Bring back Olly, this woman doing "comedy" is horrific.
Bring back Olly, this woman doing "comedy" is horrific.
There's a reason we get loads of Scandi noir on the telly & zero Scandi sitcoms.
Bit disappointed Norway aren't sending some Danish lads.
They might have done better if they had.
Ireland are my favourites so far. Also enjoyed Estonia.
It's a bit janky & it's not gonna do well, but I kinda like it.
Italy have been killing it recently at Eurovision.
Probably helps that they sent someone who can sing live.
"A flesh coloured patch in place"
What?
Edit: I see why now...
That Serbian one is the exact type of Eurovision song I couldn't give a shit about.
Why is he wearing a shirt with the Windows 95 logo on?
Portugal's put her tits away
Armenia have the right idea. Any time you see a trumpet at Eurovision you're probably getting something fun.
Cyprus bringing a hottie, as per usual.
She's 17 lad. Eyes up.
Finland for me, Clive.
I could have done without seeing up his skirt tbh.
Switzerland have sent a better version of the UK guy.
Switzerland want to win this.
I thought she was singing Zombie by The Cranberries for a minute there
Couldn't give a shit what she's singing.
How on earth is this the fav?
I really like it.
Not as much as some of the others and I'm not sure why it's the clear favourite though.
This is Cha Cha Cha again, Rammstein influence & all.
I was ready to hate Croatia but I was won over about five seconds in.
It's an enjoyable song and perfectly on brand for Eurovision to be honest.
Not for me that song but I loved when he did that bit a cappella.
I'm too conditioned to the wacky staging, I was waiting for something mad to happen all the way through the France one.
Stepping back from the mic there was Eurovision brilliance
Graham shilling hard with the spiel about what that French dude did in the rehearsal
Croatia, Estonia, Ireland top three for me. Latvia, Israel & UK bottom three
I'm confused, did someone get lucky losered after Holland got biffed?
My top 5 in no particular order.
Italy, Croatia, Switzerland, Ireland and Estonia.
I'd go Croatia, Switzerland, France, Greece, Italy
People actually go to see that bullshit janky looking CGI?
This Abba thing is creepy.
In order:
Italy
Cyprus
Spain
Armenia
Greece
Ireland and UK bottom. Horrendous.
Just listened to the Dutch one & that probably would've pushed for the top three if he'd not fucked it all up.
Ukraine giving us nothing
Don't get the Italy love. For me it might be the worst effort of the night, and that takes some doing.
Croatia is fun but the chorus is underwhelming, but the rest should carry it to victory.
Anyone of Ireland, Armenia, Switzerland or Spain to score big please. France or Israel too.
I know it's a low bar in Eurovision terms but I have no idea what anyone likes about that Irish shite. Is everything 'identity' driven now?
Joanna Lumley adding a bit of class to counter Amanda Holden's I CAN'T SPEAK FOREIGN INNIT debacle from whichever year that was
Switzerland are doing a banging job here.
I'm also surprised that Ireland are doing as well as they are with the juries.
Malta sticking their head above the parapet with the first Israeli points there.