User Tag List

View Poll Results: What an amazing April Fools' day prank

Voters
2. You may not vote on this poll
  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

    1 50.00%
  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

    0 0%
  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

    1 50.00%
  • Turtle (but, like, a fooled one)

    0 0%
Page 19 of 21 FirstFirst ... 91718192021 LastLast
Results 901 to 950 of 1025

Thread: April Women's Football Thread

  1. #901
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,303
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    The levels we had to get to, to match and beat them were ludicrous.
    Yep, what will this be 6 out of 7 titles. People talk about Spain, Italy and Germany but this is becoming the same at the minute.

    As much as I dislike United at least what they did was built from good management of a football club and not just getting a countries airline to pop them a few quid every time they were short of cash.

  2. #902
    Senior Member Manc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    6,643
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The fuck are Brighton playing at?

  3. #903
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,269
    Mentioned
    119 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    It's like they have an extra man on the pitch.

  4. #904
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,303
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    The fuck are Brighton playing at?
    Doing a fantastic job of ensuring that Everton get relegated.

  5. #905
    Senior Member 7om's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,586
    Mentioned
    23 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is there anything more plastic than Citeh fans doing “the Poznan”?

  6. #906
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Not a chance it happens but if Everton and Leicester hit a patch of decent form to end the season this Chelsea side under Lampard might genuinely go down

    Chelsea still have to go to Arsenal, Man City and Man Utd and have Newcastle to play as well. That’s 4 losses and an aggregate score of -15

  7. #907
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,448
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    It's impossible to describe how bad Chelsea are. They make the lol Chelsea sides of the mid 90s - Gavin Peacock et al - look like Brazil 1970. We simply aren't going to score again this season unless we come up against some dogshit XI who chuck one in for us by default.

  8. #908
    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    8,738
    Mentioned
    108 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Potter stock is through the roof.

  9. #909
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,448
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    A good example of why you should never listen to the fans.

  10. #910
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Potter was doing the exact same thing as Lampard. I just assumed the latter would go back to his fun football that ended up getting him sacked the first time by being a bit too open. None of that though, proper grim selections throughout.

    Thiago casually catching the ball twice there not worthy of a penalty I see.

  11. #911
    Senior Member Gray Fox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    14,898
    Mentioned
    98 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Moyes absolutely SEETHING there.

  12. #912
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,303
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Moyes absolutely SEETHING there.
    Good the bitter Gollum looking cunt. He had his win against us last season didn’t he? Should mean we beat any of his teams for the next 10 years.

  13. #913
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,269
    Mentioned
    119 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The goal that the mans hairlines deserve.

  14. #914
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    41,055
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Erling Ginola.

  15. #915
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,269
    Mentioned
    119 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    C'mon Erling, that one was just unnessacary.

  16. #916
    Senior Member Lofty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,441
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    Is there anything more plastic than Citeh fans doing “the Poznan”?
    Doing the poznan whilst being outsung by the away fans for 90 minutes.

  17. #917
    Senior Member randomlegend's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    11,354
    Mentioned
    49 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Haaland breaking the record for most goals in a 38-game Premier League season with 7 to go is

  18. #918
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    18,090
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Did I hear right back when Chelsea lost 3 games in a row [halcyon days] that that was the first time that had happened since 1993? Seemed amazing to me, where does 5 on the bounce put them? Uncharted territory. Without really knowing much about what is going on there they look like they're in the kind of doom spiral Liverpool were in during the no-fans season when they lost a crazy number of games at home in a row or whatever it was.

  19. #919
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,448
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We've scored a goal in 10 of our last 26. It's a long-term malaise that has far less to do with the two/three managers than everyone likes to think, and can instead be put at the door of the squad being completely incoherent and geared around being value on a spreadsheet rather than actually playing football. Nobody knows what on earth they're supposed to be doing or why they've been brought in.

    It isn't going to be magically healed over the summer by appointing 'Poch', either.

  20. #920
    Senior Member randomlegend's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    11,354
    Mentioned
    49 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    They've also scored less in the league than Haaland has.

  21. #921
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,579
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Arsenal being shit again is such a relief.

    Just need Chelsea to manage relegation and it's a perfect season.

  22. #922
    Senior Member 7om's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,586
    Mentioned
    23 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)


    And people have the audacity to make fun of Sir Steve Bruce.

  23. #923
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,402
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Really blotted his coffee book with those 5 points (unless one was a cup win - I think it was).

  24. #924
    Senior Member wullie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,697
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Sheffield United beat West Brom which put them up but more importantly means both they and Blackburn haven't overtaken us with their two games in hand each.



    Everything's been going our way a little too much which means Saturday's sold out biggest home game in years against Birmingham is where we shit the bed.

