The NFL Thread

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

When CJ Anderson is on it he's brilliant.

Also, despite the 2 picks I think Big Trev has done well thus far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a fucking interception by Harris.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Get fucked Carolina :drool:

[Dan]

Well that was a pretty good opening game in the end :)

[Pleb]

Newton asking the ref for a flag everytime he got decked is a bit :harold: really.

[bruhnaldo]

Newton asking the ref for a flag everytime he got decked is a bit :harold: really.

There were a couple cheap ones though.

On one the Bronco player legit launched himself helmet to helmet at him and nothing was called lol.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There were a couple cheap ones though.

On one the Bronco player legit launched himself helmet to helmet at him and nothing was called lol.
It was called but because Cam intentionally grounded the ball the penalties offset.

[Foe]

Quite enjoyed that despite not really liking either team. Luke Kuechly is just brilliant to watch though, what a fucking player.

Siemian didn't look too shabby there either. Couple of nose-bleed moments with his under thrown INT and potential pick on the 1 yard line but he made some pretty sly moves.

Don't think the Panthers were at their best there though, think they'll get much better as the season goes on.

[Pleb]

Siemian looks like he's one to watch now that the Manning shadow has subsided somewhat.

[Foe]

Siemian looks like he's one to watch now that the Manning shadow has subsided somewhat.

It'll be horrible when Osweiller bombs in Houston. Elway will look like a genius.

[Dan]

Yeah, I thought Siemian was very impressive. The offence looks pretty good in general, with CJ Anderson potentially in line for a breakout season, assuming he doesn't get usurped by Andy Janovich.

[Gray Fox]

The Dolphins have traveled without Jay Ajayi. He's not injured, so he's obviously pissed the coach/team off. They now have the reliable strategy of having only Arian Foster. I can't possibly see that going wrong.

[Ian]

Janovich creating a beauty of a hole for Anderson and then romping home for a TD of his own. Love a fullback.

Delighted with that overall. The defense looked pretty good again and would have overrun Newton if he hadn't played it smart with getting rid of the ball and making the most of space he created for himself. And although he struggled a couple of times when the pocket collapsed and made a couple of silly errors overall I liked what I saw and it'll do him some good to have got the win despite the errors.

[bruhnaldo]

It was called but because Cam intentionally grounded the ball the penalties offset.

Wasn't the only instance I remember though? Maybe I'm misremembering.

[Foe]

Sunday evenings are back. :drool:

[Giggles]

Already happy I got Sky Sports, even though I'll be wrecked every Monday for the next 4 months.

[Browning]

Where's the best place to stream Red Zone?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Baltimore are starting two rookies on the left side (Stanley at tackle and Alex Lewis at guard) which is the first time an NFL team has done that since 1995 :cool:

We're also going to be starting rookie Tavon Young at nickel corner and with Dumervil injured we'll be rolling with a mixture of Zadarius Smith and rookie Matt Judon.

Going young today :drool:

Will be interesting to see how Smith and Judon fare as they're both really good pass rushing guys, especially Judon who was stunning in the pre season.

[Foe]

Already happy I got Sky Sports, even though I'll be wrecked every Monday for the next 4 months.

Can't you just record one/two of the games. That's what I'm doing and it's brilliant. Limit yourself to one-a-day and the season is like a continuous stream of new games. Brilliant.

[Gray Fox]

It's back. :D

[Giggles]

Can't you just record one/two of the games. That's what I'm doing and it's brilliant. Limit yourself to one-a-day and the season is like a continuous stream of new games. Brilliant.

I'd never watch a game I recorded once I know the score. Obviously I'm not going to stay up for Arizona and the Pats, but I'll still only be getting to bed at around 1 and up at 6.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brees :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

3 passes for Osweiler to get picked. Thought it would take another pass or two.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nice of Jordan Mathews to knock a cameraman out and not even check on him after.

[Foe]

I'd never watch a game I recorded once I know the score. Obviously I'm not going to stay up for Arizona and the Pats, but I'll still only be getting to bed at around 1 and up at 6.

Avoid the scores until you watch the games. It's not difficult.

[Giggles]

Avoid the scores until you watch the games. It's not difficult.

It's inconvenient to my routine. I like to watch all the NFL.com highlights with a coffee when I get to the office on a Monday morning. I don't mind not seeing the really late games in full anyway.

