The most plausible theory is that they took a few in a row on a phone and then used an app to merge them together so that everyone's smiling, not exactly grand conspiracy.
Armchair photo detectives will have a lot of fun in the next few years.
AI is going to make this stuff undetectable (without some serious tech). Living in a post-truth world is going to be interesting. We're increasingly not going to be able to trust anything we see or hear and there are some properly nasty bastards that are going to take full advantage of that.
Spikey, calm down mate, you're digging yourself deeper here.
Hence next few years as opposed to decades. Maybe just months.
I played with Photoshop a little bit last week after maybe two years and it really can do a lot of shit on its own now.
C for COVID. Coincidence?
Anyway, I look forward to the talking heads Channel 5 program on this "Weirdest Royal moments" with some Emmerdale character describing the tweet.
Although I reckon I'm probably wearing pretty much the same stuff today as I would have been on any given day in November last year.
Ending up backed into a corner where Piers Morgan is demanding proof-of-life probably has to go down as a failed comms strategy.
Does look very similar. Maybe because... it's her face.
If there's a conspiracy to be had here, it's that Kate is (by far, far, far) the person whose photo appears the most in the British press and they've been denied that for several months now, it's like starving a Bengal tiger, ends up acting all cornered. They're always going to force the issue eventually.
Maybe it's not even her actual face.
Maybe she's ugly as shit but they use Photoshop on stills and a Body Double on videos.
The more I look at her face, the more it looks like a balloon.
dots.
Couldn't they just get the body double to wave from a balcony in whatever castle she lives in, or have the voice double call the radio and tell everyone to fuck off?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-68531759
Haiti is falling apart apparently. It reads like something out of a Far Cry game.
I like the sound of a 'Kenyan-led rapid reaction force', presumably rapidly reacting to something 5,000 metres away.
Thing with Haiti is that you can just compare them with their same-island neighbors.
The bit full of Africans is like Africa, and the bit that isn't isn't. More when we get it.
Jimmy "Barbecue" Cherizier
Sounds subtle enough to be the CIA's doing.
Suppose it's the price you pay for having everybody plausibly the victim of a gunshot wound at all times.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68541161
Bit of a kneejerk reaction really as anyone inclined to put perv cams in will do it regardless but as my mate found out there are organised groups of arseholes who rent your property, turn the doorbell wifi off and then have a massive party and take as many valuables as they can carry with them on the way out.
Andrew Tate arrested again, but on a UK issued warrant this time.
What has Andrew Tate got against Japanese mice?
Presumably it's the ones with extra ears growing on them who have to listen his whiny bullshit.
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-68549091.amp
Children will no longer routinely be prescribed puberty blockersFewer than 100 young people in England are currently prescribed puberty blockers
The MET get a lot of well deserved bad press, but well done to the armed copper who told those dickhead tourists to fuck off when they were heckling the stupid palace guard person.
Melanie Phillips on QT Fucking dirty frog-looking bitch has been pummelling us with zionist shit for over a decade but I think the regular slot on QT may have now been revoked on tonight's showing.
Posts from over a decade ago.
Our lot are flapping about the possibility of Diane Abbot being allowed to speak at PMQs meanwhile this lad is out canvassing face to face no fucks given:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-68561346
Perfectly innocent behaviour.