Or maybe he had Hilary's emails all along.
Or maybe he had Hilary's emails all along.
Guess who's back.
Donny on Biden in 2024:
Murdoch's off the team apparently, so he might find life trickier.
Surely the damp squib midterm result means he is doomed?
Fake news. Keep up Lofty.
I can't decide if winning or losing would be more amusing, unless you could guarantee he would would run as an independent then it's losing hands down.
How do other Republicans run against Trump without being branded socialists? Can you run against him from the right? The mind boggles.
There is no reason in the land of Communist Biden.
I would imagine DeSantis will paint Trump as a discredited distraction and a candidate of the past, compare his age to Biden etc. Although this inevitably splits the party somewhat because the frothing crazies haven't let go of their insane Trump obsession, I don't know how you combat that because I don't understand it in the first place and it doesn't seem to be rooted in any sort of reality.
Pledge 1: Fix wolves.
The guy is a crackpot, he'll probably win.
He's somehow gone even more mental.
He also got banned again on Twitter for posting an image of a Swastika in a Star of David.
It's hard to see where the MELTDOWN goes from here.
Why's he got a stocking on his head?
Because he’s massively unwell.
It has introduced me to this video so it has definitely topped out now.
Has he been covering the head long the thick fucker?
Alex Jones is probably shitting himself over another lawsuit after that.
How do we think this all ends for him?
Most galling thing about all of this is that three of our proudest moments as a country in the last decade were Milo, Muse, and Piers Morgan washing up on our shores and us collectively shrugging our shoulders and laughing fuck off. Now, he’s bringing Milo back?
Or he winds up prison for shooting someone during his manic phase. The big problem is he no proper support around him. His mother was it and now he's surrounded by closeted internet gimps.
Has he been going mad a while or is it a recent development? Is he the one that’s married to a Kardashian or Beyoncé?
I think the divorce kicked it up a gear.
You know you are off the reservation when you're saying stuff that makes Alex Jones wince.
Trump mistook rape accuser E Jean Carroll for ex-wife, deposition shows
Donald Trump mistook E Jean Carroll, the writer who accuses him of rape, for his ex-wife Marla Maples during a deposition in the case last year, excerpts released in US district court on Wednesday showed.
“That’s Marla, yeah,” Trump said, when shown a photograph. “That’s my wife.”
The mistake was corrected by a lawyer for the 76-year-old former president.
The Ron Jeremy defence.
Lols. Is he really going to last the full term.
Sometimes I think about visiting America, then I see the Yank replies to funny videos and remember why I haven't. Humourless cunts.
Biden is Mick McCarthy being scared by nothing but with a nuclear arsenal.
That Trump deposition is something else, having to do the whole thing must have been like having a fever dream.
Looked up to see what her name is and, christ, it's not even close.
I'd laugh at the state of them but we had Johnson and Truss consecutively.
This Trump arraignment is quite funny, about 50 people turned up to support him and so far I have see both an Infowars flag and a man carrying a pigs head on a stick.
Do we need a new one of these?
He's going to get back in isn't he.
It's not even looking like a doubt at this stage.
He absolutely will.
I'm not sure he will, but it will be funny.
World really needs Biden to just die.
Ideally in office so the Democrats get the sympathy vote with the next one.
I'd vote for Trump. If there's no good options, you may aswell just vote for the funniest possible outcome.
He's a complete maniac who would be in prison already if he wasn't this particular guy. I don't think he wins but it will be funny watching him steamroll all the other republican ghouls then try and spin losing into a few more years of donations from all the mouth breathers. Double fun if he ends up in jail before the election, that might actually be his only chance of winning which makes all his delaying tactics all the more amusing.
"If it would be so nice if we could come together and straighten out the world and straighten out the problems and straighten out all of the death and destruction that we're witnessing, that's practically never been like this. It's just so important. And I want to make that a very big part of our message. We're going to come together. It's going to happen soon too."
The geezer surprised me with the tone of those very sensible comments yesterday. In comparison to Biden, he very much is the more able and competent individual. And the lols I certainly have missed, those COVID briefings were legendary.
You sound like you'd cry if someone played the 'Got your Nose' trick on you to this day if you believe that.
Didn't Biden actually win by quite a large margin last time? And whilst Trump's subsequent travails have led his base to double down, the vast swathes of not mental Americans aren't going to vote for him. Also, despite everything isn't America doing really well economically, so it feels like the stimulus for chaotic change is perhaps lessened.
He only just pipped Crooked Hilary before turning into a full-on loon FFS.