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Baz
18-05-2016, 03:17 PM
http://cdn-04.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/article34719502.ece/c09dc/AUTOCROP/w620/Liverpool-Sevilla-final.jpg

Kickoff at 7:45PM
Coverage starts on BT Sport Europe from 6.30pm.

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I was speaking to an Evertonian today, who wanted Liverpool to win. CL football next season. :drool: It's happening.

Magic
18-05-2016, 03:19 PM
Funny how this competition was relegated to below the League 2 play-off final until a (TOP FOUR) English team does relatively well in it. Even when Boro managed to get to the final nobody really cared.

Giggles
18-05-2016, 03:22 PM
Funny how this competition was relegated to below the League 2 play-off final until a (TOP FOUR) English team does relatively well in it. Even when Boro managed to get to the final nobody really cared.

It's only since this shower ended up in it. It was the biggest thing ever in 2001 too.

Avoiding like the plague.

Magic
18-05-2016, 03:22 PM
Remember when it was on Channel 5? Colin Murray presenting. :sick:

The coverage has been miles better on BTS I'll give them that, it actually does encourage you to watch it.

Manc
18-05-2016, 04:21 PM
Konoplyanka is a doubt. Mon!

Waffdon
18-05-2016, 04:21 PM
All over the Europa machine that is Sevilla.

Max Power
18-05-2016, 04:23 PM
Seville on pens

Mike
18-05-2016, 04:33 PM
A spot in the CL final makes this final matter. It's a great addition to it.

Hopeful for a Liverpool win.

Reg
18-05-2016, 04:34 PM
This was quite nice since I haven't watched Sevilla this year: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/18/europa-league-final-sevilla-player-guide

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 04:36 PM
Sevilla in 90, 2-1.

niko_cee
18-05-2016, 04:36 PM
Every other team (2) I have wanted to win a game this week has failed so not overwhelming confident for this, even though I'm fairly sure Sevilla are wank.

SvN
18-05-2016, 04:42 PM
3-1 Sevilla is what my money is on.

Magic
18-05-2016, 04:43 PM
2-2, 3-2 AET to Liverpool. #JFT96

John
18-05-2016, 04:51 PM
This was quite nice since I haven't watched Sevilla this year: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/18/europa-league-final-sevilla-player-guide

I reckon I could have written a more informative guide to their first team than that. What exactly is 'scored a good goal the other week' telling you about their right back?

If Krychowiak and Banega turn up they'll win.

Reg
18-05-2016, 04:52 PM
Feel free.

Magic
18-05-2016, 04:55 PM
Let's hope Sevilla play that small, pacey striker Lorente.

CJay
18-05-2016, 05:11 PM
I reckon I could have written a more informative guide to their first team than that. What exactly is 'scored a good goal the other week' telling you about their right back?.

I find Sid Lowe to a fairly poor writer. Too many of his sentences are like this. Really short. And punchy. As if he's trying to be dramatic.

And yeah, that's a terrible player-by-player guide. The Daily Star did as good a job today.

Reg
18-05-2016, 05:14 PM
I like those dramatic articles. When he's good he's really good. Very knowledgeable, too.

John
18-05-2016, 05:19 PM
I find Sid Lowe to a fairly poor writer. Too many of his sentences are like this. Really short. And punchy. As if he's trying to be dramatic.

And yeah, that's a terrible player-by-player guide. The Daily Star did as good a job today.

He's shit on Football Weekly, my only real exposure to his nonsense.

If I had to guess I'd say he's getting by on having had the good luck to be the man in Spain when 'Barca, mate' kicked into high gear.

Reg
18-05-2016, 05:23 PM
His interviews are also good by the way.

Sevilla sporting director https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/17/sevilla-monchi-liverpool-europa-league-final

Soldado https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/27/villarreal-roberto-soldado-spurs-liverpool-europa-league-semi-final

Lewis
18-05-2016, 05:27 PM
I reckon there is more actual insight here than there is on the Guardian's overrated football portal.

Giggles
18-05-2016, 05:27 PM
He's the only part of Football Weekly that I always skip forward on.

John
18-05-2016, 05:31 PM
I've skipped whole episodes when Fernando Duarte's name has popped up in the introductions.

