Euro 2016

[Shindig]

'Mustard gas all in my eyes'

Yes Stan.

Stan, you don't need to record any of this or even commentate on it. We can see it.

[Kikó]

Also seems the French have fucked up the policing big time. Hope everyone out there has a safe night. The snidey cunts will be looking to pick anyone off they can.

Dave that is French policing. I remember being tear gassed in Lille in 07 for no reason. They love it.

[Magic]

Good to see Europe in harmony.

[Davgooner]

I meant more the fact there were no police in the ground. Seemed to be a thin line of volunteer stewards holding back two set of fans who have been going after each other for two days.

A group of PSG have now apparently turned up to have it with Marseille. Full on shambles.

[Kikó]

https://youtu.be/IZxXrjC_65I

Russians organised and ruthless. England only with banter and getting skittled.

[Davgooner]

They're fucking nutters, fair play. No chance for a load of pissed up England. Some of the photos I've seen it looks like they're being charged by a horde of UFC fighters.

[Magic]

Is it true they were wearing gloves and gum sheilds? :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was sort of not concentrating on the game, but I thought we were well worth the win and Russia were bollocks.

[Vim]

I'd ban all Russian and Balkan fans from ever attending games. It's always them, it's not a coincidence.

[Bam]

I'd ban all Russian and Balkan fans from ever attending games. It's always them, it's not a coincidence.

Bit of a problem when the next Euro is in Russia.

[Bam]

And wtf is Henry going on about the idiot.

[Davgooner]

Is it true they were wearing gloves and gum sheilds? :D

Yes. Seen some photos of geezers with hands wrapped up as well. :D

[Kikó]

UFC ruskies against WKD Doncaster.

[Samadini]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/976/cpsprodpb/14055/production/_89950028_violence_getty.jpg

The size of the bloke in hot pants.

[Davgooner]

Don't worry lads. We've got three cars going over Wednesday which will tip the balance. EIE.

:gs:

[Magic]

The state of the clearly foreign exchange psychology students volunteering as stewards.

[Max Power]

As long as we keep our banter that's all that matters

[Smiffy]

.....

[Jimmy Floyd]

Once Russia are thrown out you'll definitely be through.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Andy]

I thought England where really good. Best we've played under Hodgson. The worry is we will always need to score twice.

I think Hodgson made a mistake with the substitutions. We would have been better off if we had brought Vardy and Sturridge on for Sterling and Kane. Sterling wasn't very effective and Kane was knackered. Instead we sat back and invited pressure with no out ball which led to the goal. With Vardy and Sturridge as an out ball Russia wouldn't have been able to pen us back and if they did still push on you'd fancy our chances on the break.

Looking forward to the Wales game, hopefully stick with the same shape and line up. Really important that Sterling and Lallana utilise the space behind the Wales wing backs.

[Lee]

Bale will love the space left behind our full backs though.

I still think we have a good chance of winning the group. We'll be favourites for both remaining group games. But yesterday's result was down to Hodgson being a tactical retard. I'm all aboard the Big Sam train now.

[ItalAussie]

Why aren't Russia a better side than they are?

Just based on population alone, they should be up with the top sides in Europe. And it's not like football is unpopular there, either.

[The Merse]

They're isolationists in a global game these days. Russian league standard has stagnated for years and less and less Russian players leave as despite that standard, the wages for Russian internationals in their home country are very competitive. Little doubt the experiences of the likes of Arshavin and Pavlyuchenko would put a few off too.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Glenn Hoddle attempting to say 'Berezutski' twice and failing before calling him 'The Russian defender' was great there.

I'm surprised that none of these ITV pundits have criticised Sterling or Hodgson's substitutions.

[Lee]

Bilic is superb.

[Byron]

What's he saying? I'm out at the moment.

[Bernanke]

Really excited for this one.

[phonics]

Second what Lee's saying, excellent punditry.

[Mike]

Bilic is way to good for ITV. He seems to know what he's on about.

[Lee]

What's he saying? I'm out at the moment.

He's just well-researched and knowledgeable without appearing to be up his own arse about his football-knowledge superiority when explaining things. He was good at breaking down where England fucked up with Russia's goal and it was funny watching Hoddle sit back bewildered when Bilic seemed to know some stuff about Turkish players. He has even taken notes on. :cool:

[Manc]

Proper Euro match this. Goals please.

