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View Poll Results: Are City just going to win all the trophies again?

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  • Probably. Bring on the Euros.

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  • No, the Simms-Wright combo will be too much for City to handle.

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  • No, but for some reason less likely than Coventry beating them in an FA Cup final.

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  • Doesn't matter, Klopp leaving ensures it will be About Liverpool anyway.

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Thread: April Football: Men Getting Hit By Football

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    I know he’s scored but Nunez really showing why he will never be a top, top player here.

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    I wondered where the left back was as two men arrived unencumbered at the back post, and then I realised the left back was trying to block the cross at right back.

    We should have had five though and remember this is a game with literally no consequences for either side, six all, you name it.

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    That was coming. Chelsea are absolutely awful. We are so bad, we fail to control possession against teams in the bottom five, and yet Chelsea are allowing us to do it in their own gaff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    We should have had five though
    What?

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    It's somewhat comforting that nearly 20 years later, as we all get older, more wise perhaps, Jim still has an absolute blind spot when it comes to Chelsea v United.

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    What a weird team we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Palmer is so far above anyone else on this pitch. We'll do well not to lose him to Barcelona or whoever you lose players to these days.
    Somehow, Chelsea.
    I'm a twit

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    Ten clear runs at an empty United backline in the half hour before the hapless Caicedo decided to gift you a goal, a good team would have been 5-0 up. Alas we are not a good team.

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    Those are the best finishes in football. Only thing missing was the under side of the bar.

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    What a hit that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Somehow, Chelsea.
    Big Todd's next FFP wheeze, signing his own players.

    Chelsea doctors get confused and perform the operation on Palmer.

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    We look so much better without Goe Jomez at left back as well.

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    Our famous midfield duo have been subterranean in this game. Utterly ghastly, the pair of them.

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    This is a ridiculous game of football between two bad teams. It's great.

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    Disasi making a ridiculously careless pass, gifting Hojlund the ball to run clear on goal, just about scrambling back to touch it behind for a corner, and then giving a massive NFL-style defensive fist pump to celebrate, sums our season up better than anything I can think of.

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    MacAllister has been a superb signing. Worth every one of the bonuses Brighton are banking on in their latest set of accounts.

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    Two utterly clueless tacticians on show tonight.

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    Game recognise game.

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    mac allister is phenomenal. Amusing he had his best game so far against his former team too. What a man, fitted in perfectly since day 1. Makes me feel daft bumming Szobozslai early doors when the real gem was hiding in plain sight.

    Nunez is 100% horse shit though. League would be sewn up already with Chris Wood up top.
    I'm a twit

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    Did they just describe Cucurella v Anthony as ‘a good race’

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    What a goal that is.

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    That pass

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    Badiashile is a rare and special player, because his name starts with a review of his performances. Don't get many of them in the English top flight. Danny Shittu was the last.

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    Favella reds 😍

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    Antony securing the start for Sunday

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    Surely now he finally goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Surely now he finally goes.
    They'll only replace him with some similar goon who you'll also want sacked within 5 games. Doesn't matter who the coach is with this bunch of guileless children. Without Palmer we'd be 15th tops.

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    You have a load of players who can't do the basics. I'm not sure you can place that all on the manager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    You have a load of players who can't do the basics. I'm not sure you can place that all on the manager.
    That’s harsh. Gusto looks like a top central midfielder.

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    A mate's dad who is a season ticket holder and wise old head says that the club only has two 'footballers', in the old-fashioned sense - Palmer and Thiago Silva, who is 40. The others play football but are not footballers. I think it's quite a good way of seeing it.

    This game a great example, you go 2-0 up, what do you do, just blunder your way into gifting them a way back in because you can't concentrate. If they sell Gallagher in the summer, as they are clearly desperate to for book-keeping reasons, it'll be time to give up.

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    Antony vs Cucurella is like a battle for the ages.

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    Can I interest you in paying over the odds for Sensible Sean Longstaff?

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    Dalot you absolute fucking mong.

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    What you lads need is a sensible left-back like Paul Dumett.

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    I don't think that one is a penalty either to be honest.

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    Chelsea have had a ridiculous amount of penalties. Still 12th lol

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    I'm not sure he at any point touched him. Maybe brushed him with an arm?

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    We're so fucking shit.

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    That's some collapse.

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    Hahahahahaha.

    It was only going one way from the moment Sir Dave Brailsford and his team's Character was mentioned in the 97th minute.

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    Amazing.

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    How many pens have Chelsea had this season?

    Plus that’s fucking hilarious.

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    Hey, he got one from open play. Good lad.

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    What a team we are.

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    Lololololol

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    I'm lolling my tits off. Just as the Utd lot were starting to post again with their ice melting too.

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    I'm no Waff but Poch has some cheek giving it large on the side. There were no winners in that game. Two appalling sides who don't have a clue what they're doing or why they exist.

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    Love it.

    Palmer, man. What a boy.
    I'm a twit

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    Small time club celebrating a win over a wank team like they've won the league.

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