PM @Bam
PM @Bam
New page and you fucked it up.
PM @Bam
@Bam
Yeah ask @Bam lads
I'm here !! Fuck I hope I don't fuck this up lolz
Got any tips for him @Bam?Originally Posted by igor_balis
Live commentary, please.
Be yourself mate she aint worth it if she dont like you for you
Awful advice. Try to be as much like Pleb as possible.
If things head south piss in her glass of wine when she's in the bog then let out a 'textbook' under your breath when she has a sip.
Legend Igor.
Or do what I did when I met a lass who looked fuck all like her pictures, just start telling her you've eaten out of a bin before.
Anyway, good luck mate.
If he acts like Pleb then she will leave before its started because she knows she aint good enuff
I just PM'd Bam and the cheeky little bastard said
How did your date go?
She's really fit, going well so far
Going to end in tears.
Igors tears.
"Be like Pleb" is probably the best advice anyone could give.
I hope you prepared the dungeon in advance, Igor.
Can't you stream it?
Pepper spray will do that
So will emotional soul searching.
Magic's jealousy is palpable.
Pretty successful date! Met at a pub, but it was really busy so we had to sit awkwardly on a bench by an occupied pool table. After some fairly solid but slightly nervous chat we walked to another place, chatted a bit more openly, made her laugh a few times, then walked to a third place, she was so flustered she didn't know how to answer "what do you do for a living" from the girl behind the bar which was quite cute.
Chatted a bit more about disastrous previous dates we'd had. made her cry laughing at some stupid joke, she walked me to the train station, gave me a kiss and told me to fuck off so I didn't miss my train, then tinder messaged me saying she'd like to go an another date. Smashed it, or at least compared to my other tinder dates.
People date off Tinder what in the fuck. Failed date fam.
Igor
Nice work.
Another victory for TTH.
Nice one Igor
@summsuccess how did your date go last night?
You should have invited her onto the train for a coffee.
Play it cool.
I'm only on page 5 and I really don't know if I should continue. Is it safe to do so?
Is this the reason he left? He got found out?
I read you went on a date last night but I've started to read this thread from the start. Are you still STD free?
Your name makes so much sense now. You went at it hammer and tongs.
But then.....I take it you're into into BDSM and the like?Got a couple of dates at the end of the week
Girl A: Met her on daft dating website and been chatting to her for a few weeks. Seems nice and interesting, but is a big unit so we'll see how that goes. Whether I'm attracted to her will depend entirely on the chemistry so will have to wait and see.
Girl B: Met her at that fetish club a few weeks ago. Into all that crazy shit and is fiiiine so looking forward to it. Downside is that it's possible, based on what I've gathered from talking to her, the she might some mental health issues of some sort which I can't really be arsed with, especially if I'm gonna be a counsellor it'll be too much if it's at home too. We'll see.
Girl C is also on the horizon - a lass in my office who is lovely and hot and all that. She says she wants to come see me perform my crap poetry so there's definitely potential there for something. At the moment I think I like her most of the three, though girl B obviously has some bonus point for being into all kinds of crazy sex shit.
I twigged when Mellberg threw out the stereotype comment and the African Prince title. Is that how your username came about? A&E?
I'm starting to notice a theme with these meltdowns.
I can't be certain about any of the three women I'm referring to in that post.
Went back and re-read page 3 randomly and was rewarded with this cracker:
AE's username is his initials.
That is gold.
When I was reading the bit about Magic and his wife I thought I was reading a modified version of Form of Death by Roy Lewis and now I just read the Albanian Mafia story by Wedge.
Is this forum just loads of alias's?
Eric Ward thinks he is happily married -- until he discovers that his wife, Anne, has been spending rather too much time with a business associate. Suspicious and angry, Ward finds comfort in the arms of a beautiful stranger. But when his new lover is found dead, he must do everything he can to avoid becoming the focus of a murder inquiry that could wreck his future. As police pressure looms, Ward makes his own inquiries. Increasingly desperate to find the girl s killer, he begins to learn more about a shady Tyneside world of drugs, dodgy property deals and illicit nightclubs. And when he learns that the trouble in Newcastle has its roots in Asian big business, he begins to fear for his own life as he seeks the final answers on the Tyne. Tense and gripping, hurtling forward to a nail-biting finish, A Form of Death is the latest in Roy Lewis s popular Eric Ward series."
I honestly don't even know what's real anymore.
Went out after Eurovision and snogged a pretty, married (and middle class) 42 year old woman. Is it wrong that I'm far more proud than ashamed?
No I think that is the appropriate response.
Recently dropped the other girls in my life and have been hooking up with a blonde 20-year old D1 competetive full-scholarship cheerleader from one of the local schools. Ridiculous body, ridiculously hot, great sex, she's pretty intensely in love with me, but...she's actually fukin crazy.
Anyways it was fun while it lasted and will continue when I get back, but now currently in New Orelans. Will try my luck with the local population and see how that goes. Also @7om is a pussy for not meeting up in DC.
... You're not the aristocracy. You don't pick women like this. That's why the royal family is full of cousin fuckers. Do you want to fuck your cousins?Recently dropped the other girls in my life and have been hooking up with a blonde 20-year old D1 competetive full-scholarship cheerleader from one of the local schools.
Do you really need that answered?
I'm not sure copping off with someone who's married is anything to be particularly proud of.
No, I do feel quite guilty about it now I'm more hungover than drunk.
Imagine explaining to your mid-40 year old husband you cheated on him after 20 years' marriage with Igy.
Definitely a moment to be proud of. She'd have been getting it off someone else otherwise.
How did you feel when she told you?
Paging @Cheddar.
Elated.
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