Bank Holiday Weekend Football (Sponsored By The Sunday Pissup)

[Baz]

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These ones are on telly:

Friday
Brum vs. Boro SS1

Saturday
Bolton vs. Hull SS2
Arsenal vs. Norwich SS1

Sunday :drool:
Swansea vs. Liverpool BT1
United vs. Leicester SS1
Southampton vs. City SS1

Monday
Chelsea vs. Spurs SS1


Sunday is phenomenal. Midday start too.

So is this the weekend where Leicester win the league? Or will LvG stop that?

[Spoonsky]

Waking up at 7:00 AM the morning after prom night to watch Leicester win the league at Old Trafford. :drool:

[niko_cee]

Come on you Brummie bastards.

Do it for 7om.

[Magic]

Totally apathetic could not give a fuck.

However will definitely watch the Lestoh game.

[Raoul Duke]

I reckon Leicester and Spurs will both draw, and then Leicester will win it by giving Everton a shoeing at home next week, to get Martinez fired.

[niko_cee]

Leciester to win it on Sunday and Mark Selby to then win the World Championships wearing a Leicester City kit, or suit in the style thereof (I assume he's a fan).

[Browning]

I reckon Leicester and Spurs will both draw, and then Leicester will win it by giving Everton a shoeing at home next week, to get Martinez fired.

If they both draw it's over, isn't it?

[Byron]

Yeah, Spurs need to better the Leicester result.

Leicester to shit out a 1-0 win to finally give Magic a seethe induced heart attack.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Never send to know for whom the bell dilly dongs. It dilly dongs for thee.

[GS]

Providing Ranieri gets the guard of honour at Stamford Bridge on the last day, I give not a fuck about anything else at the top of the league. Beyond that, I'd like Lord Benitez to keep Newcastle up.

[Boydy]

Fuck Newcastle. I hope they go down.

[Giggles]

Fuck Newcastle anyway but doubly so with that twat at the helm.

[Weaver]

Burnley +33 87pts
Boro +32 87pts
Brighton +30 87pts

Boro are kicking off in ten at Birmingham, Burnley and Brighton play on Monday against QPR (H) and Derby (H)

Then the final games of the season are next weekend - Burnley at Charlton (A) and Boro vs Brighton :drool:

[Reg]

Deciding not to watch Boro tonight. It's not going to be enjoyable. Atmosphere on Monday is going to be great.

[Kikó]

Benfica are shitting it up at the moment. They win and Sporting drop points v Porto then it's pretty much all done so massive night.

Van Gaal to get the win to quash the Mourinho rumours for another weekend.

[Lee]

Benfica are shitting it up at the moment. They win and Sporting drop points v Porto then it's pretty much all done so massive night.

Van Gaal to get the win to quash the Mourinho rumours for another weekend.

If forced to put money on any scoreline on Sunday I'd go 1-0 your lot. I'm not being forced though so I'll leave well alone. It should be tight and a goal either way will probably do it. Spurs won't beat Chelsea anyway. I think we win it next week. Which would be fucking fantastic.

[Davgooner]

Often wondered whether the supporters groups are too close to the club, and 'Arsenal is stale - fresh approach needed' has firmly ended that discussion. Better than nothing but fuck me it needs to be a bit more forceful than that. Hopefully some of the other protests away from the ground get a bit of attention as we'll be employing slightly more direct tactics...

Wenger's had a whinge today was a promising sign IMO.

[niko_cee]

This Championship season is mental. Brighton could well not go up with 91 points. Could do with Birmingham getting something here. Can't see Burnley fouling up (sadly) and really don't fancy having to play Boro next weekend if all they need is a draw.

[Reg]

This Championship season is mental. Brighton could well not go up with 91 points. Could do with Birmingham getting something here. Can't see Burnley fouling up (sadly) and really don't fancy having to play Boro next weekend if all they need is a draw.
This one's going to be even more horrible than the last two playoff years if we don't go up. Top 3 all unbeaten in 8+ games, there can't have been many seasons like this.

[Giggles]

Love to see Brighton go up. How many games left?

[Lee]

Often wondered whether the supporters groups are too close to the club, and 'Arsenal is stale - fresh approach needed' has firmly ended that discussion. Better than nothing but fuck me it needs to be a bit more forceful than that. Hopefully some of the other protests away from the ground get a bit of attention as we'll be employing slightly more direct tactics...

Wenger's had a whinge today was a promising sign IMO.

Do you want rid of him?

Arsenal seem like a club where they are the embodiment of the manager and I think you'll struggle, relatively speaking, when he goes. If only because it seems as though everything about the modern club is built by and around him. The only alternative I've seen linked (I'm not paying attention to be fair) is Thierry Henry which would probably be a fucking disaster. Who would you want if Wenger went?