Giggles
18-05-2016, 05:33 PM
Speaking of bits I normally skip, Second Captains had Marcotti on the other week and he sounded like he could hardly breathe. He must have doubled in size by the sounds of it.

phonics
18-05-2016, 05:35 PM
This was quite nice since I haven't watched Sevilla this year: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/18/europa-league-final-sevilla-player-guide

Could read a million of these and I'd still assume Freddi Kanoute was still totally bossing it for them. What a man.

phonics
18-05-2016, 05:37 PM
Speaking of bits I normally skip, Second Captains had Marcotti on the other week and he sounded like he could hardly breathe. He must have doubled in size by the sounds of it.

I noticed that, he was definitely walking somewhere, to be fair to him I've had to do that before and you could be in the greatest shape of your life but over a mobile while walking you're going to sound like an absolute mouth breather.

Browning
18-05-2016, 05:39 PM
Supposedly Liverpool are lining up with: Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Can, Milner, Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, Sturridge.

Pleb
18-05-2016, 06:04 PM
Funny how 414 is working on my box yet 433 (HD) isn't and I have a HD package :sherlock:

Reg
18-05-2016, 06:06 PM
What's the deal with Sturridge? Does Klopp actively want to play him only sometimes, or is he now permanently half-broken?

niko_cee
18-05-2016, 06:08 PM
He plays him whenever the full strength team is put out (and Origi is injured). I think the view is that he is only now getting anywhere near a decent level of fitness.

Jeet
18-05-2016, 06:12 PM
Bt could have streamed in HD....

niko_cee
18-05-2016, 06:15 PM
I'd assumed this would be an 8.05 kick off like the rest of the (civilised) Europa League evening schedule.

Magic
18-05-2016, 06:20 PM
What time is KO?

SincereTheRebel
18-05-2016, 06:21 PM
7:44pm

Shindig
18-05-2016, 06:30 PM
Trouble in the Liverpool end earlier. :moop:

John
18-05-2016, 06:41 PM
Do scousers say 'we know that' more than other people, or is it just that their daft accent makes those words sound particularly laughable and it sticks in the mind more when they say it?

P_3
18-05-2016, 06:46 PM
C'mon you Reds. :flex:

Magic
18-05-2016, 06:51 PM
Boring shite so far.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 06:53 PM
The ref is rocking the shit out of those socks.

Magic
18-05-2016, 06:54 PM
https://twitter.com/TheSunFootball/status/733004033661800450

Murderers in fine form.

P_3
18-05-2016, 06:55 PM
Diving Spanish pansies. Fuck off.

Shindig
18-05-2016, 06:58 PM
Can't do owt about that. No penalty. Liverpool are looking dangerous.

Magic
18-05-2016, 06:58 PM
Can't do owt about that. No penalty. Liverpool are looking dangerous.

You on about their fans or the game?

Giggles
18-05-2016, 06:59 PM
https://twitter.com/TheSunFootball/status/733004033661800450

Murderers in fine form.

The Spaniards wouldn't want to get too close to any walls. Filthy tramps.

Bartholomert
18-05-2016, 07:00 PM
I am at the game, Liverpool is doing alright, St Jacobs Park is pretty below average, and them not selling beer is a travesty / probably pretty smart, everyone around me is wasted and one guy just threw up.

Sevilla fans are maybe 1/5th the stadium and making more noise, pretty underwhelming from the 'legendary' Liverpool fans.

John
18-05-2016, 07:03 PM
Liverpool have fans in every section of the ground other than the Sevilla section. Well fuck me, there's a revelation.

John
18-05-2016, 07:05 PM
Diving Spanish pansies. Fuck off.

You're even after that from Milner.

Shindig
18-05-2016, 07:05 PM
Owen Hargreaves' broadcasting voice freaks me out.

Browning
18-05-2016, 07:16 PM
"Lovren knew he had to win that tackle... if he doesn't it's a foul."

Thanks for that.

This game has been crap so far.

John
18-05-2016, 07:16 PM
Adil Rami must be hiding a second career as Fabricio Werdum.

Lee
18-05-2016, 07:20 PM
That's quality.

Browning
18-05-2016, 07:20 PM
Lovely goal.

