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  • Everton

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  • Leicester

    2 14.29%
  • Forest

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  • Leeds

    2 14.29%
  • West 'Am

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Thread: Football! But in May!!

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    Klopp would have nutted the 4th official by now. Referee has given Liverpool nothing.

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    Why do refs let teams waste time so obviously? Martinez has been taking a minute for each goal kick.

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    Most persecuted team in the league, just like the city.

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    Should have been at least two occasions of ref to the VAR monitor late on.

    Villa played well for 30-35 mins but have reverted to anti-football early. They should go back to how they started.

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    Goal chalked off for offside despite it being a Villa player knocking it to him. Make that the 3rd wrong VAR call today.

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    How is that not a goal? A Villa player played it backwards... like it wasn't even close.

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    This is absolutely shambolic levels of timewasting. Sooner they bring in the dead ball clock stop, the better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Should have been at least two occasions of ref to the VAR monitor late on.

    Villa played well for 30-35 mins but have reverted to anti-football early. They should go back to how they started.
    Peak Emery ball.

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    That's the point that relegates us. Thanks Wolves, you useless cunts.

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    I'd say Leeds still have a chance. West Ham have a European final to get ready for and are now basically safe. You also have Spurs on the last day and it's Spurs ffs.

    Leicester now need at least a point at Newcastle to avoid Everton and Bournemouth playing out a bore draw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    This is absolutely shambolic levels of timewasting. Sooner they bring in the dead ball clock stop, the better.
    Time wasting [led from the front by the heroic efforts of Arsenal with their shitty little huddles and Newcastle in a more standard fashion] really seems to have become a massive thing this season, but I don't know if it is just more obvious or is genuinely becoming more of a 'problem'. First half time wasting feels like it has properly established itself as a go to tactic.

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    That's been a spicy set of playoffs in the lower leagues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    I'd say Leeds still have a chance. West Ham have a European final to get ready for and are now basically safe. You also have Spurs on the last day and it's Spurs ffs.

    Leicester now need at least a point at Newcastle to avoid Everton and Bournemouth playing out a bore draw.
    Leeds are more Spurs than Spurs. Kane will score 5.

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    Awoniyi has been incredible the last few games for Forest.

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    Salford in the mud. Sky will be absolutely sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Remember when I said Liverpool might come 3rd and everyone lolled.
    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Lol.
    My man been sitting on this for weeks with a sweat on like a big black anal plug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    My man been sitting on this for weeks with a sweat on like a big black anal plug.
    Got your seethe on.

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    Arsenal XG currently 0.00.

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    Thomas Tuchel doing his best to ruin Bayern’s season at present (in before a late goal).

    Gotta be an inside job.

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    Nkunku

    Getting his own back on Tuchel after the latter played him at right back before selling him at PSG.

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    Absolutely pumped

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Got your seethe on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    That's the point that relegates us. Thanks Wolves, you useless cunts.

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    Not as good as Gapko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Happened to the wallpaper

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    It keeps fucking appearing on every link I post

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    Still not a bottle, @phonics?

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    Season was over as soon as they signed Jorginho.

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    Steve Cooper

    Can't believe he's only 43. He must have had a hard life.

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    He looks like a decrepit David Platt

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    That's the weakest, most limp dick bottle job I've seen in ages. Kudos Arsenal, just genuinely gave up at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    He looks like a decrepit David Platt
    Steve Buscemi

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    Chances of Chelsea beating United on Thursday?
    I'm a twit

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    Not happening. There’s not a chance Fulham wouldn’t roll over for them last game anyway. They only need a point from 2 home games. Keep dreaming, son

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    Aye, even if United weren't at it, Chelsea aren't scoring.

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    Arsenal struggling to role out the 'in any other season' line now.

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    What is it, 84 points their max total now? I bet there's not many titles since the 90's you'd have won with that.

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    Stevie Cooper is a special manager. No matter what he looks like appearance wise. U17 World Cup winner with England. Swansea in the playoffs 2 seasons in a row. Forest from the bottom of the table to playoff winners. Then staying up this season after all he's been put through. He's alright isn't he?
    Last edited by AJ23; 20-05-2023 at 07:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    So yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    So yes.
    Looks like he has a sexual disease. If I saw him in the clinic, he'd be the one I'd be certain about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    He looks like a decrepit David Platt
    The best description I ever saw was that he always looks like he has just escaped a headlock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ23 View Post
    Looks like he has a sexual disease. If I saw him in the clinic, he'd be the one I'd be certain about.
    I'm sure you're the expert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    What is it, 84 points their max total now? I bet there's not many titles since the 90's you'd have won with that.
    Probably only the Leicester one in recent years [ie since the days of Sir Alex lolling off the league with 75 points every other year].

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    What is it, 84 points their max total now? I bet there's not many titles since the 90's you'd have won with that.
    It doesn't look like the players were arsed about the imaginary league 'if only' title once City were 1/100 to win the league.

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    He is basically how I imagined Mahow's old man (obviously more competent at managing his affairs like).

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    Born blagger that bloke.

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    They bought spectacularly and kept faith in a manager when changing would have been the go-to option but he's a shit owner because look at his BMI and his funny accent. Get to fuck. Southampton's Aryan PR cunt and that Hammers gammon pornographer don't get any kind of coverage.

    Admittedly they also don't boast a 20 paragraph wiki section on offences such as match-fixing and drug trafficking but still, proper gammonati manouveres.

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    He's probably snorting cocaine off a couple of prostitute's arses right now. I thought you'd love him.

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    I'd give him another year before he pops off due to kidney complications.

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