[Lee]

Proper Euro match this. Goals please.

This should be the best one yet. Today should be the best day yet, actually. Really looking forward to tomorrow too. Tournament summers are fucking ace.

[Ian]

:rosebud: Wales top of the group. We're basically through.

You'll beat us, so yeah.

I'm not sure what I'd do with Kane / Vardy next game. I don't really want to stick Vardy on the wing as part of my proposed theory of having Sterling trusted with nothing more than carrying the bottles of Lucozade but dropping Kane after one tournament game feels a bit harsh as well. I was pleasantly surprised by Walker and thought Rose was decent. There's probably not much to be done with the defence, for better or worse, so it's really just working out the issues of the front line. Lallana was lively and pressed well but muffed every decent opportunity that came his way, Sterling was a cowardly waste of space and we couldn't get Kane into the game. If Vardy's there you'd think he stretches things and helps find more room for 'Arry.

Tasty atmosphere in this Turkey/Croatia game.

[Lee]

FFS they've had to balance Bilic being great by allowing the return of Andy Townsend.

[igor_balis]

There's gonna be reds. Also, if Croatia score early I think they could walk it - Turkey look fragile as fuck.

[Andy]

Id leave the starting 11 as it is for Wales. But if Sterling isn't up to it in the first half bring on Vardy.

[Lee]

We still ought to be beating Wales and Slovakia to top the group.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sterling should be nowhere near the pitch after his performance.

[Mike]

Just been looking for the best way of streaming the football in work tomorrow, of course TVCatchup will be my first option, but I needed a backup in case its blocked. The ITV site makes you sign up! Shoddy really. Still, I'm all set.

Spent Friday hinting to the Y5 and Y6 boys about the England game Thursday, hopefully they bug the head enough that they let us all watch it in the hall on the HUGE screen. We watched England play in a World Cup a few years ago, but there's been no mention this year.

I've even planned a load of work around the Euros so I have my ready made reason as to why I'm streaming it on a school laptop :cool2:

[ItalAussie]

Croatia: Good at crossing. Not good at scoring from crosses.

[Manc]

Should have scored.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dirty Turks.

He should join the ultras.

[igor_balis]

Tosun will get a second yellow for dissent at some point, calling it now.

[Manc]

Corluka looking like a burns victim.

[Bernanke]

Fucking hell these elbows.

[Lee]

This is shit.

[Ian]

We still ought to be beating Wales and Slovakia to top the group.

Must be twenty-odd tournament games England ought to have won but haven't in my lifetime. If we play as we did yesterday but do it like a proper team and not a load of bottling gimps we can still get 7 points.

I'd be delighted to be proven a grumpy pessimist but I'll believe it when I see it.

[Vim]

This is shit.

Did you expect Croatia-Turkey to be a high quality game? I'm surprised only one player is bleeding so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a fucking screamer that was.

[Mike]

Alright goal that.

[Trancemeister]

Holy shit what a volley

[Manc]

Shit. :drool:

[7om]

Fucking hell :drool:

[Vim]

I'm bleeding my mind is blown.

[ItalAussie]

That was a fantastic piece of timing.

[Waffdon]

He's classy as fuck, him.

[igor_balis]

Bosh. Croatia to win 3-0, Turkey to finish with 9 players.

[Boydy]

Bosh. Croatia to win 3-0, Turkey to finish with 9 players.

Sending off on Betfair Exchange is at 5.8

[Raoul Duke]

Beast of a strike from Modric, but the keeper should have got something on that. You can't trust keepers in pink kits.

[Boydy]

Can we have a separate England thread?

They're obviously going to be the most talked about so they probably deserve their own thread.

[igor_balis]

Sending off on Betfair Exchange is at 5.8

I'm too skint, can you put the bet on for me please. Cheers mate.

[Chrissy]

Can we have a separate England thread?

They're obviously going to be the most talked about so they probably deserve their own thread.

Only two games left for them so maybe not.

The scenes abroad are a throwback to the dark days. Bunch of fannies.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sending off on Betfair Exchange is at 5.8

£5 @ 6.6.

