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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I haven't watched a panel show for years, but is there really a quota? Christ.
    It's been a couple of years now.

    I'm hoping now that QI will have Sandi Toksvig hosting (Jesus fucking Christ) they can cut down on Sue fucking Perkins and Roni Ancona.

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    Did Fry quit of his own volition or was it some twitter bollocks that forced him out? And at least Roni Ancona qualifies as interesting. I was actually thinking the other day about panelists on shows that vanish as soon as their role is done. Rory McGrath, Lee Hurst, Sean Hughes, etc...

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    Didn't he retire after it came out on Twitter he's actually a massive racist homophobe?

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    Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?

    The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.

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    No, she's the Scottish Tory leader. It's not a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?

    The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.
    Zoe Lyons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    No, she's the Scottish Tory leader. It's not a joke.
    Very very good.

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    I'm on holiday and went and played footgolf for the first time. It was good fun, but I won't really be in a rush to do it again. Much more likely to just have a 3 on 3, or headers and volleys, or hit the crossbar - for free and nearby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Who's the buck toothed gawky alcoholic lesbian one?

    The only lesbian comedian I can think of is the little round Scottish woman always wearing suits.
    Susan Calman. She's abysmal.

    The 'quota' for panel shows is just a BBC thing isn't it? Channel Four did a thing based around famous quotes a couple of years ago with Richard Ayoade on it and I think in the whole series there were about three women on it.

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    So maybe I should approach things with an open mind more, went to see Sarah Millican and thought she was absolutely tremendous, really intelligent and obviously well written. It must have taken her at least a year to write such an inspired show. Still laughing at some of the jokes now.

    You guys should definitely go and see her.

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    @Mert where in Paris should I watch the euro final?

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    I'm in Paris tomorrow as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    So maybe I should approach things with an open mind more, went to see Sarah Millican and thought she was absolutely tremendous, really intelligent and obviously well written. It must have taken her at least a year to write such an inspired show. Still laughing at some of the jokes now.

    You guys should definitely go and see her.
    This was a lie, by the way. It was absolutely fucking dire. Fannies! Fingering! Periods! HAHAHA! Shit! Shit! Poo! Fucking hilarious m8.

    Her support act was far funnier. A homosexual man that I went to school with (and we used to bully him for being gay) sat two rows in front of me with his boyfriend, and she went on a massive boring diatribe about getting one up on someone who bullied her at school. I felt a bit shit but then remembered I was an alpha and everything was ok again. The funniest bit was a middle aged bloke collapsing on the way out.

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    Jesus what a meet that would be. The I'm always right because I'm at University one, the I'm better than you look at my watch it cost money! one, and the Europe is so cool man look at all this culture better than my shit mid-West cardboard militant Mormon town.

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    I don't have an expensive watch. This Cartier watch was no more than Ł3k second hand.

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    It actually sounds like a pretty good meet, make it happen lads. Jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Jesus what a meet that would be. The I'm always right because I'm at University one, the I'm better than you look at my watch it cost money! one, and the Europe is so cool man look at all this culture better than my shit mid-West cardboard militant Mormon town.

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    I shouldn't complain about going in voluntarily for overtime tomorrow but... I'm gonna. Get home in time for Wimbledon and the Grand Prix, I guess.

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    I went to Lincoln this afternoon, and they let us in the cathedral for free because it was nearly closing.

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    How long has that loudmouth Canadian wench been doing Sunday Brunch? Ruined.

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    It's always been ruined, fuck Lovejoy.

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    Aye, it's fucking terrible because that cunt's on it.

    Saturday Kitchen, on the other hand, is great. Elizabeth Allen was on yesterday. I'm in love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Aye, it's fucking terrible because that cunt's on it.

    Saturday Kitchen, on the other hand, is great. Elizabeth Allen was on yesterday. I'm in love.
    Saturday Kitchen used to be essential watching but it's all down to who's presenting which dictates it getting turned off after 10 seconds now. Only caught one bit yesterday though and there was some uppity odious bitch cooking steak that made me switch off anyway.

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    That's who I was on about. Elizabeth Allen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post


    That's who I was on about. Elizabeth Allen.
    She seemed a horrible person. Though in fairness, most top chefs (I'm not sure how top she is, I think she's only a masterchef winner) do come across as cocky cunts.

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    Martins last show was great.

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    He's clearly raking it in selling his sticky sausages to Asda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    @Mert where in Paris should I watch the euro final?
    @Spoonsky Sorry dude I just saw this, I don't check my notifications usually

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    Fucking off tomorrow with some friends to play Pokemon GO!!!!!!!!!

    We shall see how that goes.

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    Adults playing that is so gay.

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    See you'd think that but I don't know I kind've enjoy it.

    It's not nearly as childish as you'd imagine. Okay. Let me stop. Maybe it is.

    BUT! I really enjoy the different things I've been able to happen upon because of how the game's geosystem works.

    I worked in this one town for two years and recently had to go cover there for a coworker. I noticed a ton of "Pokestops" in the downtown area. Visiting them, I discovered this entire part of town I had no idea about. and all sorts of other little tidbits about the town.

    It's just really cool to explore and it gives you kind've a guideline to do so. I'm really excited to try it out in other parts of Orlando that I've been to but never actually seen apparently.

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    Besides, it's either that or sit around doing just about fuck all considering there's no MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER!!! match in town or any concerts to speak of.

    Guns n' Roses in two weeks time though

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    bruh's infectious enthusiasm about stuff is really annoying. And by infectious I mean in an Ebola type way.

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    I've decided on dark rum and soda water. That's probably the least gay drink. I think. Scheme pub too.

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    I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I've decided on dark rum and soda water. That's probably the least gay drink. I think. Scheme pub too.
    At least put coke zero in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?
    Yes, doing things like.. oh I don't know... spending hours upon hours on this website trying to outpoint a bunch of Europeans on American social issues.. is certainly a much more valuable use of my free time than hanging out with friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    I honestly don't understand people who have time for diversions like Pokemon Go; aren't you busy doing things?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mert View Post
    Oh shit, that actually reminds me that I wanted to watch that movie and I have nothing to do. Thanks (not even joking).
    ...

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    "Not even joking" needs to be bannable.

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    I can see its value in getting fat kids out the house, but I've just seen some idiots in Asda playing it. Move.

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    I downloaded it yesterday but I've quickly realised I can't be arsed. I'll just stick with regular, lazy gaming, thanks.

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    Every nerdy guy who live within a one mile radius lurking outside Tesco on their phones, all upto the same thing. I strolled past like I'm too cool for this shit, but really



    because my phone's too rubbish to play it.
    I'm a twit

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    Few beers at work tonight. Tomorrow go to the gym and then go buy a suit

    Other than that: 24/7 Pokémon, obviously

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    I installed it today and had a go, not really my sort of thing.

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    I'm trying to decide what to eat. I haven't long got back from working at the Birmingham office, and the wife is out, so I want a treat. I really fancied chippy but the only good one that's nearby is closed. I can't be arsed with pizza, and a full on Indian feels like it's too much.

    Ugh. I'm such an indecisive cunt when it comes to food.

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    I'm looking forward to using AR more, but definitely not like that.

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    Chinese, @SvN.

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    What about one of those Pizza Express pizzas? They're only about five hundred calories, and...

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    ...and they make you go bald.

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    That comedy night went alright. I pity the second guy that was on, though. Very "I went to a <blank> recently and <gag>" A few good laughs, though.

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