[Foe]

3 passes for Osweiler to get picked. Thought it would take another pass or two.

It was a pretty solid int from the CB though. It wasn't a hopeless Shaub effort. He'll come good. Maybe. Hopefully. Probably not.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was a pretty solid int from the CB though. It wasn't a hopeless Shaub effort. He'll come good. Maybe. Hopefully. Probably not.

It's the Texans, no QB can ever come good there.

[Dan]

Brees :harold:

Flacco :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Perriman :drool:

[Foe]

It's the Texans, no QB can ever come good there.

We should just play watt there and see what happens. Can't be much worse than historically.

[Dan]

So at the moment I've left Benjamin & Gordon on the bench, both of whom have scored TDs, and dropped Sanu, who already has 60 yards.

Can we just have every player we draft eligible to score? :moop:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You just knew that Folk would miss that kick after CBS said that he hasn't missed at the Metlife in the month of September (what a shit stat that is).

[Dan]

You just knew that Folk would miss that kick after CBS said that he hasn't missed at the Metlife in the month of September (what a shit stat that is).

It's one of the worst 'stats' I've heard. Oh, and Latavius Murray just scored - I benched him in another league too.

[Gray Fox]

Has that college kicker with the perfect record binned his first kick wide yet?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Has that college kicker with the perfect record binned his first kick wide yet?

Nope but he was binning loads in the preseason so he's got it in him.

[Giggles]

When you've to spell Lacy on the third possession of the game and the option is James Starks, you know that trophies aren't in a teams future this season.

[Dan]

Not a good day for kickers so far. Except Aguayo, ironically.

Definitely glad I dropped Sanu right now...

[Foe]

Jags defence actually looks respectable here, which is a change.

That's fine so long as it doesn't mean bortles stops hay making it down the field because "fuck it".

[Gray Fox]

I know it's only the Browns, but Wentz looks the part so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not a good day for kickers so far. Except Aguayo, ironically.

Definitely glad I dropped Sanu right now...

Good for the beast that is Justin Tucker too.

1/1 from 50.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Melvin Gordon is actually doing things :\

Benched him in one league.

[Giggles]

Two punts downed inside the 5 :moop:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Flacco and Mike Wallace :drool:

We're fucking ON IT.

[Giggles]

This is so sloppy from Green Bay. Shouldn't have completely disregarded preseason.

[Dan]

Melvin Gordon is actually doing things :\

Benched him in one league.

Benched him in two.

I don't want to play fantasy football anymore - it's ruining my enjoyment of games :(

[Foe]

I'm 11/13 in an accumulator and Kansas City have decided to shit it up against the fucking chargers. Bastards. :moop:

[Gray Fox]

Chiefs being taken apart 21-3 at home to the Chargers.

[elth]

Why would you have benched Gordon? Your own fault chumps, he was steamrolling people all pre-season even against starters. Absolute dynamite. I mean unless you benched him for AP and started CJ Thursday night or something.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why would you have benched Gordon? Your own fault chumps, he was steamrolling people all pre-season even against starters. Absolute dynamite. I mean unless you benched him for AP and started CJ Thursday night or something.

I rolled with Ware, CJ, AP and Hyde.

Should have benched Hyde :(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

RG3 is back :drool:

[Dan]

Why would you have benched Gordon? Your own fault chumps, he was steamrolling people all pre-season even against starters. Absolute dynamite. I mean unless you benched him for AP and started CJ Thursday night or something.

David Johnson & McCoy, with Moncrief as my flex. DeAngelo & Gurley in the other one, with Marvin Jones as flex.

[Dan]

RG3 making things a bit better by chucking a pick, and McCoy getting in the endzone is nice too.

[elth]

Always flex tier 2 RBs over tier 2 WRs :dc:

[elth]

Not Keenan Allen injured again :(

[Dan]

Keenan :uhoh: Hopefully it's not serious.

[Dan]

That was a tasty bit of work from Charles Sims :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jesus that was a bit good from Rodgers and Adams.

[Foe]

Jesus that was a bit good from Rodgers and Adams.

Just outrageous. Some qb.

[Giggles]

That catch from Adams :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Cutler :harold:

[Giggles]

Cutler :harold:

That was all on Jeffrey.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was all on Jeffrey.
I know but I like lolling at Cutler more.