[Magic]

Protesting on the 12th minute as that represents every year they've not won the league.

Just :D

[Giggles]

I can't wait til he's gone and they're pining for him in 7th.

[Lee]

They've fucked that up as well. They're not winning it this year so it will be at least 13 before they do. Retards.

[Davgooner]

It's twelve years since we won it. Still, the 18th and 86th minutes would have been better.

I want him out and I'd settle for anything other than what we've currently got, even if it meant doing a United/Liverpool/Chelsea and dropping well out of it for a while. Everyone worrying about securing 4th, why? So we can get fucking Olympiakos and go out to Barca/Bayrn in the last 16? Fuck that.

The whole club is a fucking shower of cunts. There aren't many involved who should be staying on.

[Waffdon]

Jordan fkn Rhodes.

19 goals next year.

[Lee]

It's twelve years since we won it. Still, the 18th and 86th minutes would have been better.

I want him out and I'd settle for anything other than what we've currently got, even if it meant doing a United/Liverpool/Chelsea and dropping well out of it for a while. Everyone worrying about securing 4th, why? So we can get fucking Olympiakos and go out to Barca/Bayrn in the last 16? Fuck that.

The whole club is a fucking shower of cunts. There aren't many involved who should be staying on.

What's the problem with him then? It obviously isn't about results given what you've posted and, in any case, it's hardly been a load of shit on the pitch for a decade; just a bit less good than you were before that. I don't really keep up with the behind the scenes goings on at Arsenal.

[Raoul Duke]

Don't worry, according to the BBC Gossip thing, Guardiola wants to bring in Walcott (for some reason).

[Reg]

Love to see Brighton go up. How many games left?
Just the two. The top three separated by goal difference (before tonight - Boro are currently playing).

[Waffdon]

That's a tragic decision.

[Jeet]

Gonna feel like an anti-climax if Leicester draw and Spurs fail to win on Monday. I wanna see Leicester actually seal the win and celebrate on the pitch and not see Vardy having a booze up on Monday night all over the papers the following day.

[Lee]

Gonna feel like an anti-climax if Leicester draw and Spurs fail to win on Monday. I wanna see Leicester actually seal the win and celebrate on the pitch and not see Vardy having a booze up on Monday night all over the papers the following day.

I'd much rather us win it at home but if results go our way this weekend, whatever the combination of results, LEICESTER FUCKING CITY are in no position to be turning our noses up at WINNING THE FUCKING PREMIER LEAGUE. Everton will be some fucking party if we've won it before. I'd rather the players didn't turn up pissed like against Brighton a couple of years back, mind.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We seem to be absolutely bang up for Spurs. Hazard was even calling them out the other day, which is some nerve coming from him, but yeah.

[Giggles]

We seem to be absolutely bang up for Spurs. Hazard was even calling them out the other day, which is some nerve coming from him, but yeah.

In fairness would the Chelsea supporters not take it as a bit of an insult, especially considering it's coming from the two biggest chancers in the team? Or does sharing the same sentiment overrule the fact they couldn't see themselves to be motivated until May?

[Shindig]

Palace is never an easy game. And the only way to bring them back to our level is to beat them by 16 clear goals.

[Jimmy Floyd]

In fairness would the Chelsea supporters not take it as a bit of an insult, especially considering it's coming from the two biggest chancers in the team? Or does sharing the same sentiment overrule the fact they couldn't see themselves to be motivated until May?

Most have long since been resigned to this being a pointless end to the season and so beating Spurs in this situation is the only possible way of taking any kind of feel good factor into the summer. Small time perhaps, but that's what happens when you're 10th or whatever we are.

[Giggles]

Most have long since been resigned to this being a pointless end to the season and so beating Spurs in this situation is the only possible way of taking any kind of feel good factor into the summer. Small time perhaps, but that's what happens when you're 10th or whatever we are.

But a proper club though, 10th or not. I can fully understand them not wanting Spurs to win, but I just find it strange to show some passion (especially those two) now when they were so inept in that department all season. If I were a supporter I'd be a little pissed off at that.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's been such a consistently wank season that any anger has long since passed into resignation. In fact, every league game since Hiddink arrived has been effectively a practice match. It's not like the gooners, who allowed the hope to kill them, and only now seem to have crossed the Rubicon and resolved to write a strongly worded letter to the Bishop of Ely.

[Shindig]

Rafa says he's in love with Newcastle but I bet he's having sneaky chats with Abramovich.

[John Arne]

Rafa to Arsenal. Moyes to Newcastle.

[John Arne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWNqAIOa09A

[Jimmy Floyd]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03slll2

Levy dancing around the breakfast table now.

