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View Poll Results: Are City just going to win all the trophies again?

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  • Probably. Bring on the Euros.

    4 50.00%
  • No, the Simms-Wright combo will be too much for City to handle.

    1 12.50%
  • No, but for some reason less likely than Coventry beating them in an FA Cup final.

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  • Doesn't matter, Klopp leaving ensures it will be About Liverpool anyway.

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Thread: April Football: Men Getting Hit By Football

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    His hand moves to the ball there.

    Lucky that the 'natural position' was also the optimum hand blocking position.

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    That’s where VAR is a joke. At least give the corner. Oliver has had an absolute mare

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    It's a shame Jackson's the one body to look for on the counter.

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    Shame Caicedo couldn't have gone in harder on Grealish there.

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    He needs to bring Sterling on here for Madueke and shift Gallagher and palmer to the right.

    Ake is not even going forward and Madueke is still struggling to help gusto in 2v1s

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    Make a fucking sub you dickhead

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    Need a tissue, Waff?

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    That's the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Need a tissue, Waff?
    You can’t be mad when it was always going to happen.

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    Proper team of mongs here. I'm not sure what the manager can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    He’s obviously got no composure but he’s quite obviously not a bad player
    Composure an optional attribute for a good striker.

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    Played as a striker for about 12 months (and it shows)

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    Probably shouldn't have spent so much money on him.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 20-04-2024 at 06:34 PM.

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    He cost about 30m. Absolute pennies. The issue is relying on just him in his second season in a top league. Partly not helped by Nkunku turning into a cripple like the majority of the players you want on the pitch.

    And now I’m going to have to put up with world class Saka claims again on Chelsea when he scores a pity hat trick to destroy any hopes of the mighty conference league

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    I'm warming to Chelsea, they need a less divvy manager who will be as crazy as their general policies on most things though. Get RDZ in there.

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    Arsenal have been shite here but Wolves have had to pull in lads from the local park to make up the numbers. Tidy little finish from Odegaard to seal it though.

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    After the fall of Chelsea Loan Farm Compliance Team X yesterday, we've another 'surprising' relegation today.

    Remember Turkish side Bursaspor? They won the Turkish League in 2010 and featured regularly in the Europa League through the 2010's. They've just been dumped into the 4th tier of Turkish football. Some bad financial management since the title saw them run up debts they could never pay back.

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    Amazed Shindig hasn’t posted this yet - Gateshead kicked out of play offs as their council won’t guarantee they’ll stay at their ground for the next ten years. Got to be up there with one of the weirder reasons for disqualification.

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    Dyche looks ridiculous in a tracksuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Amazed Shindig hasn’t posted this yet - Gateshead kicked out of play offs as their council won’t guarantee they’ll stay at their ground for the next ten years. Got to be up there with one of the weirder reasons for disqualification.
    That is fucking mental.

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    Fucking hell can Everton just go down.

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    Last minute league meeting to agree to relegate 5 teams this year for an 18 team league going forward? They're unflushable in the 20 team format.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Amazed Shindig hasn’t posted this yet - Gateshead kicked out of play offs as their council won’t guarantee they’ll stay at their ground for the next ten years. Got to be up there with one of the weirder reasons for disqualification.
    That's rotten. The council can't secure it because we've been wanting to secure land for our own ground for years. I don't think there's any alternatives, either. Kingston Park and St. James are used constantly and some place like Dunston's ground won't be up to code.

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    What has happened to Luke Shaw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    What has happened to Luke Shaw?
    He got injured and subbed off in a game. Then next game was started again and seemingly made it way worse and is out for the season.

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    Absolutely SEETHING.


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    Fucking hell Rashford, just retire lad.

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    Jim Ratcliffe doing more to communicate with the fans in a random 2 minute post-marathon interview than the Glazers have managed cumulatively in over a decade.

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    Feed the Sauce and he will score.

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    I think if you played McTominay as the ten and Fernandes as whatever McTominay thinks he is then the midfield would function better.

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    Easy this.

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    Ouch Shinners.


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    That Greek needs to be chucked out of the country, and if Mark Clattenburg has to go with him then so be it.

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    Let's count how many times Gakpo passes it forward, or runs forward with the ball an takes a player on.

    So far: 0

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    We're back, baby!

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    Some effort from Coventry to make Utd look competent.

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    That's a quality finish from the Coventry lad.

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    Especially with only 18 or 19 acres of space to operate in.

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    TAA, wow.

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    No saving those.

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    We're losing this, aren't we? Fucking hell.

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    Shell shocked.

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    What a team.

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    Few things more annoying than a nothing shot from distance being rendered unsaveable by a deflection

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    I thought that was in when he hit that.

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    Pathetic from Hojlund that.

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    Ten Hag's Entertainers

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    Oh, 'eck.

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    Fucking hell Wan Bissaka.

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