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    Left in 2001. Convictions came years after. To be fair, each school probably has a couple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I went to school with three convicted paedophiles.
    You'd have been better off getting the bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    To be fair, each school probably has a couple.
    Errr, don't think they do.

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    School I went to had one caught a few years back:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ssing-him.html

    Can't find pictures but getting a 27 year old teacher?

    There was definitely one or two that were suspect when I was there.

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    There was a teacher who I have a clear memory of feeling up boys in the swimming pool when I was 6. I even remember the names of the boys he felt.

    He got acquitted (I always associate the word with this incident because at age 9 it was the first time I'd heard it) and then moved to New Zealand or something and changed his name, a sure sign of innocence.

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    Was he from Brighton?
    I'm a twit

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    Was he called Brighton?

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    Went to the sex club last night because a friend wanted to check it out. The intention was to sit in the jazuzzi and get pissed, which isn't a bad way of spending an evening by any stretch.

    I didn't know but she'd had stuff to drink before we went. She made it clear to me beforehand that she had absolutely no plans to fuck anyone whatsoever and we were just going to chill out, which was fine by me as I was happy to just take things as they came. What I didn't count on was her, despite not wanting to do anything, getting unashamedly flirty with every single bloke that got in the jacuzzi. So now there were loads of blokes chatting to her, and she's loving it and basically leading them on. Occasionally some would make a move and then she'd flirtatiously bat them away...while acting like it's all a joke and continuing to flirt with them afterwards.

    Now I'm not one for victim blaming or anything like that, because women have the right to say no at any point and shouldn't have to worry about people not respecting that right. Fact is though, they do have to worry about it, because that's the world we live in. Single blokes pay through the nose to get in those places and when someone is being massively flirty with you, you're (quite reasonably) in the frame of mind for thinking that you might end up fucking her. She's in a sex club for fuck sake. It's a bit different to a random bar.

    I didn't go in the frame of mind "let's babysit Anna and make sure nothing happens to her" but that's what ended up happening, because she's selfish and it didn't occur to her that maybe looking after her wasn't the reason I went, and maybe while in a sex club she shouldn't horrendously flirt with people she has absolutely no intention of anything happening with - for the sake of her safety but also for the sake of common human decency and not being a manipulative bitch.

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    She sounds like a twat. I always assumed these places you went to were pretty much a hobby club kind of deal, rather than a full on stripper club kind of deal.

    How much are you paying to play at these places? Sounds like you spent a fortune to sit in the bath with a bunch of dudes and your pal.

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    Can anyone think of a less sanitary sounding place than the jacuzzi in a sex club?

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    I imagine hugh heff's corpse rotting in the grotto probably has some pretty dodge fluid characteristics at this point too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    She sounds like a twat. I always assumed these places you went to were pretty much a hobby club kind of deal, rather than a full on stripper club kind of deal.

    How much are you paying to play at these places? Sounds like you spent a fortune to sit in the bath with a bunch of dudes and your pal.
    £10 each for couples. £25 for single blokes and free for single women.

    What do you mean by hobby club and stripper club? I'm not sure what you're on about.


    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Can anyone think of a less sanitary sounding place than the jacuzzi in a sex club?
    There's chlorine, so no less than a swimming pool.

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    That price structure probably explains a lot.

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    I'd wager there's normally considerably less bodily fluids in a swimming pool.

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    Kinda speaks for itself really doesn't it.
    @Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    £10 each for couples. £25 for single blokes and free for single women.

    What do you mean by hobby club and stripper club? I'm not sure what you're on about.


    There's chlorine, so no less than a swimming pool.
    I'm just pleased you're actually going to a proper establishment rather than basically punting round some doggers house in the country.

    That lass been before, or just unaware she's basically missed the point of the place.

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    I've heard of some pretty shit nights but considering the location and subsequent events, that's probably number 1 in any list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    I'm just pleased you're actually going to a proper establishment rather than basically punting round some doggers house in the country.

    That lass been before, or just unaware she's basically missed the point of the place.
    That's the only kind of place I've been to. I like, have standards, you know.

    She knows the gist, she's just a complete and utter cock tease who doesn't think about it. We had some heated words about it and maybe she'll sort her life out a bit. She seemed to 'get it' by the end.



    She's been before

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    Are you this annoyed because you don't want the regulars thinking less or you, or because any other night it could have been you wasting twenty-five quid?

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    On some level he wanted to gang rape her.

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    Is this how Pavel got started?

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    Pavelwuzzi.