[Raoul Duke]

Rumour has it Ranieri has a £5m clause in his contract if they win the league. Dilly ding etc.

[niko_cee]

Imagine the reaction you'd get asking for that type of clause.

Err, alright mate . . .

[Davgooner]

What's the problem with him then? It obviously isn't about results given what you've posted and, in any case, it's hardly been a load of shit on the pitch for a decade; just a bit less good than you were before that. I don't really keep up with the behind the scenes goings on at Arsenal.

We've failed in the same way and made the same mistakes for more than a decade now. The myth is this is down to transfer policy, which only distracts from the real issue which is the fact he's simply unable to motivate and organise a team the way you need to in the modern game. This year has been the tipping point for me; with the greatest of respect to your mob and the yids, it's been wide open for us. The girl of our dreams is lying naked on our bed with her legs spread and we've bolted in our pants before we've got out shoes off. It's been a fucking shambles since Christmas and some of the performances we've chucked in are carbon copies of those previous Arsenal sides have turned in and the only common factor is the manager.

Worse still you've got a leadership at the club that accepts failure as long as it doesn't impact us financially. Nothing really changes unless the whole club changes; Wenger isn't going to be good enough no matter how much money they throw at it, and the culture at the club ultimately has gone backwards to such an extent that we couldn't sustain success even if we brought in a top, top, top, top, manager. The club top to bottom is a fucking sham and needs taking out. As it's unlikely to happen all at once we're going to have to knobble it bit by bit.

That said, if we sign Kante I'm right back on board and will attend every home game next season wearing a jester hat and a half-and-half scarf.

[Kikó]

It's set up for a David O'Leary Tony Adams return.

[Lee]

Rumour has it Ranieri has a £5m clause in his contract if they win the league. Dilly ding etc.

He does, on top of £100k for every league position above 18th.

[Giggles]

Just seen what should have been Boros winner. Horrendous decision.

[Samadini]

Newcastle's game is pretty fucking hard to predict today, but it might not even matter as you could hardly fancy Stoke at all at the moment.

Sunderland could gamble today, identifying this one as winnable, but they've been fucking good at making sure they don't lose. Hopefully they go for it like they did against Norwich, but get exposed at the back. A point in that match would do, providing Newcastle win their next two games.

This was fucking easier when there was no hope.

[Baz]

The Spurs part spoils the bet.

[niko_cee]

Hull losing gives Derby something to play for I guess. Fuck's sake fathead.

[Samadini]

Lascelles is quite quickly becoming very good. :cool:

[Mellberg]

Holy shit. We're actually winning.

[Samadini]

You're going to relegate us again.

Wijnaldum own goal.

[Mellberg]

I'm going down next weekend just for the atmosphere. It'll either be hateful or hilarious. More likely to be the latter if you're coming down with us.

[Mellberg]

Ayew's just hit a post. We'll lose, but fuck knows what's going on here.

[Mellberg]

Back to reality.

[Waffdon]

We're genuinely going to be relegated at Dundee. Hold me

[Byron]

Tony Hibbert has been subbed on. I thought he'd retired?

[Samadini]

Stoke. :drool:

PLEASE

[Samadini]

Oh my god.

[Max Power]

Newcastle staying up I reckon :nodd:

[Samadini]

My heart hasn't beat this fast since the haxball tournament.

[Magic]

We've pulled a goal back at home against the mighty Charlton. Fuck off.

[Disco]

What a shit set of results this is turning out to be.

[Byron]

Fucking hell Villa.

[Lee]

Villa. :D

[Byron]

I'd feel like a right twat if I was one if the Watford fans who left early.

[Mellberg]

:facepalm:

[GS]

Remaining fixtures for the three who can still go down:

Newcastle: Villa (A), Spurs (H)
Sunderland: Chelsea (H), Everton (H), Watford (A)
Norwich: Arsenal (A), Utd (H), Watford (H), Everton (A)

You'd suspect Sunderland are in the better position, as all three of the teams they're still to play have given up for the season and two are at home.

[CJay]

That point today will do a lot for Sunderland I reckon. 5 points from their last 3 games should see them safe. I doubt Newcastle will beat Spurs on the final day.

[Disco]

Spurs are unlikely to have anything to play for by the time the last game rolls around either.

[Samadini]

That Sunderland goal is a bit of a kick in the nuts, but overall :drool:

[Shindig]

Score 16 against Villa and we might just bring Palace back into this.

[Spoonsky]

Commentators trying (and failling) to turn every big goal into a signature call fucks me off.

http://www.espnfc.us/video/premier-league-highlights/148/video/2861815/watch-townsend-buries-crucial-free-kick

"When you need something special, you need something... like that!"

[Waffdon]

This shadow in the ATletico game is absolute aids.

