Whores like her probably have no family.
*loljoke about my daughter becoming a porn star*
Whores like her probably have no family.
*loljoke about my daughter becoming a porn star*
Imagine being a paramedic on the scene.
"Give her mouth to mouth!"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
MJ we know your life is tragic you don't have to tragic it up further for us, it's honestly quite depressing.
'Actress'.
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I mean it says in the article one of the male actors gave mouth to mouth a go.
He got his protein for the day.
Just claiming back his jizz. Obviously didn't want it to go to waste.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40429037
Chancing cunt.
'Just gonna borrow the company car hehe'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207
In fairness to @Bernanke, Eugenics would stop stupid shit like this.
Darwinism in action there. Fucking hell.
I'm no gun expert, but even my rudimentary FPS knoweldge tells me a 0.50 calibre Desert Eagle is going to take more than a fucking book to stop.
Hard cover encyclopedia eh? Surprised it wasn't a bible.
Particularly from point blank range. What a pair of arseholes.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=11886097
The choices of photos for that article are amazing.
Poor kidda.Six-year-old Bradley Lowery, whose plight touched the lives of many people, has died after a long illness.
The Sunderland fan was diagnosed with neuroblastoma - a rare type of cancer - when he was 18 months old.
Bradley went on to be the club's mascot and became "best mates" with his hero, striker Jermain Defoe. He also led England out at Wembley for a World Cup qualifier against Lithuania.
His death was confirmed on social media by his parents.
The posting read: "My brave boy has went with the angels today.
"He was our little superhero and put the biggest fight up but he was needed else where. There are no words to describe how heart broken we are."
And the last thing he saw as a football fan was Jermain Defoe going to Bournemouth.
Why does everybody care about this kid?
Because he's the only child in England who both loves football and has cancer.
Edit - Was, loved, and had.
Fucking hell
Yeah, fuck that kid!
Its just ridiculous. BBC coming out with "we'll all miss you" ffs.
I'm glad I'm not the only one completely baffled by this. His death is the top story on BBC sport.
And BBC news.
Jesus we're all depressing killjoys aren't we.
He probably reminds John too much of Oscar Knox.
Jesus christ, guys.
Its still not as bad as BBC Sport forcing women's football down our throats, though.
Nice kid, people like that stuff, so people are interested. He's dead, it's sad, people would still want to know, so they reported it.
Some of you lot are seriously miserable cunts.
I could post more videos of youtube personalities getting donated $1000's if that would get this thread on track.
I was talking to my neighbour earlier (he of the garden Tardis) and he was telling me (very seriously) about how their dog had attacked someone called Linda after which they'd locked it up but didn't know what to do about it. Not wanting to advise my neighbour to put his own dog down I instead asked how Linda was. He told me very seriously that they were keeping an eye on her but they weren't sure if she was going to pull through. Now this dog I know to be a shit yappy little thing so I was slightly confused at how Linda could be in such bad shape.
Turns out 'Linda' is a fucking chicken, I had to leave then because I didn't trust myself not to start laughing.
After about 2 months of forced politeness, I finally flipped out with mine yesterday. Chances are she won't be taking in any more parcels for me now.
Francis Walsh is mad at his chicken neighbour. Full story on page 2.
What?
It was the closest thread I could see relatively close to the top of the front page, bollocks to looking any further.
Why is shindig blaming me though? I just replied to you.
I'm not really qualified to answer that.
Maybe he's just being a knob.
I blame Ital personally
What's so hard to fucking follow? Disco ends on "Turns out it was a chicken."
Giggles starts the very next post with, "Mine won't be accepting any parcels soon because I've pissed them off."
I'd an epic indirect standoff with mine yesterday afternoon afterwards.
Neighbour, not Discos chicken.
Have you been parking in 'his' space again Giggles?
That Disco story is great.
Was that not Henry?
You all look the same to us.
Henry's one of you.
He's killed for less than saying that.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40613013
That's the biggest load of shit ever right? What's next, accidentally getting steroids from using a public toilet?
He was eatin' ass.
Steroid cream for piles.
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