Pleb.

We officially have Rodgers back now, as well as Robert Woods, and Kyle Rudolph is seeming more likely today than yesterday. On the other hand, Tevin Coleman is out, which means I think I'm going to change my RB #1 pick to Devonta Freeman.

Foe
16-12-2017, 06:29 PM
Going to be an odd watching NFL on a saturday night.

Better than watching fucking Troy vs North Texas, though.

Gray Fox
16-12-2017, 06:47 PM
Half the Bucs already bad defence is out for the Falcons game. I'm confident in Julio. Coming to fuck me in my fantasy play offs.

Dan
16-12-2017, 07:18 PM
Going to be an odd watching NFL on a saturday night.

Better than watching fucking Troy vs North Texas, though.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought :D I wasn't sure what I was going to watch until I saw what the actual bowl games were today. Doesn't really get interesting until next week unless you fancy watching Lane Kiffin's FAU team or checking out potential first round WR Courtland Sutton of SMU in the mid-week games.

Foe
16-12-2017, 07:25 PM
Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought :D I wasn't sure what I was going to watch until I saw what the actual bowl games were today. Doesn't really get interesting until next week unless you fancy watching Lane Kiffin's FAU team or checking out potential first round WR Courtland Sutton of SMU in the mid-week games.

To be fair, Oregon v boise might not be terrible. Oregon have their new big boss man so they might actually turn up.

But yeah, a whole host of shit.

I hate Boise state and it is entirely down to their home field turf being blue. It's just so bad to try and watch as it's too bright. Hope the lose by double digits.

Dan
16-12-2017, 09:31 PM
I've recorded that one, but in all honestly I probably won't end up watching it :D

These Lions colour rush uniforms are awful.

Foe
16-12-2017, 09:33 PM
These Detroit uniforms are hideous.

I really don't know who's going to win the SB this year. Pittsburg struggled past the Browns in game 1 and yet might be the favourite.

I'd love to see Keenum get the vikings there. Mike zimmer is a very likeable coach.

The bengals 2013(?) coaching staff is rife as head coaches now. Marvin Lewis, jay gruden, mike zimmer, hue Jackson.

Dan
16-12-2017, 09:50 PM
Patriots & Steelers are likely to be meeting again in the AFC Championship game, whereas in the NFC there are probably eight teams that could end up in the big game, so it's hard to make a guess at the minute, but I'd probably say Minnesota & Seattle are the favourites. Minnesota because they're just a really good, balanced team, and Seattle because they know how to do it & Wilson's playing insane.

I'd love to see the Jags spring an upset in the AFC though.

Foe
16-12-2017, 10:07 PM
The problem with the jags is they still have bortles at the helm. All it takes is fournette to feel a bit gimpy before Blake decides to turn the ball over when he jumps into "go long" mode.

9 wins this year and I'd still be looking for a young qb to groom.

Dan
16-12-2017, 10:25 PM
What a beastly catch from Mavin Jones :cool:

EDIT: LOL Theo Riddick.

Mister Biscuit :D

Pleb
16-12-2017, 11:12 PM
Picks updated.

Dan
16-12-2017, 11:17 PM
Is that a Cowboys pick or a Raiders one? I'm not sure you're going to do well with your Foles prediction though :D

Pleb
16-12-2017, 11:20 PM
I never get individual player points right so I did that purely for lolz.

It was a Raiders pick Dan.

Dan
16-12-2017, 11:21 PM
I'm not feeling good about my Bears pick, but at least I ducked out of Howard at the last minute.

That was a literally perfect catch from Cohen.

Pleb
16-12-2017, 11:49 PM
I've done a quick tally on excel, this is what we got on the season for picks etc...

Sir Andy Mahowry - 148
Dan - 141
Browning - 132
Me - 131
Limoutsonik - 67
Gray Fox - 66

Mahow and Dan fighting it out it seems.

Dan
16-12-2017, 11:50 PM
Well, this game is done.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 12:50 AM
Didn't get a chance to watch it but just looking at the stats it's baffling.

46 pass attempts for Trubisky with only 10 rushing attempts for Howard.

I think I'd prefer that to be reversed if I was a Bears fan, have more chance of winning that way.

McAvennie
17-12-2017, 08:46 AM
Chiefs finally putting together some offence and defence in the same game, Chargers coming up well short again when they face someone decent.

Chargers aren't done yet though, as I think they'll beat the jets and raiders and the Chiefs could still lose to the Dolphins next week, but in the end I think the Chiefs will beat the Broncos in week 17 leaving the Chargers to be the best 9-7 side in the AFC to miss out on a wildcard.

Either way neither of these teams are getting past the steelers or pats in the playoffs

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 11:07 AM
Only one to pick the Chiefs :)

Gray Fox
17-12-2017, 12:35 PM
They gave Hunt a lot of touches(31) and they win the game. They must surely notice a pattern there.

Dan
17-12-2017, 03:25 PM
Marvin Lewis leaving Cincy, apparently. Wonder what that means for Hue.

Pleb
17-12-2017, 06:12 PM
The Packers defence is still shit.

Foe
17-12-2017, 06:14 PM
Wonder what it means for Dalton.

Dan
17-12-2017, 06:31 PM
Yep, looks like the Vikings are back :drool:

If Dalton's being judged today that pick won't have helped him out.

EDIT: Mickey T :cool: Didn't think he got in but I won't argue.

Yep, that's what I thought. And Ingram scored before I could even complain about the fact he was obviously going to get Browning some easy points once that got overturned.

Foe
17-12-2017, 06:41 PM
Kizer autocorrecting to loser on my phone is fitting.

He's 4-21 in his last 25 games.

Giggles
17-12-2017, 06:47 PM
Wentz must have been playing defense too.

Giggles
17-12-2017, 07:00 PM
In the current environment this is going to snowball like fuck.

https://www.si.com/jerry-richardson-carolina-panthers-settlements-workplace-misconduct-sexual-harassment-racial-slur

Foe
17-12-2017, 07:06 PM
Case keenum may well get franchise tagged and PAID if he's not careful.

If Kirk cousins is getting $20 mill, case keenum should be making that argument too. Minnesota could well tag him and trade him.

Dan
17-12-2017, 07:12 PM
Blaine :moop:

Foe
17-12-2017, 07:40 PM
TJ Yates :vomit:

Gray Fox
17-12-2017, 07:45 PM
I'm not sure the Redskins want to keep Cousins. Surely he'd have a deal in place a year and 3/4 since he was first tagged if so.

Also the fuck was that off the kick off from the Redskins?

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 07:51 PM
Adams got absolutely blown up there.

Giggles
17-12-2017, 07:51 PM
Adams got absolutely blown up there.

Someone needs to do Davis' knees.



.

Foe
17-12-2017, 07:58 PM
I'm not sure the Redskins want to keep Cousins. Surely he'd have a deal in place a year and 3/4 since he was first tagged if so.

Also the fuck was that off the kick off from the Redskins?

Yeah depends where they finish I think. If they have a legit chance at a decent qb I don't think they'll reward him.

That being said he's not had the weapons this year he had last year.

Browning
17-12-2017, 08:07 PM
How the fuck does a professional referee give that Carolina TD on a review? Not in a million years.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:08 PM
Brandon Williams with a TD :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:11 PM
Bring back Hundley.

Giggles
17-12-2017, 08:13 PM
Rodgers is definitely not ready to be back. Hopefully they sit him now that the last two weeks are meaningless.

Gray Fox
17-12-2017, 08:13 PM
Who is that in the Aaron Rodgers disguise?

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:14 PM
I think they should have let Williams do his stuff a bit more, it helped out Hundley so much.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:21 PM
Saints should only trust Thomas and Kamara.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:22 PM
Jesus, we're really trying our best to miss the playoffs :face:

Browning
17-12-2017, 08:23 PM
From what they've shown on Red Zone the Saints have looked fucking garbage. If I didn't start their defense I would be hoping for a Jets win.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:25 PM
We started really well scoring on our first three drives, and we've been shit ever since.

EDIT: That's better. It's because I went & put my Brees jersey on :nodd:

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:26 PM
See, Thomas or Kamara = win.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:28 PM
Fuck off mate.

Drag your toes ffs.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:28 PM
Is Mickey losing another TD? :cab:

EDIT: Fuck sake lad. Hopefully we'll still get some point from someone that's not Mark Ingram.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:32 PM
Yo Jarvis, calm the fuck down & catch a TD.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:33 PM
Brandon Coleman :lol:

Surely has to benched now.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:34 PM
Get Brandon Coleman off the field :mad:

We've given up two potential FGs because he's fumbled in the redzone. I like the guy & he's a good team player, but maybe he should just block the rest of the game.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:37 PM
The Panthers scare the shit out of me every week except the ones where we play them :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 08:37 PM
Bridgewater :cool:

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:40 PM
Teddy :)

Could have done it on a day where I wasn't starting Keenum, mind.

EDIT: LOL bench him.

Giggles
17-12-2017, 08:41 PM
Bridgewater to get injured again :drool:

Gray Fox
17-12-2017, 08:41 PM
0-1 0Yds. INT

Great stat line :D

Foe
17-12-2017, 08:43 PM
Kizer needs to give up. He said he'd seen the low coming out of college. I think 0-16 is going to be a bigger low, pal.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:43 PM
So, do we reckon John Dorsey's impressed with Kizer so far?

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:49 PM
Right, let's see how this one gets called back.

Dan
17-12-2017, 08:56 PM
My boy Corey joining the jobber TD club :cool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 09:06 PM
Cutler is ELITE.

Dan
17-12-2017, 09:07 PM
Good ol' Jay :D

EDIT: Gimme that A-Rod magic :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 09:08 PM
lol at McCaffrey.

Foe
17-12-2017, 09:09 PM
lol at McCaffrey.

I think about 95% of the NFL would've
Struggled with that. Took a 90 degree gimpy bounce. Great onside kick.

Gray Fox
17-12-2017, 09:09 PM
All these successful onside kicks today. I like it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 09:11 PM
I think about 95% of the NFL would've
Struggled with that. Took a 90 degree gimpy bounce. Great onside kick.

Agree completely but it made him look a bit mongish which was great.

Dan
17-12-2017, 09:15 PM
Fuck sake, what a complete clusterfuck of fumbles today's been.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 09:16 PM
I would reverse it personally. I'm not sure he made a 'football move'.

Probably one of those that they say stands no matter the call on the field.

Dan
17-12-2017, 09:28 PM
I love seeing those bullshit ad-lib lateral plays getting crushed :drool:

Dan
17-12-2017, 09:59 PM
That was poor from Goff.

Man, it seems like Reuben Foster gets hurt every time he tackles someone.

Dan
17-12-2017, 10:06 PM
Antonio No! :uhoh:

wullie
17-12-2017, 10:41 PM
I should probably cancel the Mondays I've booked off work to stay up watching the playoffs games.

Sir Andy Mahowry
17-12-2017, 11:01 PM
Brown has gone to the hospital.

They're taking the division and now they're after our injury title?

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-12-2017, 12:12 AM
What a mental 2 minute warning this has been.