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[Manc]

This diamond business is all a bit lol.

[Raoul Duke]

Nani still has shit for brains then

[Raoul Duke]

Also - there's a Mars advertising board which says 'Next stop Marseille', but due to the placement of a camera and a ballboy (?) keeps reading as 'Next stop arse' :D

[Pleb]

Clearly this diamond formation is a little bit shaky.

Also both teams are shite so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a corner routine.

[Magic]

God international friendlies are shit.

[Waffdon]

Rooney has fucked you, lads.

[Baz]

Just put it on TV Catchup, although I'm not watching it and don't have speakers :cab: but why are England wearing red socks?

[Pleb]

Well that escalated quickly.

What a fucking muppet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bruno Alves is a fucking nutcase.

[Baz]

Straight red in a friendly. :cool:

[Jeet]

De Jong would have been proud of that tackle

[Mike]

This is pretty rubbish.

[Manc]

Rooney needs to fuck off with those Holywood balls.

[Jeet]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13315301_10154256678509914_498592628232288708_n.jp g?oh=ca5604863847b53509759f6a8eb1f1c9&oe=57DE9DFD

[Foe]

How do red cards work in friendliest? Has he just fucked himself over for the tournament? :D

[John]

Glenn Hoddle claiming to never have seen anything like that on a football pitch is a bit lol. If that's true he doesn't watch enough football to be getting paid to talk about it.

[Magic]

Obviously never watched the Rangers fans at Hampden last month.

[Weaver]

How do red cards work in friendliest? Has he just fucked himself over for the tournament? :D

'Wrighty' and THE LADS just said it usually has no effect, but UEFA could enforce a ban if they feel it's justified. Paulo Ferreira could be in there yet :cool:

[Spikey M]

Vardy is pointless in a game like this. He needs counter attacking football. We're too slow.

[Manc]

Vardy needs to go home. Lallana will be starting come Russia.

[Reg]

No 10 is about the last place I'd play Rooney. He is not a neat footballer who excels in tight spaces, he is Albania standard in tight spaces.

[Spikey M]

It has just hit me that not only Wiltshire, but Henderson, has been selected ahead of Drinkwater. How fucking dare he?

[Reg]

Roy's love affair with Wilshere. And he's not even fit enough to play tonight presumably.

[Spikey M]

He's taken nowhere near enough Centre Backs and left probably the best English Defensive Midfielder at home in favour of a cripple and a whatever the fuck Henderson is.

And Milner, actually. What does he do?

Good job our attack is top notch. :moop:

[Spikey M]

And why is Kane on set pieces?

[Reg]

I'm not fussed about the centre backs. What's the likelihood that two get injured in a few weeks? Better to have more attacking options.

[Raoul Duke]

I thought Carvalho was an FM wonderkid? He looks about 40.

[Foe]

Has there been any shots other than walkers slice in this?

[Reg]

I thought Carvalho was an FM wonderkid? He looks about 40.
Chelsea and Real Madrid guy.

He's 38.

[Raoul Duke]

Chelsea and Real Madrid guy.

He's 38.

William, not Ricardo.

[CJay]

:lol:

[Spikey M]

We're gonna win the league

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This is going to be labelled as a 'good win' but this has been absolute bile.

Smalling > Rooney in the box.

[Manc]

Papering over the cracks. Woy. :cool:

[Spikey M]

And out of it.

EDIT: Out the way, Seany babes.

[Reg]

William, not Ricardo.
Ah :D

Another win. We are the best.

[Foe]

The William carvalho pass was beautiful. Professional footballer indeed.

[Bartholomert]

Well I start work tomorrow in Paris. No idea what to expect, hopefully there are some soft 7s in the office to keep things interesting.

[Magic]

Well I start work tomorrow in Paris. No idea what to expect, hopefully there are some soft 7s in the office to keep things interesting.

I'd happily take another event of Bataclan proportions if it meant you were cut down during it.

[Foe]

Well I start work tomorrow in Paris. No idea what to expect, hopefully there are some soft 7s in the office to keep things interesting.

Who the fuck starts on a Friday?

[Bartholomert]

Who the fuck starts on a Friday?

I was supposed to start June 1st (for whatever administrative reason) but then the guy in charge of my department had an emergency business trip and emailed me to delay coming in until Friday. So I've spent the last two days in my flat in Paris, playing FM15 all day in my underwear aside from going to the gym for an hour. It's been glorious.


I'd happily take another event of Bataclan proportions if it meant you were cut down during it.

No idea what this means.

[Pepe]

Enjoy the riots.