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View Poll Results: Are City just going to win all the trophies again?

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  • Probably. Bring on the Euros.

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  • No, the Simms-Wright combo will be too much for City to handle.

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  • No, but for some reason less likely than Coventry beating them in an FA Cup final.

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  • Doesn't matter, Klopp leaving ensures it will be About Liverpool anyway.

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Thread: April Football: Men Getting Hit By Football

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    I was thinking that Daft Punk song but with balder / Dutcher / balder / Dutcher etc ad infinitum.

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    The second best Arne at Liverpool to date. #JohnArne

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    Hope you got your t-shirt wullie.


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    Former Liverpool wonderkid Jordon Ibe has been released by non-league side Ebbsfleet.

    Sterling laughing into his Shreddies this morning. Probably worth adding to your 2025 dead pool, all things considered.
    I'm a twit

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    Did they have beef?

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    Ibe's a funny one. He was never that good, but he should have been able to carve out a career at the level of that pacey scotch midget Bournemouth had [have?] - did he fall into the laughing gas/Dele Alli way of life or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Did they have beef?
    Nah I just remember a lot of nonsense comparisons like this.
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    Salah and Nunez benched, incoming demolishing of West Ham
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Hope you got your t-shirt wullie.

    Fucking hell. I hesitate to use the term 'tinpot' but if anything calls for it

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    Referee having a mare here. Paqueta should have been booked for almost breaking Mac Allister's ankle (which VAR described as "foot on foot")... Nothing, and then Diaz shirt pull right in front of the ref... Nothing.

    Last edited by John Arne; 27-04-2024 at 11:48 AM.

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    Same as the Nicholas Jackson one the other night. Not even a booking from the ref on the pitch either.

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    Liverpool contingent on here are the biggest whingers going.

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    Yeah lads, stop moaning about stuff the referee has got wrong.

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    The refs are shit, everyone gets shit decisions every week, no doubt you've benefitted just as much as you've lost out.

    You lot and Waff are the only ones who bang on about it every time something goes against you.

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    Don't bother with the bus parade, lads. I wouldn't trust the wheels to stay on.

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    Gakpo trying to claim that

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    Have Liverpool scored the first goal in any game this season? Cause it doesn't feel like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramelch View Post
    Have Liverpool scored the first goal in any game this season? Cause it doesn't feel like it.
    They've been behind in 18 league games this season, not sure about first goals.

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    That's a lovely header.

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    We did it again. As soon as we take the lead, we completely step off the gas. Crap.

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    So if Gakpo knocks that in, it's a goal right?

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    "If I speak tonight there will be a fire"

    Id love to know what this is all about. Burn it down lads.

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    Where was this Sheffield United the rest of the season?

    EDIT. And they've gone.
    Last edited by Shindig; 27-04-2024 at 03:26 PM.

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    Was that 4 goals in 10 minutes for Newcastle? I feel like Sheffield and Burnley can play well but only for like 30-40 minutes in a game. They always end up crumbling.

    Luton have given it a better go but it all looks academic now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    "If I speak tonight there will be a fire"

    Id love to know what this is all about. Burn it down lads.
    Just saw the footage of the initial incident, they're proper havin it out. As you say, get me the details. It's no coincidence that this is all from having too many favela cunts running in the gaff and to start the king favela over club legend really is asking for these scenes. Brexit visa rules running riot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Was that 4 goals in 10 minutes for Newcastle? I feel like Sheffield and Burnley can play well but only for like 30-40 minutes in a game. They always end up crumbling.

    Luton have given it a better go but it all looks academic now.
    Burnley would have stayed up if it wasn't for trying to cover their initial error of parting £20m for a gammon retard in goal for most of the season.

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    Leverkusen have only gone and fucking done it again.

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    It's pretty mental really. If it'd just been a couple of times, you'd say they were lucky, but with how many times they've done it this season it speaks volumes about their composure/determination.
    Last edited by Adramelch; 27-04-2024 at 06:33 PM.

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    The new Mentality Monsters.

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    Props to Stuttgart also going from essentially relegation fodder in the last 10 years or so to suddenly qualifying for the Champions League again, and without actually spending big.

    Edit: It just occured to me that practically every big league has one surprise team making it to the Champions League, with Girona, Stuttgart, Bologna and possibly Villa and/or Brest.
    Last edited by Adramelch; 27-04-2024 at 06:40 PM.

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    This is the weekend he’s sacked. Surely. Nobody survives back to back 5-0’s. Might be more

    £60m for cucurella will never be topped in any walk of life.
    Last edited by Waffdon; 27-04-2024 at 07:08 PM.

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    FFS Villa.

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    That’s utterly embarrassing to rule that out

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    I'll take it.

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    The referee sees it in real time and thinks it’s fine and then lets some virgin with a mic rule it out for him. No longer a physical sport, clearly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    The referee sees it in real time and thinks it’s fine and then lets some virgin with a mic rule it out for him. No longer a physical sport, clearly.

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    Why the fuck are we playing at 8pm on a Saturday? No time for football.

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    That second half was a horrific watch. Flashbacks to Boxing Day.

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    I was a huge fan of the Chelsea players literally ignoring Mudryk and refusing to pass to him. It actually seemed to work very well.

    An embarrassment he lasted that long.

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    Love that Chelsea ladies have now suffered crushing champions League injustice, in the eyes of their much lauded plank of a manager at least. Is that at least equality with the men after Ovrebo?

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    Has Hayes threatened anybody in a car park?

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    I wouldn't put it past her.

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    I still send Ovrebo a death threat every evening. I'll never actually try to kill him. It's just become part of my routine.

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    If you missed a day he'd think something was up. Don't want your door kicked in again.

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    Deserve that own goal for starting Hojberg over Sarr and Bissouma

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    Cracking finish by Hojberg.

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    They drew the line in the wrong place.

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    Just the way we play mate.

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    Why are they not showing any replays of the potential fouls?

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    Neither penalty shouts were penalties.

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