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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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    Ramsdale

    Never winning the league with that retard in goal.

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    Arsenal experimenting with going behind rather than 2-0 up, a bold strategy.

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    There's nothing worse than that little huddle Arsenal do.

    Maybe he's saying, look lads, we know 2-0 isn't a winning scoreline . . .

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    How easy was it from Southampton too.

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    We saw how going 2-0 up worked so now we're working on going 2-0 down.

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    Not sure drawing counts as working out

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    Seems this way also doesn't work.

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    Lyanco is brilliant.

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    This is one hell of an implosion.

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    Didn’t realise Southampton were only 1 point from safety with a win. Leicester are now bottom. Hopefully it goes down to the final day with 4/5 teams potentially going down

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    It might be Copium but this one doesn't feel as bad as either the Gallas at Birmingham year or the Leicester year. Those ones felt like one offs. They'll be back next year.

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    Southampton have completely turned off in the last few minutes.

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    Arsenal are taking all 3 points.

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    Southampton thought they had it in the bag. This could be serious scenes.

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    Fuck sake.

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    This team

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    £10 on Arsenal to win it late.

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    He's raped the fuck out of that shot.

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    Didn't it take a massive deflection out?

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    I was sure it hit a hand at the end there.

    I missed the first half but that second half, especially the final 20 minutes or so was great.

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    City don’t even need to beat Arsenal now assuming they win their games in hand. Lol at Arsenal.

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    only watched the last 5 minutes but they probably should have gotten a winner there. lol.

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    Awful for Southampton but they sat back far too early.
    Arsenal would still likely have been fine but for flappy hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    City don’t even need to beat Arsenal now assuming they win their games in hand. Lol at Arsenal.
    Lol at the youngest team in the league falling a couple points short of this Man City team with 100x the resources. Absolute #BottleJob.

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    Here come the tears.

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    Dry your eyes mate.

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    Only tears would be over how much I love this team after years of having to support a bunch of absolute arseholes who delivered far less for twice the money. Only sour note is Partey's continued involvement to be completely honest.

    The fact that we're even involved is madness. If City win both their games we're a point behind a state backed enterprise with a guy whos looking to break Dixie Deans goals in a season record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Lol at the youngest team in the league falling a couple points short of this Man City team with 100x the resources. Absolute #BottleJob.
    2022/23 - €192m
    2021/22 - €167m
    2020/21 - €86m
    2019/20 - €160m
    2018/19 - €80m
    2017/18 - €152m
    2016/17 - €113m

    €850m spent in 6.5 seasons. It’s about time you started doing something with that backing. City have spent €20m more since 2018/19 and have sold a lot more in that time.

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    They said on a pre match podcast the difference is City fans are moaning they have to play Laporte due to injuries meanwhile Arsenal have to play Holding. That's the gulf in quality in terms of squad depth, and it has come home to roost in the last three games. Partey has been dogshit too.

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    And we were absolute shite and full of overpaid self important wankers during that 2016-2020 period. Most of which are no longer at the club.

    Also using transfer fees and not wages is good shit. Haaland cost as much in agent fees as his transfer fee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    €850m spent in 6.5 seasons. It’s about time you started doing something with that backing.
    Chelsea have spent 2/3rds of that in 1 season. It's about time you started doing something with that backing.

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    The arguments about spend are a bit pointless, really. Arsenal has stepped up in a big way.

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    as much as schadenfreude is fun, it doesn't feel like a bottle job to me, just running out of steam a bit and reversion to the mean or whatever.

    as someone who doesn't reallllly give a shit either way (though fuck city, obviously), I'm mostly annoyed I didn't put big money on city when arsenal were bookies favourites, I never really believed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Chelsea have spent 2/3rds of that in 1 season. It's about time you started doing something with that backing.
    4 European trophies in the last decade will do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    4 European trophies in the last decade will do
    you'll have to remind me about those famous European nights at tannadice m8

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    Arsenal aren't so much bottling this, as simply running out of the outrageous good fortune that got them to this point. It was never going to last but they are still on to get near 90 points which is mad. They'll also get one in lieu when City are stripped of all their titles. It will be interesting to see which way they go from this [likely] disappointment. Not sure I really see them kicking on in all honesty, but then I thought Liverpool would suffer after the season they went close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    you'll have to remind me about those famous European nights at tannadice m8
    August 2022. Battering the soon to be Europa Conference Winners AZ Alkmaar. (ignore the away leg x)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    4 European trophies in the last decade will do
    Less than 2 European trophies ago you you didn’t support Chelsea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    August 2022. Battering the soon to be Europa Conference Winners AZ Alkmaar. (ignore the away leg x)
    You mean battered semie finalists, AZ Alkmaar .

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    Arsenal are a cheating bunch of cunts, they don't deserve to win the league. Next season they will return to normal service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Less than 2 European trophies ago you you didn’t support Chelsea.
    I joined the board in 2011 x

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    Shite again from Leeds. I'll be astounded if we don't get relegated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Shite again from Leeds. I'll be astounded if we don't get relegated.
    You're still well odds against. Might be worth an emotional hedge.

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    Dundee United 1-0 up again. 😎 Cracking finish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Dundee United 1-0 up again. 😎 Cracking finish.


    6-1 hammering earlier too. Not looking good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Shite again from Leeds. I'll be astounded if we don't get relegated.
    Yeah, was just toothless. You just let us control the game from the first minute, remarkably comfortable win despite the late goal.

    9th place now. Would be great if we could beat our points record of 53.

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    Liverpool busy throwing hand grenades into the relegation battle again.

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    It's alright, Forest aren't going to learn to defend now.

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    Discovering Illan Meslier is 6'6" has broken my brain.

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