His every touch of the ball brings a tremble to my nethers
I like him a healthy amount and think his career is worth a World Cup win
I like him but sod Argentina winning
He's great, obviously, but I don't care if he succeeds or fails
He's great, obviously, but pundits need to settle down
I'm a racist and that's why I hate him
I'm an idiot and will argue he's actually not all that good
Maguire is going to get us eliminated the big useless cunt.
They’ve got the legs on us defensively. Maguire and Stones look like a couple of tractors.
I'm on double shifts telling Alex Scott to ignore the trolls.
Diouf looks like he’s ready for a stint in WWE
El Hadji Diouf just got introduced like a heel coming back at the Royal Rumble after seven months out.
This is just a replay of the game against the Yanks. Dreadful.
What makes an England game uniquely boring.
Get Sir Rarcus Mashford on.
If we were to lose this game, does Waistcoat survive as manager?
There would be a strong case for stripping everybody involved of their citizenship if we lose this game.
How is that not a yellow card on Walker?
Jammy bastards.
I'll need to watch the replay closely, but that defending looked very naive to me. Not a lot of tactical acumen involved.
Bareth Bouthgate, tactical genius.
Will finish 3 or 4 nil. Bellingham is just a great footballer. Annoyingly.
That celebration with Henderson was just bizarre, mind.
Are the England fans just AI generated trogolydytes?
Funny how now we’ve stopped pissing around at the back with the two idiots that we look like sticking five past these.
That was a great counter attack. Bellingham is just on a different level compared to the rest of the field.
Cellingham really is a worldie.
Well at least Mbappe will produce tears.
Great pass from Fil Phoden.
Excellent first half performance.
How’ve they done that Nike advert then?
I'm a twit
If the late night walks around Doha with Trent weren't doing it, rest assured that goal has. He's coming home
We've been quite good going forward, but Maguire is such a worry against the elite.
Bellingham is so fucking good.
Mbappe is going to absolutely mince our defence.
What's Ronaldinho doing in that Pepsi advert? I thought he was in prison.
I know Dier is liable to a fuck up himself, but I can't fathom why he isn't starting over Maguire. Or Tomori. Did we even take him?
3 changes by Senegal is interesting, they were the better team in the first half.
Ju Debellignham
I dunno. Sorry.
You’re right CGI is good. Even amateur stuff is unreal:
I'm a twit