The Turks are going to go in meltdown mode next half.

[Boydy]

£5 @ 6.6.

The Turks are going to go in meltdown mode next half.

I had £2 on at 5.8. Another £2 on at 6.4.

Come on Turkey, you dirty bastards, don't let me down.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's nuts how good a hit he gets on that considering how high the ball was.

[Max Power]

I'm basically in love with Slaven Billic

[Boydy]

Only two games left for them so maybe not.


:D

Then there'll still be all the posts about what Roy did wrong.

This might be coming across at anti-English sentiment. It's not. I just what it seemed like it'd be easier.

[Manc]

Fuck off with the goalkeeper criticism!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

More mustard gas for Collymore.

[igor_balis]

These Turks are dirty fucking cunts. Jesus.

[randomlegend]

https://twitter.com/Footy_Fooligans/status/741978404975677441

:D

[Bernanke]

I had £2 on at 5.8. Another £2 on at 6.4.

Come on Turkey, you dirty bastards, don't let me down.

Was gonna go in at 6.4 and then that yellow happened and it dropped to 4.7. :moop:

[Vim]

That's an Iniesta-like run from Rakitic. Some hit as well from Srna.

[Magic]

Shame we didn't have the Serbians in the tournament.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Proper shank from Srna.

[Boydy]

Srna, you dickhead.

[igor_balis]

Hate those needless super slow-motion replays, especially when coupled with a pointless crowd shot and 3 or 4 seconds of missed action.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They had Twitter banter before the game? Jesus.

[Manc]

Typical beta performance from Turkey here.

[ItalAussie]

Croatia should have put it away by now. They've had a couple of fantastic chanes that they've messed up.

If Turkey get anything from this, Croatia only have themselves to blame.

[Max Power]

Croatia played some great stuff at times. They'd look better with a more mobile centre forward though. Kalinic is in the squad I would play him

[Serj]

Turkey's right defender is not having a good day. Perisic always takes the outside and he almost always gets past.

[Serj]

Mor looks like he really doesn't want to be there. :D

[Magic]

Turkey to equalise in the last minute? :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

More fouls you dirty wankers.

[Bernanke]

I'm sitting here with Brozovic, Perisic, Rakitic in my fantasy team and watch them waste chance after chance after chance. Fuck off.

[Serj]

Croatia should really be putting this to bed. Turkey are properly shit. First time I've tipped them to win as well, the bastards.

[igor_balis]

Turkey to equalise in the last minute? :drool:

I wouldn't be surprised with all the chances Croatia have missed.

[ItalAussie]

Croatia look like they're a tall, reliable forward away from being a really good team.

Turkey just never looked like doing anything until they were chasing.

EDIT: Although I realise the folly of saying something like this about Turkey when they're only one goal down and still have injury time to go.

[Vim]

This should've been about 4-0.


Croatia look like they're a tall, reliable forward away from being a really good team.

Mandzukic is tall and reliable, though it seems he might fit Juve's play style better than Croatia's.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mandzukic is a donkey.

[SvN]

Turkey have been abysmal.

[Vim]

That almost looked intentional from the Turkish number 3.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did Mert get raped by some Ultras?

[John]

http://i.imgur.com/kh2yRhJ.png

:D

Give it a rest, Mahow.

[Boydy]

'cheesy chips'

:D


:D

[Bartholomert]

Did Mert get raped by some Ultras?

I was at the game. Absolutely shameful performance, I can't remember the last time I saw Turkey so helpless. Taking Arda out is maybe the most inexplicably damaging substitution I've seen in my life. Fuck this shit.

[Lee]

I was at the game. Absolutely shameful performance, I can't remember the last time I saw Turkey so helpless. Taking Arda out is maybe the most inexplicably damaging substitution I've seen in my life. Fuck this shit.

What were you expecting? Genuine question rather than sniping. Croatia are widely considered to be bloody good, whilst Turkey are expected to be among the worst at the tournament. I put them down for worst performers in our work competition. Nothing I've seen today has changed my view.

[Bartholomert]

What were you expecting? Genuine queation rather than sniping. Croatia are widely considered to be bloody good, whilst Turkey are expected to be among the worst at the tournament. I put them down for worst performers in our work competition. Nothing I've seen today has changed my view.

