The King and the PM (which every country has in some form), a couple of fighter jets, the Red Arrows, a guy looking into a camera, the national football eleven, and an unidentified sports car.
At least put bangers and mash or something.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
The King and the PM (which every country has in some form), a couple of fighter jets, the Red Arrows, a guy looking into a camera, the national football eleven, and an unidentified sports car.
At least put bangers and mash or something.
Quit your naysaying, Doomsters.
Having to put second most powerful country in the world in text so small it looks like terms and conditions they make you put on a dodgy medical ad is the piece de resistance.
Sorry that was unpatriotic of me.Originally Posted by phonics
The piece of resistance.
Have they no advisors?
Poor old Alan Duncan is right about something for the first time in about thirty years, and now it turns out he's an anti-Semite and we should ignore it.
I’ve just read what he said. How the hell
Is any of that anti-Semitic?
You might have noticed there was quite a high profile Labour politician who was cast as anti-semitic for sharing the same opinions.
You might have noticed that numerous comments he refused to defend went further than what Duncan’s just said, on the back of an aid boat being torpedoed no less.
1) Boat?
2) Israel has been doing exactly this for 50 years. I'm not sure the fact that the person who died in this "Boat" with wheels (3 times, miles apart) being white makes it any worse.
3) What comments are beyond the pail?
Always good to see how on top of the issue the average person is though.
Btw the AI algorithm they're using to bomb families being called 'Where's Daddy?' is legitimately one of the most evil things I've ever heard of. Hitler levels of evil.
He's criticised the Israeli lobby that doesn't exist (and if it does it doesn't have any influence), so now he's going to get it. As for Wor Jezza, did he ever touch upon the kosher nostra? His crime was nodding along to various psycho Muslims seething about Jews and being a thicko about it all rather than articulating anything useful.
Ridiculous (albeit unsurprising) that they are trying to spin this as "good on him for owning up" when at best it's a case of massive gross misconduct and at worse (and probably in actuality) goes some way towards falling under a national security issue.
The funniest thing about this whole story though is we can assume the bloke who got all the numbers has just sent unsolicited pictures of his pecker to various MP's and two of them apparently saw fit to respond with back with pictures themselves.
The funniest thing is that that bloke is thirty-six.
He's not having it anymore. Over his mum's dead body.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68833077
Inflation down to 3.2% due to a drop in crumpet prices.
Thanks to Rishi and Jeremy for their hard work.
Meat and Crumpet used to be a great club night.
Time to take advantage, just bought a shipment of 100,000 crumpets. Anyone got any butter?
I do but you can't have any.
1 in 5 people still complete spastics though. Shame.
A third if we're being accurate.
Lib Dems have got some serious problems down the tracks with this post office inquiry, that could save 20 odd blue seats.
Surely that’s as much on the Tories as well?
Out and voted already. First of the day, apparently. So our local Independent is currenty winning. I look forward to all the pensioners voting Tory at lanch time.
*lanch taaaaam
The Tory candidate in my ward is called Alain Dubois, might as well be asking me to vote for Napoleon.
It's just Mark Francois attempting a rebrand.
Only police and crime commissioner voting here. Fuck that American style wank.
I got given one of them and just picked the one that wasn't Labour or Tory. Just Googled who the English Democrats are off the back of it, and apparently I'm now an accidental Nazi. Whoops.
We're voting on a North-East mayor or something.
Not bothering here, a two horse race, Labour incumbent and useless on local issues so they can all fuck off.
For example there is a residential street round the corner from my house, maybe 300 yards from the council HQ, that has a huge speeding issue. They tried the traffic calming measures years ago where they make you wait at one end of the road if there is oncoming traffic but the result is twats just try and beat the gap by speeding. The limit is 20mph, regularly see people doing closer to 50mph. The council's repsonse to a resident on said street? Try building a decoy speed camera in your front garden, or dress a scare crow as a police officer
Listen, it happens to the best of us. One day you're plucking your newly prominent nose hairs, the next you're singing tunefully about the fatherland. It's just what happens when a man gets older.
Spikey now on a government watch list.
Seems to only be a vote for Police Comissioner here.
We've got Police Commissioner and Mayor. I look forward to being confronted by all the Tories at the polling station later on, begging me to ignore their blatant corruption because the freeport brought some jobs to the area.
I just went double Labour. Their mayoral candidate has been bombarding me with youtube ads so she's got the vote.
Drove past my polling station and thought about stopping to vote but I had Mars Ice Creams in the car so wasn’t worth the risk of melting.
Back at my old flat my polling station was in the function room of my local pub, didn’t miss a vote back then.
Does Sunak have a realistic chance of being ousted before the General Election?
Surely be suicide for the Tories, another unelected PM.
I went round to vote at 9:30pm last night. Rather predictably I was confronted outside by someone canvassing from the Tories. He tried to speak to me on the way out to which I politely declined because I needed a shower and well, he was a Tory. The guy got pushy, desperate for some type of conversation even though I made it abundantly clear I had no time for his lot (lots of "but Labour" in there). Anyway, long story short, I got asked by the polling station to leave the premises. Even though the tosspot who started it all got to stay and pester the next person. Can't wait to spam the geezer on Facebook when the result is announced later.
I didn't think you were allowed to canvas at polling stations.
You're not. I think he got round it by not wearing the colours and only speaking to people after they'd voted. Fuck knows why the polling station let him loiter in the lobby.
Absolute spade. There was another Tory who blamed his dyspraxia for forgetting his.
You know Boris gave the 'Do you know who I am?' speech.
My local Independent won.
Just waiting on news from the BNPolice.
Does everyone not keep their driving licence in their wallet? Maybe Boris doesn't have a driving licence. Or a wallet.
Wallet's are being phased out, I believe. I assumed it was just the retard generations but it must be the same pattern of behaviour that's seen these seniors start rocking fitbits and apple watches thinking they're progressive or something.
My wallet went years ago.
Why on earth would you need to carry your driver's licence, or any form of ID for that matter, around with you on a daily basis?
It's probably just the reporting, but it is quite funny that this measure seems to have succeeded in targeting the true blue most effectively, oldies, veterans, Boris. Perhaps the red bastards it was aimed at, students, minorities, just don't vote anyway.
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