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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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  • Turtle (but, like, a fooled one)

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    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
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    That goal was always gonna come from Chelsea just giving it away down the sides at the back. They’ve got lucky about 5 times with it going out for throw ins rather than the centre of the pitch.

    Sterling lack of ability kicking a ball coming into play there again

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    Leao is some specimen.

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    Reece James leaving Vini Jnr to Fofana so far isn’t making much sense. He’s gonna get sent off

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    Milan ripping Napoli to bits.

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    Chelsea like an ageing pornstar stuck in a washing machine, whilst Madrid hover behind them with an erection. Put a Madrid front three shots on target bet builder on and it was paid out within half an hour.

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    What a pointless 45 minutes of pointlessness.

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    The shape has been all over the shop. Lampard might really just have to give up this managerial malarkey. He just seems a bit out his depth.

    Can’t be helped with Fofana deciding to put his worst performance of the season in though and the two midgets up front playing for Madrid

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    We are so shit now that both he and Potter are/were well within their depth.

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    Napoli get rolled over by a bang average Milan side would be the most Napoli thing ever.

    It's Real or bust to stop City, which is one of those nuke the stadium style choices. Maybe Lamps can save the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Napoli get rolled over by a bang average Milan side would be the most Napoli thing ever.
    They already did like a week and a half back. I know it was a league game and all and it's a done deal pretty much, but still.

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    Sterling is just awful in this team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramelch View Post
    They already did like a week and a half back. I know it was a league game and all and it's a done deal pretty much, but still.
    I have absolutely no idea about them, and now see Osimhen is injured. Is that the big thing? On paper their team always looks a bit shite, but they seemed to overcome that. Perhaps things are leveling out at the wrong point in time.

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    This Felix performance is something else

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    Presumably this is why no one is really interested in Felix as a player.

    The demise of 'Razza' is really quite sad. Had the potential to do anything when he was young, and it's been a steady descent ever since.

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    Surprised Mane punching Sane hasn't been made more of. The boy was a saint when he was at Anfield.

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    Not sure that was the brightest, what was the chances of him scoring, 60% tops?

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    Chelsea in trouble now.

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    Jesus

    The defending from Cucurella at first and then Chilwell going full retard. The former is arguably the worst signing of all time.

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    This is the one time you want Gallagher or Mount on with their running about but he decides to bring another defender on lol

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    Kepa conceding another goal from outside the box. Just bin all the Spanish wankers at the club. They’re useless

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    Bullshit red for Anguissa.

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    That's an extremely weak total red for Anguissa.

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    https://dubz.co/video/adb6a6

    First was pretty soft but a yellow for that is shocking.

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    First was soft but not too bad, could have been a foul by Tonali just before it as well though? Adding it all up over 5 minutes it's complete bollocks.

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    Hernandez is such a cunt.

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    Another win for Gateshead and they are now 9 points clear off the relegation zone with a game in hand. You're slipping @Shindig

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    13 points off the play-offs, 18 points left to win.

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    We are much 3 or 4 points away I think, but it doesn't really matter. Wrexham and Notts County will be the 2 that go up.

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    Aye, although coming into it with 11 straight wins would be special.

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    Fuck the world football thread...

    Ho Chi Minh City FC v Binh Dinh tonight. We are shit, we are bottom, we are going to get relegated.


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    Spalletti is a great manager. Hope he can turn that second leg around.

    I don't understand Chelsea. They literally don't have a forward and not in a barca mate kind of way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    Fuck the world football thread...

    Ho Chi Minh City FC v Binh Dinh tonight. We are shit, we are bottom, we are going to get relegated.

    Get in the travel thread, you melt.

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    Sabitzer deserves to be made permanent.

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    Martial best forward in the world ebony don big dick slurp etc

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    This Darren Ambrose stuff about Warnock has to be a wind up?

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    "He was a chiropodist and he used to do my feet, he would not let anyone else trim my toenails and stuff, he would do it. He would have his little glasses and white coat and a bag of nail tools and he would do my feet.


    "If it was raining, he would have an umbrella and pull me out of training so the rest would get wet and I would be under the umbrella. We would all have a bargain bucket [from KFC], but they would make whoever was going to get it, he'd make them get me hot wings, I was the only one who was allowed hot wings - just me and him."
    Erm .... okay.
    Last edited by Shindig; 13-04-2023 at 08:33 PM.

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    Jose Mourinho has the look of a man who knows he's moving on to bigger and better things come the summer. Let it be Chelsea.

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    Malacia single-handedly letting Sevilla back into this the gimp.

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    I turned it off at half time...

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    The lols continue.

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    That's a magnificent header from Maguire.

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    I have to admit, this morning I hold my hands up to Boehly. Enzo Fernandez signing a one-year contract extension to take him from 2031 to 2032 is brilliant both in comedic value and comedic timing.

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    Well he had to celebrate Chelsea's 3-0 win over Real somehow.

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    Think of the juicy huge FFP offsets.... oh, it's less than $2m a year

    Worth it.

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    No further action against Unnamed Premier League Foolballersson over that suspected child sex business.

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    That sure took an awfully long time to investigate.

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    Get on Shels vs Rovers. Decent quality.

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    Duff the manager too. Strange one, got no credit because of his nationality as a player where robben was covered in British spunk. Not half the player.

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    He was far better for us on average than Robben was. Absolutely bossed the 04/05 season including the Barcelona tie we won.

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