Sounds like Allen might have done his ACL :(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brandin Cooks is so damn quick.

[Dan]

The Saints :cool:

I'd better not be up against CJ Anderson AND Brandin Cooks this week.

[Gray Fox]

Benched Cooks for Julio. Mugged off.

[Dan]

That catch from Mike Evans was top notch.

Allen Robinson cannot get a pass today - 1 catch for 8 yards & loads of balls just out of his reach while Sam Shields climbs all over him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Benched Cooks for Julio. Mugged off.
Can't complain about that, you go Julio every single week.

[Giggles]

Mariota you twat. What did he throw that ball at all for?

[Spikey M]

Where do you (non American) lot watch this stuff? I have a very mild interest (Read: I didn't hate the Superb Owl once) and wouldn't mind watching some more if there's nowt else on.

Is there a highlights show on British TV that I haven't noticed? Or do you heve to stream it? If so, fuck that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Where do you (non American) lot watch this stuff? I have a very mild interest (Read: I didn't hate the Superb Owl once) and wouldn't mind watching some more if there's nowt else on.

Is there a highlights show on British TV that I haven't noticed? Or do you heve to stream it? If so, fuck that.

Sky sports for live stuff and there is a highlights show late on Tuesday nights on BBC two.

[Dan]

There's a highlight show starting up on BBC midweek, I believe. In terms of live viewing I think most are on Sky Sports while I have an NFL GamePass subscription.

[Giggles]

Where do you (non American) lot watch this stuff? I have a very mild interest (Read: I didn't hate the Superb Owl once) and wouldn't mind watching some more if there's nowt else on.

Is there a highlights show on British TV that I haven't noticed? Or do you heve to stream it? If so, fuck that.

There's a final score type thing (only with actual coverage) on Sky Sports Mix since 6pm too.

[Spikey M]

I don't bother with Sky Sports but I'll give the BBC show a go. Cheers.

[Dan]

I'm very pleased that pretty much everyone I fancied to have big seasons has scored so far - Anderson, Hill, Evans, Sanu, Snead, Gordon, Minnesota DEF. Even Will Fuller has just had a nice reception.

Shame I'm playing literally none of them in any of my fantasy teams :moop:

EDIT: Actually I have Minnesota in one league.

[Dan]

Add Fuller to the list of scorers.

[Gray Fox]

Falcons need to get throwing to Julio.

[Dan]

Vikings D :drool:

Mariota is having a shocker.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a first carry from the rookie running back in Oakland.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This Raider/Saints game is mental.

[Dan]

It's all going crazy at the end here :D

[Giggles]

That was too close.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Raiders :cool: :drool:

Shame about the shit taunting penalty though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://i.imgur.com/kgYtiBP.png

Derek Carr, Jeremy Langford, Spencer Ware, Mike Evans and Latavius Murray are doing their best to try and win me some money. Hold on lads.

[Giggles]

Jack del Rio has monstrous testicles.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Chiefs :drool:

What a fucking comeback.

Alex Smith once again showing people that he's not just a 'game manager'. Eat shit Niners.

[Dan]

Dolphins going for it on fourth down in the first half & getting stuffed :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kenny Stills should be instantly cut for that drop.

Jesus fuck.

[Ian]

It was so bad it should count as about three drops.

Or maybe give him half of the subsequent sack.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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The more I see it the worse it is.

[Browning]

That penalty flag. :cool:

[Dan]

The Colts defence might actually match ours for shitness, except they've had to have their entire roster if cornerbacks injured to be that awful.

[Giggles]

:D

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Got to love a blocked kick.

[Dan]

I was so close to dropping Eli for Stafford :mad:

This Dolphins/Seahawks game is pretty trash. Miami might even win it :D

[Dan]

Victor Cruz :cool:

I wanted to do the dance icon but I'm on my phone & I don't remember what it is.

[Gray Fox]

Seahawks only just getting out of that with a win.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Victor Cruz :cool:

I wanted to do the dance icon but I'm on my phone & I don't remember what it is.

:dance:

'dance' with colons.

This one on the 'fuge is better though:

http://b3.ifrm.com/9057/133/0/e5015765/e5015765.gif

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Terrance Williams :harold:

What a fucking mong.

Eat a dick Jerry.