Boydy
18-05-2016, 07:21 PM
What a finish. :drool:

John
18-05-2016, 07:21 PM
Stonking finish. Lol at both the Spanish kid trying to get over the fence at Sturridge and the scouse twat doing an Exorcist at the camera though. That's the real entertainment.

Magic
18-05-2016, 07:21 PM
Have Villa really just been taken over by a Chinese billionaire?

Fuck my life.

Browning
18-05-2016, 07:25 PM
Well he's undone his hard work there.

Shindig
18-05-2016, 07:27 PM
I'd have still chalked that off if he didn't go for it. I hate this active bullshit. Lovely pressure from Liverpool, so far.

Pen
18-05-2016, 07:29 PM
Hope Sevilla can still turn this around, but Liverpool have looked much better so far.

John
18-05-2016, 07:29 PM
The Sevilla left back has been absolutely tragic, though their system does leave him seriously exposed. They seem to have pushed Krychowiak a bit wider for now, which is sensible.

Browning
18-05-2016, 07:31 PM
This should be more than 1-0. Sevilla have looked woeful.

CJay
18-05-2016, 07:32 PM
What a finish that was from Sturridge. We're putting in a heroic amount of effort with our pressing so far. Lovely stuff.

Magic
18-05-2016, 07:49 PM
:D

Lovely stuff indeed. :drool:

Magic
18-05-2016, 07:49 PM
Tale of two left backs tonight. Absolute shite the pair of them.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 07:49 PM
:harold:

Browning
18-05-2016, 07:50 PM
Fucking hell Liverpool.

Magic
18-05-2016, 07:51 PM
Holy shit Toure.

Lewis
18-05-2016, 07:52 PM
This has got Mignolet penalty heroics written all over it.

Reg
18-05-2016, 07:53 PM
Two centre backs were just ball watching. Nice goal from Sevilla's point of view.

Bartholomert
18-05-2016, 07:56 PM
Lol. English supporters might actually be the worst, drunk and obnoxious, yet totally silent, low energy and incapable of supporting the team unless things are going their way.

Magic
18-05-2016, 07:57 PM
Let's hope they smash your fat face in.

Pen
18-05-2016, 07:57 PM
Apparently Liverpool and Sevilla fans have managed to engage in some fisticuffs inside the stadium after they found themselves in the same part of the stadium. Didn't look like much though from the clip I saw.

Shindig
18-05-2016, 07:58 PM
At least they aren't armed, mert.

Yeldoow
18-05-2016, 07:58 PM
Toure's really showing up Moreno and Lovren.

Boydy
18-05-2016, 08:00 PM
Let's hope they smash your fat face in.

:lol:

Boydy
18-05-2016, 08:04 PM
Get Moreno off to fuck.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:05 PM
Klopp's pressing plan hasn't worked and now they're out of ideas and on the back foot.

#clueless

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 08:07 PM
Coke :cool:

Lewis
18-05-2016, 08:07 PM
That is one of the better final goals of recent years.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:07 PM
Oh shit. :drool:

Boydy
18-05-2016, 08:07 PM
How did they get so good for this half? They shite in the first half.

Reg
18-05-2016, 08:09 PM
Lovely goal. How has this team not won away from home all season? Bizarre stuff.

Kikó
18-05-2016, 08:09 PM
Liverpool :)

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:09 PM
How did they get so good for this half? They shite in the first half.

Alright Diljeet.

Bartholomert
18-05-2016, 08:11 PM
That was unreal, Liverpool look demoralized body language wise

John
18-05-2016, 08:11 PM
How did they get so good for this half? They shite in the first half.

Ever Banega got into the game. He absolutely runs the show for them.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:12 PM
:harold:

John
18-05-2016, 08:12 PM
This is a stunning collapse.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 08:12 PM
:harold:

What a second half this has been.

Browning
18-05-2016, 08:13 PM
This is a massacre.

Reg
18-05-2016, 08:14 PM
Milner thought it was offside. He's literally jogging back as the shot goes in.

Yeldoow
18-05-2016, 08:14 PM
What the fuck was that?

He's not going to be offside when Coutinho played to him.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:15 PM
THE LINESMAN HAD HIS FLAG UP EH EH URETBHDY.

Yeah? Perfectly fine goal Owen, you...boring, boring shite.

