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Thread: The ULTRAMEGA Summer 2017 Transfers and Rumours Thread [featuring THE MIGHTY BLADES]

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    I thought this new Southampton manager was actually Manuel Pellegrini, so consider me well and truly MIND GAMED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Ashley has sold his entire stake in the club to a supporters' trust, bringing their holding up over ten percent. Lovely.
    You got my hopes up for a second, John. And I fell in the same trap as Lewis.

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    Matic to United for 40 million quid is basically done

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    Would rather have Fabinho.

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    I'd rather have Schneiderlin.

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    Chelsea really have it going on in the transfer market these days, but I suppose that is simply a product of bunging the right agents money over the years (so it's probably a zero sum game at best).

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    It's the beauty of buying Jorge Mendes players, yeah you get ripped off at every corner getting the player, but then he rips someone else off when you get rid. Tres egalitarian.

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    That's a good deal for us. Has his moments but was a lazy shite all last season and we need someone more dynamic.

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    Macho Man Randy Matic to form the Midfield Mega Powers with Fellainimania.

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    It also looks as though we'll be taking the Kanté memes literally and only fielding him in midfield next season. I think we're down to him, Fabregas and Chalobah at the moment.

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    Sturridge to Man Utd, you heard it here first #WhoIsITKiko

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    Such an underwhelming signing. Matic just isn't that good, but I look forward to being proven wrong.

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    When he's on it he's an absolute beast, so hopefully having (I would imagine) a very specific role at the base of the midfield gets the best out of him.

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    If it's Fabinho AND Matic then that's perfectly acceptable.

    If it's Matic OVER Fabinho then boy we are fucking up massive.

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    The only times I've watched Fabinho this season his team have defended like absolute dickheads, so I'm not especially put out by this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    It also looks as though we'll be taking the Kanté memes literally and only fielding him in midfield next season. I think we're down to him, Fabregas and Chalobah at the moment.
    Aren't you buying a player from Monaco (as is the fashion it would seem) to replace him?

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    I'm not gonna act like I'm an Fabinho expert but it's not like we don't need the depth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Aren't you buying a player from Monaco (as is the fashion it would seem) to replace him?
    You say the fashion, I'm sure this is why Mendes placed all those players there in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Aren't you buying a player from Monaco (as is the fashion it would seem) to replace him?
    Bakayoko who looks pretty damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    Such an underwhelming signing. Matic just isn't that good, but I look forward to being proven wrong.
    Yeah.

    He seemed very good during Mourinho's second season back there.

    I'm guessing he's been identified as someone who can do the boring bit during Pogba's wild excursions to attacking midfield, left wing and Antarctica.

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    Give me Ibrahima Bakayoko or else I'm not interested.

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    Lemar has rejected Spurs and will be joining Arsenal. Can't say I watched him play but any chance for a mini lol at Spurs is worth it.

    He played at Caen with Kante apparently.

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    At this rate Prince Albert might get a few games for Monaco next season.

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    As you suggested, there are wider things at play there.

    Either that or Monaco somehow cobbled together the greatest team of all time last season. Le(ic)st(er) we forget who else won a league and had a surprisingly good run in the Champions League recently, without having the world shit the bed and try to buy all of their players.

    Are United going to buy half a team per summer until they come good?

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    Nainggolan appears to be on which would be lovely.

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    Beware midfielders who seem dynamic in Italy.

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    We've never had that problem, it will be fine.

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    That ugly freak cunt will undo a decade of global marketing goodwill.

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    We can make him have a relationship with the trendy lesbian and become a full on progressive club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    We can make him have a relationship with the trendy lesbian and become a full on progressive club.
    Pro tip: if you look like the prototypical version of a paedophile eFit. Don't denigrate someone based on their looks.

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    Thought so. Two jokes nicked from other posters out of two. That's me shown. Got an opinion you haven't got peer review for?

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    You mean something similar to your original masterpiece?

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    I think he's quit the board, Mahow. What a donning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    I'm not gonna act like I'm an Fabinho expert but it's not like we don't need the depth.
    Don't you have about 75 midfielders?

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    Not in the middle. Unless you count Wayne Rooney.

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    We'll sign Fabinho not Matic.

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    Migraine?

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    That attack on Mahow from phonics seemed to come out of nowhere. Have I missed something?

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    I'm not sure it was nowhere, he was making a point at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    That attack on Mahow from phonics seemed to come out of nowhere. Have I missed something?
    He's on a constant simmer of seethe in regards to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Migraine?
    Someone changed it after seeing I've used it as a name for gaming accounts.

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    Who is Fabinho?

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    Bakayoko is only for £35m as well.

    Why aren't we in for him instead of Matic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Don't you have about 75 midfielders?
    Like Lewis' mentioned not so many in center mid but he's also a good shout at RB apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Who is Fabinho?
    I second this query, although I assume he plays for Monaco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Bakayoko is only for £35m as well.

    Why aren't we in for him instead of Matic?
    Isn't he the running about one (Fabinho being the holding and passing one)? Ander Herrera mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Nainggolan appears to be on which would be lovely.
    Woof. How's that work then? Matic sitting, Nainggolan and Pogba ahead? Poor Herrera.

    And Nainggolan would be dynamic anywhere, @Jimmy Floyd. Which is why the combination of Kante and Nainggolan would make opposition midfields look like a bunch a stick figures. Although Bakayoko and Alex Sandro would be pretty great for you too, I reckon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Bakayoko is only for £35m as well.

    Why aren't we in for him instead of Matic?
    Because he's not a holding midfielder, which is what we need.

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