[Samadini]

Why the fuck isn't Welbeck starting.

[Samadini]

Rank from Arsenal again. Can't wait for Walcott to come on.

Obertan has been released :(

[Davgooner]

Rousing rendition of 'One Arsene Wenger' by the tarquin wankers who sit there every other week in silence. Fuck off.

Wish I'd gone now.

[niko_cee]

Arsenal obviously have it in for Newcastle.

[Magic]

Rousing rendition of 'One Arsene Wenger' by the tarquin wankers who sit there every other week in silence. Fuck off.

Wish I'd gone now.

Good to see the real Arsenal supporters making themselves heard over a bullying minority.

[Samadini]

Welbeck making things happen 4 seconds after coming on. Should be starting every game.

[phonics]

Dat guy :cool:

[Samadini]

What a beast.

[Spoonsky]

What a pass that was by Ozil. :|

[The Merse]

Thing of beauty that. Shame Sanchez couldn't do anything with it.

[Samadini]

Looks like Giroud needs to go and join Gignac in Mexico (he's scored 26 goals there ffs :D)

[Davgooner]

Good to see the real Arsenal supporters making themselves heard over a bullying minority.

I agree. Especially Punjac MC with the sign coating off the protesters. Top Mumbai Gooner.

[Magic]

Win at home and people emptying the ground miles before the final whistle. :harold:

[Samadini]

Didn't even clock that Darlow saved it with his face. :cool:

http://i.imgur.com/poH6lDN.png

He's looked good since coming in, Lascelles is a beast as is Townsend. This buying English players thing is alright.

[Lee]

Lads. :cool:

I don't think we'll win it today. Think we might tomorrow though. Even if not, I'm now relaxed unless we really cock things up and it goes to the last day. Today is just opportunity one of six to WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE. :drool:

[Shindig]

I'm still annoyed Cabaye got booed.

[Ian]

Just watching Match of the Day. If Sissoko had cost them two points by waving his arms about like an utter twat. :face:

[Magic]

When Arsenal finish above Spuds though. :harold:

[Samadini]

I'm still annoyed Cabaye got booed.

For some it was because he chimped out towards the end and refused to play, but I imagine the majority just booed because everyone seems to boo ex-players these days for simply being an ex player, it's stupid.

Glad it was all pro-Benitez rather than an anti-Pardew day though.

[Waffdon]

Liverpool would be top four if Danny Ward wasn't on loan at Aberdeen and started every game

[John Arne]

What a surprise, Sturridge bottling it. The guy needs to start actually attempting to win the ball when it's in the air. And follow his man on corners.

[Waffdon]

Danny, Danny Ward....Danny, Danny Warddddd

[Magic]

Firminio as captain. :drool:

[Reg]

Quite enjoyed this: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/01/dilly-ding-dilly-dong-leicester-city-season-premier-league-ranieri

Leicester: Schmeichel, Simpson, Huth, Morgan (c), Fuchs, Mahrez, Kanté, Drinkwater, Schlupp, Okazaki, Ulloa.

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Carrick, Fellaini, Lingard, Rooney, Martial, Rashford.

Presumably listed wrongly and Rooney will be centre mid with Carrick again.

[Magic]

Firminio as captain. :drool:

Fuck me he's not even on the bench and my VC has defaulted to Scott Dann. :sick:

[Magic]

Need a stream for the Lestoh game lads.

[Lee]

Yeah okay I'm shitting it now.

[Giggles]

Yeah okay I'm shitting it now.

It's happening today :nodd:

[Waffdon]

Need a stream for the Lestoh game lads.

Go to Gunners, m8...

:D

[Jimmy Floyd]

Juventus's match record (W-D-L) after nine games was 2-3-4, and now it's 28-4-4. Absolute piss take.

[Giggles]

Who's Brad Smith? Are they playing kids?

[Gray Fox]

Youth team left back and yes we are playing some.

Ward, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Smith, Stewart, Chirivella, Ibe, Ojo, Coutinho, Sturridge.

Coutinho, Chirivella and Ibe have come off for Benteke, Lucas and Brannagan.

[Giggles]

Smith, Chirivella, Stewart, Ward, and Brannagan are ones I'd never heard tell of.

[Gray Fox]

That was a shitfest from us from start to finish. The 15 minutes leading up to the goal we looked like we'd turned up but then you had Lucas, wanting the entirety of time itself on the ball midway in his own half. It got nicked off him and then a comedy of defensive errors lead to their 3rd.
The defence was woeful, Lucas only made things worse after coming on and then we get to Sturridge. He was utter wank all day but for one shot. Offered nothing off the ball and isn't interested in chasing the opposition down. Responded by sulking off at the end without shaking hands with anyone.

We look in great shape for Thursday :moop:

[Magic]

Stream, lads?

[Serj]

I only saw parts of it, but surely Skrtel will be off in the summer, he's a massive liability. I don't know what to make of Lucas, he's the only proper holding midfielder in the team and is usually good at that, but he throws in games when he just switches off completely. Sturridge is not far from a falling out with Klopp, I reckon.

[Gray Fox]

Sturridge is not far from a falling out with Klopp, I reckon.

I'm going to make a prediction that he isn't in the squad at all on Thursday.

[Pepe]

I'll take a stream too.

[Boydy]

'I'm not here going out for nightlife. I can't go out, really. I'm not here having fun with all my mates. I live alone. My family's close but all my friends live down south. I'm here to work. I'm not here to have fun. I'm not here for a jolly-up. Liverpool, for me, is work. It's a job. It's something I take seriously and for anyone to question my integrity, it's disrespectful. The people who say those things should take a long, hard look at themselves and probably think before they speak.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3567393/Daniel-Sturridge-m-not-fun-Liverpool-FC-work-questions-integrity-long-hard-look-themselves.html

Sturridge doesn't sound very happy at Liverpool. Probably right about him not being far off a falling out with Klopp.

[Lee]

Fuck's sake I feel dreadful. Come on you bastards.

[Byron]

Yeah I need a stream as well

[John]

Pay for Sky you cheap twats.

[Dark Soldier]

Bloodzeed is free this weekend if you've got Acestream set up.

[Giggles]

Pay for Sky you cheap twats.

Robbery.

The radio will do me though, fuck popups.

[Pepe]

No Sky over here.

[Magic]

Go to reddit soccer streams sort by new then pick Navi one. Not great quality but does the job.

[Boydy]

Get Kodi.

[Lee]

Fuck

[Dark Soldier]

https://i.gyazo.com/a825e884cc28fd59a5f2141caff8fe41.jpg

Bloodzeed though

[CJay]

Boo.

That's been coming.

[Magic]

Bottling cunts. And that fucking prick after I sell him too.

[Byron]

Fuck sake, don't be leaving it until next week lads.

[Boydy]

Bloodzeed is free this weekend if you've got Acestream set up.

I read that Acestream is a bit of a security risk. Is that true?

[John]

Kante looked very casual tracking back there. Not like him.

[Dark Soldier]

I read that Acestream is a bit of a security risk. Is that true?

I've used it for years with no trouble.

[Giggles]

It'll still be over tomorrow night but hopefully Spurs can get something so Leicester will clinch it at home and not by not playing at all.

[Magic]

Going to be an embarrassing rout this. Are these lot really top of the league? Will be hilarious when they finish 4th of the CL group next season followed by relegation.

[Magic]

:D

Fuck me it worked.

[Byron]

Ha. More bittnerness like that please Magic :)

[Browning]

I've paid for sky for one day for this. Don't let me down Leicester.

[Magic]

A Wes Morgan brace to win them the league at Old Toiltet really is the theatre of dreams.

[Pepe]

Magic's commentary > watching the match.

[Lee]

This is the least I've ever enjoyed a football match.

[Magic]

Faillaini really should be banned for this consistent elbowing the fucking horrible caveman cunt.

[Giggles]

I'm doing the Magic feed over the radio.

[Magic]

My commentator is called Arlo. The Good Dinosaur. :)

[Ian]

If you're going to use gimpy, tragic nicknames for things, Magic, at least spell them properly.

[John]

Lol at Schlupp's first touch, and a bigger lol at Simpson there. Was it against Man City he fluffed one like that closer to goal and they conceded from it? Liability.

[Magic]

If you're going to use gimpy, tragic nicknames for things, Magic, at least spell them properly.

Cheers Pean.

[Byron]

I imagine Simpson just took a year off Lee's life there.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Michael Oliver is such a good ref. Best in the business.

[Ian]

All these crosses. It's like the glory days of Davey Moyes.

[ItalAussie]

Juventus's match record (W-D-L) after nine games was 2-3-4, and now it's 28-4-4. Absolute piss take.

Annoyed about that draw tbh.

[Lee]

Michael Oliver is such a good ref. Best in the business.

He has been very good. Clattenburg was fantastic last week as well.

[ItalAussie]

Also, there's just too many articles out there which are presuming Leicester are going to bring this home. I still think/hope they will, but it's enough to make me a touch nervous.

[Magic]

Sarcasm presumably.

[Lee]

No, he's letting play go which is what I like to see.

[Giggles]

Also, there's just too many articles out there which are presuming Leicester are going to bring this home. I still think/hope they will, but it's enough to make me a touch nervous.

It's a given at this stage isn't it?

[Magic]

No, he's letting play go which is what I like to see.

