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View Poll Results: Are City just going to win all the trophies again?

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  • Probably. Bring on the Euros.

    4 50.00%
  • No, the Simms-Wright combo will be too much for City to handle.

    1 12.50%
  • No, but for some reason less likely than Coventry beating them in an FA Cup final.

    0 0%
  • Doesn't matter, Klopp leaving ensures it will be About Liverpool anyway.

    2 25.00%
  • Turtle(neck being worn by a bald bore.)

    1 12.50%
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Thread: April Football: Men Getting Hit By Football

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    Yellows reset after extra time apparently. That's news to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Emi Martinez to do a Lunin and save 2.
    Just call me The Oracle, lads.

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    Some boy

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    Glad I put that on for the shootout. Martinez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Just call me The Oracle, lads.
    The Anti-Taz if will

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    Salah.

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    I reckon the lad has done enough to secure the big money from the Arabs but my word this Ramadan really has taken its toll on the useless cunt.

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    Jones, Salah and Diaz off for Elliott, Jota and Nunez please.

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    Atalanta should be able to secure this on the break with a couple of fresh bodies on the pitch

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    They've reverted to their game plan from last week now and it's working.

    All we have are long balls that are being mopped up right now.

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    Goe Jomez to the rescue.

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    There's nobody going into the gap you'd see a number 10 in.

    That's letting Atalanta press up at will with our only outlet being hoofing it over the top.

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    The day I see the Hairy Hungarian go off and us get any sort of positive from it will be the day. Fucking idotic nazi, literally died on our arse as soon as that triple change happened.

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    3 goals for Atalanta coming right up.

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    This is propely pathetic.

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    Fucking retarded. At least go long, you thickos.

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    All this is missing is Goe Jomez firing one into row z late on in injury time.

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    Why are Liverpool just passing it about at the back?

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    Best league in the world.

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    As grim as that game:


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    Yeah completely devoid of all ideas once Trent and Szobo went off. They pressed Mac Allister back into his own area so he had no chance.

    I really hope the next manager bins off this bollocks of the fullback moving into midfield.

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    Positionism taking a real battering this week.

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    Not only has Bonucci been relegated to being subbed in on the 119th minute just to take a penalty, he ends up having by far the worst penalty of the lot.

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    End me now.

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    What? I was thinking maybe Pardew.

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    I was praying for Big Sam or Curbs, ended up even better than I was expecting. This is a crypto scam rather than a real thing though right

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    Emi Martinez banned for the semi final first leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    You have to be a very committed space cadet to end up doing yourself any harm from ket, whereas coke can make your heart stop beating.
    Lots are, it seems: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-68826392
    I'm a twit

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    Fuck the title race, this is what we live for

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    Talks are still continuing? I thought that was wrapped up six months ago?

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    You can't just cut short the transfer saga of the summer. Too much money and clicks in it.


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    Vitesse just got an 18 point deduction for financial issues in Holland. Mostly for being an operation under the control of Abramovich.

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    Minus points

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I knew she'd be from Bristol before reading a word of that.

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    Silva, cucurella & Chalobah in a back 4 at Wembley.

    City should score a fair few here. So should Chelsea, mind.

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    Poch starting an injured player

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    Jackson and Madueke weren't dropped? lol.

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    Maguire is United's only fit centre back tomorrow, lol.

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    Two Chelsea corners both lead to city chances and corners. Why would have Gallagher on them and why would you leave no one back against these

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    Seen enough of Silva already. Take him out. Everything is a shaky mess with his pace at the back.

    Jackson’s dribbling though

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    That is braindead from Jackson. Get the shot off.

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    Chelsea should really be able to get at Stones later in this game. Jackson has waltzed by him multiple times and he’s gassed already

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    When was the last time Chelsea scored a goal at Wembley?

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    Semi final in 2022 before the 0-0 disasterclass in the final.

    I make it 2 goals (2018 v Man Utd & 2019 v Arsenal) in their last 8 finals though. Majority being 0-0.

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    Jackson

    Good to see the operation is still working.

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    Same shit every Wembley. So many chances and easy ones at that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Jackson

    Good to see the operation is still working.
    No operation required, he's just a bad player.

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    He’s obviously got no composure but he’s quite obviously not a bad player

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    Palmer desperate for a penalty, lol.

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