[Dan]

Terrance Williams probably shouldn't check his Twitter this week.

[Pleb]

What the fuck was that play :serious:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What the fuck was that play :serious:

They had to lateral it as they had no time to actually take the kickoff and then try and score a TD. Like this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_zg-J0q42M

Or this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zd0NbgX5tw

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I hope the Cardinals dick on the Pats. Sky insisting on calling Garropolo 'Jimmy G' is infuriating.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Chenoworth is so shit, awful rendition of the anthem.

[Gray Fox]

She's got a voice like a car alarm.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jimmy Garropolo passing to Jimmy Garropolo is great.

[Gray Fox]

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[Browning]

Russell Wilson is likely to be out Week 2 at least.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That dirty wanker Suh.

He clearly wants me to fail in the TTH league.

[Giggles]

Griffin gone on IR. Shame that, he could have had a decent season there.

[Browning]

Fucking hell, that's massive.

[Giggles]

Jesus that kick from Arizona :face:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

RG3 is made of paper mache.

[Dan]

RG3 is on IR?! :D

The Browns are cursed to be shit forever. Although to be fair, it's unlikely he would've done a whole lot to change that anyway.

Bet they're glad they didn't trade McCown now. Or, do they continue the youth movement & throw Cody Kessler in :drool:

[bruhnaldo]

The best part about the Browns is they can say they fired Bill Belichick once lmao.

Imagine being the franchise that fired Bill Belichick lmao

[Giggles]

The best part about the Browns is they can say they fired Bill Belichick once lmao.

Imagine being the franchise that fired Bill Belichick lmao

The Baltimore Ravens fired Bill Belichick after completely fucking over his final season.

[bruhnaldo]

The Baltimore Ravens fired Bill Belichick after completely fucking over his final season.

Yeaaaa I guess that's true.


Cleveland Browns (1991–1995)[edit]
From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36–44 record, leading the team to the playoffs in 1994, his only winning year with the team. Coincidentally, his one playoff victory during his Browns tenure was achieved against the Patriots in the wild card round during this postseason. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5–11, despite starting 3-1. In November of that year in the middle of the ongoing football season, Browns owner Art Modell had announced he would move his franchise to Baltimore after the season. After first being given assurances that he would coach the transplanted Baltimore Ravens, Belichick was instead fired on February 14, 1996, one week after the shift was officially announced

Fuck my life.

[Dan]

Watching Sunday Night Football & I'm not convinced by Carson Palmer this season, I have to say. Lots of iffy passes & he just accepted a couple sacks when he probably could've got rid of the ball.

Similarly, John Brown did absolutely fuck all. Don't think he even saw a single target in the first half, and he's only seen two in Q3, both of which were incomplete (one Palmer overthrew by miles & the other he dropped).

On the other hand, Larry Fitz is an undying God, Jimmy G is sufficiently Brady-ish for the Pats to go 4-0 pretty easily, and David Johnson still looks like a beast.

Oh, and Andre Ellington needs to stay the fuck in the endzone on kickoff returns - think he lost at least 5 yards each time he ran it out.

[Gray Fox]

I'll take thank you's for RG3 on behalf of the team. Apparently the IR designation means he will be out for at least 8 games. This does however bring McCown back in and he loves a throw to Barnidge.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is it wrong that I'm really liking this anthem rendition?

Give it one lad.

[Gray Fox]

He's not pissed about and tried to put his own stamp on it and made it 3x longer. So well done him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Or try to make it sound like he's being autotuned.

[Pleb]

Well fuck :D/:face:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Big Ben :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Josh Norman really is bloody good.

[Gray Fox]

He made Beckham his bitch to the point he chimped out. He was right on Brown too. I can't wait for him and Beckham to go at it again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was a fucking brilliant and gutsy call on 4th down there.

[Gray Fox]

Everything about that was superb.

[Gray Fox]

This Rogers kid has potential. He just needs to stop falling down at the end of all his plays.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You like that, Cousins?

:harold:

[Gray Fox]

YOU LIKE THAT! He's been dire so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Breeland is getting roasted by Brown.

Washington need to get Norman to shadow Brown.

[Gray Fox]

Big Ben to Brown is so lethal.

