Toby is right in fairness. He was a tit in many ways but Harold is not to blame for this place being dead. People just have too much else going on to have time or just can't be arsed.
I also blame 7om. Wanker.
I blame 7om as well, for the record.
Zom was just all mouth and no trousers but the place is past being fixed if he started posting now.
Everyone with less than five-hundred posts is a mooching wank.
Maybe we should just go back to the dugout. Or Nick's forum...
I knew I should have posted it at the time I looked it up because I could have predicted this exact moan. Posting sans Harold posts (note not those quoting Harold) was at exactly the same rate. Stop being moaning wanks and have a nice time rather than just necessarily analyzing your relationships so often a WDYTOE isn't even necessary.
Love you all.
The quietness of the forum is exactly why Harold was such an irritant. It felt like half the posts were him talking shite.
We need a niche. How about midget fighting?
Sure. Who will I fight?
Magic just needs to get the twitter running again.
Should boydy fight a transsexual?
It is a bit dead, but I'd rather that than have every post revolve around Harold and his nonsense.
Speaking on behalf of the lurkers, this place is a far better read without Harold. Well done John.
Sure, me too. I'm addressing it more at the various people said they would post more if not for those threads.
We probably need to think about how we can get new members. The problem with The Dugout other than the site itself was the fact that nobody could really register. We've fixed that technically but it doesn't really make a difference if nobody new comes here anyway.
If you were being sensible and largely avoiding Harold arguments, it was just as dead before, and if anything I'd say it's picked up slightly.
It will die soonish if we don't get new members though. We are quite high up in google, which surprised me.
It certainly feels like a nicer place at the moment.
I just can't imagine more than a few people a year stumbling across this site by chance, let alone actually signing up. We're an FM forum that isn't an FM forum any more.
How would you sell it to people? How would you even describe this place?
Yeah, that's a problem - there are new no members joining because we kind of exist in a vacuum.
Magic needs to drum up publicity on the Twitter account.
We're like a supporters club for a football team that has gone out of business.
We need to rebrand. We should go for something Korea related.
Chuck an advert on facebook or something saying 'LADS BANTER LADS LADS BANTER' and we'll get people flocking.
Then we'll sneer at them all until they leave.
Now I'm unemployed I can dedicate my time to being TTH's PR guy. I'll print off a load of business cards.
Problem is it isn't exactly a link your mate forum, is it? Would you want your pals knowing you'd shagged a bloke in a wig, were having affairs, hated your family, couldn't piss in public, were a racist, were a homophobe etc
I was thinking about this the other day on the train. Get one of those free business card samples were they send you about 50 with VISTAPRINT plastered on the back, and put the URL on it and maybe a crowd-thought witty message. Have a few of us order them and leave them in places we go. Could be an amusing thing to do, if nothing else.
Someone (unemployed, hint hint) get it researched and tell us what and where to order. Maximum spend: Ł0.00 to get more people willing to be involved.
I'm a twit
Me and Baz are in Belgium in the summer, we could leave cards there and get all those cool guys back.
We should hire a billboard outside one of the big stadiums.
"Should Transsexuals be able to fight women? Also will Benitez be successful? p.s Trannies welcome"
https://www.moo.com/uk/partner/sampl...tenetwork=awin gives you 10 with free postage
10 really isn't worth bothering. someone find one with at least 25.
https://uzmarketing.com/free-250-bus...s-no-gimmicks/ 250 to America. Must be one like that for UK then.
I'm a twit
Where are we going to leave them? Given our current member base I'd say psychiatric wards, fetish clubs, gay bars and nurseries would be the best bet.
Fifty for "free" but you have to pay Ł3 postage: http://www.banana-print.co.uk/freebusinesscards/
250 with postage here: http://print24.com/uk/product/business-cards-free/
Anyone else worried about being exposed by these new members IRL?
We must only attract members with as much to lose as us (me).
If a few people did it and just stuck them up on those free notice board things we'd be set for at least 3 posts of "saw this place advertised in the Pied Bull toilet next to condom machine on the taxi board, what is it about?" posts.
Yeah, the sense of mutually assured destruction definitely keeps people well behaved. It would be remarkably easy to sabotage peoples' lives if anyone was enough of a cunt. Has anything like that ever happened? My knowledge of TTH history is very limited.
Yes, Dav nearly got exposed IIRC. Wedge exposed someone didn't he?
Apparently here will send you 250 for free including shipping.
This is where I'm at.
What's the Twitter again?
I'm a twit
Raoul give us a hand, mate.
Please at least have one of our many graphic design crew members give you something that looks half decent.
"A forum on the internet. Come and have a look." Give up the driving, Baz, a sparkling career in advertising awaits.
Although I do like the simplicity of it, it's mysterious...inviting. It looks absolute shit but that's endearing to me. It'd have to be sellotaped to a bog door to get my attention though.
I think we should have that infamous shameful lustage woman on it.