Bank Holiday Weekend Football (Sponsored By The Sunday Pissup)

[Magic]

Kiko has a point. We didn't create anything. I think all people are saying is that we would have were Vardy playing. When we're in ultra sitting back mode he's who we look to to stretch teams and it works; his pace, pressing and movement creates chances. There's no reason that wouldn't have been the case today given that it's worked well against better sides than United. As it is, he wasn't playing, neither side created much and 1-1 was about right.

Also, we've SAVED FOOTBALL so nobody is allowed to be horrible to us.

Oh my actual...

[Lee]

The more being a reasonable human being upsets you the more I'm going to make a point of doing it, you fucking pervert.

[Kikó]

It just shows there wasn't much between the two teams and really we have both won the moral league.

[Magic]

I'm going to watch a guy sounding his urethra with a huge earth worm to make myself feel better.

[Lee]

That sounds like a nice way to spend your evening. I hope you enjoy it, You, of all people on TTH, deserve the right to make yourself happy.

[Magic]

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=3d9_1461933534

[Boydy]

Why did I click on that? :(

[Lee]

That's a bit grim. I shall be sharing that.

[Jeet]

Just shave it ffs.

Or have a Hair Transplant

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChZk7yPW0AEmAlr.jpg

[randomlegend]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36183463

:cab:

[Kikó]

He's not well clearly.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's clearly partaken in a bit of sex masochism over the years.

[Lee]

Of course he fucking has, he's Dutch.

[ItalAussie]

It's a given at this stage isn't it?

I mean, if Spurs beat Chelsea, I'd fancy them to win out the season.

That means that Leicester will need two points somewhere, and while I'd back them to get it again Everton, if they come unstuck there and need to go to Stamford Bridge and get a point (or even three), then it's back up for grabs.

[Giggles]

I mean, if Spurs beat Chelsea, I'd fancy them to win out the season.

That means that Leicester will need two points somewhere, and while I'd back them to get it again Everton, if they come unstuck there and need to go to Stamford Bridge and get a point (or even three), then it's back up for grabs.

Chelsea will lie down in the last game so there's 3 points for Leicester regardless.

The ideal scenario is Spurs win tonight and then Leicester win at home to Everton, which will remove any small bit of relevance that Chelsea are still clinging to.

[phonics]

g6V5TMx

Missed this :D

[Lee]

Vardy has won the Football Writers' Player of the Year Award. What a season.

'Mon Chelsea.

[Yevrah]

It's a shame Leicester are going to seal it while not even playing, but I guess one can't have everything.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sir Henry made an impassioned case for Kanté to win said award - on the basis that one of the criteria is 'upholding the xxx blah blah spirit of the game', which Vardy hasn't - and it was hard to argue, really.

[Lee]

It's a shame Leicester are going to seal it while not even playing, but I guess one can't have everything.

I'm not sure it will happen. If I had to predict anything I'd go for a draw but that's just hope. Spurs are better than Chelsea. If it's done tonight Saturday will be brilliant anyway.


Sir Henry made an impassioned case for Kanté to win said award - on the basis that one of the criteria is 'upholding the xxx blah blah spirit of the game', which Vardy hasn't - and it was hard to argue, really.

Kante is the player I'm most fearful of losing and the one I think we're most likely to lose. We can adapt our style of play to cover a Vardy or a Mahrez absence. Without Kante the team would be a completely different animal.

[Andy]

It's a shame Leicester are going to seal it while not even playing, but I guess one can't have everything.

Makes it even better. Can catch the dissapointed Yid faces live on TV.

[Andy]

I'm not sure it will happen. If I had to predict anything I'd go for a draw but that's just hope. Spurs are better than Chelsea. If it's done tonight Saturday will be brilliant anyway.



Kante is the player I'm most fearful of losing and the one I think we're most likely to lose. We can adapt our style of play to cover a Vardy or a Mahrez absence. Without Kante the team would be a completely different animal.