This, but I was hoping I was mistaken. Turks have a habit of over performing when it comes to big tournaments and one off emotional / nationalism fueled games. Not today.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I was at the game. Absolutely shameful performance, I can't remember the last time I saw Turkey so helpless. Taking Arda out is maybe the most inexplicably damaging substitution I've seen in my life. Fuck this shit.

He wasn't fit though was he? Commentators were mentioning it over here.

Did you witness any troubles at the game?

[Lewis]

If the Russian fans get them kicked out of the tournament, will we be credited with a 3-0 win?

[GS]

UEFA would never have the bollocks to do it.

You couldn't kick them out for fan violence and then pretend it was alright, mate for them to host the next World Cup in two years.

Fucking hell, footballing authorities are such wankers.

[7om]

https://twitter.com/woy/status/741715957161299968

:lol:

[Pepe]

I’ve been called an owl 20 times and counting. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We're going to smash these bastards :drool:

[Lee]

I think Northern Ireland have beaten Wales to the best kit so far.

[Mike]

If the opening 7 minutes are anything to go by, it's going to be action packed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kapustka :cool:

His name translates to little cabbage.

[Magic]

This is going to be a rout.

[John]

I think Northern Ireland have beaten Wales to the best kit so far.

Croatia. :nodd:

[Disco]

Kapustka :cool:

His name translates to little cabbage.

Brussel Sprout.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brussel Sprout.

That's Brukselki.

He's in the youth team.

[John]

Milik has fucking braces. :D

[Waffdon]

Poland should kill for a creative midfielder

[John]

I don't think I've ever heard a commentary team so interested in which way the throw-in should have gone.

[Lee]

Northern Ireland are going to 1-0 this from a set piece.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What control that was from cabbage.

[Disco]

The refereeing has been excellent.

Has it?

[igor_balis]

Milik has fucking braces. :D

Probably not been drinking enough milik (milk). :eyemouth:

[Bartholomert]

Northern Ireland are going to 1-0 this from a set piece.

Put down a cheeky $5 at 4.0 for that reason

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Poland should kill for a creative midfielder

Zielinski and Groscki are alright but they're both on the bench.

One of them (Zielinski) needs to come on soon.

[Serj]

Poland's crosses seem to have no intended target whatsoever.

[P_3]

Is it possible N. Ireland can get to the next round with three 0-0s?

[Bartholomert]

He wasn't fit though was he? Commentators were mentioning it over here.

Did you witness any troubles at the game?

An unfit Arda is still the most creative threat we have...

A few flares / fireworks, some heated drunken 'hold me back' situations before the match but otherwise Turks were far too deflated to make a go of things (as far as I saw). Didn't even get a proper HOOLIGAN snapchat out of it.

[Serj]

Is it possible N. Ireland can get to the next round with three 0-0s?

Yes. Three points can easily get you through as one of the four best third-placed teams.

[Boydy]

Northern Ireland are going to 1-0 this from a set piece.

We're going to Greece the whole tournament. :drool:

[Gray Fox]

Send our new boy Zielinski on.

[Magic]

Dallas. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Now to put them fully to bed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gets in a great position and passes it right to a Northern Irish defender.

Nice one Piszczek.

[John]

'That's punch of the tournament.'

I look forward to that montage.

[Davgooner]

Alcohol ban at all venues and fan parks.

:face:

[Spikey M]

It seems that the only way any of the Norn-Iron games are going to be watchable is if they concede early doors.

[Manc]

:harold:

[Lee]

Northern Ireland are making me go off football.

[Browning]

That was such a draadful free kick from N.Ireland a moment ago.

[Browning]

Not even any Will Grigg. Fucking terrible.

[GS]

We're absolutely shit, but our achievement was qualifying for the tournament.

I don't really care if we shit our way out with three 1-0 defeats - we qualified for a major tournament. :cool:

Ukraine are the worst team (after us) in the group, so hopefully we attack a bit more in that game and try to leave potential qualification down to the German game.

[Bartholomert]

My dad has an interesting take on the Turkey game...