You really are a cunt, aren't you? He didn't give a blatant penalty.

[Giggles]

:D Magic.

Go and direct message Souness for a while.

[Lee]

You really are a cunt, aren't you? He didn't give a blatant penalty.

What's your problem?

It looked like a dive to me first, only thought it was a penalty when I saw the replay.

[Disco]

Have I missed something or has Magic suddenly started having a pop at Lee at every opportunity? Found out you're getting cucked by an NHS administrator or something?

[Giggles]

It's been since the thing in the job thread. Been a complete scald about him since, God knows why.

[Lee]

It's just fucking weird.

[Magic]

I just hate him. The worst thing about Leicester is Lee's utterly grateful, live and let live all men are equal attitude. He's such a nice, humbling fucking bastard. Shithead. Go back to the loathsome, moaning depressed fringe lunatic you once were.

[Byron]

It's been since the thing in the job thread. Been a complete scald about him since, God knows why.

Wait, Magic has turned into a fucktard over something said in the Jobs thread? Precious little cunt.

[Magic]

I am like Leicester in a lot of ways. Almost relegated to worst poster, turned it round, won best poster with competition from Lee and Jim, now I'm struggling in the CL and in a relegation battle with Dilj and Giggles.

[Lee]

I just hate him. The worst thing about Leicester is Lee's utterly grateful, live and let live all men are equal attitude. He's such a nice, humbling fucking bastard. Shithead. Go back to the loathsome, moaning depressed fringe lunatic you once were.

Ah, so it's jealousy at me being a better person than you. :D

[Byron]

'jeet is just like West Brom. He's shit, but you know he's consistently shit.

[Boydy]

Won best poster? We never had a proper awards.

[Magic]

Won best poster? We never had a proper awards.

Sugar coat it how you wish If it makes you feel better.

[John]

I lolled at that too. You declared yourself best poster, which is like when Mert says he's not fat.

[Magic]

Summing up popular board opinion in a clear and concise statement is hardly a declaration of superiority.

[Ian]

It's been since the thing in the job thread. Been a complete scald about him since, God knows why.

What was the job thread thing?

[Lee]

I wish Schlupp wasn't so shit.

[John]

Summing up popular board opinion in a clear and concise statement is hardly a declaration of superiority.

Alright, Harold.

Popular board opinion was very nicely summed up in the thread, where some combination of Lee, Floyd, and Lewis was on every list. You weren't.

[Magic]

Alright, Harold.

Popular board opinion was very nicely summed up in the thread, where some combination of Lee, Floyd, and Lewis was on every list. You weren't.

It's nice of you to include the worst poster award lists, too.

[John]

The tattoo on Danny Simpson's neck looks a lot like a Reichsadler. I wonder if he knows.

[igor_balis]

Magic you didn't win anyway. Think Lewis got the most votes, or Jimmy.

[Giggles]

What was the job thread thing?

Something Lee did in work over am inept colleague. I'm not sure on details.

[Giggles]

I am like Leicester in a lot of ways. Almost relegated to worst poster, turned it round, won best poster with competition from Lee and Jim, now I'm struggling in the CL and in a relegation battle with Dilj and Giggles.

I went down years ago.

[Magic]

Magic you didn't win anyway. Think Lewis got the most votes, or Jimmy.

What? I...what?

[Giggles]

Magic you didn't win anyway. Think Lewis got the most votes, or Jimmy.

In fairness they should have been counted.

[Magic]

Love how Leicester look more likely to score here even without their top scorer. LvG. :cool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's only just occurred to me that United actually have to win or it's curtains for the top four.

They need to haul Ulloa off for someone who can make runs on the break.

[John]

It's only just occurred to me that United actually have to win or it's curtains for the top four.

They need to haul Ulloa off for someone who can make runs on the break.

Damarai Gray can run like a bastard. You're right though, if they had Vardy to come into this game as it is he'd get a hat trick.

[Raoul Duke]

Nicely set-up for someone to get shafted in the last minute here.

What's all this about Depay having a chimpout and deleting all his Utd Instagram posts? Helmet.

[Magic]

The collapse begins. :harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a fucking mess, 'Memphis' is.

That's incredibly harsh on Drinkwater.

[Byron]

That is in no way a sending off.

[Ian]

It's only just occurred to me that United actually have to win or it's curtains for the top four.

That's not right, is it?

[Danny]

Thats a booking all day.

[Magic]

Give Spurs hope? Lol at that piece of commentary.

[John]

Nice touch from 'Memphis', trying to get the cross in as he was diving. Sold it well.

[John]

'Astonishing!'

Alright, he cleared it. Calm down.

[Byron]

That was phenomenal from Schmeichel.