Apparently Wanyama is one of your targets. Decent option but completely different to Kante. You'd probably end up spending most the money you get for Kante on him as well, best off looking somewhere other than England for any replacement.

[Giggles]

Makes it even better. Can catch the dissapointed Yid faces live on TV.

I doubt there's a Spurs fan about that doesn't know this is over. Maybe if Kane does a ligament or something you might see it though :yn:

[Boydy]

Why do you hate the club you supposedly support?

[Lee]

I use 'fearful' loosely, of course. I want to see us have a decent crack at getting out of our Champions' League group or, failing that, a good run in the Europa League after Christmas. I really couldn't give a shit what happens in the league.

Once this is sealed what more is there for a club like Leicester? I'd love to see an FA Cup win before I'm dead, I suppose. I'll probably start yearning for Barnsley away and Millwall at home under the floodlights soon enough though.

[Shindig]

To be fair, Leicester's seen a fair bit of success in the last couple of decades. For Newcastle I'd take a League Cup and be thankful. Bollocks to league success. We tried, we failed. We'll never get that close again.

[Lee]

To be fair, Leicester's seen a fair bit of success in the last couple of decades. For Newcastle I'd take a League Cup and be thankful. Bollocks to league success. We tried, we failed. We'll never get that close again.

1992 until 2003 was pretty good. But the five or six years before Pearson came in the first time were easily the worst in the history of the club.

[Jimmy Floyd]

To answer your question, I grew up (as a child/young teenager) thinking our 1997 FA Cup and 1998 Cup Winners' Cup wins were as good as it would get, I then saw us win the league aged 17, 18, 22 (going regularly that season) and 27, and the European Cup at 24.

The only thing there is now left to see is an exciting homegrown team emerge. That is unlikely ever to happen, but now that is the only thing that stokes the dreams that for most club supporters are produced by those trophies they think (often correctly) will never come.

[CJay]

I use 'fearful' loosely, of course. I want to see us have a decent crack at getting out of our Champions' League group or, failing that, a good run in the Europa League after Christmas. I really couldn't give a shit what happens in the league.

Once this is sealed what more is there for a club like Leicester? I'd love to see an FA Cup win before I'm dead, I suppose. I'll probably start yearning for Barnsley away and Millwall at home under the floodlights soon enough though.

Weren't you yearning for that last year?

[Andy]

Peak was when we won the Johnstones paint trophy.

[Reg]

Kante is the player I'm most fearful of losing and the one I think we're most likely to lose. We can adapt our style of play to cover a Vardy or a Mahrez absence. Without Kante the team would be a completely different animal.
Would you not have to get a similar player to Vardy to keep the counters going?


I use 'fearful' loosely, of course. I want to see us have a decent crack at getting out of our Champions' League group or, failing that, a good run in the Europa League after Christmas. I really couldn't give a shit what happens in the league.

Once this is sealed what more is there for a club like Leicester? I'd love to see an FA Cup win before I'm dead, I suppose. I'll probably start yearning for Barnsley away and Millwall at home under the floodlights soon enough though.
Europe would be the biggest thing for me. Imagine seeing your team beat Barcelona/Bayern/Real etc.

[Byron]

We've never won a trophy in the time I've been alive, and that FA Cup Final was heartbreaking. That said,I've (hopefully) got another 50 odd years, chances are we'll win something like the League Cup, just depends on how long I have to wait.

[GS]

Having seen us win the European Cup when we were shit, everything else feels like a "nice to have". Nothing is ever topping 2005.

[Samadini]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoM4PqsBcF8

:drool:

90th fucking minute.

[Lee]

Weren't you yearning for that last year?

I always am, really. As a fan the Championship is more fun. The whole thing is less sanitised, the teams are more interesting, and there are more matches for your money. A club our size is always aiming (even if not successfully) to go up so there's a prize. Sooner or later in this league we'll just go back to being happy with 15th. Which would be tolerable if there are some cup runs in there, but no club is prioritising that any longer.

