Leao really should be starting from now on.
Leao really should be starting from now on.
Lovely finish that.
If you took the death star out of this team they'd be potential winners. Zero chance with Ronaldo around.
Leao really is some talent. I'm going to hate it when one of Chelsea, United or City buy him.
What a player. A sick joke if he stays on the bench.
Felix really is a rat-faced diving little cunt.
It's borderline cruel pitting a goal contribution machine like Bruno Fernandes against such tactically inept defending.
Two excellent passes from our GOAL CONTRIBUTION MACHINE.
Ronaldo is just sad.
Bukari
That bloke should be sent home for doing that celebration at 3-2 down. Modern football culture is so pathetic.
That celebration. Get the ball you tit
He'll probably ask for a selfie with Ronaldo after the game. Have some self-respect, you're on a pitch with him for a reason.
They're just happy to be there.
That bloke with yellow boots who has just come on for Ghana has an absolutely dreadful first touch
I switched on what looked like a dour 0-0 as Ronaldo was stepping up to take a penalty and then all this happened.
And Ghana nearly snatch a draw. Fuck me.
Keeper tried to give it them.
That keeper surely has played his final international there. Absolutely shat the bed in the last 20 minutes.
That would have been brilliant. Shame he slipped
What's with all the slipping?
I don't think the Brazil team looks all that to be honest.
Serbia are good enough to go far in this tournament. Can definitely see them getting something tonight.
When I was reading a preview that started out by saying how exciting their attack is now I thought I was going to be looking at some exotic team of exotic livewires, not fucking Neymar and people who play for Spurs and Leeds.
The names go a long way with Brazil. Pick some guy I've never heard of called Marival and I'm tuning in with the lube. Wheel out a tattooed twat from the CL called Whatever Silva, and who cares.
Nightmare matching up the team sheet with the names the players are actually known by. Has Tite eschewed his usual plan of at least one Brazil-based gombine in the starting XI?
Antony faking injury for the past few weeks to still be benched is lol
Perhaps he's been injured.
Woah hang on. I made my predictions on the assumption everything would be going through Neymar, not him pissing about in midfield.
Mario Jardel. Ruined the mystique when he turned out for Bolton.
Jardel on CM01/02.
More like ruined the mystique when he turned out to be shite.
He had a massive psychological breakdown, to be fair. And err ... stuff.
In the 2014 general election, Jardel was elected to the Chamber of Deputies on the Brazilian Social Democratic Party ticket, with 41,000 votes.[37]
According to Brazil's Public Prosecutor's Office, Jardel and 10 other people have extorted staff, nominated fake members and diverted funds for their own benefit. The Prosecutor's Office finished the accusation in February 2016 as a result of the investigation started in 2015 (Operação Gol Contra), triggering the process to terminate Jardel's term in the Chamber of Deputies. Fellow politician Marlon Santos stated at the time that Jardel was involved in activities "which are not compatible with parliamentary ethics". Jardel was also accused by Santos of being involved in drug trafficking, with Santos stating "There is clear proof that the car allocated by the parliament has been used to drive drug dealers around".[38]
Serbia coach looking like a Bond villain.
Brazil. Samba Football. That advert in the airport. Why isn't it 3-0?
Gilberto Silva with the personality of a wet sock.
That might be the worst protest/statement in human history.
Sandro knows how to hit the ball.
Between Qatar, the dad of that shooter saying "at least he's not gay lol" and John Fashanu lecturing us on the politics of it all...
Vinicius looked like he was on ice there.
I don't get Vinicius. The Copacabana Dan James.
I knew that was a risky post.