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    Can’t think of much worse than a “sex club.” Worst thing is I’ve got a mate who i know would love it.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Can’t think of much worse than a “sex club.” Worst thing is I’ve got a mate who i know would love it.
    Nah, The Reid doesn't seem the type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I'd wager there's normally considerably less bodily fluids in a swimming pool.
    You'd carry less of an AIDS risk, for starters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Are you this annoyed because you don't want the regulars thinking less or you, or because any other night it could have been you wasting twenty-five quid?
    Both.

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    The fucking Check Engine light is on in my car and changing gear is a bit of a cunt at the moment. Especially 3rd to 4th gear which you can feel the poor sod really struggling to speed up. Great fun on a busy A road.

    Going to get it checked out Thursday but I can’t imagine it’s going to be cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Cracked my phone screen today

    £30 excess with bank insurance but they'll wipe it. Will go and check some local shops to see if they'll do it quick for cheapish.
    Decided not to go to some local shops and just sent it.

    Took a week and they've sent me a brand new phone to replace the old one \0/.

    Edit: Annoyingly nothing is restoring. I had backups on and there is a backup listed when I check Google drive on my PC but not on the phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    The fucking Check Engine light is on in my car and changing gear is a bit of a cunt at the moment. Especially 3rd to 4th gear which you can feel the poor sod really struggling to speed up. Great fun on a busy A road.

    Going to get it checked out Thursday but I can’t imagine it’s going to be cheap.
    Going in for a diagnostics check tomorrow. Can’t wait to get fleeced.

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    I'm saying £800.

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    Just the £35 today. I have a slight misfire which caused it, he said 50/50 whether it will come on again anytime soon, if it does got to take back to have the code read again, if it’s the same then new spark plugs and something else I can’t name.

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    Brushes?

    I had them go (whatever they are) a while back and symptoms sound the same.

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    Not a clue. I think he said a rod or a hose but I was high off the fumes of escaping only £35 down and not really listening.

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    The new guy I just hired is Mac only, which isn't unusual for a designer - but it means I need to go and buy a new iMac, as we don't have any spare. No problem.

    Hold on, 2 fucking grand?! Are you having a laugh?

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    'I only work on Mac' is such a fucking wanker thing to do. You're a graphic designer, the only difference is a UI and you can't navigate it? How are you supposed to be trusted to design a UX that isn't specifically tailored towards you?

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    Yeah I'd make him take the 4 minutes it would take to get used to Windows 10 and tell him to leave his notions outside the door next time.

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    Well you two have ably covered this one, Mac wankers should be lolled out of the office. There are very few Apple products that aren't overpriced and underpowered and most of those I don't think you can even buy anymore.

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    I'd never used Final Cut before in my life, only Adobe Premiere, before going in for an interview at the Red Cross doing documentary work for them. They gave me 20 minutes to subtitle and color correct a piece. I was 12 minutes into the subtitling when they came in with most of the color correction done. I was mortified that I'd failed so miserably as I was struggling to get my head round the program for the first 5 minutes.

    Turned out I was only supposed to do the first three. These things are basic transferable skills.

    Got the job and then HR blocked me on a technicality and I ended up at the place I type this from instead doing a completely different job. Life is weird.

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    Just give him an ancient Linux box and say there, enjoy you fucking wank.

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    All the programs are the same anyway, what's the difference in using indesign or PS on mac or PC?

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    The problem is that one of the most popular pieces of software (Sketch) isn't available on Windows. The Windows equivalent (Adobe XD) isn't really up to scratch yet, as it's only just been released.

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    Developing solely for Mac? Most of us just suspect all our customers are utter wankers, these guys know it.

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    It's design rather than development. Our devs all use Windows

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    No, I mean whoever makes Sketch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    The problem is that one of the most popular pieces of software (Sketch) isn't available on Windows. The Windows equivalent (Adobe XD) isn't really up to scratch yet, as it's only just been released.
    As a print media designer + video I don't understand the purpose of Sketch but it does seem quite fun. I saw a new one the other day called Invision or something that looked nice but once agian, I can't think of something I'd actually use it for.

    Wait, found it.


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    oh yeah, they're total wankers. I don't particularly like the software but it seems all the rage these days.

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    What does it do exactly, you build graphics in other programs and then it just manages those graphics into libraries or something?

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    No, it's a design tool that's specifically made to design interfaces. It's like a more refined version of Photoshop. A lot of designers have switched to it in the last 2 years or so.

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