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View Poll Results: Who's winning the Champions League?

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  • Real, as usual.

    2 28.57%
  • Sir Harold's Bayern Munich.

    1 14.29%
  • PSG. Lol, just kidding. Fuck them.

    0 0%
  • PSG. No, it's actually their year!

    0 0%
  • Dortmund, though it's probably wishful thinking.

    1 14.29%
  • Don't care. Bring on the Euros.

    3 42.86%
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Thread: May: Only a month (and a bit) until GOOD football!

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    They’ve got nothing to play for. Huge fan of them doing the end of season walk round the pitch yesterday rather than Tuesday. We’ll be seeing Bundesliga high lines

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    Even if they had the most amount of motivation imaginable nothing stops the City meatgrinder at this time of year.

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    The only hope is if Ange decides it's on the beach enough to change tactics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Jesus, it looks like this is the first time it's rained in decades at Old Trafford.

    Absolutely hammering it down.
    Same all over Manc, mate. Thunder and lightning here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    They're bigging this up but Spurs have zero motivation to win, no?
    Given how spent Villa have looked as of late, they have some low, but non-negligible, chance of making top 4 still.

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    Okay, let's hammer this out:

    The Nothing to Play for Race (4th)

    Spurs v Man City
    Sheffield United v Spurs

    Aston Villa v Liverpool
    Crystal Palace v Aston Villa

    Spurs are four points behind Villa. It's a big ask from Spurs' side but Villa could come away from both those games pointless.

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    Knowing Spurs, they beat Man City 5-4 then lose 2-0 to Sheffield United.

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    They've already overachieved by not choking against Burnley if we're being honest.
    Last edited by Adramelch; 12-05-2024 at 06:29 PM.

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    Getting gobbed off by the people that give you hundreds of millions of pounds a year is top stuff


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    That's going to take a lot of mopping.

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    A few rolls of duct tape will fix it.

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    What was the manager wearing? I wonder how mongy his home life is.

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    5-0 today and now 3 games to go for Leverkusen. Augsburg, Kaiserslautern from B.2 in the cup and then Atalanta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    5-0 today and now 3 games to go for Leverkusen. Augsburg, Kaiserslautern from B.2 in the cup and then Atalanta.
    He's not going to manage you, you can stop pretending to care about the Bundesliga now.

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    It's certainly no Eredivisie is it? Anyone who wins that must be like, the best manager in the world.

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    Its so hard that the only winners go bald trying.

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    I would love it is they muffed their cup finals.

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    Smart goalkeeping

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    Great defending on show so far in this game. Could be a fair few goals. Alexander Arnold finally got back to help Quansah and still didn’t bother doubling up

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    I know the 4th place shit-off has become a bit of an annual tradition but things have been taken to the next level this season.

    Waste of a good win and loads of good fortune here in a nothing game.

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    Nunez wasting a piece of composure when he’s offside sums him up perfectly as a player.

    That’s one of the spawniest goals I have ever seen.

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    Fucking twats Livperpool you're useless.

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    This is more like it.

    Last thing you want is Spurs 'wanting' to win Phonics, they're more likely to accidentally do so if demob happy than if they have something to play for.

    In classic sickener form though they'll lose having beaten City so many times over the last few years when it wasn't required or helpful.

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    Both defences have been tragic all evening. Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s another goal for both teams here

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    We fucking love a Colombian centre forward.

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    If I were FSG I'd sack Klopp now, just to see what would happen.

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    Hungry like the wolf.

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    Don’t you start. Sky Sports men spaffing over all the Duran Duran puns.
    I'm a twit

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    I can't believe we've come undone at Villa park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Don’t you start. Sky Sports men spaffing over all the Duran Duran puns.
    How did Rio cope with it all?

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    Tottenham have won their past four Premier League home games against Manchester City without conceding a goal.

    Under Pep Guardiola, City have lost more Premier League games against Spurs than against any other opponent (six).
    Best of luck Arsenal fans, this is where hope usually goes to die. That Kompany goal against Leicester would still haunt my dreams if I really cared.

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    I don't want to give them any compliments but the Spurs stadium is 800% better than the Emirates.

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    Ange wouldn’t dare this patter if he was still a Celtic manager. I really hope the spurs fans start celebrating assuming city score

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    If you absolutely nail someone who is offside [not 'violent conduct' style] but play has carried on are you immune from being sent off? Could be an interesting Allardici interpretation of the maddening play-on VAR rule.

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    Watching Kyle Walker try and play football is an eye sore

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    Yeah, I'm a big fan of the just don't bother picking him up Angeball strategy. It'll probably backfire in the end. Can't beat that pace though, and, at the end of the day, it's the running that everyone comes to see.

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    Good start this.

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    It’s insane how fast Kyle Walker is.
    I'm a twit

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    Is it just between City and Arsenal now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Is it just between City and Arsenal now?
    Yes. Liverpool miles behind in the end.

    A draw is the best outcome for neutrals to have a rip roaring last day right? Watching City try to score 4 more than Arsenal?
    I'm a twit

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    Yes, Arsenal throwing away the title by not managing to beat Everton would be the top banter prospect.

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    Spurs just on the edge of trying without going too far. But, could backfire and they end up with the draw which would be even worse for them.

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    I feel like we've had joy against them on the counter. Man Utd fans can get their hopes up for tomorrow. Isak and Wilson doubtful.

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    Another game of Haaland just standing still all game. Doesn’t press or make runs in behind

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    That one Spurs fan sat in top of the mic for the NBC feed

    “Get up you tosser” cracked me up

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    De Bruyne looks spent. Pep will have to send him off to the Saudi mince factory in the summer.

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    Dragusin

    I know it wouldn't have counted but what a header save.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Emia View Post
    De Bruyne looks spent. Pep will have to send him off to the Saudi mince factory in the summer.
    He does look like he can barely break a stride. Get doku on and actually put someone will to take a man on out wide

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    Neighbours are going to be convinced I'm a Spurs fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Neighbours are going to be convinced I'm a Spurs fan.
    It would be the most Spurs thing in the world for them to draw. Basically hand the title to Arsenal and also ensure they can’t qualify for the Champions League.

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