Obviously this season is very different and if we're about to head into a decade of challenging for European spots through the league then I'll happily take it. But the ideal, from a watching the games point of view, is us being a yo yo club. That way you get your relative success in promotion and staying up, but not for long enough that it loses any meaning. I'd want that interspersed with the odd top ten top flight finish and rare cup win. Which is broadly what I'll get, as that's what we've always done.

[Shindig]

I've seen us finish runners up for something on five occasions. A couple of semi finals and a handful of quarters.

[Andy]

Would you not have to get a similar player to Vardy to keep the counters going?


Europe would be the biggest thing for me. Imagine seeing your team beat Barcelona/Bayern/Real etc.

Or beating Vitesse only to get spanked by FC Midgetland. :happycry:

[Giggles]

Why do you hate the club you supposedly support?

I don't support them. Nor do I hate them really, though it is fun to lol at them. After so many years I just found it an empty experience; I don't even live in the same country and I've never been to a game. No connection.

A Kane doing would still be nice though heading into Euro 2016.

[Lee]

Would you not have to get a similar player to Vardy to keep the counters going?

We don't always have to be a counter attacking team though. Whereas Kante (look at his stats the last two seasons) is the best in the world at what he does. We can't replace that.



Europe would be the biggest thing for me. Imagine seeing your team beat Barcelona/Bayern/Real etc.

The context for us is this: We're a club who have won nothing but three League Cups. I've been lucky enough to see us win to of those and thought that was the peak. We've finished second once in our history and have lost in four FA Cup finals. The other East Midlands clubs have had more success historically. Derby won the league in the 70s. We all know what Forest did. Even fucking Coventry down the road had an FA Cup. Across a region with a lot of clubs of similar size we've been the bridesmaids. Win this and that's all gone. Europe will be a fantastic novelty. I've seen us knocked out in the first stage of the UEFA Cup twice. So just having six guaranteed games in Europe is something. The only time we've been past the first round of European competition was in the 60s. We beat Glenavon, for fuck's sake. We were then knocked out by Atletico. As we were in 1997, in shitty refereeing circumstances. I'd love us to have a crack at them next season.

Anyway, I'm having a proper football feast today. I'm watching Walsall-Fleetwood at the moment. The home side are 1-0 up which means they can still beat Burton to promotion to the Championship and Fleetwood can still be caught by Blackpool and go down to League Two. Then it's Brighton-Derby and Burnley-QPR. I just want any combination of results which makes fucking over THE MARKET LEADER more likely. Boro and Brighton up, please. Then the big one tonight.

[Lee]

Having seen us win the European Cup when we were shit, everything else feels like a "nice to have". Nothing is ever topping 2005.

Surely a league title would be huge for you? Massive club like Liverpool and its never happened in your football-watching life.

[GS]

Surely a league title would be huge for you? Massive club like Liverpool and its never happened in your football-watching life.

It would be great, but a league title builds up over a long period of the season. The European Cup felt like a complete bolt of lightning from nowhere. The run itself had a series of "holy shit" moments, and you were convinced to the last that we were going to find some way to chuck it (Gudjohnsen missing a sitter in the last minute in the second leg of the semi-final, Shevchenko doing the same). To see us actually win it was incredible, never mind the circumstances of going 3-0 down and looking straight at a potential humiliation.

It was the main reason why Rafa Benitez could have relegated the club and I wouldn't have cared. Rafa. :cool:

[Boydy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBsraNDmuBU

:drool:

[Giggles]

#somehowabout

[John Arne]

I was at that Juve game :)

If memory serves, Scott Carson was in goals.

[GS]

He was, and he chucked one in from Cannavaro.

[ItalAussie]

The thing about Europe is that it's the best thing if your club is consistently winning titles. I want desperately to see Juventus win the CL one day. I didn't see the win in 1996, but I've seen plenty of final losses since then.

But if we'd gone a decade without a title, the Serie A would absolutely be the priority. It's all context.

[phonics]

I didn't see the win in 1996, but I've seen plenty of final losses since then.
That and them losing to a Lars Ricken inspired Dortmund are the first two CL finals I remember. I should have been a Juve fan :moop:

[Weaver]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoM4PqsBcF8

:drool:

90th fucking minute.

BELLAMY! IT'S IN!

Some team that was.

[Kikó]

Lee you have to get to the Euro away next year. They're brilliant.

[Lee]

Lee you have to get to the Euro away next year. They're brilliant.

I doubt I'll be high enough priority to get a ticket but I'll be looking at buying privately so long as I'm not ripped off. I'll travel to at least one ticketless anyway. A few of the blokes I sit with are doing the same so we'll probably do that as a group. Worst case scenario we're in a new place getting pissed watching in a bar. I can live with that.

[Kikó]

Hopefully enough of the tickets will end up in the right hands. I'm looking forward to trying to get to some tin pot place in Europe in the uefa.

[Weaver]

Lewis Dunk getting sent off could be huge for next weekend's game with Boro.

A win for Burnley this afternoon promotes them.

[Waffdon]

Do all Brighton fans support anther club in England?

[niko_cee]

Yeah, that could have gone better. Bit stupid by Dunk really. They weren't winning from that position, and the draw was meaningless, so losing him for next week is by far the worst outcome of the game. Oh well, going to have to do it the hard way, one way or another. Hopefully Boro shit the bed. Still don't really get Baldock (and Hughton's obsession with him) and they should never take Skalak off if at all possible, his set pieces are pretty much Brighton's No.1 threat.

[Davgooner]

Hopefully enough of the tickets will end up in the right hands. I'm looking forward to trying to get to some tin pot place in Europe in the uefa.

I'd fucking love a couple of years in the Europa.

[Giggles]

Who do Brighton and Middlesbrough play in their last game?

[Weaver]

Each other, at the Riverside.

[Giggles]

Nice. Well, not for Brighton, but that's a nice end to the season.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Burnley are such a load of neanderthals. Straight back down again.

[Giggles]

Bit shit that they're going up. Such a yawn last time.

[Lee]

They're really dull and Dyche is a wanker. One relegation spot next year filled.

[Jimmy Floyd]

They play highly effective Championship football but as soon as you come up against any sort of higher tempo passing football you just get brutally exposed playing like that. They made no real attempt to stay up last time, as I recall.

He can't spit a sentence out without saying at least one wanker phrase. He's the Finchy to Holloway's Brent.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Holloway: 'Ginger Mourinho? Now they'll be calling 'im the dark 'aired Sean Dyche'.

Too good.

[Lee]

Holloway is such a dickhead.

[Lee]

Right, Chelsea need to be relieving me of all my football-related stress here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We'll win pretty easily I think.

[Davgooner]

Yep, this needs to end.

Though a yids win would allow me to cash out a few hundred quid. http://www.wearetheherd.com/forum/Smileys/herd/Lookaround.gif

[Giggles]

Right, Chelsea need to be relieving me of all my football-related stress here.

Should be pretty straightforward, Spurs will be on the beach since the Brom game.

[Lee]

If Spurs win tonight I'm going to be a fucking wreck on Saturday.

[Magic]

Dundee derby tonight. Expect some decent arrests.

[Lee]

I can't imagine anybody will want to tear themselves away from the Dundee Dance Event to be honest.

[Magic]

Can't think of anything worse, though Waff loved it. Maybe 10 years ago.

[Waffdon]

Never seen the town so busy. It was quality.

Tonight will not be. I'm hoping I'm refused entry and lots of arrests

[Magic]

Times like this I still wish I lived on Sandeman St. Though couldn't really see inside Dens but still some tasty scrappage. Parking the car miles away too on match day. :drool:

[Waffdon]

Looking forward to work tomorrow, like.

[Reg]

Dunk... dear oh dear. He's reckless way too often to be receiving the kind of praise he does.

Time to get Middleborough back. They beat us 3-0 last time.

[niko_cee]

Burnley are such a load of neanderthals. Straight back down again.

Burnley, Boro and Hull is the nightmare. Absolute shitkickers to a man.

