What kind of material is used for that roofing?
What kind of material is used for that roofing?
That photo is the most representative picture of suburban England in 2017 I think I could imagine. Life soaked in an unending greyness.
It looks like bitumen.Originally Posted by Kikó
It is indeed.
To continue the theme from my previous post.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-42180763
The council concerned should be the subject of mass execution on the spot.
They haven't told us why but they've turned off the electrics.
Re: outdoor/community Christmas trees - don't they always look shit? You'd have to blow most of the annual budget on decorations if you wanted to properly kit out a massive tree, which would piss everyone else off even more, no doubt. And anything of value would be nicked within minutes. It's probably the kind of thing that is best left to shopping centres.
All the shopping centres near me tend to have animatronic polar bears/reindeer which I'm amazed don't scare children away from the idea of Christmas entirely.
What's your cladding situation 'how?
A house round the corner from me installed an eight foot inflatable Santa in their front garden last night. I walked past this morning and it had already been popped.
We've got a gas thing going on now too affecting the whole area, poor pressure which they're looking at but don't know when will be sorted. Actually good news though as we thought that our boiler was just fucked.
Electricity is back on but they still have no idea where the leak is and have started on another hole just across the road in the hopes of finding it.
Sounds like you got the right thread after all. You're obviously fuming.
Have you been drinking more Coke Zero than usual lately?
Electrics playing up. Unidentifiable gas leak.
Whore Wife is making her move for the full inheritance.
'Brexit' is seriously fucking me off now. Can't turn on the telly or radio without some boring cunt droning on about it. It's even infested a load of podcasts I listen to at this stage.
You're right, but Ireland thinking they can give it the big'un has got us all reinvigorated.
I'm sure the fact that it's a brown gay has the Sun reading public extra up in arms, but jaysus they really just need to build the wall and get on with their lives at this stage. And let I'd ask do the same.
'We don't want a border.'
'So let's not have a bor...'
'WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HAVING A BORDER?!'
The whole of Ireland is going to end up as some sort of 'special economic zone' which, some might say, the southern bit has been for quite a while already.
If Ireland and Northern Ireland are run by intelligent people (which they aren’t) they could take massive advantage of being the only UK - EU crossing with little faffing about. Sadly I think knee capping and car bombing will prove too tempting for them.
Just tried to walk into a toilet cubicle (it was open) at work and someone sitting having a dump on the other side pushed the door back against me. Lock it, you fucking idiot.
Maybe the lock was broken.
1. It's not, I was in that cubicle earlier.
2. The other two cubicles were both free so he didn't have to use that one if the lock was broken anyway.
Probably a pervert getting off on almost getting caught.
Would just like to note the thing that fucks Boyd off in this situation appears to be someone not letting him in to watch them take a shit.
All the perverts go to Oxbridge.
Well that clearly wasn't what he meant, nor did it even read that way.
Yeah, I thought ending that post with 'Lock it, you fucking idiot' made it pretty clear.
Yeah and Donald Trump is a germophobe, doesn't mean he didn't get those Russian hookers to piss on him.
I just thought he had got your hopes up.
You should have started a conversation with him Boydy (said sorry?), to take this whole thing full circle.
Maybe he just loves the thrill of being caught. Danger shit.
I've forgotten to lock a cubicle before tbh.
I'm more offended by walking into a cubicle with an unflushed toilet.
Boydy would love that. Cut out the middle man.
I had to wash my jeans. It was like trying to get into a cornflakes box this morning, in both size and texture.
Boooo. That’s admitting defeat!
I need to act my age and buy some trousers for a bit of comfort. Cords are wholly unfashionable these days aren't they?
Yes. Chinos are where it's at
Cords it is.
The people in charge of designing and executing Scotland's posters and adverts to discourage crime have continued their unbroken thirty year streak of finding the worst possible angle and running with it with maybe their most brainless effort yet. The new anti littering advert, letting you know there's an eighty quid fine if you're caught, is styled as a bet. '£80 says you find a bin' it says, the correct response to which is '£80 says I don't'.
You could put teams of people from all walks of life together for a hundred years and they wouldn't land on a worse idea than that.
'Keep Scotland tidy. Dump your litter in Northumberland.'
Parking down my road is a fucking nightmare at the best of times, but a few houses in a row have been bought by a developer and it is causing havoc. The main problem is that the houses are next to a block of ~15 flats that has it’s own car park. And somehow the developer has chucked the residents out of it so it can be used by them. On top of that, there’s wanker builders, sparks and Bamsters parking on the street (usually on double the yellows) right up peoples arses.
Never mind, they finish in May.
Get the cops out every time.
I've a bastard cuntish eye infection.
We've just had a vote for residents' parking in our road. Some whinged about it being a council put up job but I'm fed up with the stream of office worker slags parking their Fiat Puntos in our road and blocking the traffic/our drive, so voted for. NIMBY is the correct outlook on life.
Will you have to pay for a permit?
Yes, although we may not buy one as we have off street parking. It's turfing out the vile freeloading scum which is the name of the game.
Drove half an hour to see a physio and only after I had waited for half an hour after my appointment time was I told it was with a member of staff who wasn't working that day. Fucking useless. I should follow a ten minute waiting rule in future.
What? Did you go in there and say 'I have an appointment with...' and then you just sat there for 30 minutes before they told you?
Would have been for longer if I hadn't said anything after 25 mins, it was only when they checked their system again that they realised. After thinking it was purely an admin error and I would still be seen, one of the physios then came out, apologetically to be fair, and said the only available time would be 4.30pm today (this was at 1.30pm) or tomorrow.
All because someone booked an appointment for me with a member of staff that wasn't even in. That shouldn't have even been possible.
This is through my work health plan as well so it's private.
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