That is like some third world car advert from 20 years ago.
That is like some third world car advert from 20 years ago.
We made a gif of him tapping the badge and got some belting quotes.
lol as if
He was actually an Arsenal fan as a kid wasn't he?
EDIT: https://www.uefa.com/memberassociati...id=832354.html
Not a kid, but still.
I don't think I want anything more than for 'Alexis' to be a Torres-style failure.
Originally Posted by randomlegend
That's a cracking video. It's what football is all about imo, sends shivers down the spine.
It's a pretty top signing as well. He's obviously brilliant and performs at a higher level than the Armenian.
They should make a 'Welcome to Manchester' poster and have Ian Brown interview him.
Jesus Christ that is poison. To think some phonicsesque cunt probably got paid millions to make that makes me sick.
At least it wasn't the actual cunt himself who made any money.
Shared that with a citeh supporting mate a little while back. You have to acknowledge there are cunts abound in football, but these lot are amongst the worst and it’s the most well articulated article with any degree of brevity that I’ve seen on the subject.
Jose has got quite a few high profile names wrong in the past. Lukaku, KDB, etc. He isn't going to be wrong on this one. Taz just isn't clinical enough. He isn't a match winner. He needs to take himself to another level. If he somehow finds his dortmund form, it is still a backwards step from sanchez.
lol.
He means that Mkhitaryan is a backwards step from Sanchez for Arsenal. Which he is.
@Sir Andy Mahowry
Get some new glasses Monghow.
From my perspective, Taz is a worse replacement for the soon to depart Ozil. The replacement for Sanchez has yet to arrive.
He's nailed it. Surprisingly, someone like David Conn doesn't seem to care.
There's no interest in covering the story really. Proper journalists don't become football journalists and this is a bit too current affairs to bother with. It might stop you getting the next puff piece with Sergio or Pep.
You mean this one right?
Why are you calling Miki targaryen "Taz", Sincere?
Saying he looks like him.
Fuck off and have a magnesium bath you prick.
It's getting a bit weird now.
Mkhitaryan will probably now have a huge form spike which results in everyone including TTH comparing him to Henry or Vieira if I need to be controversial.
That video's kind of great in a terrible way. But they should have used a real recording of that chant rather than having it sound like something you'd hear opening a club themed birthday card.
Nothing will top that shitfest that was Tevez to Man City with a title parade thrown in just for lols.
Nick Cohen raised it in the Guardian and he just had a load of people calling him a bitter rag.
Nicked off Reddit: Sanchez & Mkhytaryn:
Already starting to come out that the £500,000 a week wages were nonsense. He's apparently on the same as Pogba.
He accepted less because of Lingard.
The opportunity to milly rock with the mandem was too great to pass up.
Would love to Milly Rock with the Mandem.
Same.
I'm a twit
Read an article that clarified he is on £500,000 after tax if you include image rights and bonuses, which sounds more realistic (in this crazy world). He could argue for a lot more money in his position given his hand was strengthened by his contract position and compared to Ibra, Pogba and Lukaku he has the advantage of not being too old (Ibra) but proven calibre at the highest level for many seasons so less paying for ‘potential’ (Lukaku/Pogba).
Lol the reason why Henrik (it's what I'm going with until I can spell his name) didn't get a fancy signing video is because when it went up you can hear an audible cut of him saying 'So Pierre, when are you joining me?' or something so they had to delete it until the deals done.
Henrikh, mate.
HM it is.
David NGog has been reunited with Owen Coyle... at Ross County.
Some career he’s had - 45 career club goals since his career started in 2006.
A weeks after the announcement of Schalke's Goretzka. Former Dortmund captain, Matts Hummels has come out slagging off the Bundesliga for not having any good teams apart from Bayern. Wonder why that is?
Sturridge to Inter is ON apparently.
Icardi to move on in the summer?
They can have Sturridge if we can have Icardi and give them some money.
Considering the only mooted reason he wants to leave is to win things and stop being the 4th/5th best team in the league...
I doubt it. Icardi to Real when they realise Daniel Levy is a tedious man to deal with is my bet.
Stop saying things that make sense!
To be fair we need in other areas way before another forward.
What you need is a Playmaking, Creative midfielder who can unlock tight defences such as Swanseas last night with feats of sheer brilliance when all else fails.
You should look to Barcelona really, they have one who is perfectly suited for your team in that way.
Iniesta is a bit old for me.
It's alright. Coutinho will be back from his injury soon. I'm so glad we didn't sell him without replacing him because that would have been really fucking stupid.
You have Kader Keita in the summer, right? And Ben Woodburn.
Remember when everyone said Jon Flanagan was world class? lol.
You're never going to be world class with a name like Flanagan, it's impossible.
I've said this before but I'll say it again. I do think my name held me back from ever being a professional footballer. You just can't hear Martin Tyler say it without sounding weird.
What names do English people need to have to be world class? Peter Guthrie? Alan Stevens?
Brian Baxter?
Harry Kane. Have you heard a Spanish commentator say it?
It sounds like they are shouting a Hurricane warning every time he scores.
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