Lewis
18-05-2016, 08:15 PM
They just look knackered. Press, press, press, press... Not over a full English season, mate.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:17 PM
Back to being a small time, insignificant competition for Ukranian and Russian backwater clubs.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:17 PM
KOLO HAS BEEN IMMENSE TONIGHT.

Expect his shite defending for the goals.

Cheers, Owen.

CJay
18-05-2016, 08:20 PM
We've been so bad in this half. Literally gifted them their 3 goals. Embarrassing performance.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:21 PM
Can we change the thread title?

P_3
18-05-2016, 08:21 PM
Bit of a fucking implosion there. 15 minutes to grab two goals. :uhoh:

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:23 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ciwpka-WsAELjde.jpg

Shindig
18-05-2016, 08:24 PM
<after Origi loses the ball easily>
"Liverpool need more of that."

Owen, man. Go into property management or something.

John
18-05-2016, 08:25 PM
The only way the shape of his hand makes sense there is if there's a bat or bottle been cropped out.

SvN
18-05-2016, 08:28 PM
3-1 Sevilla is what my money is on.

Cashed out because I can see Sevilla nicking a fourth.

John
18-05-2016, 08:30 PM
Sturridge didn't look like he wanted to get to that ball.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:31 PM
Gamiero = James Hurley from twin peaks?

SincereTheRebel
18-05-2016, 08:31 PM
Why are gameiro's arms so short?

Vim
18-05-2016, 08:32 PM
"Offside maybe only by an arm".

Commentators that don't know the game piss me off. American, of course.

Boydy
18-05-2016, 08:32 PM
Sturridge didn't look like he wanted to get to that ball.

Yeah. I think he's just knackered.

Baz
18-05-2016, 08:32 PM
Thread title spoiled it.

Disco
18-05-2016, 08:33 PM
Gamiero = James Hurley from twin peaks?

Not enough bogbrush hair.

Twin Peaks though. :cool:

Luke Emia
18-05-2016, 08:34 PM
I never thought I'd hanker after the days of Glen Johnson. But tonight has been a special night.

P_3
18-05-2016, 08:34 PM
Oh well lads, there's always next year. Oh, wait.

John
18-05-2016, 08:35 PM
Moreno is an absolute joke of a footballer. Bet he's out with all his old Sevilla mates tonight.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:35 PM
Not enough bogbrush hair.

Twin Peaks though. :cool:

Better than any of John's comparisons.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 08:37 PM
The tears :drool:

Shindig
18-05-2016, 08:37 PM
Sorry, crying scousers are hilarious. :D

John
18-05-2016, 08:38 PM
Better than any of John's comparisons.

Excuse me, dicknut. James and Toby as Pinky and The Brain has never been bettered and that was about six years ago.

Kikó
18-05-2016, 08:38 PM
Spain dominating Europe again.

Pepe
18-05-2016, 08:39 PM
Did they bottle it? :harold:

Lewis
18-05-2016, 08:39 PM
lol

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:39 PM
Klopp's been exposed.

Jeet
18-05-2016, 08:40 PM
Time to sell Sturridge please to Arsenal

CJay
18-05-2016, 08:40 PM
That was terrible. At least we have less games next season.

GS
18-05-2016, 08:41 PM
We deserved to lose that. Not that being in the CL wouldn't have been great, but THE EUROPEAN RUN has masked one or two fairly fundamental deficiencies in our team. Like not having particularly good players in certain positions. Klopp is a top, TOP manager though, so I think we'll do well over the next two or three years assuming we avoid some sort of implosion.

I like Moreno, for instance, but the lad simply can't defend and has the positional understanding of a vegetable patch. Fuck him off.

Boydy
18-05-2016, 08:41 PM
Moreno is an absolute joke of a footballer. Bet he's out with all his old Sevilla mates tonight.

He used to be decent going forward but he doesn't even seem to be any good at that now. He's a fucking dogshit defender.

Jimmy Floyd
18-05-2016, 08:42 PM
Come on chaps. One does not simply beat Sevilla in the Europa League.

Pen
18-05-2016, 08:43 PM
What's with the Puerta memorial shirts? (I'm not sure its him, but the commentator said so) Do Sevilla wear them every year they win the Europa League?

edit: Might be a ten year anniversary thing from his first UEFA-cup win.

