What the fuck?
Spain on England’s side of the draw as it stands
The Chinese getting dodgy line calls against Spain like 2002 again.
Jesus Christ, it's like Pearl Harbour out there. The first half was like a bullfight.
Costa Rica have an equaliser.
Neuer with a shitter.
Funny how that one angle showing the ball clearly being out has mysteriously disappeared.
VAR in not chalking a goal off for once!
Does this get them out of the Argentina/Brazil side of the draw? At this point, given some of these decisions questions probably need to be asked about what is going on here.
Neuer is absolutely dreadful.
If Costa Rica score another and Japan win
Fucking hell that was like Papa Bouba Diop vs France.
'Yeltsin Tejeda'. Is this what it's come to, Fritz?
Would be hilarious if Costa Rica get a winner and Germany and Spain both go out.
The clever people are saying overhanging the line. I dunno.
Does Infantino have a clause in his contract saying there has to be a TV close-up of him in every game?
Just the 3 times Germany have hit that post in 20 mins
The angles that aren't directly level with the ball are always misleading, and can make the ball look miles out when it's not. We haven't really seen a proper angle of this one, though.
Remember when 'Tobias' didn't know that all of the ball had to be over the line and Harold brought it up every day for months?
Oh my God. Neuer must be some kind of plant.
Oh my God.
Costa Rica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahahahahahaha
This is outstanding stuff.
VAR better not rule this out.
It’s happening
(Though I still reckon Japan will shit the bed).
If it stays like this CR go through with goal difference minus 5, Spain out with +6.
But it hasn't stayed like this.
Havertz has equalised
Navas with a brilliant save.
What do Germany need to win by if Japan draw 2-2? Two or three?
I think 3-2 is fine on goals scored isn't it? If it's 2-2 in the Spain game.
Shit, aye. Forgot Japan didn’t score against Costa Rica. Wonder if Spain hold their nerve and hope Costa Rica don’t win or go try and get a 2nd
Havertz is a proper cunt.
If you're Spain do you even bother here? 1-2 gives you Morocco in the next round and knocks out our beer-guzzling friends.
But I guess you're vulnerable to a Costa Rican sucker punch. lol
Japan.
I'm a twit
Germany really should be winning by about 6 here
Jewison Bennette sounds like a Magic-ism.
Japan living dangerously.
Stop trying ffs Spain. Fuck them for 1982.
4-2 Germany, a Spain goal and the Germans are through.
I’d missed this little nugget earlier. What the fuck are FIFA at?
That one is going to need explaining to me.
How on earth was that goal given? What bollocks technicality could be used to explain it?
It's possible this is an acting masterclass by Spain. If so, chapeau to them.
Also reckon the Japan manager is a low-key genius.
Germany would still go through if they score 5 more, I think.
Very impressed with the Japanese. Disciplined, hard-working. An industrious display.