[Vim]

Schmeichel. :drool:

[Reg]

That's not right, is it?
No, they'll still have a chance.

Seems this United team can only play their best in 30-40 minute spells.

[Magic]

Hahahaha.

[Lee]

That'll do. I don't think Spurs will win tomorrow so that will hopefully be that.

[Kikó]

Called it. Well done Leicester, shakey in the first half, much better in the second. Have your party at home.

[leedsrevolution]

Not a chance Spurs are winning tommorow anyway.

[Giggles]

A Spurs win would be nice so as Leicester would actually win it at home with a win. They're better than Chelsea but I'd say they know it's over and won't get out of second gear.

[Jimmy Floyd]

That's not right, is it?

Not mathematically, but it ain't happening now. If they got to 62 then that would have put some form of pressure on City.

[Lee]

A Spurs win would be nice so as Leicester would actually win it at home with a win. They're better than Chelsea but I'd say they know it's over and won't get out of second gear.

They looked shattered after the West Brom game. On ability alone they ought to win tomorrow but Pochettino will have a job lifting them I reckon. Mind you, Chelsea have only won once at home since Christmas so we'll see. Whatever happens tomorrow I can't help but be confident that we'll beat midtable, nothing to play for Everton at home next week.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We will be bang up for it, haven't lost at home to Spurs for 26 years, and basically will probably put a few past them.

Even if we bring abject shame upon ourselves and lose, that's 5 points clear with 6 to play for, two draws are enough.

[Browning]

Yea that's it for United getting in the top 4. No way they catch City now.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Also, Leicester's last game is at Chelsea and if there's any question of Tottenham winning the title we will throw that. And would probably lose anyway.

[Giggles]

We will be bang up for it, haven't lost at home to Spurs for 26 years, and basically will probably put a few past them.

Even if we bring abject shame upon ourselves and lose, that's 5 points clear with 6 to play for, two draws are enough.

There is some clear out needed there for Conte. They're an absolute cesspit of a group for reasons like that.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The players will be somewhat up for it but the crowd will be feverish, and that always drives things on.

[Giggles]

The players will be somewhat up for it but the crowd will be feverish, and that always drives things on.

I honestly don't think any of that lot would care if the crowd all dropped dead in the 19th minute. Anything they do will be off their own bat, shop window, etc.

[Ian]

Not mathematically, but it ain't happening now. If they got to 62 then that would have put some form of pressure on City.

Oh I see, I thought you meant it was actually done.

All the focus will be on grinding out a 1-0 defeat against Palace in the final, now.

[Max Power]

Good point imo.

If Vardy had been available we'd have won comfortably.

Morgan and Huth immense as always

[Browning]

City's line up is a disgrace. They'll still win though.

[Max Power]

The mental strength of this squad is unmatched. Warriors to a man.

Let's go The Pensioners tomorrow. 1-1 (Kane, Fabregas).

If it goes to next week I may expire before the crucial moment

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:harold:

Fourth is on.

[Magic]

Why the fuck isn't he playing Aguero? This could be an awful week for my FF.

[Kikó]

Good point imo.

If Vardy had been available we'd have won comfortably.

Morgan and Huth immense as always

Based on what? You were shit.

[Andy]

Dusan Tadic is such a don.

I know this is far from a full strength city side but it's ridiculous how poor they are away from home against anyone half decent. Real will smash them in the week.

[Lee]

Based on what? You were shit.

We were fine after we equalised. No danger from your lot after that. I can see why you're not a Van Gaal fan after that. A load of sideways nothing. Vardy would have given us a better out ball and I fancy he'd have done some damage. No matter though. A good result, all but done now.

[Magic]

It would have been 3-1 if JV had played.

[-james-]

Dusan Tadic is such a don.

I know this is far from a full strength city side but it's ridiculous how poor they are away from home against anyone half decent. Real will smash them in the week.

How many of this team will actually start against Real though? Three?

[CJay]

We were fine after we equalised. No danger from your lot after that. I can see why you're not a Van Gaal fan after that. A load of sideways nothing. Vardy would have given us a better out ball and I fancy he'd have done some damage. No matter though. A good result, all but done now.

I agree. United look great until Leicester scored, then there wasn't really any more danger after that, whereas Leicester looked like scoring on the counter.

[Andy]

How many of this team will actually start against Real though? Three?

Oh I know it will be a far stronger side, it was more a general point about their away form all season. Haven't won away against anyone in the top 9.

[Jeet]

Koeman to Arsenal!

[Andy]

Mane adding a few million to his price tag here.

[Andy]

Koeman to Arsenal!

Really? I don't think he's done anywhere near enough to get a top job.

[Jeet]

Really? I don't think he's done anywhere near enough to get a top job.