John
18-05-2016, 08:44 PM
He used to be decent going forward but he doesn't even seem to be any good at that now. He's a fucking dogshit defender.

He's been responsible for some of the worst top level defending I've ever seen. The one tonight where he just toddled off into the middle and let Gameiro in at the back post should have seen him immediately catapulted out of the stadium.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:44 PM
Who the fuck was that taking a selfie with Coutinho? :D

Baz
18-05-2016, 08:46 PM
Mert.

Boydy
18-05-2016, 08:46 PM
Who the fuck was that taking a selfie with Coutinho? :D

:D

I was wondering that.

Waffdon
18-05-2016, 08:46 PM
Cashed out because I can see Sevilla nicking a fourth.

http://imgur.com/WCazI0h

Shame I only put £2.50 on ffs

GS
18-05-2016, 08:47 PM
He's been responsible for some of the worst top level defending I've ever seen. The one tonight where he just toddled off into the middle and let Gameiro in at the back post should have seen him immediately catapulted out of the stadium.

It was poor defending, including the original clearance, but in fairness Sevilla were never going to be as shit in the second half as they were in the first. We just didn't cope when they upped their game.

Magic
18-05-2016, 08:52 PM
https://twitter.com/WillSmiith_/status/733036612939091968

More weirdly why does his Adam's Apple look like a pair of lips?

Manc
18-05-2016, 08:55 PM
Credit where credits due. That second goal was pants wetting.

John
18-05-2016, 08:57 PM
It was poor defending, including the original clearance, but in fairness Sevilla were never going to be as shit in the second half as they were in the first. We just didn't cope when they upped their game.

Not that one, the one where he just wandered off into an area of space where there was literally no way he could impact the game while Gameiro pulled onto the back post and almost scored. He was shit for the first goal too, and another eight or nine times aside from those, but the one I'm on about was comfortably the worst.

Mellberg
18-05-2016, 08:58 PM
Lol. English supporters might actually be the worst, drunk and obnoxious, yet totally silent, low energy and incapable of supporting the team unless things are going their way.

In all fairness the Liverpool fans were amazing at Istanbul (that's in Turkey btw) and can take some credit for pushing this very team on from 3-0 down.

GS
18-05-2016, 08:58 PM
Not that one, the one where he just wandered off into an area of space where there was literally no way he could impact the game while Gameiro pulled onto the back post and almost scored. He was shit for the first goal too, and another eight or nine times aside from those, but the one I'm on about was comfortably the worst.

Aye, that was appalling too. If we're not going to sell him, we should convert him into a winger and let him run about it. Like a very shit version of Gareth Bale. But the lad simply cannot be allowed to take his place in the back four again.

CJay
18-05-2016, 08:58 PM
Is there a stat for tackles missed? We were awful in that regard.

John
18-05-2016, 09:04 PM
Aye, that was appalling too. If we're not going to sell him, we should convert him into a winger and let him run about it. Like a very shit version of Gareth Bale. But the lad simply cannot be allowed to take his place in the back four again.

He isn't good enough going forward to play as a proper winger. He was always 'good for a full back' in attacking areas, rather than genuinely good. He'd need to be a very shit version of Roberto Carlos, but he's just too poor defensively for that.

Klopp will bin him. His full backs at Dortmund were far from spectacular, but they were dependable types who'd do their job.

Jeet
18-05-2016, 09:09 PM
Like how BT keep rubbing in that it's a DOUBLE blow with no CL football to everyone they interview.

Giggles
18-05-2016, 09:12 PM
Hopefully this will drop the potential transfers down a notch or two.

Adramelch
18-05-2016, 09:16 PM
Spain dominating Europe again.

Third year in a row that both competitions go to a spanish team. Pretty insane.

Luke Emia
18-05-2016, 09:21 PM
I thought Klopp was a bit slow to react he's normally pretty ruthless. He probably should have took Moreno off after the first 10 minutes of the second half and bunged Milner to right back and Clyne to left back because you just cannot carry someone who is defensively that bad. I just have no idea what he was doing with the initial header for the first goal? How can you be that far out of position from kick off? But then to compound it with the challenge was something else.

