Looks like Thomas Mueller.
Looks like Thomas Mueller.
He's my friend's work colleague, he was a nice bloke. I don't think he really enjoyed our shit night out in Liverpool though.
That night a quite sexy girl was looking over at me and smiling at me for 20 minutes or so. She finally came over and said hi, and I was so drunk all I could manage to say was 'that guy you were dancing with over there is cool!' in a really sarcastic voice. She just glared at me and walked off. The weird looking guy I saw dancing with her was clearly her mate or something, rather than some randomer bothering her as I thought. Ooops.
Liverpool again? C'mon!
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RIP Bumper
Indeed.
Ever been Brooklyn Mixer? I've not but been told it's right up my street.
Anyway, obligatory mugshot. And it's got Mike, The Reid and Baz on, you lucky sods:
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Baz winning on correct suit wearing there, but these are narrow margins we're talking.
I love a waistcoat.
Elaborate?
EDIT @Jimmy Floyd
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Mike is the clear loser though.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Was all about the braces.
Mike looks like the sort of person who moves in with a mother of three and manipulates her into molesting them with him.
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fucking hell.
He looks like the Irish guy from Shaun of the Dead.
The Reid also looks like a complete cunt, which is nice.
It could be worse. You could be going bald.
Your effort is pretty solid, hard to pick any fault. Reid is also doing well, but a shoddy tie lets him down. Mike is in third place, the cardinal sin of shirted belly showing beneath the waistcoat, and the flower is at a dodgy angle. The standard is very high though.
All hail the Windsor knot.
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I find tying a tie almost impossible. It always makes me think I might be dyspraxic.
I don't think we need to isolate conditions you have. 'Mess' covers it nicely.
My tie is still tied in the wardrobe since I last wore it in 2013 so I can just put it over my head and job done.
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Always done the four in hand knot. Simple and it can look decent.
I used to do that until I discovered the Windsor knot. Never looked back.
(That video is sad as hell, btw)
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I went half windsor on the day, as to not upstage the groom.
I might try the Windsor next time, it does look good and pretty easy.
Would like to try an Eldredge too but it looks mental to attempt.
Great chat in here, lads.
Mike is terrifying.
All three of them lose for having the the bottom button of their waistcoat done up.
I didn't at first! The internet told me not to. But I bowed to peer pressure.
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Child abusers seek out victim for forgiveness.
I did meet them as a kid. I showed them this photo and they were quite touched*
*I've set that up for someone
You actually look like their improbable son.
They both have exactly the same nose, I bet you could swap them and no-one would notice.
I like that the little one is doing exactly the same pose.
Who do you think would win in a fight between Hammer and Mike?
Britain's children.
They'll never fight. Any attempts will result in a Fred and Rose existence. Who's the recognised photoshop guy these days? There's an opportunity.
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There's a nice pizza place in one of the corners near the tower.
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You look like Mellin dressed as a retard.
Igor looks like one if those boring cunts that excuses their lack of personality by having a beard and forcing beard grooming tips and product recommendations on anyone that is polite enough to put up with it. Proper Mumford and Cunt.
I can only assume James was actually trying to look like that Emmerdale mong. Unless the picture is a cry for help.
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