He said that the issue is we're playing too many European born players who are more skillful than the Turkish born players, but much less nationalist. He says that on paper Turkey is simply not good and has never been good, but in the past the players have been very deeply indoctrinated in the love of the country and simply thorough sheer will and refusal to accept defeat, gave superhuman efforts that made up the skills gap...it's somewhat true. If you look at the heroes of Euro 2008 for example, they are all very average players who otherwise had unremarkable careers, but for a few weeks played at a world class level (Semih, Sabri, Emre Asik, Ugur Boral, etc.)...

I'm still so irrationally upset at all this.

[Disco]

If it was as easy as indoctrinating people then everyone would be at it and the next WC final would be The Vatican vs N Korea. I reckon that side was just a better unit with quality in the important places.

[Lee]

Yeah I'm not having that. Turkey have had some very decent sides when they've done well.

[Lee]

We're absolutely shit, but our achievement was qualifying for the tournament.

I don't really care if we shit our way out with three 1-0 defeats - we qualified for a major tournament. :cool:

Ukraine are the worst team (after us) in the group, so hopefully we attack a bit more in that game and try to leave potential qualification down to the German game.

I understand why you set up that way. A single 1-0 win and avoiding getting smashed in the others gives you a chance of getting through. You need to be chucking more balls in the box than that though.

[Bartholomert]

Yeah I'm not having that. Turkey have had some very decent sides when they've done well.

It's been alright sides that have over performed IMO; obviously you still need to have a unique generation of players.

[John]

Most of that 2008 side were still playing their football in Turkey too, so you could just as easily, and just as wrongly, cite that as the reason they were good. Past sides were just better than this one.

That aside, I'd have thought foreign born players who'd been fed romantic notions of the homeland by their Turkish parents without ever having had to actually live in the putrid shithole would have been more kindly disposed to the country than those who'd grown up smelling nothing but drains.

[7om]

Fucking hell :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They'll also never have been offered the chance to sell a sibling.

[Amigo]

Jesus fucking Christ, I can't wait for our game.

[Spoonsky]

I think Northern Ireland have beaten Wales to the best kit so far.

Why do they wear green, isn't that the Republic's color?

The kits have been shit, as well. The multi-colored sleeves are just nonsense.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thomas Mueller is going to go batshit.

Hattrick for him.

[Bernanke]

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/13434728_10153534140057466_2370720035870506206_n.j pg?oh=3bda37659d7525306b27d36ca75c59f1&oe=57C2DCD6

Germans stepping it up in the contest for worst fans.

[Lee]

Jesus fucking Christ, I can't wait for our game.

Are you tomorrow night?

Presumably Reykjavik is going mental for this?

[Lee]

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/13434728_10153534140057466_2370720035870506206_n.j pg?oh=3bda37659d7525306b27d36ca75c59f1&oe=57C2DCD6

Germans stepping it up in the contest for worst fans.

You're not a proper hooligan unless you're topless, sunburnt, and singing songs about WW2 with a pint in your hand.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Are you tomorrow night?

Presumably Reykjavik is going mental for this?

Tuesday.

It's probably going to be an unofficial bank holiday. Well it should be.

[Max Power]

Jens :cool:

[Davgooner]

'We took Crete and the mainland with it. We took Belgium in half a minute.'

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Storm has just knocked my TV out, no signal across the board :(

[Max Power]

Pyatov still plays in goal? Absolute clown.

Think Germany will make a statement tonight, 3-0

[Lee]

http://i63.tinypic.com/25hzpc3.jpg

Sky Sports News on the wind up.

[Bartholomert]

You're not a proper hooligan unless you're topless, sunburnt, and singing songs about WW2 with a pint in your hand.

That's a WWI flag but nevertheless solid 7.6/10 joke.

Also tbh if you don't see the romantic appeal in celebrating the historic triumphs of your people you're a pussy.

[Lee]

That's WWI but nevertheless solid 7.6/10 joke.

I was referring to what England fans sing about, not the fucking imperial flag or whatever the fuck that is.

[Bartholomert]

I was referring to what England fans sing about, not the fucking imperial flag.

Yeah but you quoted it innit.

[Amigo]

Are you tomorrow night?

Presumably Reykjavik is going mental for this?

Tuesday night.

I've never seen so much hype surrounding a sporting event in my life.

[Lee]

That's a WWI flag but nevertheless solid 7.6/10 joke.