The only saving grace with Burnley is it'll be nice seeing Dyche and Barton shown up on a weekly basis.

[John Arne]

Good to see Chelsea making use of these dead-rubbers to give some of those title-winning youngsters a game :moop:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He said to me that when he was growing up in Antwerp that he used to play in a cage, a really tight cage with loads of kids.

That's superb, Scotty.

[Kikó]

Benfica v Braga in the cup semi final for all those who like proper football.

[Magic]

Sutton laying in to Utd here. :cool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'll be disappointed if Sky haven't managed to rig up a live feed of Wes Morgan and Andy King watching the game in an otherwise deserted bar with a bottled lager each and an opened up packet of Walkers, just so they can cut to it when the goals go in.

[Lee]

They're all round Jamie Vardy's house apparently. And Ranieri has been flown back in a private jet.

Chelsea's line up looks a bit shitty to me. Form says Spurs will win. Fuck off form. Come on Chelsea. :cool:

[Baz]

Ranieri's out for tea with his mum. What a don.

[Lee]

Ranieri's out for tea with his mum. What a don.

Nah he's back apparently. He's already had his lunch with mother.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I heard a great account the other day of the ideal ending to this season, in which it goes right to the last day and Leicester visit Chelsea needing a point, but go 1-0 down early on and it stays that way until the last minute of added time when a Leicester corner comes in, John Terry takes it on the chest, volleys it into his own net as his final act as a Chelsea player, wheels away to slide on his knees, arms aloft in front of the Leicester fans, then straight down the tunnel, into his car, and off into the sunset.

[Giggles]

Last time I recall that happening was ITV cutting to a few Leeds players watching Liverpool beat Utd to clinch them the title. Should really have jumped on that this time.

[Giggles]

I heard a great account the other day of the ideal ending to this season, in which it goes right to the last day and Leicester visit Chelsea needing a point, but go 1-0 down early on and it stays that way until the last minute of added time when a Leicester corner comes in, John Terry takes it on the chest, volleys it into his own net as his final act as a Chelsea player, wheels away to slide on his knees, arms aloft in front of the Leicester fans, then straight down the tunnel, into his car, and off into the sunset.

Poor Chelsea :(

[Magic]

This defending is disgusting. How does @Waff put up with it without having several heart attacks each game?

[Jimmy Floyd]

A Fabregas sending off here would be a nice twist too.

[Giggles]

This defending is disgusting. How does @Waff put up with it without having several heart attacks each game?

He just forgets his troubles and dances.

[Lewis]

Holloway is such a dickhead.

'Yeah? What have you ever done on the telly? Nothing, so don't...'

[niko_cee]

5 home wins all season, the bottom 4, and Arsenal.

:D

[Davgooner]

We only had nine men and one of them was Theo Walcott.

[Lee]

Cunts

[Baz]

Perfectly timed run there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Chelsea are so shit.

[Lee]

That's the snooker going on then.

[Davgooner]

How the Dundee derby going?

[Baz]

I know he's just scored but Son is absolutely turd.

[John Arne]

Dembele is trolling Costa hard this evening. Fantastic.

[Magic]

How the Dundee derby going?

It's fucking shit.

[leedsrevolution]

Dembele gona get a ban. Why do footballers do really weird shit like scratch and bite? It's weird.

[John Arne]

Dembele gona get a ban. Why do footballers do really weird shit like scratch and bite? It's weird.

Because they think they will get away with it - because it isn't a punch.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Nice to see a few fights breaking out to take the headlines away from our absolutely gutless sham of a performance.

Fabregas needs a bullet in the back of the head.

[Foe]

Just wanted some extra prep time for the euros the wee scamp.

Tottenham have been told to wind up Costa here. That's vertonghen and dembele blatantly trying to get Costa to react and get sent off. Dirty.

[Giggles]

I know he's just scored but Son is absolutely turd.

Awful player any time I've seen him.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It would be about 4-0 if Son wasn't the worst player on the pitch.

The only thing we can do to get worse is inevitably wheel Hazard on, when he should be getting chopped up at the glue factory.

[Magic]

LMAO Waffdon. :cool:

[niko_cee]

Chelsea getting their pants pulled down. They're such a shower of shite. Not sure how buying the whole Juve side and making them even dirtier bastards is going to help.

[Ian]

It would be about 4-0 if Son wasn't the worst player on the pitch.

The only thing we can do to get worse is inevitably wheel Hazard on, when he should be getting chopped up at the glue factory.

Wasn't he giving it the big'un during the week as well?

He's such a cunt.

[Browning]

The Leicester fans not reacting at all, but them still feeling the need to show it. :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

One thing I will say is that if Mourinho were still around we would not be losing this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

'Mon you useless shits, their heads are down now :drool:

[Baz]

One thing I will say is that if Mourinho were still around we would not be losing this.You'd also be 16th in the league.

[Lee]

Even if Chelsea score again there's no way they're not conceding another.

[mugbull]

One thing I will say is that if Mourinho were still around we would not be losing this.
:harold:

Of course you would

[Magic]

Waffdon :(

Dillon is fucking shite!!!

[Magic]

There goes my clean sheets. CUNT.

[Jimmy Floyd]

:harold:

Of course you would

You obviously don't remember him shitting out the cuntiest 0-0 of the season against you back at the Lane, when we were even worse than we are now.

[SincereTheRebel]

Are dundee orange usually that bad. So many basic defensive errors

[Magic]

Waffdon :(

Hope you didn't stay and clap that shite mate.

[Lee]

Come on you fuckers hold on to this now!

[Jimmy Floyd]

Fair play to the cunt, he's been the best player on the pitch since he came on.

[Disco]

Fuuuuuck me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a fucking finish :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Same corner of the same goal as Iniesta all those years ago.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fabregas is SEETHING.

[Lee]

Chelsea can calm the fuck down I need them to have 11 on the pitch.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Spurs heads completely gone.

[John Arne]

What are Chelsea doing? Players running to the ref like that... do they think they are Barcelona?

[Lee]

There's going to be about 10 minutes added time here, for fuck's sake.

[John Arne]

Spurs need to do everyone a favour here and give Costa and Fabregas a good fucking smack.

[Davgooner]

Embarrassing from Fabregas.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I've never seen so many fucking ridiculous bookings in one game. Bit of malice in that Dier one, which you rarely see nowadays.

[Samadini]

Yep that was pathetic from Dier. Completely lost his head.

[Kikó]

Let's all have a disco.

[bruhnaldo]

Idiotic me came here to see what Max Power et al would say about winning the League not realizing they don't live here and have proper lives smfh.

[bruhnaldo]

90 min +1: Chelsea’s fans are just chanting “Leicester! Leicester!”

I'll never understand certain "bantz".

[Magic]

Chanting Ranieri's name too. Tinpot cunts.

[Baz]

Leicester have won the league. :|

[Jimmy Floyd]

Absolute disgrace from Spurs in this injury period.

[Giggles]

Spurs :D choking to the last.


Leicester though. It's fucking actually happened :cool:

[Browning]

Spurs really are a bunch of dirty pricks. So glad they've bottled it.

[Lee]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They've done it :drool:

[Kikó]

I've done this kicking players thing when you're pissed off like Spurs are.

[Giggles]

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Been a rough few weeks lad. Enjoy.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Dier absolutely went through someone in the last second there when Clattenburg had turned around. Complete joke.

A masterclass in how not to lose.

[ItalAussie]

Congrats Lee. :)

[Lee]

Fucking hell. Leicester City are the champions of England. Jesus Christ.

[Ian]

I remember Jimmy making a point about teams against Man United when we were in the process of coming back to win from 2-0 against Villa back when that was a thing that happened, saying that at the first sign of life teams would cave in a moment of "Oh here we fucking go" and United would find their way to a win.

Spurs have the opposite, even when they're in a comfortable position teams just don't really fear them.

