We need a point against Bournemouth to secure UEFA Europa League football. Proper squeaky bum time.
We need a point against Bournemouth to secure UEFA Europa League football. Proper squeaky bum time.
After all that's gone on with the amazingly small time events of the City game, Spurs need to lose and finish below Chelsea to not even get Europa. Ange needs to walk away from them too because he deserves better.
We've sent the lasagne to the wrong hotel. West Ham have a bug going round.
Why have Sky not got the Arsenal game? I know there's a 1% chance City fuck this up but if they do, wut?
Because Klopps final game is more important than Arsenal.
Oh, it's on TNT.
No wonder Sky weren't bigging the last day up.
Not even 2 minutes, lol.
That's the way, do away with any small chance of drama nice and early.
That pisses me off for two reasons. I mean, I thought it'd take longer than 90 seconds for this to be done today and secondly, Foden is so fucking good and it makes me physically sick to think how he's going to be used in June.
Fun while it lasted.
Caicedo from his own half
Chelsea underpaid for him
What was the keeper doing there?
Edit: Actually fair play, he couldn't do much else.
Arsenal were never in this race anyway. Even Liverpool were more in it.
Nice of VAR to intervene and send off a player for a bad challenge when there’s absolutely fuck all on the game.
Arsenal just making sure there is no jeopardy for City.
Edit… Hang on.
What with the Fury prediction last night as well I’m looking like Taz at the minute.
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That was special from Kudus.
We need to bring back the death penalty just for Southgate if he doesn’t fully unleash the potential of Foden and Bellingham this summer.
You've not spelled Henderson or Phillips right there.
Palace have been stupidly good for the last couple of months.
United are BACK
Hey, more goals than the entertainers (tm).
Odds on some arsenal players crying at full time?
City should lose the title for this.
Even the City players are tired of their plastic fans.
Police should start cracking skulls.
City fans running on the pitch. Lads, it’s not your first time
Some of those fan made posters
You're not 12 years old.
It's so embarrassing for fat grown men to be charging out there. I'll happily volunteer for the job of identifying them all from CCTV footage and ensuring they never attend live sport again.
I don't know whether it's an indictment on here or on the EPL but this thread has been pitiful today for a final round of the season.
The only juice you get on here is for Man U and Liverpool, and they were both in dead games.
There was nothing to play for today.
Title was basically done (Man City weren't fucking up) and so was the relegation battle.
The pitch invasions when they have to Rangers their way back to the Premiership will presumably a bit smaller.
What a life.
Well, time for a long earned rest and ... nevermind, our pre-season starts in Melbourne on Wednesday.
Foden now with more PL medals than Terry and Rooney. It's just so wrong.
God, what a dreadful game today.
I see the xG had Brighton winning.
How Joao Pedro didn't score in the first half is anyone's guess. He's bookended the season with inexplicable misses from 6 yards, and thrown a fair few in in between as well. For such a good penalty taker he doesn't half lack composure at times.
United were genuinely one of the worst teams I've seen at the Amex for a while [comfortably the worst this season] until they brought Hojlund on. Was quite looking forward to seeing Mainoo in the flesh but I think he was just rendered useless by being fielded alongside McSauce and that bald Algerian gombine. Not sure Steele made a save in the match, whereas Onana made a few decent ones which ends up being the difference in the premier league. United were much the better side after about 60 minutes although should have been 2 or 3 down by then.
I was thinking today that plays 'progressive' football and has an affinity for bringing through/working with young players is the sort of managerial M.O. Brighton should be looking for, not sure about a club with likely loftier ambitions. Brighton's next appointment is going to be an important decision. Hopefully the malaise of the last few months is down to things not being 100% right with De Zerbi as the rumours having been going on for ages, but if they continue as they have since February they could easily find themselves treading the Southampton path.
My other interesting thought apropos of nothing was I wondered if Jurgen was leaving due to him coming up for 10 years in England and/or the Labour threat to non-doms. Obviously somewhat facetious, but I assume most non-British folk in the football industry are non-doms if they have tax advice, which presumably they get.
I couldn't see any big sporting stars going to Rwanda.
I wonder if Potter coming back would be a good fit. Are there enough of his old boys in the squad that it would be an easy transition?
I don't think Bloom is the type to forgive and forget and I'm not sure he liked the way Potter left.
Getting Frank to stick it to Matthew Benham more the sort of thing I could see him doing, although in all likelihood it'll be some leftfield person no one has really heard of. Maybe the Southampton guy if they lose to Leeds.
Just realsing now what an all round dreadful weekend of sport this has been.
Did England manage to lose at any sort of rugby or cricket that might have escaped my attention? At least Crawley put John Arne's paedo-enabling mob to the sword.
Had kept tabs on Lyon most of the season because of O'Brien. They had a fair turnaround to end up in the Europa after that start.
Yeah, they're all nailed on bastards.
Bet Pep has a string of shell companies in the gulf coining in billions for image rights or 1 day a year consultancy gigs.
Us being in for the Ipswich manager is proper clown show stuff.
They want a yes man when it comes to transfers if you believe all the briefs yesterday. Which makes no sense as to why you’d sack Tuchel in the first place as he’s not interested in any of that.
I don’t like Pochettino but I’m not sure you can sack him when all the players are coming out in support of him