There was a lad in my year who was really, really fat (well beyond the normal fat lad standards of people like me), and in later life he just took to sending half-naked selfies to birds he liked because why not? Was he any less likely to succeed with that approach? So this fucking uppity tart... Get a picture of you wanking sent her way.
*suffers from chronic anxiety and a lack of self confidence, so much so that someone sitting next to him is the worst thing that could ever happen*
*travels to a warzone to try and pump a camgirl*
I was in a bad mood and I really don't like the woman who sat next to me.Originally Posted by Adamski
I find the use of the word 'female' really odd. Like accurate, but oddly specific and grammatically vaguely off.
Fuck sake Mahow.
It's a bit 'fedora bro'.
I think it's only Mert and Mahow who use it so...
The 'Autism Test' should have one question.
'Did you feel the need to take this test?'
GS used to use 'female', and GS on females was probably the best of the board.
Still makes me lol out loud.
How many files do you have in your TTH archive? I feel like it should be put online, for future generations.
The Harvey Danger Memorial Library.
So this is where we find ourselves at; taking online mongol tests.
That was just from another thread. The only thing I have saved is this.
Supermarkets and their wank offers. ASDA, Morrisons, Sainsburys and Tesco all have EXACTLY the same fucking deals on alcohol, all at the same time.
EDIT: LolValentines, but at least do sumert different ffs.
The lack of glasses is finally catching up and my head is pounding all day. Thought I was going to get through til Saturday but I may go tomorrow.
Is your eye sight that bad you can't stop bumping in to things?
Yes that's it.
I have an eye test on Friday, because I think I need some reading glasses. Can the resident speccy nerds offer me any advice on living as one?
Hopefully it's some sort of tumour.
@Lewis Don't buy from the Boots or wherever you're going, have a look around online.
Also who is your avatar? He looks very un-Lewis.
It's Fred West.
John Travolta.
- Try and get glasses that 'pinch' your head a bit. It's annoying as fuck if they slide around too much. There are ones with springs inset in the arms (rather than just hinges) are best
- Maybe not for your case as you're only using them for reading, but if you are going to use them outside don't cheap out on lenses - get the anti-glare/UV + anti-fog etc. Being randomly blind just because it's a bit hot somewhere is a ballache
- Pick a frame shape that matches your head shape
Kanye West, I thought
Oh and Helen Lederer was a guest speaking.
She's even worse in real life.
Honestly have no idea how she got into comedy.
Hmm. Good advice. What about pocket protectors. or the best Doctor Who?
Yeah, alright, dickheads.
@Lewis I bought my last ones from here. https://www.glassesdirect.co.uk 7 day free trial of 4 pairs. And they've got an offer on at the moment.
My town is pretty pensioner-heavy, so I think we have about three opticians. I'll just go to one of those.
Just go to Specsavers (get a voucher for a free eye test on their website), try on loads and then buy two in their offer.
I doubt you'll need any coatings for reading glasses.
I don't want to be caught short in shit ones if some females see me in them.
Where did you get that picture from, Lewis?
I saw it on Twitter ages ago, and something - probably God - told me to save it.
God is great.
Be handy alright.
Don't go for any fancy 'anti' add-ons they try push on you. Most are a load of shit and make no difference.
Day to day, keep a good rag on you at all times. While wearing them you'll need to clean them often. That's the only thing made me contemplate surgery, it's annoying as fuck constantly cleaning them.
Get contacts, Lew. You aint got the boat for bins.
I'd rather insert hypodermic needles in to my eyes than contact lenses.
Get ICL like a real boss.
I'm a twit
You're a mong then tbh.
They don't insert. The sit on your eye.
Just go don the test so you can keep lolling at the nerds.
Christ knows what I was thinking trying to antagonise the Russian mafia.
I am short-sighted in my left eye, and I have whatever it is (I think he said astigmatism) that strains me when I read for ages, but I don't need them for driving or Star Trek conventions or anything. I'll take that.
One of us! One of us!
That's what I have. Means glasses as there's no surgery.
For astigmatism? There is surgery for it. I'd like to have it done one day if possible. I don't mind wearing glasses when I'm in but I wear contacts for tennis and running etc - I feel restricted with glasses.
Yeah but not one of the walk-in/walk-out laser ops they can do for the other stuff for around a grand. As far as I was told if need something replaced (lens?) so it'd be a major enough thing.
I don't mind the glasses anyway really. I'm fucked up all this week without them, may book a half day one day next week to go get more.
I have pretty bad astigmatism/some sort of eye disease probably which means I see really pronounced streaks coming from light sources. Some forms of car headlights can also be pretty blinding for me too.
Probably shouldn't drive at night but who needs to see that well?
I got the filter things on mine for headlights when driving at night. Didn't make one pick of difference, pure scam.
Might buy hipster ones this time.
I'm thinking some of these, but if I'm only short in one eye couldn't I get away with a Joseph Chamberlain monocle fit for these times of Imperial Preference?
Anti Glare and ultra thin for mine.
Can't say that the glare helps. My prescription anti polarising Ray Bans do the trick in the Summer, doubt they'll help much at night sadly.
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