Also: How the fuck have Leicester fucking City won the league? Jesus. I mean it's amazing and everything but what the fuck.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I fucking love it when footballers kick off, it's fucking amazing.

[Gray Fox]

Congrats. Enjoy it Lee.

[Luke Emia]

Watching Spurs go into absolute meltdown has to be one of the funniest ten minutes of football I've ever seen. Some proper snidey shit from them as well.

[P_3]

Glorious stuff. Nice one Leicester. :cool:

[John Arne]

That was awful from both teams. How on earth Dier got away with that last challenge I'll never know.

[niko_cee]

Bank Holiday Tuesday in Leicester then.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Watching Spurs go into absolute meltdown has to be one of the funniest ten minutes of football I've ever seen. Some proper snidey shit from them as well.

Yep. Harry Kane doesn't look to have taken it well and Dier/Mason were just flat out kicking people.

Poor old Tottenham, what a shame.

Claudio :drool:

[Giggles]

And Max Power. It's not all about Lee!

[Magic]

:harold:

[ItalAussie]

Spurs got a bit violent towards the end. Mason and Dier were both lucky not to see red at the same time.

[Giggles]

:harold:

You must be over the moon for Lee in fairness.

[Kikó]

Can't wait for Gary Linekar to present match of the day in his pants next season.

[Byron]

Enjoy it Lee, enjoy it Max, make sure neither of you have a clear head tomorrow morning.

Suck it Magic.

We need the Ranieri appreciation thread started. Someone email Toby.

[Magic]

What an anti-climax though. I'd have preferred to see them do it at the scum but seeing the tinpot lids bottle it like this is almost just as good. :drool:

[Giggles]

Can't wait for Gary Linekar to present match of the day in his pants next season.

I'd heard that was next season. I thought it would be this weekend. Needs to be.

[bruhnaldo]

Unfuckinbelievable.

I remember a little less than a year ago reading Max Power and Lee just basically being happy their team snatched staying in the Prem for another season.

I feel so much enjoy for you guys. Shame to think United could have capitalized like your lot have, but you deserve to have this day more than I will any day supporting Man United.

Congratulations.

[leedsrevolution]

Really off topic but my house just started shaking? Everyone in the street wondering what's gone on.

[Waffdon]

That was tough, magic. Ugh. Didn't clap but stayed until I was thrown out with the Derry.

What a horrible feeling. Absolutely freezing as well because idiot moi is in shorts.

[John Arne]

Scotty Parker is struggling to contain his excitement.

[Davgooner]

Fucking brilliant. Well done Leicester: absolute different class all season.

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

[Pleb]

Ranieri :hail:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

'40 odd games'.

38, Scott....

[Vim]

A Chelsea fan friend of mine is knocking Leicester for only needing 77 points to be champions. The salt is real. :D

I've always considered Ranieri a coach that will get you 4th if you need CL, will get you 6th if you need Europa and will get you 17th if you need to stay up, and I also always said that he'd never win the title. He's somehow done it when he needed 17th. What a season that man has had.

[niko_cee]

Those last 10 minutes or so of everyone kicking the shit out of each other were something else. Was Lloris the only Spud not to be booked? How Dier didn't get a straight red (never mind a second yellow) can only, presumbly, be put down to Clattenberg just wanting to end the game. Dembele's getting a retrospective as well. What was Vorm up to at the end? What a load of cunts.

[Davgooner]

To dare is to do

[Giggles]

When it's Costa, it's hard to know if Dembele deserves a retrospective ban or a medal.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I have no idea what the punch up at the end was all about. Pochettino himself seemed to steam onto the pitch at one point as well to get involved in a scrap or two. Argies never change.

[Weaver]

Can Dembele get a ban for that? The lino watched it happen and didn't do anything.

Basically, the opposite to Dele Alli last Monday. Alli's punch wasn't seen by the referee's so he could be punished retrospectively.

[CJay]

Talk about losing your heads. That was a Chelsea vs Barcelona style meltdown in the last 10 minutes. Hazard was unplayable when he came on this evening. Backed up his talk in the build up, to be fair to him.