[elth]

I wouldn't abandon Palmer and the Cardinals after one week against the Patriots. The Pats had a solid month to gameplan for the opener and Belicheck is the master. If the Cards can't get it going against less well coached and prepared teams, then it might be panic time.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh fuck, Lindsey Stirling :cool:

She's so awesome.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g9poWKKpbU

[Giggles]

That ain't good.


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[Dan]

Get Sean Mannion in there ASAP!

[wullie]

Rams are going to win the big homecoming next week now.

[Gray Fox]

Rams always turn up for the Seahawks but they're going to need to more than ever after that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The world must be ending.

28-0 against the fucking Niners? Jesus.

[wullie]

http://i.imgur.com/OfPUrcG.jpg

Blurp

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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I'm going to have to get one. No idea if it should be Mosely or Williams though.

[wullie]

I don't mind it as it's a solid colour, but it's too close to this work of evil

http://mynorthwest.com/wp-content/uploads/cms/14/1479/147979.jpg

[Ian]

The Broncos have gone a similar route to Baltimore in as much as it's just the shirt colour throughout. All orange, in Denver's case.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsPZ54nWEAAR7gu.jpg:large

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://news.nike.com/news/nfl-color-rush-uniform-2016

http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/nike-unveils-new-color-rush-uniforms-for-all-32-nfl-teams-news.24052.html?

Here are all of them.

Jags one is nice, as well as Cardinals.

[Giggles]

The Packers just have their normal jersey with white bottoms.

[Ian]

Is there any purpose to this color rush business or like the throwbacks is it just another rinse?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rinse.

[Browning]

The new highlights show is on now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm a little behind.

Champman is wank, still but Osi is amazing. Especially after bashing Cleveland in about 90 seconds.

[Gray Fox]

Our colour rush shirt is just the pissing black alternate one. At least do something different!

The Saints one with the white shirt and gold numbers/sleeves looks slick though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000702129/article/saints-release-former-firstrounder-cj-spiller

Spiller has been cut.


He ended the 2015 season -- his first with New Orleans -- on injured reserve after a paltry 36 carries on the year. Saints management and head coach Sean Payton hyped Spiller in the offseason as being "noticeably different," saying his improvements in health and leg strength set him up for an effective season. Then, after a Week 1 healthy scratch, Spiller's place on the Saints was gone.

So much lol.

[wullie]

That BBC show was a bit odd. Cutting at half-time to the fellas just saying 'look at this, he's good and now he's dancing, back to the second half'

[Dan]

https://youtu.be/Wopy6Ntd834

Did we discuss this at all? It's probably the best bit of commentary we'll get all season :D

[bruhnaldo]

The worst part is he probably got reprimanded for that, considering they've made initiative to not show the 'streaker' on television as to not encourage others.

edit: I'm just assuming it's the streaker call by Kevin Harlan, apologies if it's not.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That didn't actually happen did it? :D

[Dan]

Yeah, it's real, it's just that nobody managed to watch the game long enough to hear it.

"THE GUY IS DRUNK! BUT THERE HE GOES!" :D

[niko_cee]

:D

Just brilliant. Take that killjoys who won't show the action.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Jim Kelly, Joe Namath and Kevin pissing James intro was horrific.

Slightly saved by the daughters of Kelly and Namath. They were all stunning. No idea if they were the actual daughters or actresses.

Also fuck Sky for not paying the studio to be on late night games.

[Dan]

So, Quincy Enunwa is the Jets' #1 receiver now apparently...

Fitzpatrick is having a pretty shaky game already.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

So, Quincy Enunwa is the Jets' #1 receiver now apparently...

Fitzpatrick is having a pretty shaky game already.
Yeah and I've benched the prick in every league I have him in :\

I've benched all Jets and Bills though.

[Dan]

I've started McCoy, but I'm not thrilled about it. Got the Jets defence too, so hopefully the Bills are shit but McCoy nicks a TD & some decent yardage.

That was a really odd drive.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh shit, yeah I started McCoy in the one league I have him too. Keep forgetting that he is there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh shit, Goodwin failed at the Olympics but he blew the shit out of the defence there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Revis has been shit in the first 2 weeks thus far.

The island is being nuked.

[Dan]

RIP Revis.

That went about as badly as it possibly could've for my fantasy team. Knew I should've picked up Baltimore instead :moop:

[Dan]

Preston Brown & Jerry Hughes have looked very good on the Bills defence so far. Shame the cornerbacks can't help giving up plays on third down.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That doesn't look good for Marshall.

