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    "Cooking" with Jus Tim.

    https://youtu.be/De7XI55p5Z4

    Enjoy.

    Episode #1.

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    Oh for fuck sake.

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    Outstanding.

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    You've filmed it with your camera the wrong way.

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    Is that Jus as in the effete sauce?

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    Cool. How did you explain that to whoever was filming?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Is that Jus as in the effete sauce?
    I'm a twit

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    Fucking vertical filming, get out.

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    Having watched the full video, the cinematography is the least of his problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Having watched the full video, the cinematography is the least of his problems.
    Haha, whys that? I’d love a full and serious critique.
    I'm a twit

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    He's on about his hairline.

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    Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Haha, whys that? I’d love a full and serious critique.
    Well we can start with the fact he's beating eggs in a dog bowl and the sound of the fork against the bottom makes my ears want to detach from my head.

    I'll give him his props though, the final omelette looks far nicer than anything he did in the cooking process deserved. It's a results business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.
    Gary Rhodes? Has he been on television this century?

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    I googled Rhodes the other week, turns out he sold out for petrodollars some time ago.

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    Surely you just shave the island off at this point?

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    It's part one of a ten part viewing.

    I'll make sure camera is turned next time. Quite a few inside jokes which probably don't translate well on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.
    Oh yes, that was loads better than looking at Rachel Khoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    It's part one of a ten part viewing.

    I'll make sure camera is turned next time. Quite a few inside jokes which probably don't translate well on here.
    Tidy as you go.

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    Who are the 'inside jokes' for if they're not playing well here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Tidy as you go.
    That's the plan. I've just bought the powerdirector thing which will help.

    I got a Samsung S8+ now so I reckon I could do something better. It was purely spur of the moment.

    Inside jokes are for the people I work with John. Specifically the cleaning up bit.

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    How's the skag treating you Tim?

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    Peachy.

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    Nigel Slater is ace.

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    I don't even....

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Nigel Slater is ace.
    Understatement imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    That's the plan. I've just bought the powerdirector thing which will help.

    I got a Samsung S8+ now so I reckon I could do something better. It was purely spur of the moment.

    Inside jokes are for the people I work with John. Specifically the cleaning up bit.
    What the...

    Making a video for a forum and putting inside jokes in it that only people who will never see it will get?


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    They can't possibly have the internet too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Nigel Slater is ace.
    Until you buy one of his books and instead of genteel recipe advice you get stories and him being jizzed on the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    They can't possibly have the internet too.
    Of course they don't. And if they do they'd only watch BritainFirst Facebook videos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Until you buy one of his books and instead of genteel recipe advice you get stories and him being jizzed on the woods.
    Best bits.

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    Expecting the big finale of episode 10 to be a spitroast of Giggles tbh.

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    Episode two will be from his back garden.

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    Archive material this.

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    I can't wait to see how advanced we go.

    Today, I'm making a chip butty...

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    Has he not worked in kitchens before? By the second series I'm expecting at the very least something worthy of the opening round of Masterchef - the Professionals.

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    "Paul Hollywood's Toast."

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    That deleted post by Smiffy

    Kiko can see that, you know Smiff.

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    He's SEETHING!!!

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    Fuck post it John ffs.

    Or SvN. Or anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    That deleted post by Smiffy

    Kiko can see that, you know Smiff.
    I wasn't going to mention that, but I lolled for a good minute at it. It's a corker.

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    Post it ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Post it ffs.
    It was some nonsensical raving about his [Dawson's] wife.

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    It's a great seethe which is all the better as it barely makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.
    You shut the fuck up about Rachel Khoo

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    She’s just so fucking annoying and twee. Ergh. Can’t stand twee.

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