Christmas 2017

[Dark Soldier]

Merry Christmas to all you beautiful cunts x

[Lewis]

And okay_amigo is... Twenty-six? I was probably that when he last posted.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We have a tradition of giving small presents from 'the tree' in a separate sesh after the proper ones, just for a bit of fun or so that giving socks/soap isn't so boring. For this I've got my new brother-in-law a bottle of 'Zulu Fire' sauce (he likes Africa and chili sauce, so what's not to like), some mojito filled chocolates, and a jar of passionfruit curd. I reckon the latter might be the worst present ever given in the British Isles.

[Queenslander]

Merry Christmas! Im on Bulldog duties for the day which should be a laugh.

[Lewis]

[igor_balis]

yeah merry christmas dickheads xx

[Samadini]

I've woken up from a nap feeling a bit sick, then seen Lewis's message and not feeling all that Christmassy at all now. Going to stick the Christmas Tom and Jerry episode on whilst I go to the toilet.

Merry Christmas chaps.

[Boydy]

Merry Christmas, gimps.

[Baz]

Happy Christmas. Looking forward to reading about everyone’s present haul and photos of their Christmas dinner.

I’ve been told one of my presents “took ages;” any ideas what it might be?

[Spoonsky]

And okay_amigo is... Twenty-six? I was probably that when he last posted.

How old are you actually?

Not even Christmas here yet, but... merry christmas.

[John Arne]

Hi Chi Minh City Government just sent a text to everyone warning them of an impending typhoon. Merry Christmas!

[John]

That'll be the one that drowned half the Philippines.

[Mike]

Happy Christmas boys!

Happy Christmas. Looking forward to reading about everyone’s present haul and photos of their Christmas dinner.

I’ve been told one of my presents “took ages;” any ideas what it might be?

If it’s your daughter in some ‘look what we have’ moment you’d better kick off.

[Baz]

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[Kikó]

Actually 'Daws' is alright. The rest of them. Nah mate.

Merry Christmas Lewis.

[Samadini]

Twat

[Shindig]

Hi Chi Minh City Government just sent a text to everyone warning them of an impending typhoon. Merry Christmas!

I hope they named it Jesus.

[Weaver]

Merry Christmas, lads, have a good’un.

[Giggles]

Happy Christmas most of you

[Reg]

Merry Christmas dudes and dudettes!

[-james-]

I'm spending it with my girlfriend's parents. I like them and all but I've just been informed we're going to church at 11. What nonsense.

[Shindig]

It's Christmas. What did you expect?

[John]

To not go to the church, I'd imagine. Like the vast majority of people.

[Shindig]

40% of British people identify as Christian. Whilst not all of them go to a Christmas service, that's still a lot of people.

[Giggles]

If they go all year round then it's fine. People who only go today should be stopped at the door and asked to leave.

[Adamski]

[Giggles]

I'd cook that a bit more.

[Magic]

Lol @ not making your own marmalade.

[Giggles]

The cousins young lad got a load of smart home stuff for his room but can't get it working. I knew I should have hid my car around the back

[Adamski]

What did he get? I’m going to pick up some stuff soon.

[Giggles]

What did he get? I’m going to pick up some stuff soon.

I don't know, I said I'd go look on the 27th once Christmas was over if they still weren't sorted.

[Spikey M]

Go and help you Grinchy git.

[randomlegend]

Merry Christmas Lewis.

This post notified me to say you quoted me.

[Giggles]

Go and help you Grinchy git.

It's my Christmas day. And she has the internet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Got presents last night as that's how the Poles to do it.

Nintendo Switch Pro Controller, Mario Rabbids, some beard grooming stuff and money. Not too shabby at all.

[Kikó]

This post notified me to say you quoted me.

I did originally. Merry Christmas to you as well. X

[igor_balis]

Merry pissmass lads

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[Lewis]

How old are you actually?

I am twenty-nine.

My brother was moaning the other day about how much money he has 'wasted' on food, and now he's moaning that I've been eating too much of it. Can't win with these idiots.

[Lewis]

I might eat this full Toblerone and let his precious dinner go to waste. THAT WILL SHOW 'EM!

[John]

Merry pissmass lads

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Get those blinds open and let some light in. It looks like you've been on it from last night.

[Lewis]

He looks like he's explaining the medicinal benefits of piss drinking to Phillip Schofield and Hollly Willoughby.

[phonics]

He looks like he's explaining the medicinal benefits of piss drinking to Phillip Schofield and Hollly Willoughby.

Burst out at this and now I'm stuck trying to explain what I'm laughing at.

[igor_balis]

Get those blinds open and let some light in. It looks like you've been on it from last night.

Shit webcam makes me look blotchy. Plus a bit hungover and recovering from the flu. And yeah @Lewis I am also guzzling on sweet piss.

[Kikó]

The tree last night:


I got some great gifts as well. The in-laws and family are top.

[Lewis]

I bet everyone back in Manchester is absolutely slating you.

'Here, do your impression of our kid.'
*mimics eating with a knife and fork*
'Fantastic that like.'

[Kikó]

They're not Scouse ffs.

[Lewis]

Calm down. Calm down.

[Boydy]

I bet everyone back in Manchester is absolutely slating you.

'Here, do your impression of our kid.'
*mimics eating with a knife and fork*
'Fantastic that like.'

Ha.

[Ian]

Merry Christmas you sexy cunts.

[Magic]

Where did all those posts go?