That's why I said to Arsenal.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Mane adding a few million to his price tag here.

Was going to say, you reckon he knows this is on TV?

[Jeet]

Mane can one week be like Ronaldo and another be like Gervinho.

[Jeet]

Iheanacho's goal\min ratio must be quite high

[Andy]

Iheanacho's goal\min ratio must be quite high

7 in 700 mins in the league.

[Reg]

Mane can one week be like Ronaldo and another be like Gervinho.
...who can one week be like Ronaldo and one week be like Aaron Lennon on a bad day.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Souness is looking odd, as if he's morphing into Brendan Rodgers. Has he had to rapidly lose weight or something because of the heart trouble?

[Max Power]

Based on what? You were shit.

For a must win game YANITED were bins. Point is fine for us.

We need a pacy Vardy back up next season. Our game depends on that out ball to stretch the play

[Lee]

You'd think we'll be back in for Musa.

Agree with Floyd on Souness. He doesn't look great. Has the look of a cancer patient about him. I warmed to him actually last Monday night. I was watching the bit after the game and he seemed dead relaxed and as though he was enjoying himself. He's probably a nice bloke when he's not keeping the hard man act up. Drop it mate, you're too old for that shit now.

[Giggles]

I always found him quite articulate when he worked for RTÉ but he just seems to be getting a bit demented with some of the stuff lately.

Who's Musa?

[Lee]

Quick Nigerian striker at CSKA Moscow. We were in for him in January. I don't know too much about him other than remembering him grabbing a couple against Argentina in the World Cup.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Musa is a Nigerian who can absolutely fly.

The guy is rapid.

[Andy]

Mane is one of those players who's brilliant if he hasn't got time to think. When it's just pace, power and a first time finish he's great. When he's put through with just the keeper to beat he will do everything right and then fluff it.

I think with a bit of coaching he could be a a real top player. He could do with another season at Saints to really progress but he's made it pretty clear he wants to leave and if we can get 25m for him we'd be crazy to say no.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://connectnigeria.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Ahmed-Musa1.jpg

He's 23...

[Lee]

http://connectnigeria.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Ahmed-Musa1.jpg

He's 23...

He looks dead young to me to be fair. It's the 'tache making him look old there.

[Samadini]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/celtic/article30038557.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/SPT_20140225_FOO_058_30783137_I1.JPG

25.

[Samadini]

http://e0.365dm.com/14/04/768x432/leigh-griffiths-celtic_3128917.jpg?20140422115557

That's just shambolic.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just shave it ffs.

[Reg]

Was thinking the same, 'how. So many blokes have bizarre trouble with admitting they're going bald.

[John]

Leigh Griffiths has about fifteen children. It's no wonder he's bald and forty.

[Kikó]

For a must win game YANITED were bins. Point is fine for us.

We need a pacy Vardy back up next season. Our game depends on that out ball to stretch the play

I just don't think all you were missing was a forward. You were happy to sit back and defend but created little. The result was fine for you but I don't see how Vardy turns it into an easy away win.

[Davgooner]

Did anyone clock the coverage on 5Live? Was picking my brother up from Heathrow so had to listen and they pretty much spent the entire game everywhere but Old Trafford. Shit chat with Savage (who was undoubtedly pissed), Guppy, Clive Allen (?), and a host of other cunts, interspersed with reporters at pubs in Leicester and in the away end. Anyone wanting to know what was going on in the game was fucked, reduced to wondering what the crowd noise in the background signified.

You've got to blame Mark Chapman.

[Magic]

I just don't think all you were missing was a forward. You were happy to sit back and defend but created little. The result was fine for you but I don't see how Vardy turns it into an easy away win.

:S

If they had a focal point instead of some labouring Aztec twat they'd have stormed it.

[Browning]

I agree they'd have won with Vardy. For all United's possession they did fuck all with it and Leicester looked by far the more likely.

Stuck the MLS on so as not to waste this 24 hours of Sky Sports.... but it really is shit. Giovinco just had a really shit chip attempt that wasn't even close, and they mentioned it was the "wrong decision" but then went on about how it shows what a high quality player he is.

[Kikó]

Leicester did fuck all, what's going on? There best option was a set piece because Rojo couldn't defend.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It looked to me like they were much more potent on the break (albeit with no final ball) while United just huffed and puffed.

[Lee]

Kiko has a point. We didn't create anything. I think all people are saying is that we would have were Vardy playing. When we're in ultra sitting back mode he's who we look to to stretch teams and it works; his pace, pressing and movement creates chances. There's no reason that wouldn't have been the case today given that it's worked well against better sides than United. As it is, he wasn't playing, neither side created much and 1-1 was about right.

Also, we've SAVED FOOTBALL so nobody is allowed to be horrible to us.