Foden, you beauty.
The pressure piles on Pep. With the likes of Zidane and Lampard waiting in the wings there's a lot riding on this next game against *checks notes* Urawa Red Diamonds.
They should have abandoned the game at Wembley too and just award the result to whichever team had most players at the time.
Alright, I'll say it. Sean Dyche for England. He would be fucking perfect for that role.
La Liga coverage with live xG's of major chances on replays. Very surprising to see Spanish players and managers outclassing gammons in terms of tactical understanding of the game when you have the likes of Stuart Pearce in comparison giving it soundbites like "Son needs to go without the ball a few times and look to receive the ball in behind, that way he'll get in".
Burnley are just the new norwich here, without a scorer like pukki up top.
Adebayo at Luton has absolutely no business scoring goals in this league.
Keeper despite “high potential” is an absolute liability.
Might be decent with the ball at his feet, but does not seem confident or strong at catching or saving.
He had a fairly belting game against Brighton last week, although that's pretty par for the course for 'keepers this season.
lol at City, thought they were coasting. Palace are such a bogey team for them.
I unironically love him whilst acknowledging that's he's terrible at football. I think this must be the kind of joy that gets lower league fans going back to see Port Vale 1-1 Lincoln for the 16th time in their lives.
Pretty damn good.
Not that i agree with the general tactic, but I always find it odd that in that Iwobi through on goal situation, where Dan Burn scythes him down after he shoots, if he just toes the ball out of play it's a penalty, but if he shoots it isn't.
Bit of a stretch to call that 'outrageous', it's mostly just pitiful defending.
Nah, the drag back through the defenders legs in beautiful. There’s hope for the beautiful game yet.
Didn't even notice that. Still just a mess of legs and you shouldn't be letting players do keepy-ups in the box if you have any self-respect as an Italian defender.
‘Genius’ is the worst.
Are you really a genius if you can do a rabona?
I'm a twit
Yeah, he shouldn't take the attention of three defenders. At the very least, have one of them move round to face him so he's boxed in.
I judge that stuff on whether it can make John Anderson laugh. Again, bad defending. Just stick a foot in there and concede the corner.
It's a good goal, I'm not sure why you lot are being weird about it.
It's a bad goal and should have been prevented. Far too many goals are scored and it's getting out of hand.
It's of epidemic proportions and we've trusted sports SCIENCE far too much.
Although sentences like that are fucking rife on comments of Lockyer's collapse. People can't seem to wrap their head around athletes having dodgy hearts.
Today I learnt that Ivan Toney's initials are I.B.E.T.
I'm watching Newcastle Women (because it's Sunday and I'm bored) and they look far too good for this level. 3-0 up inside 13 minutes against Fylde. That said, this is only something like 4th tier. They've got Man Utd in the cup next month so they'll probably get demolished.
I do like how scorelines get blown out like this. They don't seem to settle on preserving a lead like you see sometimes in the men's game.
6-2 at half-time. Fylde's first was a decent effort, to be fair. The first woman in the sport to really master long-range shots will probably destroy the game.
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If united don't lose by more than 5 today then it's been a good day.
We're going to win by three!
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As expected for us, really.
I have never heard of a single one of that Liverpool middle 3. Are they resting lads?
That was some fluke from Havertz. Definitely tried to chip the keeper there and got it wrong and worked out.
I had to leave for the second half. Presumed our xG if 8-0 meant we were going to get fucked off a Danny Welbeck shinner.
I dont think this will be the full walkover it's being set up as.
Liverpool got to rest Thursday, but we've not played well lately. Just doing enough.
Man Utd win today and then a draw or Liverpool win against Arsenal next week so Villa are top at Christmas
This is probably the strongest united team we could field outside AWB at full back. Not playing both McTomminay and Fernandes might bring some balance into midfield. 6-0.
*Captain Dickhead.
Please show some respect.
Started well.
Onana is shitting bricks.
These goal kicks are doing my head in. Can they not knock it?
We lost the tactical advantage of playing it short when we do.
I know it's ynited Liverpool, but Neville is properly blinkered if he thinks that Mainoo tackle wasn't a yellow. Even the player apologised to the ref.
Antony is really toilet. I'm sorry Taz.
The hairy Hungarian having a shocker. Watch him rocket one into the top corner from 30 yards.
This game has been something, that’s for sure
We better not be thinking of letting it remain 0-0 for when Trashford comes on. Gakpo starts over both these favela fucks.
Szoboszlai isn't very hairy actually, is he. Why are you such a retard Taz?