Leicester. :rasta:

The real question is - is this a false position?

[Spoonsky]

Lost my shit when Hazard scored. Game of the season that, fucking brilliant. Even Spurs losing their heads was great.

[igor_balis]

Delighted.

[Shindig]

Spurs might never get this close again. Welcome to our world.

[mugbull]

We're still second and have the best manager in the league :drool:

I would go fucking all out kicking players too, there's nothing to lose really.

[Mellberg]

Apart from the title. You could've kept your heads and tried to score instead.

[Jeet]

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[Giggles]

Fucking hell he took a fair tumble, no spring chicken either. Big fines are needed after this one.

[Magic]

Love how only the stewards cared.

[Lee]

Really off topic but my house just started shaking? Everyone in the street wondering what's gone on.

Sonic boom from a couple of RAF Typhoons over Leeds, apparently.

[John]

We're still second and have the best manager in the league :drool:

I would go fucking all out kicking players too, there's nothing to lose really.

Second best, at most. You've lost out to someone who's beaten you with less in every imaginable way.

[Lee]

You know what? We haven't just won the league. We've pissed it. Top since January, seven points clear with two games left to play. Lol.

[ItalAussie]

You know what? We haven't just won the league. We've pissed it. Top since January, seven points clear with two games left to play. Lol.

It's just crazy. I spent every week for months just assuming the wheels were going to come off at some point.

[Byron]

I think this is probably the right moment for Taz to make a triumphant return. False position indeed.

[Magic]

Lol @ my avatar change when I've always been a big Ranny fan.

[Giggles]

"Death to Lee".

Fucking hell :D

[leedsrevolution]

Sonic boom from a couple of RAF Typhoons over Leeds, apparently.

Yeh it was mad. I thought it was the end of the world or some fucker steeling my wheely bin.

[Waffdon]

The lows really do fucking suck.

[Jimmy Floyd]

On the plus side, Peterhead away next season.

[Adamski]

The lows really do fucking suck.

Can't beat a good dose of karma :cool:

[John]

Get fucked, Waff. Richly deserved.

[Max Power]

Chelsea are true heroes. Always liked them as a club. Diego Costa was a warrior, Hazard was incredible. The mutual wankfest at Stamford Bridge on the final day will be good.

[John Arne]

Mutual? I can't see the Chelsea fans and players sticking around to congratulate you for more than 20 seconds. And nor should they.

[Max Power]

Sticking around? Everyone is happy that Tottenham fucked it up and they game doesn't mean anything. Ranieri is coming back etc etcc

[John Arne]

Ah, we'll see. I suspect the big party will obviously be this weekend - i imagine it's going to be pretty mental.

[Lee]

I really can't wait. It's going to be brilliant.

[Davgooner]

ST holder at work here today stood silently in briefing, asked to speak towards the end, and then let out the biggest roar I've ever heard before dancing out of the room.

[Max Power]

Yeah another week of fretting about getting one more win may just have killed me. Now it's just looking forward and planning the party. Incredible.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The most heroic thing anyone did last night was Willian pointing at his golden champions arm crest thing whilst Spurs were losing their shit at the end.

I also liked his running it into the corner for Leicester moves.

[John]

All I've seen of the game is what the STV news showed last night, but in the moment Hazard's finish looked like a fucking peach. I wonder if that mooted Hamez swap deal is still feasible.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Captain Willian next season.

[Waffdon]

Can't beat a good dose of karma :cool:


Get fucked, Waff. Richly deserved.

Very much so, sirs.

Manager is gone, two more to follow and it'll be worth it.

[Baz]

First archived thread? :drool:

[The Merse]

When it's Costa, it's hard to know if Dembele deserves a retrospective ban or a medal.

Costa the unflinching was a sight to behold. When he's acting peacemaker in the face of your face scratching, you know you've gone batshit.

How Spurs had 11 left at the end there is beyond me - Dier, Walker, Dembele all could have walked.