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    Wayne Rooney Appreciation Thread

    Just donated 750k to charities, going to get 30 goals and keep Everton up, and save England in WC2018.

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    I think everything would be so much easier for him if he wasn't so ugly

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    Wayne Rooney.

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    I'm not going to say anything about this picture other than I deserve to go to hell for my initial reaction-


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    Would almost certainly have scored more than 'Zlatan' last season had he not been so unselfish and let him play up front.

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    Could have challenged for the Ballon d'Or as well I imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd View Post
    Which one is Rooney?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd View Post
    I'm not going to say anything about this picture other than I deserve to go to hell for my initial reaction-

    Shameful Lustage?

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    What eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Shameful Lustage?
    But which one is the question.

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    Welbeck is the one we want getting fit for the World Cup.

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    We need to put out the signal to Mert. He'll know the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd View Post
    But which one is the question.
    Rooney obv.

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    I've met women who have a massive thing for Rooney. Can't see it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I've met women who have a massive thing for Rooney. Can't see it myself.
    Well he's driven that wee lass wild.

    Edit: drunk driven amiritelads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Could have challenged for the Ballon d'Or as well I imagine.
    He won the Ballon D'or in my United save on FM15. Playing 'in the hole' at the age of about 33.

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    There you go. FACT.

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    If we still had him Lukaku would be on about 50 goals already.

    (From 270 chances.)

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    They wouldn't have felt the need to WASTE all that money on another forward in this counter-factual. Rooney just goes on and on, and then he passes the torch to Marcus Rashford like Hogan and The Rock.

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    Why is the disabled kid wearing Geisha makeup?

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    Where do you get massive cheques from?

    Great bit of charity from Rooney. He does seem good for that.

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    Why is Rooney the only one in the plastic sheet? Like he's wandered in from a kitchen.

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    I hope he went for Effective Altruism and didn't just burn his money on some shit charity.

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