It didn't win Sevilla the game but when you do something like that after working hard to get an advantage I think it just destroys the confidence in the team. Another example this season would have been the Arsenal game at home. We would work hard to score and then literally chuck one in the back of our own net and for us to improve that's got to stop very quickly.

Luke Emia
18-05-2016, 09:23 PM
He isn't good enough going forward to play as a proper winger. He was always 'good for a full back' in attacking areas, rather than genuinely good. He'd need to be a very shit version of Roberto Carlos, but he's just too poor defensively for that.

Klopp will bin him. His full backs at Dortmund were far from spectacular, but they were dependable types who'd do their job.

I think that's the thing he needs to be gone basically we need another Clyne. He's not brilliant but he's also not going to cost your 5-10 goals a season by basically being useless.

Giggles
18-05-2016, 09:28 PM
Moreno's Wiki :D


His best performance for Sevilla came in the UEFA cup final in 2016.

Boydy
18-05-2016, 09:34 PM
:D

Boydy
18-05-2016, 09:35 PM
Where's Flanagan at? He was back recently, wasn't he? At least he can tackle.

Mellberg
18-05-2016, 09:36 PM
Third year in a row that both competitions go to a spanish team. Pretty insane.

I doubt that's ever happened before.

Serj
18-05-2016, 09:43 PM
That was piss poor from Liverpool. Even in the first half when they were overall the better side they had big problems just keeping control of the ball in midfield.

Moreno (obviously), Can and Coutinho were absolutely woeful.

Adramelch
18-05-2016, 09:44 PM
I doubt that's ever happened before.

In the most biased statistic ever, they've won 13 cups in the last 11 years. 7 out of 11 in UEFA/Europa League and 6 out of 11 in Champions League.

Kikó
18-05-2016, 10:01 PM
Seville have won more European trophies in the last ten or so years then united have in their history. Staggering.

Lewis
18-05-2016, 10:03 PM
So why haven't the time-wasting bastards pushed on?

Giggles
18-05-2016, 10:03 PM
So why haven't the time-wasting bastards pushed on?

They sell for big profit.

Magic
18-05-2016, 10:04 PM
Seville have won more European trophies in the last ten or so years then united have in their history. Staggering.

FC United m8?

Mellberg
18-05-2016, 10:17 PM
Have Villa really just been taken over by a Chinese billionaire?

Fuck my life.

Gut says he's a blag artist. I think we're in serious, serious trouble.

Kikó
18-05-2016, 10:18 PM
So why haven't the time-wasting bastards pushed on?

United?

Mellberg
18-05-2016, 10:26 PM
This man ran our club for a decade:


In spite of my personal affection for reading history I have come to trust the future more than the past. And when I refer to the 'past,' I do so lightly and lightheartedly. I refer to recent accounts - mostly in the press regarding the sale of the Club, that are so many miles from accuracy or truth that I can only assume that they too were written by people whose tongues were firmly embedded in their respective cheeks. It is football after all.

As I've said, it was my hope that ownership and custodianship of the Club would have been transferred some years ago when I knew that personal and professional matters made it impossible for me to contribute the time I did in my first five years with the Club. Time and immersion that is crucial to any formula for success. Still, fates are fickle in football so that we could claw back to safety last season, end up at Wembley at a Cup Final sitting amongst old friends!, and then spend the 2015/16 campaign at Bannockburn!

As I expect this to be my last message to supporters through the Villa website I thought it worth reiterating that my approach from the beginning, consistent with my longstanding affection for The Trinity, was in three parts: Villa Park infrastructure, Bodymoor Heath infrastructure and the Villa squad. I have a sneaking suspicion that my best chance of any tolerable memories in this regard will lie with the father and son of this trinity…! In the end, however, so many wonderful young players came through Villa during my time and it is to them and supporters alike whom I am indebted. Also, of course, I wish - without mentioning names, to say thank you to countless people with whom I worked at Villa Park and BMH who have touched me personally and from whom I have learned so much.

Finally, being conscious of the popular and dark pastime of wondering aloud how much was spent, or lost, I should like to think that I 'left behind' value which will hopefully endure and benefit this beloved old Club. In being sadly more than tone deaf, I'll not weakly risk trying to sound any positive notes. But what I will say is that if spending to restore and preserve the wonderful Jacobean Holte Hotel at the southern tip of the Ground, or researching and adding the Holte End mosaic as a nostalgic nod to that wonderful Leitch Stand of our past, add to the tally of personal losses then I can offer no counter argument other than to say I would do the same all over!

