It's fucking hot.

[leedsrevolution]

Fuck this bring back the rain.

[Samadini]

They need to make Fab lollies that are just the strawberry bit.

[Pepe]

How hot are we talking? Over 30?

[igor_balis]

It's fucking lovely.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How hot are we talking? Over 30?

This is where I am:

http://i.imgur.com/ght8TXZ.png

[Pepe]

Time to pull out the flip flops!

Is it humid over there? Humidity. :sick:

[igor_balis]

It is about 30 in my endz but not that humid. Plenty of breeze as well. Summer :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Time to pull out the flip flops!

Is it humid over there? Humidity. :sick:

40% here.

[Waffdon]

It's beautiful here. Great preparation for 35+ in Zante all of this week

[Giggles]

Take what you can get.


http://i67.tinypic.com/2yx2fqw.png

[Pepe]

It is about 30 in my endz but not that humid. Plenty of breeze as well. Summer :cool:


40% here.

That's great weather then. Enjoy. :thbup:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I need air conditioning and a nice outdoor pool though.

[Lewis]

The dog loves this weather because he doesn't have to walk. He suns himself outside for about half an hour, and then comes in and sleeps if off in front of his fan on the kitchen floor.

[Davgooner]

Fucking baking here. Got to about 10 and couldn't take it any longer, so I've chucked a desk in the icy cold server room and have been working in there since. Fucking superb.

[Magic]

Fucking baking here. Got to about 10 and couldn't take it any longer, so I've chucked a desk in the icy cold server room and have been working in there since. Fucking superb.

I used to do that in my old non-air conditioned open plan office. :drool:

[Bartholomert]

My apartment doesn't have air conditioning and the office has some eco-friendly bullshit that doesn't work. Fucking Europe.

[Magic]

Also it's sweltering here. 25C and no breeze. It was 28C up north though and fuck me those 3 extra degrees killed me. I could barely stand outside. Mind you heavy combats and a polo shirt isn't the gear to be wearing in this wev.

[wullie]

I just played football at lunchtime and it's taken about an hour to get back to human temperature.

[Lee]

This is glorious. Absolutely glorious. Our two annual days of summer. :cool:

[bruhnaldo]

It's "31" here with 70% humidity.

[Pepe]

Also it's sweltering here. 25C and no breeze. It was 28C up north though and fuck me those 3 extra degrees killed me. I could barely stand outside. Mind you heavy combats and a polo shirt isn't the gear to be wearing in this wev.

:sick:

[Magic]

What? Engineer, mate.

Also the decking is too hot to stand on. Just hung the washing out and sweating like Mahow.

[7om]

DC is hitting the high 30s this weekend. Heat exhaustion :drool:

[Sam]

28, glorious breezy here in Prague. Fantastic.

[Sam]

DC is hitting the high 30s this weekend. Heat exhaustion :drool:

Fuck DC in the summer, humidity through the roof meant it was equal to permanently walking in a sauna. Fuck that again.

[Baz]

I've just cut the grass shirtless for the first time ever.

http://idealog.co.nz/media/VERSIONS/2015/cyowgqtwaaitfdb_large.jpg

[Magic]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9d/48/23/9d482358b1ed6b22fbadb421447668da.jpg

[Baz]

:lol:

I feel like you've had that pic saved for ages, eager to use it but waiting for the right time.

[Magic]

It's my own one. Had to hire the skeleton but it was worth it.

[Waffdon]

I've just cut the grass shirtless for the first time ever.

http://idealog.co.nz/media/VERSIONS/2015/cyowgqtwaaitfdb_large.jpg

Snap.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Went driving for 3 hours to abuse the air con.

I was lovely and cool until I stepped out of my car. Instantly drenched.

[Magic]

As if that's all you abused on that journey.

[Byron]

Fucking loving the weather all day until I get home to my oven of a house.

Now I'm laying here with about 3 fans pointing at me wishing for the sweet release of death.

