Merry Christmas to all you beautiful cunts x
Merry Christmas to all you beautiful cunts x
And okay_amigo is... Twenty-six? I was probably that when he last posted.
We have a tradition of giving small presents from 'the tree' in a separate sesh after the proper ones, just for a bit of fun or so that giving socks/soap isn't so boring. For this I've got my new brother-in-law a bottle of 'Zulu Fire' sauce (he likes Africa and chili sauce, so what's not to like), some mojito filled chocolates, and a jar of passionfruit curd. I reckon the latter might be the worst present ever given in the British Isles.
Merry Christmas! Im on Bulldog duties for the day which should be a laugh.
yeah merry christmas dickheads xx
I've woken up from a nap feeling a bit sick, then seen Lewis's message and not feeling all that Christmassy at all now. Going to stick the Christmas Tom and Jerry episode on whilst I go to the toilet.
Merry Christmas chaps.
Merry Christmas, gimps.
Happy Christmas. Looking forward to reading about everyone’s present haul and photos of their Christmas dinner.
I’ve been told one of my presents “took ages;” any ideas what it might be?
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Hi Chi Minh City Government just sent a text to everyone warning them of an impending typhoon. Merry Christmas!
That'll be the one that drowned half the Philippines.
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Merry Christmas, lads, have a good’un.
Happy Christmas most of you
Merry Christmas dudes and dudettes!
I'm spending it with my girlfriend's parents. I like them and all but I've just been informed we're going to church at 11. What nonsense.
It's Christmas. What did you expect?
To not go to the church, I'd imagine. Like the vast majority of people.
40% of British people identify as Christian. Whilst not all of them go to a Christmas service, that's still a lot of people.
If they go all year round then it's fine. People who only go today should be stopped at the door and asked to leave.
I'd cook that a bit more.
Lol @ not making your own marmalade.
The cousins young lad got a load of smart home stuff for his room but can't get it working. I knew I should have hid my car around the back
What did he get? I’m going to pick up some stuff soon.
Go and help you Grinchy git.
Got presents last night as that's how the Poles to do it.
Nintendo Switch Pro Controller, Mario Rabbids, some beard grooming stuff and money. Not too shabby at all.
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I might eat this full Toblerone and let his precious dinner go to waste. THAT WILL SHOW 'EM!
He looks like he's explaining the medicinal benefits of piss drinking to Phillip Schofield and Hollly Willoughby.
Shit webcam makes me look blotchy. Plus a bit hungover and recovering from the flu. And yeah @Lewis I am also guzzling on sweet piss.
The tree last night:
I got some great gifts as well. The in-laws and family are top.
I bet everyone back in Manchester is absolutely slating you.
'Here, do your impression of our kid.'
*mimics eating with a knife and fork*
'Fantastic that like.'
They're not Scouse ffs.
Calm down. Calm down.
Merry Christmas you sexy cunts.
Where did all those posts go?