ACL?

[Dan]

Oh here we fucking go. We had every RB die last year & now it's WR death season.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The sound of the hit on Forte was so satisfying, fuck knows how he kept his legs going to cross the line.

[Gray Fox]

My stream died. Is Marshall out?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My stream died. Is Marshall out?
He got his knee twisted up, looked really bad but he walked off.

Doesn't look great on the sideline but he appeared to be walking.

[Gray Fox]

If he can walk then it's probably not a full tear.

[Dan]

He's in the locker room now though.

[Gray Fox]

He'll probably have strained the ligaments or at worst have a minor tear. A few weeks out either way but shouldn't be season ending.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Apparently he tried to jog on the sideline but was in too much pain.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jogs out though, must have had an injection.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Fuck knows how he's back on the field making catches.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Benched Decker, sigh.

[Gray Fox]

Snap on that.

Jets are either great going forward, or the Bills terrible at stopping them. I can't decide which.

[Dan]

This one could get ugly if it carries on like this in the second half.

[Dan]

Are the Kentucky Buckets actually the LA Rams?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I have Decker, Marshall, Enunwa and Taylor across all my teams. All benched, all doing well.

I started McCoy though who has done fuck all. I am the mega jynx.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The crazy laugh after Manuel hit the sneak, lol.

[Dan]

Fucking hell :face:

They've been complete wank, barring two 70yd+ TDs.

EDIT: And now the fumble TD. Get Jalen Marshall out of the game - he's been rubbish from kickoffs too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lol at the Jets.

They're trying to outshit each other and the Jets are winning.

[Dan]

Ej Manuel in now as Tyrod is in concussion protocol.

[Dan]

Taylor back in & immediately throws a pick :)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I want EJ Manuel's job. Occasionally comes in to fall forward or scream 'HUT' about 30 times in 20 seconds.

[Dan]

That was such a Rex Ryan play :D There were so many hardcounts it almost felt like it deserved an unsportsmanlike conduct flag.

[Dan]

Well the Bills look really, really bad. Gotta be one of the worst five or six teams in the league. The offence was almost as bad as the Rams'.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000703603/article/bills-fire-offensive-coordinator-greg-roman

Bills have fired Greg Roman their OC.

Some are saying it's a poor decision because they put up 31 points but 7 came from the defence and 14 from two big bombs. Other than that they were shit and even worse on Subway against the Ravens.

Also, because of his poor offence the defence couldn't get any sort of rest. They were on the field for almost 40 minutes.

[Giggles]

It's a poor decision because you should know this stuff earlier than two weeks of the season if you have any handle on your team at all.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Well yeah, there is that.

It is Rex Ryan though. He's fucking clueless at times, just look at him insisting on having Rob Ryan on his staff.

[Ian]

Touchdowns from long bombs still get the same number of points, right? I assume so otherwise there are QBs (hi, Joe!) who have rings that wouldn't.

Binning coordinators is an easy answer to problems caused by people higher up the chain.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I know but they were horrendous on offence yesterday and against the Ravens (they only managed 160 total yards with 11 first downs).

It's clearly desperation mode but it's not like he was doing all that well and Rex can't and wont ever blame his shithead brother.

[Giggles]

Twat.

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=17569101

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Desean Jackson levels of mongness.

[niko_cee]

I dunno, Will Greenwood did the rugby equivalent of that in the world cup final.

[Foe]

Hope the bengals fuck the steelers here. :yn:

[Dan]

Fuller :cool: Sure am glad I benched him in the league I have him in...

Osweiler chucking a pick at the goal line to waste it all. Cam already has an INT too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVD8c6sVkzc

Lol at South Parks take on the anthem thing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuller :cool:

Osweiler :harold:

[Dan]

I really like this Texans team.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was a beautiful pass and catch from the Panthers.

Teddy Ginn :cool:

[Foe]

What an idiotic interception from Adam Jones. Looks good on his stats at the end of the year, but cost his team 20-25 yards today.

[Giggles]

Adam Jones and idiotic have been a good match his whole career.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was a nice catch though.

Garoppolo is dicking the Dolphins here.