Also tbh if you can see the romantic appeal in celebrating the historic triumphs of your people you're a pussy.

Strange way to spell "cunt".

[Spikey M]

Yarmolenko and Konoplyanka :drool:

[John]

Exuberance from the Ukraine fans, says Jonathan Pearce. Pitch invasion inevitable.

[Lewis]

Can we meet Germany before the final we obviously won't be in? Do I have to get it all out of my system now?

'Hamburg's on fire, kids and women getting fried.'

[Lee]

Can we meet Germany before the final we obviously won't be in? Do I have to get it all out of my system now?

'Hamburg's on fire, kids and women getting fried.'

If we finish third and go through it will be them next after they've won their group.

[Lewis]

I'd love to see Manuel Neuer chuck one in doing his sweeper 'keeper shit. Also, what is this about two people not speaking? I missed the build-up and Robot Wars has mentioned it a couple of times.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'd love to see Manuel Neuer chuck one in doing his sweeper 'keeper shit. Also, what is this about two people not speaking? I missed the build-up and Robot Wars has mentioned it a couple of times.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZDFE1rMe0I

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3571357/Taras-Stepanenko-declares-friendship-Andriy-Yarmolenko-over.html

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was only last month too.

[John]

Jonathan Pearce is harder to 'interpretate' than any law.

[SvN]

Pearce's commentating career should've been over after the goal line technology debacle at the World Cup.

[Lee]

The Germans. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's a beastly delivery.

[John]

That's some header.

Zozulya needs to shave it off.

[Pepe]

Bloody Germans.

[Reg]

Such a nice cross. Glad Boateng has stopped doing his long passes, three awful ones early on.

[SincereTheRebel]

This ukraine goalkeeper looks like a disabled jens lehmann

[7om]

What a fucking save on the line.

[Browning]

What a block that was.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a clearance that was.

Pearce might go full retard again when they show the goal line replay.

[SincereTheRebel]

Thats some goal line clearance from boeteng

[Pepe]

Oh fuck off.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This ukraine goalkeeper looks like a disabled jens lehmann

:D

You've summed him up perfectly.

[Spikey M]

That was unbelievable.

[Magic]

Looked like a goal.

[Pepe]

Oh fuck off.

x2

[SvN]

Germany are on the ropes here.

[Pepe]

This ukraine goalkeeper looks like a disabled jens lehmann

I was thinking who he looked like. I was thinking Frasier but you nailed it.

[Lee]

Great game, this. Quite impressed by Ukraine.

[Pepe]

Ukraine looks like a good side. Probably that nationalism.

[Byron]

Low's shirt must be about 80% sweat by now.

[Raoul Duke]

I see his freakish sidekick is still wearing the same outfit.

[Lewis]

I fell asleep. Hopefully Klose gets on.

[Byron]

That lad isn't having kids now.

[Reg]

They should bring Gomez on.

[Manc]

Nice of Ukraine to turn up this half.

[Lewis]

I'm not watching this 'false nine' shit for the rest of the month. Sort it out, Adolf.

[Manc]

Yarmolenko is a tidy player. Shame he's playing at right back.

[five time]

You'd think if they had a proper Lewandowski type they'd lol their way through this tournament. Have they brought any actual strikers with them or are they stuck with beta cuck midgets up front now?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mustafi and Neuer almost gifted them one there.

Kroos is a cut above everyone by a huge margin tonight.

[Magic]

Annoyer. :harold:

[Magic]

You'd think if they had a proper Lewandowski type they'd lol their way through this tournament. Have they brought any actual strikers with them or are they stuck with beta cuck midgets up front now?

:D

[Magic]

Germany bringing on their Milner equivalent.

1-1? :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You'd think if they had a proper Lewandowski type they'd lol their way through this tournament. Have they brought any actual strikers with them or are they stuck with beta cuck midgets up front now?

Gomez is the only one. He's done fuck all for the international side since 2012 though.

[Lewis]

I like the Blackfish touch on the German goalie top.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pig fucker rolling back the years :cool:

That was a great counter.

[Magic]

Well shit. :D

[Ian]

I reckon Schweinsteiger's covered more ground there than he has for United all year.

