Leave Hoijlund on the pitch for 10 minutes then. You are playing one game a week and have been for a while it’s not as if he’s load managing his forwards.
I’m not sure there’s been anything in this game as a positive for United. They’ve been crap this season but usually at least garnacho looks good or something. The whole thing has been soulless tonight.
Palace aren’t exactly world beaters. Olise and eze are great, Anderson is a good cb the rest are middling prem players.
Understat have United down in 15th.
There has never been a better Sir Henry Winter than this latest iteration, issuing video statements from his war room as if he's leading the Free French. He was wasted at the Times.
I always pictured him as older and more weathered looking.
West Ham parting company with Moyes is both incredibly harsh and probably stupid. Given he's a Proper Football Man I'm surprised more hasn't been made of it.
Harvey Elliot has not got an england cap yet. He isnt going to the euros?
He called Kane a mong and generally affects games too much to be in with a chance of getting into a Gareth squad.
Trent, Gomez and Jones should follow suit.
I'm a twit
Not a chance England are winning the Euros btw. We've got so many players in form that it will be almost impossible for Gareth to get away with choosing a functional/winning team.
Aye, it'll be hell picking that midfield and front three.
I thought Bolton were playing the USSR for a second there.
Obviously still a lot of time for things to change, but so far PSG have played about 10 minutes of good football in 3 halves.
Oh dear Zaire-Emery.
PSG
Get fucked wankers.
Germany running riot in Europe and yet I barely rate any of them. Football is odd
Not sure taking your out ball off for another slow plodder of a player is smart but we’ll see
A Dortmund v Kane final would be some clash of the bottlers.
Players like Fabian Ruiz are utterly pointless and should be phased out of football
Real Madrid will beat Bayern anyway.
And if they don't, it's not like the last PSG-Bayern final was much of a spectacle.
I beg Dortmund to stick someone with a bit of pace up front and finish this off
If PSG do finally score and not smash the woodwork I think they get another
Madrid will destroy Dortmund. 30 shots against? Bloody hell.
About 20 of those have been in front of about 5 defenders though.
PSG did absolutely nothing before Dortmund scored. Dortmund willingly invited that pressure. I'm not saying Dortmund will do much in the final, it's just that this game is not indicative.
Yeah, Dortmund are getting beat either way. Madrid batter them or Munich shit fest it past them
That was a mad final 30, Lee's introduction kicked it off, class act.
Sancho getting a CL medal for not apologising to Egghead
Is this one at Wembley too? Funny how that can work out.
Bellingham vs. Dortmund in the final is the story that needs to be
Ian Maatsen playing in a Champions League final only two years after being under Mark Robins' wing should be a lesson to all young players this transfer window.
Big fan of this.
4 players in Vietnam arrested for being smackheads.
What law is that?
I'm a twit
No to drugs! Yes to noncing!
Yeah who's ever heard of laws against drug use?
Its about time we had a smackhead league. I want all the atheltes on drugs. Push the limit, to see what is actually possible.
I want a smack head league as well with each player at different parts of their high. Actually that's just watching trainspotting.
Supposedly Tuchel to United is a done deal.
Romano hasn’t given it the green light yet.
It feels like Valverde hasn't successfully completed a single forward pass so far this game.