Still waiting for my shirt which explains the score
His every touch of the ball brings a tremble to my nethers
I like him a healthy amount and think his career is worth a World Cup win
I like him but sod Argentina winning
He's great, obviously, but I don't care if he succeeds or fails
He's great, obviously, but pundits need to settle down
I'm a racist and that's why I hate him
I'm an idiot and will argue he's actually not all that good
Still waiting for my shirt which explains the score
Even if the keeper isn’t a spastic there it’s still a goal. Ruben Dias collapsed into his boots like an accordion instead of jumping
Why is the abbreviation MAR for Morocco?
Maroc. I presume the countries choose their own.
Pele saying in 1977 that an African team would win the World Cup by 2000 has now been mentioned four times on commentary in 46 minutes. Why? 2000 was 22 years ago. Is this their only possible point of reference for an African side leading in a World Cup game?
I want Portugal through for betting reasons, but I'm not sure it's worth it if Ronaldo is the one to drag them over the line.
Morocco and their Arab mates on the North coast hardly count as African. Pele knew that better than anyone, so they need to stop butchering his quote in case they finish him off.
An African side won't win a World Cup this side of 2100.
How many Africans featured in France's '98 squad?
The only way an African team could win would be if West Africa merged into a single state, or something. Otherwise the talent is too thinly spread.
Either that or via Morocco Greece-ing their way to this title, which really isn't impossible you know.
That left-back from Morocco has been everywhere it feels like. He's the one that seems to stop most Portuguese attacks.
KSA and RSA are always slightly annoying. The obvious ones aren't even taken!
The high-performing Nigerian diaspora could eventually take over everywhere and then Tebbit Test the motherland into contender status.
Regragui had better hope the geezers don't equalise here, as he's taken off all his attacking fooballers.
The lanky number eight is getting a big move next month.
So good. Hope England beat France then get trolled by Morocco.
Edit: FFS.
Think I saw some Ronaldo tears there. Another tick on the bingo card. Allez Maroc.
Crying whilst getting the fuck out as soon as he can
Camera in the tunnel to get Ronaldo tears.
Hahaha fuck off Ronaldo.
Absolute coward and arrogant cunt. Selfish prick. Fuck off.
I swear you'll never see anything like this again. So watch it, drink it in.
Somehow beat France and we're in a World Cup final.
I take the seventeen quid work sweep if Morocco win it. What odds could I have got pre-tournament?
Ye I don't quite understand how a team that has effectively knocked out Belgium, Spain and Portugal can be considered to be a weak opponent.
Neymar, Ronaldo and England tears inside 24 hours. Inject it.
All these results are setting it up for an England win. Fuck sake
Which England player is most likely to cry?