I ordered ten free business cards from MOO.com and they are great. Postage is free too so there's literally nothing to pay and you get 10 cards printed front and back with whatever you want on them.
Here are some pictures of me unboxing mine:Toggle Spoiler
The quality of the photos really doesn't do the quality of the cards justice either. The Lofty pic is one side, and James' missus is on the reverse. It's kind of a shame to just leave these in pubs or wherever and hope someone finds them, that's how great they are. The uploader on the website makes it seem like there's going to be a MOO watermark stripe along the base of the back but there isn't any watermarking at all. They're really fantastic quality too.
Here's the text logo thing I placed over the two images I used, if you want to use the same:
I know some of you won't bother with this (for fear of real life catching up with you, or being too grown up or whatever) but I hope some people actually order some. Would be good to get some new people on here, plus imagine how funny it would be if you found something like one of my cards up there on a train and when you visited the URL on there it was an awesome forum full of nerdy cool guys. Great, yeah? We might even get some girls.
Here is the link again. Just click Design My Pack and away you go.
Show us what you come up with, and let us know if you're going to order some.
If someone can think of some other funny images to use but can't be bothered ordering any, let me know your idea and I'll order ten more to my second address.
Oh and if this doesn't get me closer to Best Poster, Lewis can keep the damn thing.