A TV advert for TTH

[SvN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMcxUZfcv9Y

So I've pulled the trigger on a new TV advert for the board. Its pretty much emptied the kitty of money donated, but I think you'll agree it was well worth the cash.

[Kikó]

Mate.

[John]

:D

Fucking top job on getting Ice Carim involved.

[Vim]

Anyone got subtitles?

[Boydy]

:D

What.

[Lewis]

'Where will he stash his bitch wife's remains?' :lol:

[Byron]

Fucking hell :D

[Davgooner]

Subscribed.

[GS]

Amazing. :D

[ItalAussie]

Brilliant

[Baz]

Hahah, yes.

Bit odd having my ISIS Christmas avatar on it though, I should probably change that. :uhoh:

[Mike]

Amazing!

[Baz]

Anyone got subtitles?

Introducing TheThirdHalf.co.uk
The UK's number one online forum
[???] memorable topics such as Shameful Lustage
To provoking stories like RR nonsense loctase[?] in torrent
And the fascinating ongoing tragedy of Magic's downward spiral
What will push him over the edge?
Where will he stash his bitch wife's remains?
Will he do the honourable things and take himself out?
You can only find out exclusively at TheThirdHalf.co.uk

[randomlegend]

To air during the Community Shield tomorrow, presumably?

[hfswjyr]

How much did that cost?! Top dollar required for that kind of quality I imagine.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Holy fuck :D

That's amazing.

[Boydy]

How did you get this made?

[-james-]

That's quite good.

Can the background not feature two threads with my name on though plz.

[7om]

I'm assuming you went through a lengthy audition process to find our presenter? Who is he and how did he catch the passion and richness of TTH in his delivery so perfectly?

[Ian]

I'm so confused.

[phonics]

This is amazing. Did he provide you with the green screen background version of the video? If so, I've got some remixes to make.

[Magic]

I've not watched it but if Baz's translation is correct. :(

[Manc]

:D

[Magic]

Have I financially contributed to my own mocking?

[igor_balis]

Outstanding.

[Disco]

Have I financially contributed to my own mocking?

The brilliant thing is we all have. You're welcome.

[Lewis]

That's a question for the divorce courts if ever there was one.

[GS]

It's the "will he do the honourable thing and take himself out?" line that makes it.

[igor_balis]

You can pay like £20 and get old washed up wrestlers to record videos for you. I'll get like...Pete Gas or Steve Blackman or someone to record something for us when I get my first pay-cheque.

[Boydy]

Seriously, where'd you get this made? I want to get some done.

[phonics]

Seriously, where'd you get this made? I want to get some done.

My guess is Fiverr

https://www.fiverr.com/youtubefun/sing-happy-birthday-astin-foil-man-in-just-a-thong?context=adv.cat_1.subcat_33&context_type=rating&pos=4&funnel=f8d42ded-6f5f-471a-a9ec-6da1de441294&autoplay=true

[Magic]

You can pay like £20 and get old washed up wrestlers to record videos for you. I'll get like...Pete Gas or Steve Blackman or someone to record something for us when I get my first pay-cheque.

Steve Blackman would command at least £40.

[Bernanke]

I've always wanted to have Big Man Tyrone do something similar.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zm1hPbmzPw

[Disco]

Steve Blackman would command at least £40.

Yeah, £20 for him and £20 for the glowsticks and nunchuks.

[Spikey M]

Holy shit :D

[Yevrah]

That is quite brilliant.

[five time]

His suit is one of the highlights. So good.

[Giggles]

I don't get it. The YouTube subtitles were gibberish. Is he someone known?

[Boydy]

It's Diljeet.

[Giggles]

It probably really isn't.

[Dquincy]

Can't understand a bloody word.

[Pleb]

We've peaked lads.

[Spoonsky]

I once found Diljeet on Facebook, and he didn't look like that.

[Mike]

If we get Steve Blackman can I write his script?

[Boydy]

I once found Diljeet on Facebook, and he didn't look like that.

He smartened himself up for the ad, obviously.

[Lewis]

It's probably SvN (in a wig obv).

[Magic]

Diljeet is a shit version of Djourou.

[Bartholomert]

That was awesome

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We should have had Luca presenting it though, he's a natural talent in front of the camera.

Samsung knew that.

[SvN]

It cost a hefty £8 to produce, but I thought it was worth the top dollar. It was indeed a guy from fiverr, as phonics suggested. He didn't provide the green screen version unfortunately.

Baz's transcription wasn't far off:


Introducing thethirdhalf.co.uk, The UK’s number one online forum.

Featuring memorable topics such as “Shameful Lustage”, thought provoking theories like “Are all nonces lactose intolerant?” and the fascinating ongoing tragedy of Magic’s downward spiral.

What will push him over the edge?

Where will he stash his butchered wife’s remains?

Will he do the honorable thing and take himself out?

You can only find out exclusively at thethirdhalf.co.uk.

I did lol that "butchered wife" came out sounding like "Bitch wife". I think I prefer Ayyaz's interpretation.

[John]

You can pay like £20 and get old washed up wrestlers to record videos for you. I'll get like...Pete Gas or Steve Blackman or someone to record something for us when I get my first pay-cheque.

Wagner off X-Factor must be making about ten grand a week doing these. Someone had him record one saying he hoped Bobby Sands ate his Christmas dinner last year, so presumably he just says whatever he's asked to without thinking about it for a moment.

[Mazuuurk]

SvN :D :hail:

[Chrissy]

Well done lads, enjoyed it :)

[Smiffy]

.....

[Kikó]

We don't talk about the original TTH.

[Giggles]

Can't speak ill of the dead.

[Bernanke]

What was the Postma-incident?

[phonics]

What was the Postma-incident?

A video of Stefan Postma getting fucked in the arse by his girlfriend with a strap on leaked online. The dutchies posted the video in the Benelux section. We were the top link on google when you searched for the incident which got the site so much traffic that it destroyed the servers. The whole place was offline for a week and unstable for about a month.

What a history this place has.

[Bernanke]

Jesus christ. :D