Caicedo is so many levels above Lavia. What are we even doing at this point?
Caicedo is so many levels above Lavia. What are we even doing at this point?
I'm a twit
Yep. Idk if it’s both teams playing mind games but if Liverpool can afford Caicedo they should be going all out for him
If you're annoyed at it now, just you wait for Klopp to be trotted out with "Well actually, we have Bajcetic and Morton and they're just like new signings"Originally Posted by Luke Emia
I've made peace with what they are. After all it could be worse.
This Lavia/Caicedo nonsense should see the people making these bids fired. Childish nonsense.
Liverpool would be ridiculous with caicedo in midfield and someone instead of Van Dijk at the back
Winner on Sunday gets Caicedo, loser gets Lavia.
Yeah the other side of this is if you had told me at the end of last season we would have the two we have bought and Caicedo I would have been pretty pleased even with the outgoings, but why have they waited until the last minute to try and tie things up when it was obvious that Henderson and Fabinho were going nearly a month ago now.
On the owners it could be much worse don't get me wrong. I think from a supporters viewpoint you just wish they would have backed Klopp with signings that needed to be made 18 months/2 years ago. If they had done so they would have been cheaper than what is being banded around now and we would be in a better position. Everyone could see we were short in midfield last summer but they decided to go in with three midfielders who you know you aren't going to get a full season out of as well as an ageing Milner & Henderson and there were surprised when we had no midfielders in October and the ones we did have were all shagged.
I swear the ones who love to comment on FSG/owners/Klopp politics/etc would find a way to complain about us signing Mbappe.
No bedding in with Macdaddy next to him too, the Nazi cunt is building his greatest ever side ffs and this lot are gonna be made to drink their ethnically diverse gender inclusive tears https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66434067
Liverpool and Chelsea are just being mugged off to drive up the price for Caicedo and Lavia respectively, and they appear to be obliging victims of this south coast chicanery.
21 year old lungs crafted in the Andes. This is basically about securing the next decade of the club's rightful place at the very top.
Ellen is on some strong gear.
Liverpool's journalists saying they haven't actually bid for Caicedo.
And Saudi are in for Thiago too.
Chaos everywhere.
Jim White will need new underpants.
Fenerbahce have bid 15m for Fred.
Meanwhile Arsenal can't seem to get 4 quid for a 21 year old that scored 20+ goals in Ligue 1 last season
Turned down €30m from Inter haven't they?
A loan with an option for 30 million euros lol. Absolute scabs these Italian clubs.
They are asking £50m, which is hardly 4 quid.Meanwhile Arsenal can't seem to get 4 quid for a 21 year old that scored 20+ goals in Ligue 1 last season
And it was only Ligue 1.
I have no idea why Arsenal aren’t keeping him. He’s better than Jesus never mind Havertz lol
Is he aye
Scoring goals in France is basically the gold standard for predicting success from a striker to be fair.
Courtois has torn his ACL so Madrid are after a goalkeeper.
As a striker, yes.
Hopefully Madrid go after Kepa and start a bidding war with Bayern.
Brentford made him look like Wout Weghorst two years ago so his performance against dogshit French teams means nothing.
Wasn't Kepa meant to be Chelsea's first choice this season?
Buendia has done his too. A lot of it about at the minute.
Surely they just draft in De Gea?
His slightly taller but retarded brother I guess. Even more so now. No idea why they didn’t hold off and wait to see if anyone was interested in Kepa. Couldn’t have predicted Bayern and Madrid both having their keeper get injured though
Our next keepers are Bobby Sanchez and Eddie Beach. Sounds like a really bad gay porno.
Emi Martinez to Madrid
£88m for Paqueta rejected
These sort of lol numbers make Harry Kane a bit of a bargain.
My theory is they'll get Dave Gayer
Silly season in full flow.
Fraudster Romano reckons Brighton have given interested parties 24 hours to get their bids in(Liverpool bid expected tonight) and then they'll sell to the highest bidder as he's kicking up a fuss and they can get over £80m for him.
While I expect this is just some posturing and it will end in Caicedo to Chelsea and Lavia to Liverpool, it would be fun to see both selling clubs get annoyed in the long term suitors and sell to the new bidders.
Fully see a situation where both go to Chelsea though.
Man United sliding in there tonight
No chance, we don't have the money.Man United sliding in there tonight
Fred to Fenerbahce, Kovar to Leverkusen, looking like De Gea is indeed off to Madrid.
United will go for Amrabat now I expect.
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If Harry Kane actually decides to stay at Spurs it will be both wholesome and retarded in equal measure.
Get the fuck out of there lad.
Emulating Shearer in every way as the best English striker of his generation.
If I were him and I had a year left on my deal I wouldn't be going anywhere Bayern this summer.
Well yeah. Obviously if he stays to leave on a free next summer on mega-wages then fair fucks, but I can imagine the soppy cunt getting Levy'd before then and signing another deal.
City won't want him next year, Madrid will have Mbappe, and France and Italy are lol; so next year he can go to United probably, Chelsea maybe, and Barcelona if Robert Lewandowski is done and they can rustle the wages up. He might as well go to Bayern and win the next five leagues and maybe a Champions' League if those are his options.
Speaking of Mbappe, lol out loud at Paris convincing him to stay last year because he thought they were signing Bernardo Silva and Lewandowski. I could have told him that they definitely weren't, so how were professional advisors scammed into believing that?
He still needs what, 2 decent seasons to break the record? Really is going to have to choose between the trophies and personal glory.
He had zero competition for his generation. It is already solidified.
Alex Scott to Bournemouth for £25m. Far better deal than double that for Romeo who the fuck Lavia. /not biased.
I'd stay at Spurs if I were Kane. Not so much for the record (he can get that anyway) but to be loved for the rest of my days.
A dry spell and they'll turn on him in two seconds flat. Forever love my arse, I wouldn't do a thing for fans.
Yeah, but going to Bayern Munich is such a nothing thing to do in modern football.
But, to use the Romano bollocks term, 'it's a new experience for the player'.
So if I have the situation right, Brighton want final bids on the table tomorrow, to have this sorted before the season starts. Liverpool are said to be sending theirs through in the morning, having sussed out about what Brighton want on Thursday. Liverpool are now ready to break their transfer record. Currently that stands at £75m for Van Dijk, though the add ons for Nunez could take him to £85m all-in. Given Brighton already said piss off to £80m, you'd think it's going close to £100m.
Brighton will then turn to Chelsea and say match/beat it or we're selling to Liverpool. No idea if Chelsea will stump up the cash. If they do, everything points to him choosing them as he's already cleared out his locker and is waiting in London to finish the deal.
I can't imagine Chelsea not wanting to pay up, but is there anything that would stop it FFP wise, considering their mental spend for the past year? To put it into perspective, Chelsea if they get Caicedo will be around the same spend level since June 2022 as Klopp has had in his entire Liverpool tenure.
If the choice is go to Muinich now or walk out for nothing next summer then it is probably a more difficult decision, seeing as the latter choice is full-on burning your bridges/legacy in ruins territory [and after an underwhelming year for Die Lederhosen who's to say Saudi isn't his final destination?]. He should just stick it out, get the record, and be remembered as a Spurs legend. A Bundesliga [or a German treble] and being bummed out of the Champions League in the quarter finals is hardly worth more than that. Jimmy Greaves never won a league title.
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