[Disco]

Just got home and opened a nice cold beer, this could be my first drink since christmas.

[Giggles]

I'm out of beer so I'm into the Krakow vodka. Melting here.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

As if that's all you abused on that journey.

Only your Mum, lolololololololol.

Bants.

[Magic]

I'm about to embark on an 8k run. With a black t-shirt because I can't find my blue one. FUCK.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why would you even do that?

Better than spending time with the wife.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

20+ degrees with 70% humidity tonight.

Can imagine a pretty restless night :(

[Disco]

I lied, I had a guinness at the wrestling last month.

[Manc]

I'm too fair for this heat. Fucking genetics.

[Raoul Duke]

Office was nicely air-conditioned and work bought us all ice creams. I had a pistachio Magnum :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pistachio magnums are beastly.

[Jeet]

Turned my head to cross the road, felt like a fireball was going straight towards my face!

[randomlegend]

I can't deal with the heat at all. (You'll be surprised to hear)

[randomlegend]

Turned my head to cross the road, felt like a fireball was going straight towards my face!

Proper lolled.

[SvN]

Sitting at my desk in my boxers with 2 desk fans pointing at me. Still dying.

[Magic]

That was brutal. My arm creases have a rash. I...

LOL just got attacked by a giant fucking horntail wasp. Ran inside even my neighbours cat was attracted by its noise. It caught it and ate it the dirty bastard.

Anyway I think I'm dying.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm laying in bed with a large fan pushing shitty warm air at me fantasising about an AC unit. £300 odd on Amazon, ugh.

[7om]

I'm sitting directly underneath an air conditioning vent at work. Glorious.

[Spoonsky]

It's me. I've brought the warmth from the deserts of Utah, and as I travel further north it will follow me.

[John]

It's already scorching here so you can fucking stay where you are, thanks.

[Spoonsky]

I'm in Oban, mate.

[Spikey M]

It's sweltering here. Up to 32c earlier. Not ideal weather to do CPR in, it turns out. A Security Guard at the court I work in had a heart attack earlier. First time I've ever had to do it. Awful experience.

[Magic]

Holy shit. I've been to Oban Spoon.

[Yevrah]

The air-con in the office is broken and has been for 2 days now. :moop: I'm tempted to come in in shorts and t-shirt tomorrow and see what happens.

[randomlegend]

It's sweltering here. Up to 32c earlier. Not ideal weather to do CPR in, it turns out. A Security Guard at the court I work in had a heart attack earlier. First time I've ever had to do it. Awful experience.

Damn that's rough.

[Raoul Duke]

I've been wearing shorts for a week at work. Couldn't hack not having A/C and having to wear proper clothes.

To consolidate my middle class credentials: we're just off out for some wine and tapas :drool:

[Magic]

It's sweltering here. Up to 32c earlier. Not ideal weather to do CPR in, it turns out. A Security Guard at the court I work in had a heart attack earlier. First time I've ever had to do it. Awful experience.

Did you stick your head down his throat and puff his lungs up?

[Spikey M]

Damn that's rough.

Paramedics turned up after what seemed like an hour (5 minutes probably) and he was breathing shallowly when they arrived. Air ambulance turned up n'all and whisked him off somewhere. I got sent home from work white as a sheet afterwards. I'd be very grateful of I never have to experience anything like that again.

[Spikey M]

Did you stick your head down his throat and puff his lungs up?

Yes

[Raoul Duke]

lol you kissed a man

[Magic]

Spike if you don't laugh about this shit you'll turn in to a suicidal mawkish twat like RL.

[randomlegend]

Paramedics turned up after what seemed like an hour (5 minutes probably) and he was breathing shallowly when they arrived. Air ambulance turned up n'all and whisked him off somewhere. I got sent home from work white as a sheet afterwards. I'd be very grateful of I never have to experience anything like that again.

It's ofc not the same since I didn't have to do anything, but I was attached to someone who got called to a cardiac arrest on my first ever day of placement.