  25. #925
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    7,809
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Just watched the highlights of the City-Araenal game. For the 1st and 3rd goals Partey literally and almost intentional slows down to let De Bruyne go past him. He completely lets him go for another chance when Ramsdale saves from Haaland. Proper fix.

  26. #926

    Join Date
    Jan 2022
    Posts
    6,489
    Mentioned
    18 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Sheffield United beat West Brom which put them up but more importantly means both they and Blackburn haven't overtaken us with their two games in hand each.



    Everything's been going our way a little too much which means Saturday's sold out biggest home game in years against Birmingham is where we shit the bed.
    You might want to drop down to 6th because you'll smash Luton with Gyokeres up top. Although they beat us on Monday night (dive for a penalty, which the lad admitted and might now get banned for), we played our 2nd string and absolutely battered them. How they've got that far without a central defence is completely mind boggling.

  27. #927
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Haaland breaking the record for most goals in a 38-game Premier League season with 7 to go is
    Some plur.

    Will he do it against Ryan Porteous and Grant Hanley in June though? I doubt it.

  28. #928
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    41,055
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Same old Spurs.

  29. #929
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Why did Perisic sprint his heart out to stop that going for a corner lol. Ended up costing his team a goal

  30. #930
    Senior Member Gray Fox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    14,898
    Mentioned
    98 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Valencia with a massive goal at the death in their game against Villarreal to get them out of the bottom 3.

    Current scores standing would basically send Southampton down. Everton right in the shit. Leicester, Brighton and City are their next 3 games too.

  31. #931
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Lovely finish from Wilson. Newcastle have two proper strikers in him and Isak. Both ridiculously injury prone though.

  32. #932
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,402
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Oooh, we're still in the mood for goals.

  33. #933
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    18,090
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Spurs are such a shambles, but other than going to Bayern to 'win' the Bundesliga what offers are going to be on the table for Harry? United aren't winning anything with other, better teams in the league, so why bother going there. City won't want him. He was a boyhood gooner, no? The madcap theory I saw the other day that he would join Smallpockets at Chelsea seems about the most sensible one going, which is alarming.

    I guess that's what you get for having your [probably even more retarded] brother as an agent.

  34. #934
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Isak

  35. #935
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    41,055
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    How did Bruno miss that ffs?

  36. #936
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,303
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post

    Current scores standing would basically send Southampton down. Everton right in the shit. Leicester, Brighton and City are their next 3 games too.
    If Leicester beat them they could be just about done.

  37. #937
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    41,055
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We've been so fucking shit in the second half.

    In so many games we turn off after going 2-0 up.

    Son tried to miss that.

  38. #938
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Jacksonville, FL
    Posts
    8,605
    Mentioned
    52 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    This second half has been embarrassing for United

  39. #939
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    13,026
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ffs. Liverpool are going to finish 4th

  40. #940
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,303
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Ffs. Liverpool are going to finish 4th
    No there’s just not enough games left.

  41. #941
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,579
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I don't think he's taking Diers Mong of the Match trophy, but Fred really is stealing a living.

  42. #942
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    18,090
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Next year is going to be a bad one for the coefficient.

  43. #943
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,402
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Nah, West Ham's going to get a million UEFA points for winning the Conference Winner's Cup.

  44. #944
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    7,809
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Kicked off in the Euroleague last night between Real Madrid and Partizan, including a fantastic body slam at 00:09


  45. #945
    Senior Member Adramelch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    2,605
    Mentioned
    13 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I don't see Yabusele playing again in the Euroleague any time soon after that. It will also be interesting what happens with the third game since Real have to go to Belgrade and I can't imagine that will go well.

  46. #946
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    7,809
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Adramelch View Post
    I don't see Yabusele playing again in the Euroleague any time soon after that. It will also be interesting what happens with the third game since Real have to go to Belgrade and I can't imagine that will go well.
    Yeah, behind closed doors, you'd think.
    Llull has since taken "full responsibility", though I'm not sure why - it was a hard foul, but he didn't start the ruck.

    They also kinda have to finish this game, too - there was 1:42 before it was cancelled.

  47. #947
    Senior Member Adramelch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    2,605
    Mentioned
    13 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    He didn't quite attempt to get the ball to be honest, looked like it was just out of frustration so maybe he thought it could have all been averted. As for the game I'm pretty sure that just went to Partizan.

  48. #948
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    41,055
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is there a reason why Ayew took off his shirt for an equaliser in the 15th minute?

    Seems like a bit of an over-celebration so early.

  49. #949
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    7,809
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    This ref puts WPUJC Vaas to shame.


  50. #950
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    41,055
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    West Ham lol.

    Done really well after taking the lead.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •