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    Squeaky Bum Time

    Have I misunderstood this phrase?

    I've always taken as meaning being nervous and moving around a lot in your seat at the footy - creating a squeak on the plastic chairs... but these journo's seem to think it's farting from holding in a nerve-induced shit.



    What say you, TTH?
    Last edited by John Arne; 14-05-2024 at 03:07 PM.

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    God that fucking disgusting Manc accent. Grotesque.

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    Yeah, I thought it was shifting on your seat/being on the edge of your seat and the chair producing that noise too.

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    I've never given it much (read: any) thought.

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    I always thought it was coined by Sir Alex Ferguson and therefore was Glaswegian and therefore by definition involved a needless reference to sex or poo, in this case poo.

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    Why not both?

    Pumping is both shagging and farting up here, as documented on noted linguistics documentary Taskmaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Why not both?

    Pumping is both shagging and farting up here, as documented on noted linguistics documentary Taskmaster.
    Of course it could mean both now, I just wonder what Fergie originally meant. I think Jimmy may be right, given Fergie's background.

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    I was responding to Jimmy regarding the sex/poo thing.

    Re: squeaky bum time I'm with Spikey.

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    I've never really given it much thought but if pushed I think I would have gone along the nerve induced sweaty arse crack line of thought, if that is an available option.

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    Squeaky bum time means when you're nervous your arsehole puckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Squeaky bum time means when you're nervous your arsehole puckers.
    This.

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    It's actually a little known fact that S'Ralex wore exclusively PVC underpants and that's where the saying comes from.

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    Nervous farts

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    Yeah, I always considered it to be about farts that could go wrong.

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    How do most of you survive day to day god damn

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