[Dan]

I think the Patriots are going to be just fine when Brady retires.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Our defence which was so good last week is shitting it up.

85 rushing TD to Isiah fucking Crowell :face:

Could have driven a bus through the fucking hole that was there.

[Dan]

The Browns are going to the SuperBowl now they've ditched RG3.

[Dan]

Our defence which was so good last week is shitting it up.

85 rushing TD to Isiah fucking Crowell :face:

Could have driven a bus through the fucking hole that was there.

I started them in one of my leagues. Sorry about that...

[Dan]

I have no idea who this Swaim guy playing TE for Dallas is but he doesn't run like a human.

Speaking of TEs nobody's ever heard of, Xavier Grimble just scored for the Steelers. Maybe Blake Bell is next.

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Thanks for the fumble Carlos Hyde :)

[Foe]

The Ravens haven't bothered to turn up here. Did they decide to just go party at manziels gaff instead?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

20-2, fucking hell.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Ravens haven't bothered to turn up here. Did they decide to just go party at manziels gaff instead?

McCown always fucking plays well against us, it's mystifying.

We also had an assistant defensive coach die from cancer yesterday, might be on their minds.

[Gray Fox]

McCown injured already :P

[Dan]

I think the Browns & Giants have got their offences mixed up.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

McCown injured already :P

Kessler apparently looked like dick in the preseason.

We'll probably make him look like Kurt Warner.

[Dan]

McCown injured already :P

Fucking hell :D

Terelle Pryor will be in by the end of the game.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Garoppolo is going to be the next Matt Flynn.

He's going to get fucking paid at the end of the season.

[Dan]

Pats are blowing Miami away here.

[Foe]

Garoppolo is going to be the next Matt Flynn.

He's going to get fucking paid at the end of the season.

He's still got a lot his rookie deal still to go no?

[Dan]

That lob pass to Matt Jones was the stuff of nightmares. The next pass to Garcon was even worse.

Cousins does not look very good so far this season.

[Dan]

The Saints defence just made a play, and the game is 0-0 after a quarter :cab:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's still got a lot his rookie deal still to go no?

Oh shit, ofc.

Could trade him and he'd get paid but they'd need a stupid offer to do that.

[Dan]

Gabbert to Torrey Smith = points

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Stafford :D

[Dan]

The Saints have TWO turnovers. Maybe we should only play guys we signed off the street the week before.

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I bloody love this new Matt Stafford :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Hero.

[Gray Fox]

Don't tell Browning about Torrey Smith.

[Dan]

Thanks for not doing that last week Greg Olsen :thbup:

Now throw everything else to Kelvin Benjamin.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kirk Cousins is so fucking bad.

[Dan]

Marcus Peters & Jarvis Landry :harold:

Arian Foster might be out with an injury too. Shocker.

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This Saints/Giants game is going to end 0-0...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The Saints :harold:

[Dan]

Jimmy G is hurt. Brissett coming in.

[Dan]

The Saints :harold:

Typical :face:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jimmy G is hurt. Brissett coming in.

Dolphins injured Wilson last week too.

McCown is going to get fucked next week.

Oh and a TD \0/. 'Mon Ravens.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lol at the Lions.

On the 1 yard line and now 2 penalties.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

3 penalties.

1st and 26 :harold:

[Dan]

It's just more yardage that Stafford can pass for

[Dan]

How much money would you have got on 0 offensive TDs in the first half of the Saints/Giants game?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Steve Smith :cool:

Keep going lad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Flacco to Wallace is such a great combo thus far.

[Dan]

Just as well Bruh benched him or I'd be in serious trouble.

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Jimmy is out for the rest of the game.

[Dan]

Thanks for not doing that last week Greg Olsen :thbup:

Now throw everything else to Kelvin Benjamin.

That's more like it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Would be nice if Mariota would chuck some TD's to Tajae Sharpe.

[Dan]

Dalton looks to have picked up a knock. He was limping to the line after getting hit.

I'm feeling pretty good about my decision to stream Mike Nugent this week. Shame almost everyone else has been awful so far.

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Snead coming through now though. Just need our defence to turn to shit again so Eli can start racking up some points.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Marcus Peters might be the best intercepting DB in the league right now.

He's always taking balls out of the air.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

So McCown has a separated left shoulder and is still passing all over us :face:

That was fucking class from Benjamin.