It ain't what you see on casualty, that's for sure.

[Spikey M]

lol you kissed a man

Only did the chest compressions (no homo) so I fondled his tits if anything.

[Spikey M]

It's ofc not the same since I didn't have to do anything, but I was attached to someone who got called to a cardiac arrest on my first ever day of placement.

It ain't what you see on casualty, that's for sure.

Did a rib break? I think that's what fucked me the most.

[Magic]

At least he'll be able to self-fellate.

[randomlegend]

Considering how they were going i cant imagine they didn't. It was the bit where she briefly regained consciousness and begged them not to let her die that really got me.

[Magic]

I have nothing for that one. Off to the depression thread.

[Spikey M]

Considering how they were going i cant imagine they didn't. It was the bit where she briefly regained consciousness and begged them not to let her die that really got me.

Fuck that. Could have been worse then!

[John]

Could have been much worse. I did unsuccessful CPR on my grandad. It takes much more out of you physically than you'd imagine it would. I was at least doing it at about half ten on a wet night, fuck doing it in this weather.

[randomlegend]

Christ :(

[Magic]

Oh Lord.

[Spikey M]

I nearly went to bits doing it on a bloke I've met about twice. No idea how I would cope with family.

[Shindig]

I'm still waiting for the day the massive one in the office starts choking on her cereal / pasta / crisp nightmare fuel. Our three first-aiders are off at the minute.

[Spikey M]

Choking is pretty easy to deal with (but then so are heart attacks on a doll), just whack them on the back for a bit then switch to squeezing the living shit out of them

[Shindig]

Nobody in the office has a wingspan wide enough. :|

[igor_balis]

pretty delighted i slept all afternoon and i'm up late watching the wrestling at my mate's house, unemployment rules (:()

[Mellberg]

My dog's buried on top of a hill there. Go say hello.

@ Spoon

[niko_cee]

The high was 35.9 here today apparently, which is mental. Why can't the summer just be a steady 20-25 degrees? Why do we have to have 3 days of 30+ misery, and then 15 and raining for a week?

[Reg]

England likes to make up for its kindness.

The next week or so is pretty steady, highs of 22 ish.

[hfswjyr]

So close. The record high for London on this day is 36 degrees.

Made the mistake of leaving the window open in the living room tonight. Walked in to find a new moth/mosquito/fruitfly colony had made itself at home around the light. One can of bugspray later...

[Disco]

Spots of rain here but no clouds.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Took a shit in the bathroom earlier and almost fainted.

Despite the window being open, the room seems to be as hot as the surface of the sun.

Probably the quickest shit I've ever taken.

[Lewis]

The dog loves this weather because he doesn't have to walk. He suns himself outside for about half an hour, and then comes in and sleeps if off in front of his fan on the kitchen floor.

http://i66.tinypic.com/12376no.jpg

:cool:

[Baz]

His fan. :D

[bruhnaldo]

it's currently "34" with 60% humidity here in sunny Orlando.

Shout out to central air, though.

[niko_cee]

Back to normal here now. Low 20s and glorious sunshine.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's still hovering around 30 here but there's a lot more of a breeze so it's far more pleasant.

[Pepe]

http://i66.tinypic.com/12376no.jpg

:cool:

Get him a proper round one ffs.

http://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/eea3aaf9-c874-43e3-9956-5de23538c351_1.4e9b6232aa1609bfa24398fde771935a.jp eg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

[igor_balis]

Hot and humid today. Gonna be sweating my bollocks off at the pub later.

[Boydy]

It's been shite here today. Dull in the morning, raining in the afternoon. It's dry again now but it;s still dull. And its been horribly muggy throughout. Typical Northern Irish summer weather, really. Ugh.

[Waffdon]

37 in Zante. I'm in love

[mikem]

It is nice and cool here in Arizona today at a mere 108. Should be back to 115 this weekend.

[igor_balis]

Quite pleasant this evening, and they've got the front door open at the pub. Bollocks intact for now.