Figuring out what a Cole Palmer is and why it's worth 42.5m quid
Saudi oil money everywhere
Chelsea Boehl money everywhere
United rummaging around in the bargain bin
It being done for another few months
Something sensible like your club actually signing somebody decent
On holiday last month when they had the market in town the knock-off football shirt stalls were all Inter Miami Messi shirts and Ronaldo's Saudi team, when they both retire you have to fear for the dodgy holiday kit industry.
Some absolute parasite headbutted Keane after the game apparently, I hope they get jail time for it.
Anthony off on loan in January?
Getafe will probably fancy him, he'll fit right in.
https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/anto...064b1c1915d863
Grim.
Cancel the cunt's contract please.
Some place, Manchester.
Could they sack him and sue him for his transfer fee like Chelsea did with Adrian Mutu?
All set up for Sancho to be back to his best in the near future.
Antony dropped from the Brazil squad. Sancho to get some game time soon.
Arise Pellestri.
Ferguson "injured" for France and Netherlands
What I'm hearing is we're going to allow him to play for you, but in return we annex Donegal.
They said on Second Captains they were surprised he wasn't subbed after his hat trick as he got a knock after that.
His agent is insane letting him do that interview. Comes across as the quintessential thick footballer with absolutely nothing about him.
He's proper muddied his rep amongst Liverpool fans with that interview (not the 2LGBTQIA+ shite [lol at his words on that] but trying to bring the Nazi or Hairy Hungarian's name into disrepute).
It's not about the money, he said before diving into his huge vat of gold coins
Nice of him to take the heat off Sancho in the misjudged public statement world.
Henderson said: "I've gone above and beyond to help [the LGBTQ+ community]. I've worn the laces. I've worn the armband. I've spoken to people in that community to try to use my profile to help them. That's all I've ever tried to do.
Proper lol
Can't do much more than that, la.
@Sir Andy Mahowry in a completely expected turn of events we're both wrong.
The seethe from that guy if clause whatever overrules clause whatever would probably collapse reality.
Also, in why do we have this shit part 157:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66724505
lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66725924
The final straw for Kiko.
Avram looking an awful lot like the butcher from Coronation Street there.
£10 billion sounds a bit steep, but I'm up for TTH consortium buying a club. How much are they wanting for Southend?
Depends if you want to own the stadium and training ground. You can have the club for about a quid if you're willing to take on all the debt and pay rent to Ron Martin for the stadium and training ground.
I can't imagine why nobody has taken him up on this generosity.
The share price going down has zero impact on the Glazers. It's meaningless.
I would love to see a breakdown of how the Glazers value the club. Six billion always struck me as pushing it owing to the money that would still need spending (stadium, does the buyer inherit their debt?), and therefore aimed solely at Arabs or hoping some clown would re-finance them had interest rates not exploded.
Surely the 'sale' is all a con and they're just hanging on in the hope a Super League happens and gives them a trillion dollars.
The seller inherits the debt if they want it (INEOS would absorb it into a separate vehicle apparently) or clear it if they buy it outright (Qatar). One credible explanation I've heard is they see the value of the NFL clubs and see a bigger ceiling than the one currently offered - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/washing...sports%20team.
). I think it's all a game to eek out the last few dollars before selling.
Arsenal Twitter going crazy over players being nominated for a ballon d’or. Meanwhile, some bloke called Yasmine Bounou who I’m not sure exists is also on the list. So thirsty.
If I could change one thing about football it would be to abolish the balloon of gold. Not an individual sport.
It's all pretty meaningless as there's more to football finance than transfer churn alone, but lol nonetheless. Not sure who comes out of that worse really. Maybe one of the North Londons? Newcastle?
Steve Harper had a stroke? Shite. Hope he recovers alright.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66732868
Is that actually legit? Bloody hell. They’re all shouting over each other
Fucking retards. Silva said it well, decisions by non-players.
I'm all for "well, it's not like he was going to save that anyway" being a mitigating offside factor.
They must have been on thousands of football pitches and be able to read the game as well as any player. The issue in the clip above is they're too frantic and insufficiently calm, derived from the deadly duo of being under far too much pressure, and probably being a bit thick.
If anyone fancies a wank to non-adult material tonight:
https://www.theguardian.com/football...ghton-football
That opening paragraph.