It is here that the agreement I wish to announce with Tony Xia ties into my short narrative: Tony has built his career around infrastructure. He is certainly a hugely successful businessman but importantly for me he is passionate about architecture, site design and planning. His commitment to invest in the squad, and leadership at Bodymoor Heath was expressed early on but as we visited together, and had some unrushed time to discuss his plans, Tony's excitement to develop Villa Park shone through. I remain convinced that this is a crucial part of the Club's future as it provides a critical, long-term second source of revenue and therefore sustainability for the Club from which squad-funding can potentially come.

It is with that that I want to say thank you, and to wish Tony every success going forward.

No wonder we're fucked. And now I suspect he's sold us to a shyster. Cheers Randy, you fucking tit.

Mellberg
18-05-2016, 10:28 PM
He actually thinks he's William Shakespeare.

Smiffy
18-05-2016, 11:33 PM
.....

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 11:36 PM
:harold:

Was wondering how long it would take.

Smiffy
18-05-2016, 11:41 PM
.....

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-05-2016, 11:45 PM
We're going to get bummed in a cup final too, mate.

Spoonsky
19-05-2016, 01:29 AM
For fuck's sake :(

Alberto Moreno's Liverpool career makes more sense when you realize he's been a Sevilla double agent all along. Genuinely hateful player. Fuck Spain as a country.

phonics
19-05-2016, 07:44 AM
He's crap.

SvN
19-05-2016, 08:52 AM
The fact that Klopp has done in six months something that lvg hasn't been able to achieve in 2 years plus £300m+ suggests we'll be the ones smiling in the long term.

Plenty to look forward to.


That number gets bigger with every post.

Lewis
19-05-2016, 10:01 AM
Why do United never get the benefit of net spend? Under that measure 'LvG' has spent £160 million, which is nothing when you consider that he has turned the entire squad over.

Boydy
19-05-2016, 11:56 AM
But Fellaini's still playing.

Davgooner
19-05-2016, 12:08 PM
No wonder we're fucked. And now I suspect he's sold us to a shyster. Cheers Randy, you fucking tit.

Genuinely mental, that.

phonics
19-05-2016, 12:12 PM
When all those Chinese businessmen are being forced into buying stuff for the Chinese Super League by the Communist Party, you can tell that whoever Villa have ended up with is more than likely a total crook.

Lewis
19-05-2016, 01:26 PM
But Fellaini's still playing.

Exactly. They still haven't spent enough. They're in that weird comedown phase, like when Real Madrid signed Thomas Gravesen, but nobody writing about these things has any memory or perspective, so you just get whinges about spending.

Jeet
19-05-2016, 03:25 PM
Moreno last night was just LAMBERLEBABA JEFF!

P_3
19-05-2016, 03:29 PM
Should fuck him off and stick with "Flanno" as a "Dave" clone.

Manc
19-05-2016, 04:17 PM
Gomez will run Moreno out of the side next season.

Giggles
19-05-2016, 04:34 PM
Ginola's had a heart attack.

Reg
19-05-2016, 04:36 PM
But Fellaini's still playing.

Exactly. They still haven't spent enough.
He'd still play him with another hundred or two million spent. He's probably ahead of Mata in the pecking order...

Boydy
19-05-2016, 04:52 PM
Moreno last night was just LAMBERLEBABA JEFF!

What?

Ian
19-05-2016, 04:59 PM
Pardew says of winning the FA Cup: "As an English manager I'm coming closer than anyone for a long time."

He's got a good point. I mean, since an Englishman last managed a side to the FA Cup final it's been........... Christ, by the time the game is played on Saturday it will have been nearly 12 months.

Giggles
19-05-2016, 05:00 PM
Who was in the final last year?

Ian
19-05-2016, 05:01 PM
Tactics Tim.

And looking at it, Bruce was in the final the year before.

God, imagine his sickening face if we lose. :sick:

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-05-2016, 05:02 PM
Sherwood.

Giggles
19-05-2016, 05:04 PM
Jesus it seems longer ago than that. I was manky drunk by the time it kicked off though.