[Magic]

That was a lovely goal though. Technically brilliant from Oezy and Shcunt.

[Jeet]

Poor Ozil - desperate for a drink :(

[P_3]

That pass. :drool:

[Reg]

I cheered when that went in. Love counters like that. :drool:

[Magic]

I've just seen the Ukraine keeper close up.

Sincere. :D

[Lewis]

Kompany could be Shearer and Henry's son.

[Jeet]

Lil sniff at the end lol

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[Magic]

Jeet. :D

[Pepe]

:D

[Kikó]

Bastian didn't look like a fat bastard either. Great stuff.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You've always got to have a sniff after a scratch.

[Magic]

I bet your stones fucking stink you hairy bastard.

[Henry]

You're a complete pillock when this sort of thing comes up, Henry. Any time there's even the whiff of a chance to have a pop at England/the English, actually.

No, not any time. I generally only do it about regarding the national attitude to the football team, both when it comes to this (scumbag supporters) and the media.

[7om]

Why on Earth would you stick your hands down your pants when it's almost guaranteed he has a camera pointed at him all game? Unless he's knowingly doing it and we've all just been sexually assaulted.

[Magic]

No, not any time. I generally only do it about regarding the national attitude to the football team, both when it comes to this (scumbag supporters) and the media.

Henry generalizing. :harold:

[Kikó]

Henry went to an arsenal match once so he's pretty well placed to judge English football fans.

[Magic]

I bet his neighbour is English.

[Lewis]

Why on Earth would you stick your hands down your pants when it's almost guaranteed he has a camera pointed at him all game? Unless he's knowingly doing it and we've all just been sexually assaulted.

Doesn't he have bogey-eating form as well?

[Lee]

He does, dirty cunt.

[Henry]

Henry went to an arsenal match once so he's pretty well placed to judge English football fans.

I've actually been at three(!) Premier League games. But more importantly, I'm watching the news.

[Lee]

https://mobile.twitter.com/r_campix/status/742095726906380288/video/1

Dunno how to embed that but the dirty cunt's having a sniff of his arse here for fuck's sake.

Tonight's win shouldn't count.

[Magic]

Henry has been at the same amount of Premier League games as me lolololol.

[Pepe]

Oh fuckin' hell. :D

[Pepe]

He should resign.

[Lee]

You'd think, having been caught eating your snot, that you'd refrain from that sort of thing in front of the cameras.

Like fuck would I be shaking his hand after the game. Imagine if that was Woy?

[SincereTheRebel]

Those german manager clips.

Thats a nasty, nasty, nasty habbit.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Everything about Jogi Löw and Hansi Flick is fucking creepy. They don't get called out on it enough.

[Lee]

They've got to be shitting on one another's chests after a win, haven't they? Fucking reprobates.

[randomlegend]

Is it them who always wear matching outfits?

[randomlegend]

http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/images/2010/0705/joachimlowflick20100703_500x281.jpg

I'm presuming I should know who the guy on the left in red is, but he's definitely seen some shit.

[Shindig]

Joachim Loew strikes me as the kind of person who has been sacked from every job he's had due to poor hygiene or sexual assault.

[7om]

Low Watch is all systems go from now on.

[Manc]

What a nonce.

[SincereTheRebel]

You one watching filthy old men. Im not watching anything german from this point forward

[Boydy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/r_campix/status/742095726906380288/video/1

Dunno how to embed that but the dirty cunt's having a sniff of his arse here for fuck's sake.

Tonight's win shouldn't count.

:D

He seems to be rolling something about in his fingers after. He must have picked a bit of fluff out of his arse hair or something.

[7om]

Or shit.

[Vim]

They confirmed the Italy line-up:

Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Candreva, Parolo, De Rossi, Giaccherini, Darmian; Pellè, Eder.

:uhoh:

[Bartholomert]

Everything about Jogi Löw and Hansi Flick is fucking creepy. They don't get called out on it enough.

Applies to all German men in my experience, something about them is always 'off'.

[SincereTheRebel]

They confirmed the Italy line-up:

Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Candreva, Parolo, De Rossi, Giaccherini, Darmian; Pellè, Eder.

:uhoh:

Besides the defense, that lineup isnt all that exciting. 1-1 draw with belgium