Isn't young players not moving to big clubs and doing shit all a good counterexample to all the young players that move to big clubs and do shit all? It's just easier to point at the latter and go HA.
The Athletic (lol) reckon Man Utd are chasing Choupo-Moting and Müller, both 34.
Why would Thomas Müller make that move? Like Angela Merkel becoming mayor of Salford.
He probably gets a chemical works in the Ruhr or something out of it.
Alright, Sir Jim.
Signing an aging German superstar from Bayern will only result in one thing, a great song and cult status but not much football.
Don’t worry lads you are being linked to Barclays goal scoring legend Timo Werner now.
That's Champions League winner Timo Werner, so he must be a god.
Sancho off to Dortmund on loan for pittance. He is such an idiot. Clearly has absolutely bags of talent and is pissing it away with this attitude.
I guess he'll go and cry into the 8 years worth of my salary he's made this week.
Martial set to be released on a free.
Ratcliffe also continuing to make all the right noises. Seems they want a team of Blanc as CEO (already done), Ashworth as DOF, and Mitchell as head of recruitment to run the footballing side.
Laurent or Raymond?
Bayern are trying to buy Eric Dier
Thomas Tuchel special. No club should ever let him decide on transfers
Maybe Kane is lonely.
Is there perhaps a German version of Gogglebox that they are appearing in?
Our promising youth keeper off on loan to St. Patricks @Giggles.
It's a little from column A, a little from column B isn't it? City essentially letting him go tells you something, a bit like Fergie not being that bothered about Pogba going, there's obviously an attitude problem there, but there is also a talent which is limited to a select few, so it's a bit daft for the manager/heirachy to allow what has happened over the past few months to happen. I would imagine, were 'Ineos' to give fairly unequivocal support to the manager, then there should be scope for an enforced reconciliation. When a manager appears weak, or in any sort of at risk situation these dickheads 'advisors' are all over poor schmucks like Sancho. Him running off back to Germany also probably seals his fate as a not top level player, so it's not really in his interest either.
Agreed, Sancho certainly comes across far from a saint in all of this. Him potentially being a unruly prick aside, I do wonder if Man Utd will regret not resolving the issue. Especially if he ends up at Dortmund and finds his form again.
I don't really think "on no he's doing well in THE BUNDESLIGA!!!" will be too much of a concern when there's literally everything else still to try and fix.
If he finds his form, he might as well stay at Dortmund.
Mad falloff for Sancho because we were told by reddit he was one of the top talents in world football upon signing for Man Utd.
He was and is.
Who remembers that 10 years of England's forward line sorted of Greenwood, Rashford and Sancho? Up there with Piers 'best front 3 in the world' Morgan levels of unfortunance.
Bit like that fatman Shaw 10 year plan.
Some journo reckoned Southgate and the England coaches were unhappy on how Sancho's attitude negatively affected the squad so as much as I like an excuse to lol at United it does seem he is just a clown.
Within weeks of him signing there were stories coming out about him being lazy and rude to staff. Maybe Ronaldo was criticising him instead of/as well as Mason Greenwood.
Phonics and Taz like brothers in arms embarrassing themselves again.
Brother, Van Dijk has more career assists than fatboy.
Also, I was watching Rudiger the other day, must be top 5 CB in the world. Don't make me bring up your campaign of terror on him.
Frank Lampard tax.
Turned into a monster when Tuchel came in
I hope united will cope without Sancho and his game changing performances.
I see the vultures are circling for Summerville. Leeds can wave goodbye to promotion if he moves on.
Reading he was Dutch has blown my mind slightly.
Villa and Brighton most likely destinations apparently. He'd be great for either of those.
Probably just paper talk but there seems to be quite a lot of discontent among the various soul sellers, and other decent folk, who have taken up residence in the land of the sand.
Henderson and Firmino to Brighton for a pittance a week.
Our transfers in the last couple of years have been pretty nails but recently they’re so many duds and if we end up going after Solanke as rumoured I’m just going to have to brand the entire project a failure.
Linked to fucking Andre Onana ffs.
Amadou you spoon.
Who would be incredible for your team.
Who you calling Amadou
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67920954
Werner to Spurs is official.
Even if they did, I'm not sure holding a bunch of millionaire footballers hostage is the best look for the whole sportswashing business, even if it might play well with the masses elsewhere.
Apparently they don’t, but returning to the UK means huge tax bills.