Lewis
19-05-2016, 05:59 PM
He'd still play him with another hundred or two million spent. He's probably ahead of Mata in the pecking order...

He deserves to be as well.

Reg
19-05-2016, 06:04 PM
You're beginning to sound like van Gaal's agent.

Lewis
19-05-2016, 06:04 PM
This (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36335384) sounds good on the twenty teams thing, but we need another division like we need bumming. It would be a perfect opportunity to bring the other British leagues into the fold as well, since it will presumably depend on mass relegations the year going into it (seven down? four down and none up?).

Lewis
19-05-2016, 06:24 PM
They should both be sold in the summer, but Fellainimania was all down to him playing as a number ten (or his own version of the position), where as Mata has probably had two good games for United. Yes, he tends to be played out of position; but he has been crap even when things are meant to be going through him.

Lewis
19-05-2016, 07:34 PM
For all you cynics questioning this Chinaman who owns Villa, have a read of his big plans (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/19/tony-xia-revamp-aston-villa-top-three-world-owner). 'My ambition is to bring Villa to the top six in less than five years and I hope it can be [one of] the top three in the world – even the best well known in the world – in less than 10 years'. So yeah. Have that.

Magic
19-05-2016, 07:43 PM
For all you cynics questioning this Chinaman who owns Villa, have a read of his big plans (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/19/tony-xia-revamp-aston-villa-top-three-world-owner). 'My ambition is to bring Villa to the top six in less than five years and I hope it can be [one of] the top three in the world – even the best well known in the world – in less than 10 years'. So yeah. Have that.

Let's hope he's mentally ill.

Magic
19-05-2016, 07:50 PM
This Falkirk Killie game is rancid.

Giggles
19-05-2016, 07:54 PM
This Falkirk Killie game is rancid.

Are you really surprised?

Magic
19-05-2016, 07:59 PM
No but the Falkirk Hibs games were exciting so...

Magic
19-05-2016, 08:10 PM
Also lol at the final being two legs. Chris Sutton is miles better than Hargreaves and Owen.

Magic
19-05-2016, 08:31 PM
Just watching the 05 CL final again. That Liverpool team. :harold:

How the fuck did Milan bottle it?

Magic
19-05-2016, 08:34 PM
So I turned it off on 88 minutes and Falkirk have just scored...

Cheers MJ.

Pepe
19-05-2016, 08:38 PM
So I turned it off on 88 minutes and Falkirk have just scored...

Cheers MJ.

How do you know? :sherlock:

Magic
19-05-2016, 08:40 PM
How do you know? :sherlock:

Saw it on FB.

Pepe
19-05-2016, 08:42 PM
I'm not buying it.

Magic
19-05-2016, 08:45 PM
Jon Dahl Tomason. :sick:

Lewis
20-05-2016, 04:14 PM
Let's hope he's mentally ill.

That (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/20/aston-villa-tony-jiantong-xia-villa-park) didn't take long:


One of the things we have thought about is using the Lotus Health (his health food business) name to rebrand Villa Park. Villa Park is a very historical stadium, so we will not simply and callously destroy a club’s history. We want to use Villa’s history and its substantial fan base around the world to also promote Lotus Health products and services globally. The ideal scenario would be for fans to enjoy Lotus Health products at Lotus Villa Park, it would be a great advert for both brands.

I bet Zimidy is stocking up as we speak.

Pepe
20-05-2016, 04:18 PM
Win-win right there. Everybody wins!

Curious about that substantial fanbase around the world.

Disco
20-05-2016, 04:45 PM
Fantastic atmosphere today in the newly re-named Powdered Tiger Willy Stand.

Raoul Duke
20-05-2016, 04:53 PM
This is more mental:


My ambition is to bring Villa to the top six in less than five years and I hope it can be [one of] the top three in the world – even the best well known in the world – in less than 10 years,” Xia said in one of his first interviews since the deal became public.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/19/tony-xia-revamp-aston-villa-top-three-world-owner

:henn0rz:

Baz
20-05-2016, 04:58 PM
Why the disbelief in this Villa takeover?

LOL if he thinks everyone will associate the word Lotus with his whatever food brand.

bruhnaldo
20-05-2016, 05:04 PM
I was just going to say... Lotus being a British car company and all.