Don’t really understand the Martinez deal, unless:
A) ‘EtH’ has plans to redeploy him as a shit kicking CDM
B) Bailly, Jones, ‘Axel’ are all already out the door
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets...gid=2128270296
Jacob Steinberg, Tier 2.
You're just reading Schindler's List now.
Need to add @John Arne as a Tier 2 source for Vietnamfo.
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Slow start to the summer he says on day 1 of the transfer window.
Spurs in for Lingard
Sounds like bull shit.
28 year-old Belotti is a free agent. Italian and all but he striles me as a bit of a bull with high work-rate so could work in Brexitball.
Aaron Hickey to Brentford for Ł14 million. Tasty.
Seems Ronaldo wants out.
I wouldn't have been all that bothered, but we have no other strikers and the market for them is absolutely woeful.
That's a shame, Utd flopping is made more pleasurable with his sorry mug.
They've moved quick there.
It's alright lads, I've heard you're in for this next big thing striker at Benfica.
Ronaldo was never the player we needed but at least it happened. It's all about the future king of football Antony martial.
I just have no idea who we could go for. Osimhen will cost about a billion quid to get out of Napoli. For all my misgivings about him, Nunez has gone to Liverpool anyway. Nkunku isn't moving this summer and isn't a striker anyway. Haaland gone to City. The meme potential of signing a player with the word Scam in their name is just too high for anyone expecting to be a serious club.
The cupboard is bare.
There must be some overpriced, over the hill striker knocking about we can panic-sign on deadline day? It's the United Way.
Has Haller gone to Dortmund yet [or wherever he's meant to be going]?
Apparently (as in reported by Ornstein) Napoli are genuinely interested in Ronaldo
Ronaldo + cash for Osimhen won't happen but would be great.
Bayern, Chelsea and Napoli the three clubs interested it seems.
Save yourself the time, son, he's a Bayern player.
The only thing I can see standing in the way of that is they won't pay his mega wages.
De Jong deal now looking off. Barca not done any more
I mean, it's possible, but I don't believe a word Laporta says so we'll see.
Klopp not fancy De Jong?
I won’t pretend to know anything about Konrad Laimer but I hope Liverpool at least sign a midfielder.
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Why has Ronaldo decided to leave exactly? Did he expect to be challenging last year?
Because of no Champions League it sounds like
He could go to Celtic or Brugge.
Fuck knows what's going on with this De Jong transfer.
Either they are trying to paint it as De Jong choosing to leave because of the money (wouldn't surprise me) or they are genuinely making an attempt to keep him on a drastically reduced wage.
One thing is clear, this dutch baldie bloke is a complete bum. A respected manager does not get fucked around by his own kids like this, if he can't handle them he ain't stand a chance of winning over proper players.
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Stick to the Travel thread, lad.
I've been saying it for about 2 years, he literally sounds like a bot that's been programmed to post in Taz style.
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It would be quite funny if De Jong accepted a massive pay cut rather than be transferred to the Manchester United Football Club.
John Eustace in at Birmingham now too. Fucking hell.